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is this /adv/? Why are you lying about what music you are listening to? Just say what it is. I would be making fun of you too.

>>13001549
It's literally more embarrassing for them to find out what kind of music I listen to than it is for them to find out I was lying about classic rock

>>13001531
Lying is bad anon, you’re a fucking idiot.

>>13001561
no one can know what I listen to

>>13001554
Own it. No one gives a shit what you listen to and you shouldn't give a shit if they do anyways. Tell them you're listening to anime music and go back to your work.

>>13001549
taylor swift, try say that.

>>13001573
>anime music
oh I wish it was that easy

>>13001531
Needs to be a boomer mask not an NPC.

>>13001581
I wish it was taylor swift
I could have said anything but I'm not used to being asked questions about music and classic rock was the first thing that came to mind
why did it have to be the one thing that they all listen to and would get offended over if I lied about it

>>13001582
What is it then?

>>13001601
can't say

> mind if I put on some classic rock?
> heh yea go for it
Play this https://youtu.be/WnXLQuqtTK0

then they'll think you only like the baby versions of classic rock and won't bother you anymore

>>13001603
Ok, cool.

>>13001531
They're laughing at you being a weirdo creep loser who can't even answer a simple question straight.

>>13001603
honestly i can relate, though mind is more like lack of music and i dont want to appear unemotional.

>>13001622
This
Anon won't even answer on an anonymous imageboard

>>13001622
I DIDNT FUCKING ASK FOR THIS, I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT I WENT TO WORK LIKE SOCIETY SAID I SHOULD AND IM PAYING MY BILLS
WHY DO I HAVE TO GIVE UP PRIVACY TOO FUCK YOU FUCK THIS SYSTEM I HATE YOU ALL I WANT IT ALL TO END I WANT YOU AND YOUR GAY FUCKING EMPLOYMENT SYSTEM TO IMPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE

WHY DO I HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH YOUR FUCKING NORMALFAG HOOPS AND PASS ALL THE TESTS FUCK YOU DIE FAGGOT BITCH IHATE YOU ALL

>>13001603

Oh no! Some anonomous dumbfucks on a mongolian basket weaving board will know that you have corny tastes in music! You better not tell anyone!

>>13001603
Don't listen to the idiot normallos in this thread. The only way to deal with weird normie aggression like that is to lie blatenly. Just blatenly make up some shit and refuse to admit it. It really fucks them off

>>13001645
Well now I'm just afraid that the guy at work who I suspect browses 4chan will see this thread and tie it to me, I don't want him to know what music it is and tell everyone

OP whatever it is it can't be more embarrassing than me. I usually listen to jpop and kpop and if someone asks or comes over I immediately switch it to hip hop. So far no one has noticed yet.

>>13001644
the autism is strong in this one.

>>13001622
ironically these people live their lives around giving fake answers to questions

>>13001695
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BITCH IM NOT HURTING ANYONE I ONLY LIE ABOUT MUSIC AND MOVIES
DONT FUCKING ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE IM NOT BOTHERING YOU

why not just say that you're not into music? if you're gonna lie at least make it easy for yourself. that's the beauty of just being honest mate, you never need to be worried about remembering your autistic web of bullshit

>>13001695
how is that even ironic though, do you even know how to use that word

>>13001706
normies doesnt relate to that answer

>>13001706
It was the first thing that came to mind and it happened so fast, question caught me off guard and all I could think about was "holy fuck I'm probably going to get fired if they find out what i listen to because the entire company structure is some weird fraternity"

Go up to him playing Chuck Berry or Buddy Holly or something. Sip a monster and say 'yep, this is real classic rock. Not that 70s bullshit.' don't even give him time to respond, just walk away as if you were talking to yourself

>>13001717
sounds like OP doesn't relate to normies anyways. might as well not relate to them while also not being the butt of their jokes, dummy

"the police isn't classic rock it's soft rock boy band one hit wonder garbage, I listen to Led Zeppelin, Ric Ocasek looks like a pedophile"

just say something like that next time OP

>>13001807
^
I skimmed the thread and this is the only guy who gets it.

>>13001531
persist my son. we will rise above the wage cuckery, the only way you can fail is when you stop trying. Get that bread and leave a nice steamy turd on your coworkers desks

>>13001569
Wtf do you listen to? You can tell us at least right? I'm really curious now.

OP probably listening to gay shit like ram ranch lmfao.

>>13001659
You unironically think some normalfag would admit to browsing a Swahili interpretive dance forum at work?

>>13001531
why do you hive a fuck what they think about your musicl tstes. seroiusly who gives a fuck? i has 2 dates with this tight cutie who had an annoying musical taste superiority thing going - she knew all this cool sounding indie band shit but she was very judgemental and superior anout it - i had a bod CD collection with ultra normie tier stuff snd some really terrible terrible shit like michael bolton and berry mannikow (xmas gifts) and i knew she was a bitch about music... so when i got her back to my place i told her that i had some great music
>me: 'check it out, right over there'
>her: excitedly goes to look
>her: sees the shit collection, frowns and is silent
30 minutes later we were fucking. seriously, who gives a shit

>>13001910
>why do you hive a fuck what they think about your musicl tstes
because they are all really close, kinda like a group of dudebro friends or something. this includes the guy who hired (and can fire) me. They gossip about each other all the fucking time, I always hear it, and anything that will make me stand out more than I already do for not conversing will definitely get me fired

i cant even think of "embarrassing" music thats not anime or j/kpop. Unless you like to work to the soothing sounds of the gerogerigegege, of course

>>13001531
Just say whatever utter garbage is currently popular on the radio

>>13001972
I have no idea what that is, which is why I was at a loss for words and said "classic rock"
When I was in high school lady gaga and eminem were really popular, maybe I should have said that

>>13001573
>>13001582
kek, I actually listen to anime music and lofi during work

>>13001978
Do not fucking say Lady Gaga. Say anything but lady gaga. Say the real thing you're into before you say Lady gaga... You really are autistic, aren't you?

>>13001603
It's anime or video game music, isn't it?

>>13001988
Forget to mention video game soundtracks as well. Link very much related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htdCJdy90WA

>>13002006
nope

>>13002014
Well then whatever you listen can't be that embarrassing or you are just lying

>>13002012
I'm my own boss in a blue collar type thing and I listen to final fantasy music while I cut wood. Video game music is rad and I don't care who fucking knows it.

After reading this thread I totally understand why the normies are obsessed with OP's musical tastes. There is nothing in the world I want to know more than what insane shit he must be listening to

>>13002025
Based. Pretty sure I've got some FF Tactics themes in my playlist

>>13002026
It's probably something not even embarrassing, like opera or classical, but he thinks people care more than they really do.

OP obviously thinks he's interesting and edgy for listening to classical or emo shit music or something like that , but in reality he's a sad autistic virgin fsggot

>>13002014
Gregorian chant? you sound like the type of fag that would listen to Gregorian chants and be shy about it

>>13002072
nah it's nothing like that
you normalfag pieces of shit need to just leave me the fuck alone and stop being obsessed with other peoples' tastes

>>13002115
not even close, but looking this shit up on youtube and sounds kinda based

>>13001703
>>13001708
because i wasnt talking about you i was talking about your co-workers. they live their lives around what others think, ie giving fake answers because fear of ridicule

>>13002142
lmao
my bad

>>13002115
>>13002130
This shit bumps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddyir13MB7Q

>>13001644
Based

>>13001644
Honestly op I know 1000% how you feel but this is how a lot of people are. Particularly those you will work with and under. So embrace it.

>>13002142
So in other words they are experts at giving fake answers in fear of ridicule, and they're making fun of me because I'm not as good at it as they are

>>13002125
I want to know so I can listen to it. The only wrong answer is 'I dont like music'. If somebody likes a music style especially a genre I haven't heard before I always listen to it to understand why they like it. Please tell me anon.

>>13001603

Just fucking say it man. Is it pornogrind? Grindgore? NSBM?

>>13002014
Here's the shit I listen to:

Mongolian Throat Singing
Tuvan Throat Singing
Altaian Throat singing
Sardinian Shepard Music (also contains throat singing)
Bulgarian Womens Choirs
Georgian wrestling choirs
Russian Folk Jazz
Country/Western
Western Yodelling
Western Swing
Classic Country
Bluegrass
1940s Hot Harmony
1920s Big Band
Swiss Traditional Yodelling
Irish Folk/Traditional
Negro Prison Music
Gypsy Jazz
Vaudeville
Al Jolson
Tuareg Blues
Sea Shanties

Get on my level

>>13002202
Why not give them an honest answer, and if they ask surprised or weirded out offer to have them come over and play them some stuff while y'all drink beers and chill.

The issue here isn't that you have strange tastes --- there are plenty of popular people with strange tastes. The issue here is that you have no interest in getting to know your coworkers because you feel as if you're above them -- in spite of the fact that you ~literally work the same job~

Chill out

>>13002241
>Negro Prison Music

Tell them classic rock nowadays is from the mid 90s not their boomer police

>>13001531
>I don't have a specific taste, I just listen to whatever is in the radio
Just outcasual the retards

>>13002267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZstZHp6vaE
Great laboring music in fairness

>>13002241
>no acapella Finnish folk music
Dropped

>>13002267
> implying spirituals aren't some of the greatest musical achievements of our young country and directly responsible for every major American musical form except, possibly, Broadway

what the fuck. go listen to the Lomax recordings and get back to me. Also, read some J J. Sullivan.

>>13002202
you can tell us anon. if one of your work bros reads biz then this thread will help him understand you. if he reads this shitty board then he already understands you and doesn't give a fuck anyway.

>>13002202
you both give fake answers the difference is you are not ridiculing them behind their back for it. Deep down everyone knows everyones full of shit, some people actually give honest answers. these people are truly free and is what we should all strive for

>>13002279
this dude fucks

>>13002279
Haha. I'll probably lose my lease if I blast this shit while doing the most physical parts of my job, so headphones it is.

>>13002297
If you have to wagecuck in the first place you aren't free.

>>13002205
You wouldn't like it anyways, don't worry about it, this shit was made exclusively for me

>>13001531
Find some obscure classic rock bands and just act like you’re only them and not yet mainstream shit

>>13002202
OP what the fuck kind of music do you listen to you autistic little shit?

>>13002241
It's not on your liust
>Mongolian Throat Singing
That's good shit though

>>13002254
I don't feel that I'm above them I'm just afraid of being bullied and eventually fired lol

>>13002288
let's hear it. I have heard some pretty cool Finnish DJ cutting up shit with throat singing though. Check it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssouM6hNOV4

>>13002304
we all have to wagecuck at some point in our lives but you can find freedom inside your prison.

>>13002306
Heard that before...

>>13002306
Is it whale songs? Rain/white noise? Traditional Navajo ballads?

>>13002316
I mean that's fair, but the way to head that shit off at the pass is to be kinder and more open, not the opposite.

Talking from years of experience here.

Can we stop bumping this thread? It's clearly a "shit that didn't happen" story since OP is being a bitch and won't say what music he likes.

>>13001531
>>13002241
Next time play it cool and say negro prison music

>>13001531
It's ok anon. Gachi has mainstream appeal these days.

>>13002335
wrong
It's a "guess the music" thread
Hint: someone came close, won't say who

Just spill the beans OP.

I know you listen to anime Grindgore like Jig Ai.

>>13002335
But it's SOOO interesting. Almost in an old /b/ type of way.

Here's some Georgian Wrestling choir music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y202PRhS1QA

Really gets going around the 2 min mark so stick around.

>>13002337
This, but unironically. Put on Leadbelly and get laid. That easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fii6PX0-VXs

>>13002375
thanks anon

>>13001659
the fuck dude?

you got me fucking interested and now you don't wann tell us? common man it cant be THAT BD, music is music, it was written by some people who know their shit.

so anything goes, you don't have o be ashaed of who you are...

>>13002375
Is this now unironically a Georgian wrestling choir forum?

>>13001561
>t. good goy

>>13001531
why don’t you use the law of power 34 and be royal in your own fashion? own your shit and stop the onions

>>13001531
All-time favorite Lomax recording: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL3_607YBP0

Poor bastard joking about getting cucked, having his work swept out from under him, trying to scam his way into less work, being impotent, fighting with a mean dog, and being frustrated with the laziness of his fellow man. Proto-rap

>>13001644
thats the problem of people ho are really smart. you are probably an INTP like e.
the proble is that you are immature, so yo might be an intj, because of the emotional part.

let e tell you this.

you must start to realize that those rules don't really exist.
you are in fact creating a utopia in your head of how normies world must function. but in reality all that doesnt exist, you are yourself creating those rules and thinking they exist.
that's what autism is, add in a little shizophrenia and you think the world is not for you.
guess wat buddy. you are as important to this world as anybody else.
you exist and you have your place. and even your thought process is appreciated.
dont look don on yourself.
stupid people don't think as hard on those stuff as us.
so you are kinda idealizing what they think, and phantasming on the world they live in.

but such world doesnt exist.

you are part of the system too.

>Complaining about NPC's as you act like a literal NPC

OP, eventually you'll realize people don't actually dont give that much of a fuck about you and are just trying to initiate conversations, you'll be a lot happier and socially successful if you let go of your massive ego, paranoia and victim-complex

>>13002424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZll6qQlxbk
You better believe it

>>13002241
>Mongolian Throat Singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

dude what do think of this?? i really like this song

I like this thread

>>13002446
I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

>>13001531
Had the same question asked of me by a normie coworker who then tried to make fun of the fact i don't listen to music at all (i know that's weird). Laughed it off and told him only teenage girls have favourite bands. He got a little bit embarrassed and jovially conceded. Learn to banter.

>>13002510
>Swastikas on the fretboard


Not bad reminds me of the fire started for some reason. A bit a Americanized and I'd prefer the more traditional stuff but if you like that, you'd probably like
Altan Urag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBbUQlqZoPg
Sedaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBbUQlqZoPg

also doesnt get darker than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdlxD3nTDBU

>>13002335
It's an Alita thread now. The manga is actually p good

op is a fag
hopefully you're at least delivering at the company

POST YOUR MUSIC YOU SPERG

lol /mu/ is trash
worst board on 4chan
might as well nuke them

you're going to get fired over this OP

>>13002317
>he doesn’t know about loituma
Hello newfriend.

>>13001603
what kind of faggot are you? this is an anonymous image board

>>13002448
Maybe he thinks some things are ok that are illegal and people would wish him dead secretly or he would be in a mental institution or prison if they found out. Maybe he ferls he needs yo hide because there is something wrong with him.

>>13001603
No matter what you listen to, I know I've got you beat 100%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slFQxUZ_rNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acy5yvzOLdI

>>13001603

Just say you listen to this, if they don't become serious and repent right there then they are just jewish goy npcs and you can just discard anything they come out their mouths as poison and venom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf4UNJqv_-A

What the fuck is this thread

Did i just watch someone experience a mental break down over answering what music he listens to?

>>13001531
Imagine being this pathetic and beta

>>13002824
A mental breakdown because others talked behind his back about how he's lying about what kind of music he listens to.

>>13001644
You are taking the wrong approach for life.
dont frame your life with someone else's rules. Atleast try to delude your self into thinking that you have some control. This might help your situation.
I have seen worthless subhumans have more self worth than you. I betting 100 percent that normie faggot lies to himself and bullies you to feel better about himself or playing some kind of highschool bullshit.

>>13001531
If its not either shoegaze, dreampop or future garage then u have shit taste in music and i dont care.

kek wow

>>13002661
This

Why would you listen to music when you could listen to random livestreams or audiobooks or hentai soundtracks ?

>>13002617
Watch the OVAs

>>13002743
just listened to some on Youtube. It's kinda gay. Whats their best song?

I keep on listening to silvagunna mashups at work. Whenever someone asks what I'm listening to I just tell them "some shit."

>>13002789
not too bad, suprisingly because of those song names and YT image covers kek

>>13002241
based

>>13002663
Never browsed /mu/, never will./

>>13002746
Put in a little effort, and you might be surprised at what you find.

>>13002766
>something wrong with him.
This is a social construct, and I'm not interested in it.

>>13002789
Good shit desu

>>13002851
>>13002446
You misunderstand. I'm not living like their rules matter, it's more like I'm trapped in a system where they think their rules matter and I have no choice but to deal with them.

>>13002241
post sea shanties

>>13001604
Kek

>>13001531
how do you not know the police you retard

>>13003080
He's probably not 57, pops. They're a little obscure to just know by 2 seconds of sound even if you're into 80's but not from the 80's.

>>13001531
>he doesnt know the police songs
everyone point at the zoomer and laugh at him

>>13003112
I'm 25. Presumably if OP is working in a office he's about the same age. You would know the police too if you werent underage b&

>>13003023
This guy unironically went from being everyones favorite shanty man to a full blown tranny. This songs great though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeaWvvJjup0

This is badass. It even features a timetraveller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Nl3PaTimA

This is a choral version of what shall we do with the drunken sailor arranged by Robert Shaw. It's mind blowing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=masVujqiPv4

a couple of more good ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBNt3ALLcLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVXaMgC1uz0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G92phPXdpKY

Also was delighted to see this shanty enter memehood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw

>not listening to the music loud enough so they can hear through your earphones
Never making it.
Also listen to some metal and maybe you'll stop being such a huge bitch op.

>>13001531
>classic rock
>not tuvan throat singing
you are getting bullied because you are a victim

>>13003080
I knew the song and the lyrics, just never knew who sang it. It's that song where they go, "I hope that someone gets my... I hope that someone gets my... MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE"

>>13001531
The coworker sounds like a legit narcissist.

>>13002241
>Russian folk jazz
>Desiretoknowmoreintensifies.gif

>>13003141
How do zoomers know about meh tier 80's band's? Serious question.

I'm old as shit, but I was actually defending op not knowing.

>normie workers have three different radios playing in the same room

>>13003237
>2 of them wear noise canceling headphones

>>13003225
I'm also familiar with Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, INXS, Tears for Fears, Duran Duran, Alphaville, Thompson Twins etc. Zoomers fetishize the 80s and 90s because they were the last boom period in recent memory before we moved into the globalist neo-commie anti-white clownworld hellscape we live in today

>>13001644
I feel your pain

>>13003273
Makes sense. I learned something new today.

>>13003152
thx fren

>>13003223
moscow art trio would be only crowd i'd be familiar with. They've done collaboration albums with some bulgarian womens choir and hunn hurr tu (tovans or mongols, cant remember).
My favorite one by them is "dont dance with me while im flying" but it doesn't seem to be on Youtube but you'll find it on spotify. Starts slow but brings you to another place after awhile.
This is cool too. find the album version for better quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3poXZEZEgY

here's some of the collabs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbUJy9_n9Hs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV6CWwokT0E

That last one there is about turks coming and raping and enslaving women.

>>13003322
Also this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlXUnit_qnk
It's my favorite Mongolian song

>>13002125
You literally made a thread about your music tastes but you won't say what they are. With just a few posts you have given enough evidence for a diagnosis of autism. VISIBLY autistic

>>13003196
I know its either anime music or power metal. I don't know if there's music more embarrassing than that.

t. listens to anime music and power metal.

>>13001531
I wouldn't consider The Police classic rock

>>13002342
Do you like to listen to torture porn music or something super sexually deviant in nature?
>pic unrelated

>>13003338
Thanks anon

>>13001531
you seem like a faggot. they probably hate you and dream about curbstomping your ass after work. I know I do.

Ironically, anyone who is not a total autist like the op would be able to defend, if jokingly his music, and if anything end up having a personality. Rather than be the weird silent crypto,

So, we know its probably not anime music or kpop. Lets keep guessing.

The only genres I think would have trouble defending are:

Old emo music (particularly with very cute boys), particularly if OP is fat and greasy.

Nazi war marches.

Children's music sang by children. Something like Lazytown?

I genuinely can't think what else could it possibly be, and be "hard to defend".

This has gotten the worst reaction when I played it in the office.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeWhd3dcplM
I think the best categorization of it is retro futuristic Japanese Konnakol fusion

>>13003080
I didn't know know who the police are, then I looked them up and found out the only way imaginable for someone to know who the police are by either being a boomer or faggot like yourself

>pic related, what you play while you jerk off your deaf mom's cock at night

Is it Christmas music?!

Or Paul Van Dyke style fluffy Trance?

>>13001531
Space ambient music or porn noises l.

>>13004101
>Nazi war marches.
This has to be it. Sucks that it's all be shoah'd off youtube
t. Listens to Nazi, Confederate and KKK songs
Johnny Rebel is kino tbqhwyf

Lmao bro why weren’t you just honest with me to begin with? I knew I would find you here. See ya tomorrow!

>>13004169
Yeah nah if you've never heard of them you're missing out. Great boomer tunes

>>13004258
Op on suicide watch. Honestly OP it’s music nobody will care your safe here. Tell us

Imagine. Op's music is supposedly so weird and perverted he doesnt even want to tell 4chan, and even after all our wonderful suggestions here.

At this point I can only assume that he hears remixes of screaming children from real life rape/snuff videos.

Good job at not coming across as weird OP.

OP listening to that 10 hour loop of slurping crab legs too close to the microphone

>>13001531
your being an arrogant faggot in your own incel NEET cuck way you deserve to be bullied, its rude to be arrogant whether your a chad, wanna be chad, NEET loser, nerd "loser" the only real loser is someone so wrapped up in their own shit they forget their common humanity, which is you and probably 80% of the people on this board

also if your in a discord its 100% you

>>13004378
What does any of this have to do with me being "arrogant?"

Admit it OP. It's auto-tuned Trump speeches remixed with the sound of masturbating and moaning, isn't it?

>>13004386
you won't open up about your actual music taste, I guarantee they don't actually care they are shit testing you and you failed... maybe its just not where you belong?

>>13004386
You are an arrogant shit because you can't operate yet it is the others that are "NPCs" and "normies".

You have no personality whatsoever, you dont talk, from a third world perspective you look like a flesh golem, but it is the ooooothers fault that they dont appreciate your inner specialness. Instead you shit on them behind their back in an anonymous board.

How the fuck is anyone going to appreciate anything, if you never fucking talk. You dont even talk here. You have literally made this entire thread dislike you. Get a fucking clue.

In all seriousness, it’s obvious OP is 12 and playing babby’s first internet guessing game. No one cares about your bug music

https://youtu.be/zsE0NEGbJGc

Is this good workout music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-KUMPIbhwU

>>13001644
it's because you're lying over such minor shit lol

could've said "don't really listen to much music just whatever comes on the radio" piss easy. why are you such a sperg?

>>13002337
GONNA SEE MISS ELIZAAA

>>13004426
unironically based&redpilled
>has an office job
>acts like a bitchboy about his "i'm not like the other girl"-tier music choices
>summons other faggots and their omg so randumb taiwanese throat singing prison midget choke double kill
>goes on all caps generic MLP-tier autist rants
>thinks he's not the normalfag here
this thread is so gay it makes even chainstinkies look better

>>13001842
>coworker asks what your favorite Zeppelin song is
>uh-h, ummm... stairway to heaven?
coworker ridicule intensifies
the only right answer is "kashmir"

>>13001910
indie girls are always the sluttiest. the stricter their music tastes the looser their pussy

>>13004409
he already posted

>>13001531
>literally zero self confidence

You will never ever make it. You fucking waste of Oxygen subhuman.

>>13002317
this is actually tite

>>13003013
>I'm not living like their rules matter, it's more like I'm trapped in a system where they think their rules matter and I have no choice but to deal with them.
so banter back with them you stupid fuck

>Alexa, play boys of summer

>>13004752

Kashmir is the worst part of any playlist when people put Led Zeppelin on.

>>13004426
This is the only real answer in this thread but I guarantee OP will be too much of a ragey sperg faggot to heed your advice.

>>13003273
Love me some Pet Shop Boys. They're still coming out with tracks to this day.

>t. 31 year old boomers.

>>13005083
literally the opposite you sperg

I found OPs music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hrrWkf5Slw

he's ashamed a furry makes his favorite tunes

I, too, listen to Slam Jams at work, and lie about it. Thankfully, I listen to classic rock on the commute, so no one can call me out on that shit.

It is absolutely baffling that you let these people take up so much free space in your head while they're not even paying rent for it.

>>13001554
Your lack of testicular fortitude as a man to own your own choices and preferences is what's embarrassing, and in reality, what your co-workers were laughing about.

>>13001531
you litterally care way too fucking much. He was just checking if the herd was in agreement about music. When a normie asks you about your music just say some random nigger name like lil gunzo or something and they will nod in agreement. just make sure it's degenerate as possible.

>>13001531
OP, you're pathetic. Grow a pair. I have a coworker who uses anime avatar for internal communications.

>>13005272
>hurh this herd member is weak! initial size up protocal. Running evaluation..... PC detected.. initializing script... running (*oscticize.MP4*)

>>13005196

I bet you like the Godzilla puff daddy version too.

>>13004808
is that what your dad said to you right before jamming his cock down your fucking throat?

>>13004143
yo this is nice /mu/. your coworkers are tasteless

>>13001531
>I don't want anyone to know how embarrassing my music tastes are
well, you can tell us anon!
oh wait you're a huge faggot
time to start daily /biz/ music threads to piss off OP
I listen to aphex twin's edgiest stuff at work when it permits and people say what a weird taste in music I have and they imagine me like a school shooter now so whatever I'll just wear headphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goDd02TTxBA

>>13005272
>I have a coworker who uses anime avatar for internal communications
fuck that's me

>>13001531
They should be more embarrassed they listen the the fuckung Police

>So Anon, what do you listen to?
>Me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

[Redacted]

>>13001531
>"I'm into all genres really."
>"Ah."
>"[next normie pointless question]"

Be as empty headed as they are.

Why are autists so fucking stupid?

>>13001807
Beautiful. It’s true btw the police aren’t classic rock.

>>13005921
>"I'm into all genres really."
I fucking hate when people say this. IF you don't like Carly Rae Jepsen and Cannibal Corpse THEN IT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE. FUCK OFF CUNTS.

>>13002446
Based and redpilled

>>13005841
based

>>13001659
then you could harass him for browsing a Seychellois trading card forum.

>>13004386
Is it aoe2 soundtrack

Op I don't know how you managed to out autist a Chinese cult containment forum, but you sure did and everyone hates you for it. Impressive

>>13005317
Nice anon that's one of my favorite from him, awesome to listen to on psychedelics.

>>13001997
Mfw when my coworker listens to lady Gaga kek

>>13001531
It's not music but asmr ear licking videos, right?

>>13005944
I actually am into A LOT of different genres so i also hate when people say this, cuz when i say it its actually true.

I laughed at this.

" He doesn't know about Fleta, but he likes platform plays"

>>13001531
Because you being strange is more interesting than music taste.
It isn't music gossip now, you arranged a situation of speculation because you can't articulate your fucking thoughts/tastes to someone in a way they won't perceive as retarded.

>>13005283
>calls others herd member
>uses forced meme from his own herd

>>13001601
its probably gachi then
i listen to it too

gay thread

>>13001531
>Asshole coworker comes in my office and asks what music I listen to
>I listen to music. You should check it out sometime
There

>>13005944
nigga ill listen to black metal, trap and kpop all in the same day

>>13004426
One of the most based posts I've seen on 4chan.

OP you don't give a fuck about your coworkers, you want to ignore them and you assert zero personality when they try to get to know you. They don't see what you think or how you feel since you don't share anything, they see you as this thing sitting there. They might want to have fun with you, but you don't, so instead they make fun of you. You want to stay in your bubble, sheltered from the world, but you have to face the world now that you don't have your mommy doing it for you anymore. You're part of the world, but the world doesn't revolve around what you want and what you need, you gotta get that yourself. You don't give a fuck about what others want and need, so why would others give a fuck about you want and need?

>>13005944
>tfw Call Me Maybe was actually fun and I am able to play many Cannibal Corpse songs on guitar

i don't want to read this whole gay thread.
someone tell me, did faggot retard OP eventually divulge what special and unique snowflake music he listens to?

>>13001531
Autists are literally NPCs.

>>13001531

>>13002338
came to post this

>not listenig to psychodelic stoner rock
never going to make it frens

>>13006792
>caring about obscure music genres
>ever making it

>>13001531
You should send him a 'Message in a bottle'

>>13001603
Youre listening to Pink Season in the office arent you anon?

>>13001603
Its Wierd Al, isnt..?

..or country.

>>13001603
It’s clear ur from reddit since you’re using the npc meme in 2019 and are dumb but just tell us

Weird Al or comedy/parody music, or 80’s glam metal

I sure hope it’s not country

>>13002012
https://youtu.be/hYlFQ5WvcJk

>>13002446
you might be a NIGGER

>I don't care about music
Was that really that hard?

Daily 'Armenian Flute' Thread incoming.

>>13004752
>coworker ridicule intensifies
OH NO

you can end it with many normies forever at work by going too far with your returning ridicule. they'll think you're a cunt and leave you alone

>>13001531
>what music do you listen to
>oh a bit of everything

End of story

>>13001531
Lol! do you listen to a mixtape of yourself moaning while sticking a black dildo in your poo poo hole?

>>13001531
Solution: next time someone asks what music you listen to, say vaporwave.

They will fuck off once you start explaining the recontextualization of 90s corporate chic and capitalist opulence etc.

someone already guessed nazi war marches

so I will instead say kidz bop
if anyone found out you listen to kidz bop they will out you as a pedophile which is why you're afraid to disclose it even on an anonymous forum, since your story is so specific your coworkers can already identify you from the information given

>>13001531
Honestly classic rock and classical music is the acceptable answer. Everything else is garbage anyway. However I just tell people i dont listsn to music because I quit listening to satanic mind control. I listen to talk radio when I drive only now.

>>13001531
Something I've learned as an autist who is the same way with normies at work is to just be honest in whichever way is most comfortable to you.

If you don't want to tell them your favorite music genre then say that you are too embarrassed to tell them or that you like weird music. Anything that expresses a truth about your stance is usually good enough for normies to sympathize and leave you alone. The problems come when you lie and try to hide the truth.

>>13004752

Incorrect, the only correct answer is Ramble On. It’ll hit all the normies for catchy hooks, and any low test dweebs in the group will like the LOTR references.

Thats what a spergy autist might calculate anyhow, song is just a jam.

>Tfw the only music in my phone are from /mu/ sharethreads and Touhou arrangements
>blast it on Bluetooth speakers 24/7
>normie roommate compliments my taste

>>13004752
All of My Love

>>13001531
Their empty lifes need to be filled with something, OP, how dare you criticize other people. Gossip is like 30% of people's lifes. Get your privileges in check.

>>13007263

That is another good choice.

Imagine being so autist you can’t come up a Zep song besides stairway, imagine being further autist to care about fitting in so much you pretend to like shit you don’t.

When you’re 15 that’s one thing, but a grown man? Pathetic.

Getting ripped on by some fag listening to the most casual Police song of all time is pretty depressing. Guarantee dude has glaring faggotry on him that could be exploited if he just walks into someones office bumping message in a bottle in 2019.

“Sorry, I don’t listen to nursing home beats, grandpa.” Holy shit is it that hard?

>>13001531
>-Hey bud, what music u into haha?
>-Ed Sheeran

was it that hard anon? literally so autist cant even talk to NPCs u never going to make it

>>13007293
>so what's ur fave song

>>13007325
>shape of you

>>13007348
>what else?
or
>what's ur fave album

>>13007352
>i’m bad at names i usually just listen haha

I cannot fucking stomach retail anymore. How the fuck do I make money online/at home

>>13007374
>still doesnt own bsv
are you literally okay with hating money and staying poor forever?

>>13007381
This is my first time on /biz/ I actually don't even know what that is.

He seemed kind of like an ass to begin with. Who quizzes another person like that? Even if he had a hunch you were lying it's still rude.

>>13007396
>yes I’m okay with it

>>13001531
Maybe you shouldn't see other people as NPCs, but as human beings with their own problems, try to make friends, maybe they just tried to be nice when he played this song. Seriously this place can be toxic anon, also lying is stupid.

>>13007419
Welp, guess that's that. I'll lurk more.

All things like that are always a social hierarchy measuring contests. By doing what the otehr guy is telling you to do in a scared fashion, you cement yourself as a subhuman.

>>13002342
it's gachi but with gay and lesbian porn voices.

>>13007434
This is so fucking true, what's the best thing you can do If it happens in your workplace so you won't get cucked but also not starting an argument? This is why I hate my job

>>13001531
>not listening to classical music to shame brainlets in the first place
Lmaoing at your life.
Also one thing life taught me is that you should bully normies at every occasion on e they try to be confrontational, the moment he made fun of you should have been the moment you woke up with visceral hatred in your eyes, walked in his direction and said "what's your fucking problem? Come on tell me instead of turning around like a pussy".
But it requires a spine and the capacity to take risks, something you likely can't because you're a bitch.

>>13001531
The only solution I see for this problem is that prenatal diagnosis and abortion laws progress far enough so that severe autism such in your case is stopped in its tracks

>>13005312
of course. All they listen to is Ed Sheeran.

>>13001531
269 replies, i guess there isnt just 10 dudes

>>13004752
I've always been a sucker for Babe im gonna leave you

>>13007498
>Also one thing life taught me is that you should bully normies at every occasion on e they try to be confrontational, the moment he made fun of you should have been the moment you woke up with visceral hatred in your eyes, walked in his direction and said "what's your fucking problem? Come on tell me instead of turning around like a pussy".
But it requires a spine and the capacity to take risks, something you likely can't because you're a bitch.

Ew, incel fantasy cope

cringe

>>13001531
You can only blame yourself for lying about something this stupid.

>>13007528
Petition to abort OP when

>>13002426
Who are you quoting newfag?

>>13004426
You sound like a literal NPC, sorry.

>>13007806
Hey, you're back.
So what do you listen to? :^)

>>13007541
159, according to this thread, I don't really believe it tbqh

>>13007832
im guessing there should be more lurking. What an interesting thing to see, i guess thats how the bear was able to move the market slightly.

>>13006377
Sorry, couldn't really be bothered to read your narcissist drivel, but I did copy-paste the whole thing if that makes you feel better.

>>13006377
>>13007905
Lmao
Imagine literally believing that you owe normalfags the time of day
Good on you OP, the other guy is an uniroinc faggot. You don’t owe the world shit.

>>13007922
I know I don't owe them anything, but I still have to deal with them on a daily basis. I need a better way to deal with these animals.

>>13001569
is it this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVYvWSnH6Hc&list=PLVHAf8eb-EcoiRUpk_XPT7Nf4D5h1X6UX
or this: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGPAmFFkjAA1Spn__O1rROmPgfxWj6qmW
or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSgy3RQZdws ?
If it isn't as bad as the above than you can tell us.

>>13007470
For me, the best thing I found to do so far is to just remove myself from their system. Maybe I unintentionally became part of their system again when I answered his question about what music I liked, and admitted defeat, becoming part of their system for that brief moment.
This is unfortunately the best way that I have found to avoid being treated like shit but also prevent workplace drama. Just don't engage them, it's not worth it. Let them have their territorial displays like apes, there is nothing to be gained by feeling bad about it, and at the same time there is nothing to be gained by engaging them like another ape.

>>13001644
This is my new copy pasta!
Bet you listen to the cry of raped babies, turned into vocaloid,turned into night core, I bet you do!

>>13008004
bruh

>>13007561
Projecting hard as I see, you're probably a 170cm skinnyfat basedbitch yourself to think that standing for yourself and not getting shit from coworkers is "fantasy".

95% of modern western male never got into a real fight and will get flustered at the first hint of physical confrontation.
One of them once was physically shaking and on the verge of crying when I came close to him after he made a some smartass comment, it's this easy to intimidate "men" these days.

>>13008133
I think you're missing a key point. What you are doing is feeding into the same retarded system. By engaging in their territorial battles, you are subconsciously sending a signal to them that you feel threatened.
It's better to disengage from them entirely. It shows them that they don't bother you, and at the same time makes them feel like they're not worth your time.

fucking shitty gay thread

>>13008133
>Projecting hard as I see
>writes an entire paragraph of projection
MAJOR cringe

>>13002241
Unironically sea shanties are the music of chads

>>13008283
if you like shanties, check this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmZK3Itcxho

Oh, and here's my obscure music contribution: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsh55EZPtG4

>>13008305
Based, nice contribution anon.
Here’s mine:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NhRWJ8ARpng

>>13001531
>>13001531
Not saying “if you’re asking me what song that is you’re dumber than I thought”

>>13004752
patrician answer is "no quarter"

>>13008334
butthurt response. Needs a more dismissive one.

Irish/Fusion. Way better than it sounds and is 9 and a half minuites where at no point you'll be bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOg8wY9I8QM

This is the stupidest thread on /biz/ ever. You are all faggots. Each and every one of you.

What the hell even is this thread lmao
I'm following just to see what the hell music anon actually likes that is so secretive

>306 replies and we still don't know

>>13008209
Blablabla "be the bigger man" this is what we tell kids and nice guys but reality is really different, we are just very intelligent chimps but still chimps.
When people mess with you like the OP wrote it's simply a shit test, they throw shit at you to gauge your reaction and deduce from it how they can treat you, not reacting is the equivalent of submitting and now they know they can evacuate whatever frustrations or entertain themselves at your expensed. Make them understand they can't once and they will never do it again because deep down their lizard brain will broadcast a little warning.

Now of course you shouldn't give a fuck with some idiot in the street or in a bar you will never see again... But you better make a point with people you spend all day with or you will suffer from it.

>>13008406
desu I it has got to be this because he didn't deny it and the poster provides solid reasoning
>>13007211
>so I will instead say kidz bop
>if anyone found out you listen to kidz bop they will out you as a pedophile which is why you're afraid to disclose it even on an anonymous forum

MESSAGE IN A BOOOOOTTLE

>>13001659
Only a few thousand people in the entire world browse this board. And you think your coworker is one of them? Fat chance friend

>>13008434
>Blablabla "be the bigger man"
Oh look, I made an NPC malfunction.
Is that what you got from my post? It's not at all what I said.

By engaging in their territorial displays, not only are you showing them that you feel threatened, but you are also dragging yourself down to their own base and animalistic form.

>>13004426
this kills the OP

>>13008526
No it doesn't, it's just a standard normalfag response to anyone who doesn't play their faggy little social hierarchy power games.
Sorry, I don't have time for your petty shit games.

This thread is nearing the bump limit; time to make a new one

>>13008577
Make the thread picture this

>>13008510
You are just a beta trying to make your weakness a virtue, thinking he is opting out when he's just submitting in reality.
I guess most of you must have been raised by single women or a gamma father to be ok with being the bitches of your coworkers and not understanding how to assert yourself.

>>13008652
Sorry, didn't read your NPC drivel.
Does it hurt when you're confronted with things outside of your fragile social hierarchy system?

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>13004250
same here, how the fuck do you admit it to non-close people though ? i fucking love military marches, so high energy
even commie music is cool and i'm not a commie
i usually say i listen to metal and put on sabaton or shit like that, it's good enough

>>13005272
I use this image
I also taught my boomer boss to drink white monster instead of red bull

>>13001531
This has nothing to do with NPCs, you're just a pathetic lox IQ faggot who can't even make a good comeback at his coworkers for messing with you.
Go lift or something you queer.

>>13008875
Sorry, I don't really play your games, so I'm not well-versed in your ecosystem. It's a simple-minded system, but even simple-minded as it is, I don't fully understand it without fully participating in it.
If you want to play king of jungle and beat your chest like an ape, fine, but don't expect me to play along. You're an animal to me.

>>13002012
Have this open in another tab already...we should be frens...

>>13007905
>>13007922
>>13007936
>caring about others
>narcissism
pick one

You're the narcissit and you're so full of yourself you can't even see it.

You don't owe them anything? Then stop complaining that they make fun of you fucking crybaby, cause they don't owe you anything either.

>>13009167
you mad?

Bump

>>13009271
>poor little special snowflake is being made fun of at work
>has to come on an anonymous forum to vent
>is too afraid to even state his musical tastes on an anonymous forum for fear of being recognized

You're not better than normies, you're a weak faggot :)

>>13009323
Mad?

FeelsBad, this epic thread hit its bump limit :(

>>13009365
Nope but you are, cause you live in constant fear, hence your need to make this thread and label people who hurt your feelings as "NPC" as if you were above them. You're just an ape like everyone else desperately trying to protect yourself, but life hasn't taught you how to do it effectively so you cope.

>>13009391
Ah, didn't read your post, sorry
mad?

>>13009408
And that's why you'll keep living in fear, ignoring what could get you out of your predicament, that's why you won't get what you want and remain in the state you don't want to be in. You're too afraid to listen. Cheers.

>>13009424
I like making you type out your rants.
But I didn't read that either lol
mad?

>>13009445
I'm sorry for you anon, I feel your pain. I'm not your enemy, but you see everyone as your enemy, so you sheltered yourself in your bubble, but you'll never find happiness in there, just loneliness. Maybe one day you'll understand.

Love you

>>13009408
>>13009445
This dude keeps asking if others are "mad" but he literally has 41 Posts by this ID lmfao

>>13009465
That's because I'm the OP, this is my thread
You mad too?

>>13009465
That poster is probably a bot to be honest. Now it's just repeating things endlessly.

>>13009496
If I'm a bot then how did I do

THIS????

silly bugman NPC

lol, after skimming through this thread... OP is one of the most insecure and embarrassed posters I've ever seen on 4chan. Even now he's just replying randomly to everyone trying to accuse others of being "mad" or trying to defend himself from things nobody else actually cares about
Entertaining start to my Wednesday

>>13009553
you sound mad lol

>>13009614
Read his post again
Entertained != mad

>>13009614
LOL your reading comprehension is awful