/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12983391
As I said in my bobo thread, really chokes me up knowing how much these swell people care about our wellbeing

>>12983402
>we're the central bank and we're here to help!

>we're the Fed and we're here to HELP

>>12983391
Thanks based fed

>>12983402
The need some of that good old Ludovico technique where they are forced to watch all the misery they created at the micro level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3rfVLeJiCY#t=16

Dont let Janet's $5000 outfit fool you, really shes a small town girl at heart. Not interested in simple vanity or chasing her career shes completely concerned with helping the average American above all else, "An economy where everyone has no debt and lots of cash is whats best, and we at the fed agree!". Mr Bernake these days can often be found at the mexican border helping struggling refugee children find shelter and safety within the United States, if business calls him back home you will often find him helping around the local soup kitchens and is always up for a chat "I really developed an amazing understanding of economics by spending time with the impoverished citizens of Washington DC, sometimes you need a diverse variety of viewpoints and opinions to get the job done!"
Mr Powell never really was interested in high flying white collar jobs, but he realized that despite wanting to help people directly by building churches in remote third world countries he would a greater number of people by occupying his position in the FED.

>>12983545
Perfect

>>12983545
Hitler or Christ 2.0
We need them more than ever :...(