/biz/ - Business & Finance

How much you got back?

>>12933265

Don't know yet, drawing itsn't for another hour. jackpot is up to 1 million, starting was $100,000. Much better odds than doing powerball or mega millions

>>12933278
uhh if the number of balls being drawn is the same then the odds are the same

>>12933260

>I betcha he loses it all.

Well atleast I didn't lose 100% off my shitcoin investments this year.

Cool, Elliot.

>>12933260
>>12933278

i think you'll win

>>12933260
not a bad idea if you're in a rut desu

>>12933283

the number range is lower. Only goes from 1 to 35

>>12933304

I have to

Better off sports gambling

>>12933308
t.link holder

>>12933304

I'm not a gambling man but I betcha he loses,

>>12933314 Where can I send the Rope OP

My positive thought is with you. What you planning to do with the money?

>>12933260
you would have at least been better off buying crack.

>>12933321
Underrated post

>>12933260
If you can't beat your gambling addiction you will always be poor

>>12933353
And selling it at a premium

You should have made a bet today on Ajax vs Real Madrid. Easy 3x

>>12933353

He would've been better off investing in Bitconnect.

>>12933342

hopefully turn my life around and not wind up living in my car next month

>>12933260
If dubs you must buy LINK with your winnings

>>12933260
GOD speed, anon

>>12933408
man living in a car is not even that bad. other anons are right, should've hit the roulette table or made some sports bets if you wanted reasonable odds for not losing it all

>>12933408
I’d love to hear your story. Never talked to an actual retard before

>>12933408

Well I guess before you off yourself tell us you story OP how the fuck did you become such a fucking degenerate gambler.

Let us know what happens OP

>>12933278
>>12933260
you would probably be better off going to a casino playing blackjack or roulette than taking literally one in a million odds.

>>12933423
>>12933426
>>12933442

Started with being retarded and buying crypto during the bubble, got burned, started trying to trade alts, became an obsession so much that I lost my job burned bridges in my field...started drinking again, got a DUI and lost my license and yea you can use you can fill in the rest with your imagination...

>>12933417

thanks anon

>>12933477

We can't all make it OP well Nice knowing you.

>>12933477
Yikes anon then on top of all that you go and blow 300 dollars on the lottery get yourself together lad

>>12933260
Keep us posted anon

>>12933260
Fucking retard.

If you're gonna gamble might as well throw it all into crypto. Actual high change of making at least a 100% in 12 months .

>>12933553

>MFW we break new ATH's within a few months and OP is not there to enjoy it because he's dead.

>>12933260
sometimes i invest in lottery tickets but its never paid off for me

dude why. just buy a $15 at most and even that is pretty expensive.

Here luck

>>12933260
You do realize you could have put 100$ in three different lowcap altcoins and would have had a very good chance to make a profit in the coming months? You literally just burned 300$ on the low IQ tax.

>>12933804

>>12933456

matched 3/5 on one ticket, payout: $16.50
matched 2/5 on 18 tickets, payout: $18.00
total payout: $32.50

welp

>>12933877
you should have bought $300 worth of NYZO on Qtrade

>>12933877
To think that you thought you actually had a chance says a lot.

>>12933302
Elliot Valentine?

>>12933877
lmao. im feeling good today op give me an eth wallet.

>>12933877
More than you deserve desu

>>12933877
Wait what lotto did you play?
Cash4life has 1/7,200,000 odds for $2 a play, with the prize being $1k a week for life.

So you would have had 150/7,200,000 > 15/720,000 > 3/144,000 > 1/48,000 odds of winning.

>>12933907

>>12933877
>hey /biz/ how do I turn $300 into $32

>>12933260
...did you win?

>>12933914
hurry up anon i got to leave

>>12934040

He probably hung himself already. I feel bad for OP he seriously needs to seek help if your with us OP seek help. Call an addiction hotline or something man

>>12934067
i was unironically going to send him 300$ in ether.

>>12934040

0b18f951a2c59f766502d5f41a858e610abe1d88

t-thanks

>>12934080
just joking bro.

>>12933912
wrong elliot, normie

>>12934080

You;'d probably waste it on ethroll or some shit. we ain't funding your gambling addiction seek help faggot.

good luck!

>>12934325
I laughed pretty hard at this post for some reason

>>12933462
Odds aren't even 1 in a million. It's 1 in 302 Million LOL

>>12933278
did you win yet lol

>>12933408
you could have spent that money on making living in your car more comfortable

>>12934092
based

>>12933260

Could've went to bingo for a week with that money

You could have bought kneepads AND a wig, and with those two turned your $300 into $600. But now you'll just have to rely on hooking drunk Johns with bad eyesight and getting sore knees.

>>12933586
>sometimes i invest in lottery tickets
>invest
>lottery tickets
Just when I thought this board couldn't get any more retarded.

It's like 1984 where there's fake lotteries and nobody actually wins because the winners are fake

>>12933278
>he didn't buy scratch offs

>>12933260
>not swingtrading low mcap shitcoins
come on man

>>12934830
Honestly people really suck at lotto, scratch tickets are the way to go.
> Take $20
> Find $2 scratch ticket with ticket # in high teens, aim for 17-19
> Buy 10
> If you lose, you lost $20
> You will probably win $100+
> Take original investment out, you're now even at worst
> Take remaining $80
> Look for $20 ticket with ticket # below 30
> Buy 4
You will either end up even, or up a good amount as $20 ticket prizes are much higher. I have done this plenty of times. I built this strategy selling lotto tickets at a customer service counter at a grocery store for years. As long as the original $2 hits, your golden, worst case it doesn't, you lose $20. Only do this when have cash to burn or really desperate obviously.

>>12934884

Aren't scratch off way to psuedo and any good mathematician can find out the right numbers to buy. I know it happened in Massachusetts

>>12933278
>jackpot
triggered

If it matters OP you made my day. I was feeling suicidal because my consulting business only got 20 hours this week at $90/h and I only got $1800 worth of business this week when I need $3000 a week to make it full time - but at least I'm not you. Gods speed and see you on the other side of the rope. I'm sure I'll be joining you soon once it all falls apart.

bump - did OP an hero yet?

if you are poor before the lottery, you are going to be poor after the lottery. Poor people stay poor because they are bad with money

OP pays the brainlet tax

>>12933877
OP do not let this get to you, thinks will eventually get better fren. Hope you make a self realization and improve your situation

>>12934910
Yeah, several state lotteries actually changed up their distribution and/or do not do rollovers in to scratchoffs anymore because some big brained madlad could almost turn it into an income.