/biz/ - Business & Finance

Imagine the smell of this area

>>12949085
Wound hope it’s stinky. If not, I don’t want it.

>>12949085
Well I actually fucked that girl in a tent on a festival and I can confirm, she didn't shower for two days and was drunk when I fucked her.
>It smelled horrible, but I was desperate for pootang.

>>12948948
None of them. If you've noticed and did some math it takes millions of dollars to even get 20k in dividends.

Dividends asspulled by a decrease in the share price so even if you got $1 div per quarter, on ex-div date the share price will be cut by $1 and you'll have to wait for it to come back up again.

You actually make more by selling monthly cash puts on stocks you'd consider owning and rolling the put each month to the next consecutively, paying no interest margin or dealing with added bullshit of taxed dividend payments, cashing in premium, and benefitting from theta decay.

>>12949144

>lying

>>12949155
>You actually make more by selling monthly cash puts on stocks you'd consider owning and rolling the put each month to the next consecutively, paying no interest margin or dealing with added bullshit of taxed dividend payments, cashing in premium, and benefitting from theta decay.

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

>>12949144
>in a tent on a festival
>has never left his room
>kissless 4ever
>holds 10k link

>>12949168
>>12949205
I am a sort of a pussy magnet, chicks stand in line to talk to me and to get dicked in the ass by me.
I am smart, a gentlemen and have Bitcoins, Pepecash and Grin.

>Pics related it might or might not be me.

>>12949226
>pootang, instead of poontang

>>12949085
Imagine the aroma of this area.

>>12949253
This guy gets it

>>12949155
Dividends are just one source of income for me, I like it because it's truly passive. I've never sold options, how do you handle the risk? Isn't there huge risk if it goes against you? Do you sell "naked"? I don't even know what that means.

>>12949253
that vein
hngggggggggg

>>12948948

Savvy investor here. If you want to get into a productive assets that pays you, you need to look left when everyone else is looking right. There are some speculative crypto assets that have the potential to not only multiply your money, but also generate passive income for staking to validate transactions. Of course, you can lose all of your money, but you can also make a shit ton off of a small investment.

Some that you may want to look into: ETH, EOS, VET, CHX, ZEN, XTZ

This is not financial advice.

>>12948948
T but its a gamble. They have a lot of debt.

Just buy SPYD, or SCHD if you really want monthly dividends. I like SPYD because it's quarterly though, even with just a few thousand dollars you have enough to buy back into it every time you get a dividend. And the diversity gives it more stability than any one stock.

I have around 10k in SPYD right now. Going to keep it around 66% of my long portfolio, deciding each quarter whether to buy back in or add to another index that's trading cheaply.

>>12949168
In fact, he's the rare example of someone NOT lying on 4chan. At least about the fact he fucked her at a festival, I was there and if anon is who I think anon is that's exactly the story I got from him almost 2 years ago, and this IS the chick, saw her take him by the hand and off to the tents. I don't think he had a fucking clue what he was doing, mind you, but yeah, tent whores at festivals are a thing and shit happens. When it does, and there aren't daily showers immediately available, yeah, it's as stinky as you'd guess. Some guys actually put Vick's vaporub in their nostrils to avoid the negative half of the experience. Visually and in other ways, it's a perfectly awesome experience.

>>12949085
>>12949091
>>12949144
>>12949253

Her first name is Megan, she was born in the Czech Republic, she's 23, she went to 2 semesters of what she calls "business school" and wants to "help redesign our word view of economics."
Exactly zero of you can prove me wrong on this. She's the fucking ideal for them, a fuckable communist. Regardless of anything else, her highest use has been established.

>>12949144
you probably didn't, but ok. if you know her real name post here initials to prove it.

>>12950442
>>12950685
lmao, wrong. i know this girl, she's a fairly well known model. the fact that you got her name so wrong means you're not even a good liar, probably the same guy as above posting from a different ip...desperate incels, jesus christ.

ARR is okay and low rn

Also GOOD and GLAD

>>12950685
What the fuck are you blabbing on about you rabid wanker? It takes 1.5 seconds to do a reverse image search, she's a well documented model called Jessica Clements.

Do you have mental problems? Are you sperg frothing due to some kinda past trauma or something? Seek help.

>>12949085

>>12950442
>only uses vick's at outdoor festivals
do you even frugal living? I see threads about living in vans with hundreds of replies but then I see this shit. You kids are posers ofc use vicks with any woman. How else can you go down on a chick that hasn't bathed in months comeon virgins

>>12949085
smells good you faggot

>>12949189
Writing (aka selling) Cash secured puts (CSPs) are an option strategy. You can research derivatives on your own time, I'm sick and tired of teaching /biz/ the ABCs to option trading.

>>12949085
Oh god when I opened that picture full size I could literally smell the anus/ball-sweat

>>12950870
mm feet

>everything is priced too high

dividend stocks have been hit harder than 2008 because of rising interest rates what are you talking about?

>>12951496
pretty much everything will drop 50-80% in the coming crash if I buy now

>>12951478

>>12949085

>>12949085
Getting an erection just thinking about it.

>>12952393
>upcoming crash
ah yes, just like every other retard newb-trader is saying

>>12949155
>millions of dollars to even get 20k in dividends.
you would need just a little over 1 million to get 20k from spiders

Everyone wants a piece of Nasdaq. Get into healthcare or utilities to weather the upcoming downturn/cycling.

Basically, fade the bandwagoners

>>12949352
>how do you handle the risk?
there is no "risk" with covered calls other than owning the stock but you do limit your upside

>>12953745

>>12949085
Would smell like heaven to any biological male who isn't a faggot