/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fellow /biz/nessmen, I am an investor and entrepreneur of sorts. I have been involved in a few once in a lifetime investment opportunities and I know a good investment when I see one.

I've been watching technological trends trying to find my next big bet, and have concluded that the most impressive trend which also is here to stay is none other than memes, and meme magic.

If you think memes will be disappearing any time soon, read no further. However, if you, like me, truly believe memes hold a place at the table of the future of the Internet as we know it, then I'm here to share my research with you.

Over the last year I've been exploring memes across the world wide web, trying to find the ones that I believe are best suited for a proper investment into the meme industry. I've seen literally millions of images of cats, I've seen a lot of grotesquely obese people, I've seen Hitler doing and saying all kinds of things, and I've see Kim Jung Un and Kim Jung Il look at literally thousands of different objects and places.

Of all of the memes I've come across, none are as potent and appreciable as Chainlink AKA SmartContract AKA LINK memes. Finding 4chan was both a blessing and a curse. A curse because the lot of you are disgusting, trivial humans... truly vile wretches. A blessing because finding LINK was finding the investment in memes I was looking for.

I've since sold 34 of my properties in preparation for a real estate slowdown and have been accumulating LINK for several months now, and will continue to do so.

While I find you all despicable, it dawned on me today that I do owe this board for concluding my research, and so I give this gift to you today: Invest in memes, invest in your future, invest in LINK.