/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12978510
I invest and trade in volatile assets

>>12978510
i go in debt and lose money on shitcoins

>>12978510
Was asked this question a shit ton when I was visiting Japan/Korea the most respectable answer I could give girls was saying I'm a financial advisor specialtizing in digital assets

I'm an amateur nigger stomper. I hope to go pro one day.

>>12978539
Based.

>>12978510
Tinder sloots ask me this everyday.

I just say 'Well I'm really a software developer but these days I just chill at home and trade stuff"

Girls don't give a shit what you do so long as its not something embarrassing like being a wagecuck.

Even then if you're chad you can probably get away with working in McDonalds.

>>12978539
i'm gonna have to steal this one

>>12978539
This is a really good response anon

Did you get laid/increased interest because of it

>>12978510
I sell propane and propane accessories

>>12978510
I figured out how to profit from fuck prostitute.

i work in wealth management
>wow!! who's wealth do you manage? haha
my own

>>12978539
Pump and dumper on an anonymous mongolian frog breeding forum?

>>12978662
hmm I think a lot of OP posters would like for you to share your knowledge

>>12978510
Jobs are for sheep stacy

>>12978510
>software dev, semi retired.
>you mean you were fired? ;p
>haha nah I was with a startup that had a good exit
They won't ask any more questions. Meanwhile I'm a fucking unemployed neet with one nice shirt.

>>12978739
>software dev, semi retired
>previous startup that had a good exit
>unemployed neet with one nice shirt

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!

>>12978822
checked

is it a wild sergey?

>>12978822
checked and keked

I trade digital currencies through the Seychelles, darling

I have an LLC so I tell women I own my own company.

I deliver pizza

>>12978510
Big 4 CPA, corporate tax.

>who needs a job when you're getting $1,000 a month?

independent investor

forget work, your look is mesmerizing

Clown

>>12979119

>>12978510
job? Please! I'm beyond having a job. Did you know that 2 in 10 employed people harbour suicidal thoughts? The more you know, eh?

>>12978510
my job is going to be destroying your latina pussy for the next hour then calling you an uber.

>>12978510
i'm an archaeologist

>>12978539
shitpostingfaggatron9000 doesn't get them wet aye?

>>12978510

Human

>>12979258
kek

>>12979119
this

>>12979500
>Basic white girl
>Latina

I love how you niggers pretend like you would ever even get the chance to breath the same air as someone like her

I make scented handkerchiefs! Here, smell this one, I swear its not chloroform!

>>12978510
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a 10/10 beautiful gf like her?

>>12980138
found the beaner

>>12980246
I had plenty when I was younger. I even banged a 20 year old when I was 44 and she was fine as shit. I'm 48 now and, while I still flirt with 18-22 year olds, it's mostly just for entertainment. My niece has an 18 year old friend that flirts with me but my family would be appalled if I tried anything.

>>12980268
I'm a white male in Texas

I see the difference every day

>>12980297
That girl is a latina. If you can't see that then you are fucking retarded.

>>12980296
Now, how in the fuck does your personal blog excerpt help the man? What the fuck?

>>12978510
I sell propane and propane accessories

>>12980356
She's french

>>12979119
my wagekek job pays me $9200 a month

>>12978510
>Asset manager.

>>12981128
you should have a business card too.

I’m a risk manager. I value assets and determine if they are worth buying or selling for individuals so that a nice profit can be made either way.

>>12978510
I just quit my job and will be tongue punching your fart box full time from here on out

>>12978510
I live right on the edge of the suburbs and country in Minnesota. I work remotely from home as a software engineer that makes $140k/year

You guys should say that you are NEETs*.
*Network Electrical Engineering Technicians.

(While I finish my studies this year and have 90% chance of having a job in IT with all these head hunters already chasing me before graduation)

>>12978510
Play Fortnite while I hope that someday my Chinese shitcoins pump and bring me out of misery lmao

>>12981259
Noice.

I merch items on the oldschool runescape grand exchange, some would call me a badass

I bet her farts smell like standing near a carnival funnel cake stand.

>>12980296
okay and?

>>12978510
>Guess what, baby...

>>12980246
If you’re at least an 8/10 which you probably aren’t remember the old attiage, treat them like dirt and they’ll stick to you like mud. Take them off the pedestal you hold them to in your mind and see them as nothing more than vaginal entertainment. 0.02% of women are worth marrying. And only after having sex with 100+ will you realize the women you’re looking for. Good luck.

>>12978510
I just tell them the truth:
>I'm retired
>at 27

I use my philosophy degree to scam incels out of their bitcoin.

>>12978539
And designer (using ms paint to draw rare pepe)

>>12980356
You boomers are so fucking stupid, lmao

Remember to take your pills today old man