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I just wanna thank the anon that got me into clownword to twist my life and me not even sleep because I will be a father
Thanks for give me the most bizarre outcome that I am fucked up now
This is what kek and clownword give you

I can’t even explain it

>> No.12871369

>>12871357
leave us alone

>> No.12871374
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>>12871357

>> No.12871375

>>12871369
Id: kk
Kek don’t wanna

>> No.12871385
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>>12871374
I am almost literally killing myself I can’t even think in anything

Fuck it

>> No.12871396
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>>12871385
And I am not even kidding this time
I don’t know why I thought it was a joke now I am fucking fucked

>> No.12871405

>>12871357
Are you the Brazilian anon who posted pictures of himself in class?

>> No.12871410

Based schizo poster

>> No.12871412

>>12871405
Yes I am I will literally be a father and everything twisted in a moment to another I don’t know what even say I am mentally broke literally start to cry for nothing all because clownword what the fuck

>> No.12871413

>>12871357
>>12871385
>>12871396
Dont do it fren

Kysing is never the answer. Quit biz and do something else

>> No.12871422

>>12871412
take a photo from the tracks

>> No.12871434

>>12871412
What happened?

>> No.12871436
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>>12871410
>>12871413
I am literally after the limit trepasses I am pretending I am here just sitting but I am literally thinking into running in the front of the next train
I just got twisted to a point I can’t even say and I am not larpening

>> No.12871438

>>12871357
you knocked up one of your janes? nice man maybe you will end up with a sweet milf sugga momma

>> No.12871445
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>>12871422
>>12871434
I literally am a father right now my gf is pregnant and all sort of bizarre shit started to happen I hate the fact I thought clownword was a joke

>> No.12871450

>>12871436
Just.. dont.. do it fren.. it gets better

But if you do, dox yourself first

>> No.12871454

lol what the fuck is "clownword"?

>> No.12871455
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>>12871438
No it is my girlfriend
>>12871450
I am after the limit of the station

>> No.12871456

download periscope and host a livestream

>> No.12871459

>>12871357
Can you please stop posting sideways images? You look like you have a nice phone, flip the images.

>> No.12871465

>>12871456
This. Stop making these shitty threads and provide some kino for once.

>> No.12871470

Don't kys. Youll miss LINK mainnet if you do. It's happening now.

>> No.12871476

>>12871445
Hit her in the stomach?

>> No.12871487

>>12871459
It’s my mother phone my cellphone is broken more than a week

>> No.12871509

>>12871487
I don't care whose phone it is man.

>> No.12871518

>>12871509
Neither I do lool

>> No.12871531

>>12871476
I will have the children

>> No.12871543

>>12871518
Livestream

>> No.12871554

Don‘t do it.

>> No.12871596

>>12871554
All fine going home frens
Just wanted to catch a wannabe pretender
Peace frens

>> No.12871611

>>12871357
>clownword
anon wtf is clownword - i'm genuinely curious

>> No.12871622
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12871622

Welcome to CLOWNWORLD. You accepted the mantle upon yourself Favelanon! Killing yourself is not the funniest outcome, but if you are going to peace out then make it grand!

>> No.12871626
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12871626

stop larping you little scamming faggot
show pregnant test or gtfo

>> No.12871627

Do a stream trying to outrun one of those trains. If you end up living I'll give you 1 BTC.

>> No.12871628

>>12871611
Going home now
I think it’s on archive just go and search clownword peace

>> No.12871654

>>12871611
Clownworld is, let me explain. Some time in 2000's our realities split and everything began getting progressively weirder and weirder and more absurd on our side. The ultimate sign that Clownworld is indeed real was Donald Trump somehow becoming president of the sole economic and military superpower on planet earth.

Unified Clownworld Causality Theory is still being worked on, but in short the new overwhelming natural law of our reality is this: Events will align to make the most ridiculous or hilarious outcome possible become more and more likely the longer a controversy goes on.

Sublaw: the more important the outcome is to larger numbers of people, the more likely it is to be a ridiculous outcome.

>Favelanon relentlessly namefagged on /biz/ and identified himself, earning the enmity of hundreds of autismos, who through the power of applied memetics have inflicted upon him great suffering in order to increase the entertainment this namefag can provide.

Remember, sometimes Clowns are tragic!

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>>12871622
Fren I have some questions way back home yet

>> No.12871670
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>>12871655

>> No.12871675

>>12871655
imagine the smell

>> No.12871689

>>12871670
>>12871675
How deep the rabbit hole can go fren and how chained I will be to clown world multiverse

>> No.12871701
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12871701

at least post your body before u die. you must be hot to be able to whore out yourself.

>> No.12871704
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>>12871655
Embrace CLOWNWORLD causality! The new powers that be reward CLOWNS. You must step up and become more than you are. Look to your national and public leaders who have seen success by doubling down on populism and bravado. They became entertainers and thus were able to manipulate reality to suit them, instead of being a victim.

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12871712

This is my street dogo

>> No.12871714

>>12871712
cute doggo. are you still sure that you wanna die?

>> No.12871722

>>12871670
who do the fuck does memes that look this profesional? fucking glowniggers that's who

>> No.12871728
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>>12871704
>>12871714
>>12871714
I will release my rinnegan on clownword

>> No.12871735

>>12871701
I already did it fren

>> No.12871742

imagine that, a brown person breeding irresponsibly and then desperately trying to escape the consequences. r-selection in action.

falcon punch man. do one good thing for the world before you go.

>> No.12871745

>>12871712
Cute! Street doggo is cute. He will miss you if you kill yourself. Live and do good, at least for street doggo. You must embrace the weird, Favelanon. It is not your destiny!

>> No.12871759
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>> No.12871771

Favelanon why are u such an attention whore? Please kill yourself. Viado

>> No.12871775

>>12871735
link pls

>> No.12871841

>>12871771
this

>> No.12871854
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>>12871775
I reseted my devices next time I take a photo and post
She can smell other dogs and she get angry
>>12871771
Because of fags like you
>>12871742
Well I just cummed inside

>> No.12871856

>>12871654
I ended up finding it, but what would have helped is not misspelling it Clownword.
Theory actually sounds like it holds water, but more information on the Y2K timeline split would be interesting to see.

>> No.12871894

>>12871445
Parabéns, papai! Que porra é essa de clown word?

>> No.12871933
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>>12871894
Oi john

>> No.12871946

>>12871856

link to what you read?

>> No.12871948
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>>12871933
Clownword food

>> No.12871963

>>12871385
Please do. I'm so sick of your incomprehensible bullshit popping up on this board. I have no fucking clue how you got it into your head that anything you have to say justifies namefagging. Your posts are always garbage and contribute nothing. You are a dumb third world piece of shit and no one wants you here. If I could I would ban the entire country of Brazil along with all of India from this website. You are all animals.

>> No.12871964

>>12871948
that looks amazing, what is this clown world to you?? when did it start... im not a psychologist but i am an iq 138 fag (raven) who may be able to pin-point something out...

>> No.12871967

>>12871948
>>12871933
jesus that looks horrible

>> No.12872019
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>>12871964
>>12871967
Its clownword food it have to look horrible so you get amazed by the taste

God bless me
God bless I pay the rent too

>> No.12872020

>>12871964
Fucking lmaoing at your neopets iq test score that you define yourself with.

>> No.12872031

>>12872020
whats wrong with having low ego and feeling good about a test score? especially if it can help someone out

>> No.12872053

>>12872019
whats your rent and how much do you need? im from canada so i suppose we are a bastion of this clown world you speak of. my rent is just 1100 cad roughly... but thats because im with my parents, i supplement stuff like grocery, hygiene products here and there to help out on my part. really counting on cryptos being the saving grace. although my job, if the system don't implode completely, i should be able to retire at the age of late 50.

>> No.12872061

>>12872019
hope you ate up now... do share your experience with your version of this clown world... where did things go so wrong... i did remember seeing your earlier posts, you were very optimistic despite being a broke ass br fag.

>> No.12872080

>>12872053
This house. Is 3.000 reais monthly it’s a nice house like a palace compared to favela it’s a medium class house atleast
I pay alone my young brother just study and my old mother doesn’t even earn enough to the supermarket

It’s all fine I will retire at 25 and die at 30

>> No.12872090

>>12872080
you sound like my fren atm. talking of such mumbo jumbo of truth of this cucked reality. are you "unlucky" lately?

>> No.12872112

>>12872090
>>12872053
I will make a drawing for you just give me some minutes ending to eat
I never thought I would be a. Father right now

>> No.12872121

Favelanon is coping with the reality that he may soon be responsible for another human life by retreating into a comforting fantasy. In this case, that his conditions have been inflicted upon him, and not that he is to blame.

Remember kids: don't be a dummy, cummy on her tummy!

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>>12872090
>>12872112
Here for you fren

>> No.12872162

>>12872121
Don’t be a fag
Cum on her penis

>> No.12872276

I will dress as clown kek

>> No.12872388

Porra se vai se matar faz direito, vai querer q teus familiares tenham q levar uma lasanha dentro fo caixao?

>> No.12872455

>>12872031
I’m just bugging u fren

>> No.12872497
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What in the fuck is going on ITT.

>> No.12872510

Glad you didn't kill yourself bud. We're all in it together nigger

>> No.12872518

>>12872497
Schizophrenics egging on a beloved "br br" who knocked some woman up and is having a midlife crisis at probably 21

>> No.12872547

Redpill me on clownworld

>> No.12872555

>>12871771
this

>> No.12872572

>>12871455
Now's your chance to marry the rich bitch and catapult yourself into the upper class. Dont fuck this one up now

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>>12872518
That is midlife for muds
>>12872547
Applied accelerationism. Forced human evolution through exposure to the extreme and ridiculous. We stalled as a species but our creator did something about it. What was once a rat race is now something completely different, and those who understand already have improbably moved to the top.

>> No.12872591

>>12872162
What about your brother and your dog?

Even if you left your gf and didn't take care of your kid, I don't get why you'd leave your new dog to fend for itself

>> No.12872600

>>12872510
Watch your fucking mouth. No N word shall be said on /biz/. This is your one and only warning.

>> No.12872603

>>12872600
Wait, niggers aren't allowed on /biz/? Then why are there so many of them