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What if the whole market is just one big short squeeze edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Prevoioudly on SMG:
>>12862228

>> No.12867183
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12867183

SHORT IT

>> No.12867185

SHORT PAKISTAN
LONG INDIA

>> No.12867197
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>NIO

>> No.12867196

>>12867185
>LONG INDIA

Eeww no.

>> No.12867200

$REFR

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>>12867183

>> No.12867212

>>12867167
Oh fuck... its all fake money, ITS ALL SHORT

>> No.12867216

GALT is fucking TANKING

>> No.12867217

>>12867200
$3 by EOD
Then to the moon

>> No.12867221

>>12867216
I don't care

>> No.12867224
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12867224

Hey you!
Buy some PLUG today! Earnings come March 6th! Maybe place a few 2$ calls? Could be worth it!

>> No.12867226

>>12867221
no one fucking asked you

>> No.12867231

>>12867224
Doubtful.

>> No.12867235

The chad IIPR vs the virgin LCI

>> No.12867236

>>12867221
>>12867216
Short term price action isn't what matters here

>>12867226
Sell your shares if you want to and stop bitching about it

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12867246

Holy fuck I bought the top with SPY calls and shorted the motherfucking bottom today.

>> No.12867254

can EURO pls break out of 1.14 already

1.20 misses you @_@

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12867256

Holding 11K REFR since 1s

>> No.12867265

>>12867246
Stop trying to time the market and quit freaking out over every little fluctuation

>> No.12867268

>>12867221
Did you download the new report?
https://fundamental-markets.com/register/?so=GALT
Probably a good idea to review this not saying its bad or good but should shed insight

>> No.12867271
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>What will the judge do to him? What can she do? Yell at him? Tell him, no this time he really needs to do what she already told him to do? Put him in jail? You can’t put Elon Musk in jail; he has a whole company for drilling tunnels! Let’s be fair to Musk: On the one hand, absolutely, he has been going around saying that he does not respect the law and is going to ignore the SEC and a court order, but on the other hand he has also been going around saying that he’s got a big drill. Also rocket ships, submarines, flamethrowers, possibly flying cars, basically the whole arsenal of supervillain technology. The message is not just “I do not care about the law”; it is also “and you can’t stop me bwahahaha.”


BASED

>> No.12867278

>>12867256

Bought more on the dip?

It went to 2.02 yesterday

>> No.12867279

>>12867256
that pic is old as hell my man
just quit trolling stop trying to get people to lose money lol

>> No.12867294

>>12867236
I'm selling and loading up on puts. Fuck this piece of shit stock.

>> No.12867297

>>12867268
Too paranoid to click that link, but I do have the B. Riley research report giving it an $11 price target

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>>12867271
for some odd reason.. i really want to punch you square in the face after reading that

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12867301

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Feb is almost over and I have 8 companies paying me in March.

>> No.12867309

>>12867294
Make sure you post your position after you buy them, fagtron

>> No.12867324

Will this damn market fucking make up its mind and capitulate already. Everybody can see it really wants to just go strait down.

>> No.12867325
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>>12867279

Stick with crypto my guy

>> No.12867330

>>12867299
dont ever reply to me or my posts again

>> No.12867332

>>12867324
I have SPY puts and it isn't happening

>> No.12867335
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>>12867309
>it keeps going down
Dude, just admit this thing is a huge piece of shit. And don't call me a faggot because i'd beat the absolute living shit out of your pasty ass bitch boy. Took this pic a few days ago. I don't have to post anything i don't want to but i AM selling and i AM going to be loading up on puts as dilution is the future of this piece of shit called a "stock".

>> No.12867337 [DELETED] 

>>12867325

Look at REFR chart on 1/28 :)

>> No.12867339

>>12867324
>Everybody can see it really wants to just go strait down.

Exactly why it won't

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12867344

Lets go BGS
Lets go Green Day

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>>12867330
now i really really want to punch your face.. like square in the face

>> No.12867353

>>12867335
Cool, just make sure you post your position after you buy the puts

>> No.12867357

420 BLAZE IT

>> No.12867372

>>12867353
Yeah, there's 100% a bo in the making as the director sells all his shares. Fucking amazing.

>> No.12867376

>>12867325
curious as to what your overall gain is

with balls like that there's gotta be some big losses too. if not, all props to you. i'm so risk adverse that image alone gives me anxiety

>> No.12867385

>>12867372
It was part of a 1051-b plan made in August of last year

>> No.12867387

>>12867376
also
>inb4 hurr durr just look at total gain
that's one brokerage account, there could be several different accounts

>> No.12867394

>>12867325

based as fuck

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>>12867385
Tell me, how does this affect the buyout you keep shilling to /smg/ ?

>> No.12867411

>>12867387

26 year old NEET, I am up 300k green on the first quarter. And yes have other accounts I mostly use >>>>merrill lynch

>> No.12867419

>>12867402
It doesn't
If the director canceled his 1051-b plan because there was a buyout coming up, it would raise suspicion with the SEC because he acted on non-public information

>> No.12867421

>>12867349
dont EVER reply to me again

>> No.12867424

>>12867325
Oh man the cope on this is hard
I didn't know REFR was the troll of the board I wonder how it got that way...

>> No.12867425

>>12867411
you start using margin accounts to accumulate enough to trade?

>> No.12867432

so are we stable again are am i gonna get bogged as soon as i buy in?

>> No.12867433

>>12867402
>>12867335
Wait, are you just Comfy shitposting

>> No.12867434

>>12867411
how can I do this

>> No.12867436

>>12867419
Yes, little re re. We'll see if this pos can even break 6 dollars by eoy. Let alone a bo....

>> No.12867439

Fuck it. All in Tilray. Dude weed are the only stocks that ever made me money. Being a bear lost me 20%.

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>>12867421
square in the face

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>>12867402
g-gpro bidding war starts n-next week O_O

Google, Apple, Amazon and Microsoft will start nasty BO war for GPRO

>> No.12867445

>>12867434
Get a trust fund from a rich family

>> No.12867446

>>12867442
never again

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12867459

Smucker market General

>> No.12867468

>Powell just implied Trump isnt knowledgeable on macroeconomics and is using leverage to control the rates
Get those SQQQ cheapies while you still can

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>>12867446
how about you stop replying to me you cringy fuck

>> No.12867477

>>12867469
dont reply to this post

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All you fucking morons just bag holding LCI and GALT. This retard thought his stock was getting bo months ago and this other retard can't think because of him doing coke lines off some mexican trannies dick. dilution

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>>12867459
the food moon mission wasnt green beans.... or macaroni.... it was Jam all along @_@

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>>12867477
ok.. i won't

>>12867482
imagine being this lame

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>>12867432
Nah the market is fucked, this is a bull trap before a shoah. The markets in general are topped. The market is about to test resistance again and if you look at the bottom MACD is indicating we're overbought. Shoah incoming in the next week or two.

>> No.12867505

>>12867501
dont ever reply to this post

>> No.12867513

>>12867424
>I didn't know REFR was the troll of the board
It's a tech company with a ticker symbol that makes you think it's a weedstock.

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>>12867505
how about you stop replying to me you little fuck

>> No.12867519

>>12867265
Every 0.1 fluctuation costs/gains me $40. Hard not to watch it.

>> No.12867531

>>12867443
You lied to me about this last week, don't try that again. >:(

>> No.12867535
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CRASH YOU MEMEFUDGER

>> No.12867542

>>12867518
never never
dont reply

>> No.12867551
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>>12867542
No you stop replying!!!

>> No.12867552

>>12867502
that indicator is indicating overbought since 2nd week of january [brainlet]

>> No.12867568
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12867568

If someone here has the big5guy green text wall about his life make a trip and i'll pp you 10 dollars for it.

>> No.12867570
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12867570

Who here JD squad?

>> No.12867571

>>12867513
And of course no one looks it up so they buy in lol do people not read here?
Either way great troll but I feel bad for the college kids losing their starbucks money on it

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>>12867531
s-sorry :(
no more GPRO bo lies from me every again

DESU ne one would every buy GPRO because it hard company for manage
and if they do buy GPRO it will be for sub 1 billion :(

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>>12867568

>> No.12867579

>>12867551
Do you really do coke off of a tranny cock?

>> No.12867582

>>12867332
The puts are forcing 281.

>> No.12867583
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12867583

>>12867488
bean Juice

>>12867535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBxgjJhHTyA

>> No.12867586

Fuck this, I'm going long.

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>>12867579

>> No.12867606

>>12867586
Good choice.

>> No.12867608

>>12867579
Yeah, he has AIDs as well. Someone post the pic of his wife with that black guy

>> No.12867622

>>12867586
That is a sign to short

>> No.12867630

>>12867551
dont reply to me

>> No.12867633

>>12867622
yeah I bought on Monday but seeing this I'm not so sure

>> No.12867639

>>12867568
Factually incorrect. We wuz /rhg/ an shiet.

>> No.12867645
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>>12867630
no.. you don't reply to me

>> No.12867650

gimme some insider info

>> No.12867653

>>12867633
I bought calls on Monday and shorted today. I just want my fucking money back.

>> No.12867654

>>12867325

How the fuck did you put that much money into REFR

>> No.12867655

>>12867645
you need to stop replying

>> No.12867657

>>12867650
LCIguy is a ******

>> No.12867667
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>>12867570
Are people really passing up free money, how cringe and blue pilled.

>> No.12867670

GDP Numbers Thursday. Shutdown, low housing growth, soft retail numbers

>> No.12867676
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>>12867655
I could do this all day.. but i'm going outside to enjoy the weather.

>> No.12867682
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>>12867650
theres a monster inside us all

>> No.12867689

CERU my niggas

>> No.12867690

>>12867650
market will sell off hard at 1:00 PM EST.

>> No.12867695

>>12867552
Its a lagging indicator used to help confirm movements. The fact its indicating overbought when we're about to test resistance and volume is dropping is not a good sign. We're technically still in a down trend and I don't see that changing at all. Truth be told, I expect the Dow to be back in the 15k range which is support in 18-24 months, a 65% retrace.

>> No.12867701

>>12867670
They lowered the estimate to 2.4. Not hard to beat that.

>> No.12867705

>>12867654

I listened to LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem

>> No.12867706

Is lottery considered an investment?

>> No.12867720

>>12867676
ok have fun

>> No.12867722

>>12867695
>We're technically still in a down trend
By what metric?

>> No.12867774

>KO turned green
Where is the anon whose stop was hit earlier today?

>> No.12867791

>>12867573
You lying fucking cunt

>> No.12867823
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>>12867791

>> No.12867857

>>12867823
honestly i wish people wouldn'y say things like "X is doing Y later!" because that implies X *is* actually doing Y, rather than "I hope X is doing Y!".

Be more clear with your wording, and/or git gud at shitposting. Lying isn't shitposting.

>> No.12867880

>>12867857
nio is going to the moon

>> No.12867886
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>>12867857
wow dude, chill

>> No.12867894

What do you think is a good buy in point for vtgn? It seems to have flattened even though the cat is out of the bag about the dilution.

>> No.12867903

Give it to me straight /smg/, is it actually possible to make money on the stock market as a poor NEET?

>> No.12867913

>>12867903
are you chosen by G-d?
in other words, are you a jew?

>> No.12867924

>>12867894
under a dollar.

>> No.12867930

>>12867903
the way I use the stock market is 90% as a savings vehicle and 10% for fun. You can buy options as lotto tickets as a poorfag to try for 1000% returns but most likely you'll get wiped out.

>> No.12867937

>>12867886
I'm not not chill, i just don't think it's funny or endearing.

>>12867880
is an obvious shitpost, but it's the kind of thing that you can look up, get a gut feeling, do research, something to attempt to filter the noise. "Bidding war soon" is something that, if you're on the outside, you can't know, you can't look up, you can't get a gut feeling, it's effectively the kind of noise you're unable to filter out.

>> No.12867938
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12867938

Give me a stock I can spend a few hundred on to diversify my portfolio

>> No.12867939

>>12867913
No, but I am circumcised, if that makes any difference.

>> No.12867941
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12867941

Y'all laughed at me when I cashed out of GALT @ $5.50

>> No.12867943

>>12867903

If you want to gamble in options probably so. You'll probably wipe out like 3-5 times before you get your shit together though, unless you're a fast learner.

>> No.12867952

>>12867939
then i'm afraid to say, this game isn't for you.
everyone posting here is a lost soul, chasing a dream.

walk away before it's too late.

>> No.12867969

>>12867939
this makes you a brand of Kelloggs Company, buy K as retribution

>> No.12867974

SIML dipped, now's the time.

>> No.12867975

>>12867952
Advice from this thread helped me explosively recover most of my beginner losses.

>> No.12867976

>>12867937
nio is getting bought out and going to the moon

bidding war starts next week

>> No.12867980

>>12867930
>>12867943
>>12867952
I see, I don't think this is for me then, guess I'll just keep trying to get a mcjob.

>> No.12867987

>>12867976
Someone redpill me on NIO for real. No shitpost

>> No.12867988

>>12867903
Learn data trading and EWT, then trade SPY.

>> No.12867991

>>12867975
>my beginner losses.
how much?

>> No.12867993

12 strait weeks of natural and organic growth in spite of some of the worst housing and consumer data in 10 years. Surely this is a great time to buy.

>> No.12868007

>>12867991
Put in 3K and fucking lost 1200 playing with options and meme stocks. I invested in a bunch of consumer staples, ETFs, diversified at the bottom of the mini-recession a few weeks ago and made back 800.

>> No.12868011

>>12867987
the tesla of china

making cheaper electric cars for the masses

>> No.12868012

>>12867993
Priced in. SPY is undervalued at anything below 320

>> No.12868016

>>12868007
>800
fuck off.
like i said, no one here makes real money.

>> No.12868022

>>12868012
I think you over shot your target about $100.

>> No.12868025

Finally above my buy in on ACB, is it going to go above 8 or should I just dump my bags?

>> No.12868040

>>12868011
>Chinese stock
Buyer beware

>>12868016
>comes to 4chan
>comes to board that’s famous for pink Wojaks and crypto shilling
>expects to find hardcore traders
>is upset when the big boys are on the phone with their broker and not on 4chan

>> No.12868043

>>12868040
china #1

>> No.12868045

>>12867583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-Elm5WP7o&list=PLlojipt8qOzHt0__8crgtVm4soRqwqnvv&index=19

>> No.12868048

>>12868040
>expects to find hardcore traders
lol you must be fucking retarded.

>> No.12868054

>>12867197
this.
But it's overbought rn.

>> No.12868064

Damn SESN is going up

>> No.12868089

>>12868064

Going to 3.

>> No.12868092

>>12867938
VT

vanguard total world stock. you basically buy the entire world markets.

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>>12868043
*tink tink*

ahem...FUCK CHINA

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>>12868011
Is /smg/ about to get CHINKED?

>> No.12868128

>>12868016
youre pathetic for making fun of someone with a smaller account

>> No.12868137

who here accumulates VTI, SPY, SSO, QLD

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>>12868109

>> No.12868152

>>12867924
>SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO, Calif., Feb 26, 2019 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE via COMTEX News Network) -- VistaGen Therapeutics (NASDAQ: VTGN), a clinical-stage biopharmaceutical company developing new generation medicines for depression and other central nervous system (CNS) diseases and disorders with high unmet need, today announced the pricing of its underwritten public offering of 10,000,000 shares of its common stock at a public offering price of $1.00 per share. Gross proceeds from the offering, before underwriting discounts and commissions and estimated offering expenses, are expected to be $10 million. In addition, VistaGen granted the underwriters a 30-day option to purchase up to an additional 1,500,000 shares of common stock at the public offering price, less underwriting discounts and commissions. The offering is expected to close on or about February 28, 2019, subject to customary closing conditions.

Won't being underwritten prevent this?

>> No.12868155

>>12868125
tiny dicks big ticks

>> No.12868156

>>12868016
show your portfolio and we'll see how much you make big time trader cuck

>> No.12868166

LCIguy is a manlet ex-chad burned out faggot

>> No.12868173

>>12868128
>>12868156
lol cry more

>> No.12868197

>>12868173
pretty sure i make more in passive income than you invest every year, so sure, i'll cry tears of joy

>> No.12868210

>>12868197
damn, you go high roller!!

>> No.12868213

had 3k+ shares of $mtp avg .12, limit sell triggered at .16, then rose to .44 today ahhhhhhhhh when will my penny stock gambits actually work !!!

>> No.12868229

>>12868197
ok, this is epic

>> No.12868235

Where is TSLA headed?

>> No.12868259

Boring fucking day, why haven't we hit the circuit breaker yet?

>> No.12868324

reminder that HSA > IRA > 401k > taxable account

>> No.12868335

>>12868210
its bad enough you're making fun of others who are starting out in investing, but to laugh at their amounts and then be such a cucked pussy you can't even show your portfolio value?

go be a fag somewhere else

>> No.12868353

>>12868259
Market makers are dicking everyone one on premiums.

>> No.12868362

>>12868259
Larry Fink set the Goldmanbot to Flat. Usually this means the Facemelter Golden Bull is coming within a week

>> No.12868369

>>12868324
HSA seems boring tho

im making my IRA annually then dont have a 401k at work so i go straight to taxable

>> No.12868385

>>12868335
>waaah waaaah

>> No.12868436

If this keeps swinging like this the algorithms will go psycho

>> No.12868439

Aww fuck you leatherman

>> No.12868447

>>12868436
We keep bouncing off a lower high and higher low.

>> No.12868459
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>>12867941
I'll laugh hard when it gets bought out for ten times that price.

>> No.12868468

>>12867185
I retract my statement
LONG PAKISTAN
SHORT INDIA

>> No.12868470

the companies that make decent online sales look prone for a break up, Mainly BBY and WSM

>> No.12868476
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12868476

finally got my account on rh unfrozen

What are the hottest memes i should buy right now

>> No.12868487

>>12868476
GALT/LCI are rallying I'm sure of it

>> No.12868488
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12868488

is this some kind of advanced shitposting script? i refuse to believe someone is autistic enough to spend 8 hours a day every day shitting on a stock
https://stocktwits.com/GrindTime

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12868489

>>12868476
GALT and LCI and hold for a few months

>> No.12868501

>>12868476
NIO
SN

>> No.12868529

>>12868369
>HSA seems boring tho
y?

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12868548

>>12868501

>> No.12868552

>>12868488

Do you believe all the users with physically attractive female profile photos are actually females?

>> No.12868561

>>12868529
implying i have health insurance

l
o
l

>> No.12868562
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12868562

>>12868552
y-yes

>> No.12868567

>>12868488
looks like that account belongs to a private group with $150/mo membership fees. their website looks like its using a restaurant wordpress theme
stocktwits is a weird place

http://grindti.me/join/

>> No.12868577

>>12868561
HSA's are a scam, after they pass the medicare for all they'll just tax all HSA accounts at 100%.

>> No.12868578

>>12868561
its illegal not to have health insurance anon
and hsa's are only available on the cheapo plans

>> No.12868601

>>12868488
nice fuck NFLX

>>12868562
it's actually true don't let them lie to you

>> No.12868656

>>12868578
when does the HDHP registration open up again

i should get a cheapie one since i never have health issues, just so i can get that sweet no tax HSA plan popping off

>> No.12868697

I love when the housing numbers are terrible and futures look aweful and this market still goes up. They’re setting up a 1987. Could be next week or a day before Election Day

>> No.12868726

>>12868476
PLUG, put some 2$ calls in for march, pretty sure that PLUG shill has something up his sleeve

>> No.12868748

>>12868656
no idea, possibly not till late this year
yep, just make sure you don't get conned and get a FSA on accident

>> No.12868757
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12868757

DUDE WEED

>> No.12868760

>>12868567
>150/mo to talk to an experienced paper trading group
Holy hell/smg/ needs to start a sub service

>> No.12868765

>>12868748
i can open HSAs on Vanguard surely right? Thats where my IRAs are, and i just use Robinhood for taxable

>> No.12868772

>>12868757
Dude weed is where all the big brain big penis investors are

>> No.12868783

>>12868697
We're not even back to all time highs yet. Makes more sense to criticize market movements if we're not still down from a recent freefall imo.

>> No.12868785

>>12868760
kek, at least smg's meme shilling attempts to look informational. the grindtime stocktwit's hot takes on NFLX is just juvenile name calling

>> No.12868794

>>12868783
But I just question this all. I don’t get how we could have shit economic numbers and everything still goes up. I’m just concerned something is going on we don’t know about

>> No.12868807

I bought 30 shares of KHC this morning. Spent $1,000. How badly am I going to get /JUST'd/, lads?

>> No.12868819

>>12868772
is CGC the only company worth buying?

>> No.12868822

>>12868794
Define shit numbers, most businesses decreased outlook slightly for 2019, does this indicate a “shit” economy for you?

>> No.12868827

>>12868794
It's hard to truly know but the market can be wildly irrational for a long time. I think it's okay where it's at but might fall sharply if the trade war goes back in full swing. It's going up in hype for a resolution I think.

>> No.12868847

>>12868819
Nope, theres many

My weed portfolio is
SMG
ACB
CGC
MRMD
KSHB
IIPR

IIPR was 40$ when i bought it and is now approaching 80$ all within a month, and has no signs of stopping, thats worth it to me

>> No.12868869

>>12868822
>>12868827
I’m just concerned about manipulation. The stock market is trumps only hope of being re elected and even if these guys has to lose money they don’t want him to be re elected

>> No.12868895
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12868895

whats happening bears? I thought you were supposed to take my life savings today

>> No.12868901

>>12868869
>stock market is Trump's only hope of being re-elected

wat? he's been the best president in terms of actual accomplishments we've had in awhile. also the stock market =/= the economy and its the economy stupid

>> No.12868907

>>12868869
There's only like 3 cucks that don't want trump to be re-elected. In public everybody will say they hate them, but they're all going to cast their ballot for the man in private anyway. I can see it already.

>> No.12868911

>he invested in GALT and LCI
UH OH KIDS WE GOT A RETARD ALERT, RETARD ALERT KIDS WE GOT A RETARD ON OUR HANDS

>> No.12868918

>>12868901
I hope he’s re elected but unfortunately the media doesn’t give a shit about his accomplishments. The Market is the only raw way for Americans in places like Iowa and Pennsylvania to see what trump has done.

>> No.12868922

Im about to get Robin hood. I need to know if it will allow me to get dividend stocks. Preferably monthly dividends so I can make a a second monthly income.

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12868925

if you not in the flying nio electric car traversing the galaxy

what are you even doing with your measly existence?

>> No.12868928

>>12868901
but CNN told me hes ruining everything? why would the media lie?

>> No.12868953

>>12868847
>SMG
Fuck monsanto

>ACB
Too much float

>MRMD
Never heard

>KSHB
Never heard

>IIPR
Is this an REIT?

>> No.12868955

I cut my losses on SQQQ. My losses were approaching quadruple digits. Fuck the bears. You don’t know shit.

>> No.12868956

>>12868922
ya

>>12868925
>>12868928
no

>> No.12868962

>>12867774
>Where is the anon whose stop was hit earlier today?

That's me. Not unusual to see twitch up after a fresh low is made. Hourly is still setting lower high.

>> No.12868964

>>12868922
yes

>> No.12868965

>>12867325

I

LOVE

OWNING

REFR

>> No.12868974

>>12868956
>>12868964
Thanks

>> No.12868979

>>12868869
Trump made a potentially fatal mistake linking his reputation with the volatility of the market. That is his own fault.

But it's not his only hope of being elected again. The economy in general matters more and so does his symbolic wall.

>> No.12868985

>>12868953
Yes

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>>12868911
I'm up 28% on those. And expecting more huge gains.

>> No.12869002

>>12868993
You forgot your black dildo at the door faggot

>> No.12869027

So whatever happened w/ ReWalk Robotics (RWLK) ? I remember that being shilled here a while ago.

Have some news to go with the post: https://globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/02/25/1741959/0/en/ReWalk-Robotics-Announces-Closing-of-4-37-Million-Public-Offering.html
>YOKNEAM ILIT, Israel and MARLBOROUGH, Mass., Feb. 25, 2019 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- ReWalk Robotics Ltd. (Nasdaq: RWLK) (“ReWalk” or the “Company”) today announced the closing and funding of its previously announced public offering of 19,000,000 ordinary shares at a price to the public of $0.23 per share. The gross proceeds of from the offering, before deducting placement agent fees and offering expenses, are $4.37 million.

>> No.12869029

>>12868173
Aw look at the little insecure pussy

>> No.12869032

Large specs panic buying that BGS before Facemelter earnings come in

>> No.12869045

>>12869032
man I hope so I'm still at a loss on my BGS

whoever was shilling food stocks two weeks ago, you got me good

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>>12869002
>Other people offer stock advice
>Pendulum and lciguy say why they are in their choices
>Take it or leave it
>Took them both because I agreed
>Up 28%
>Faggots butthurt about shilling and won't even consider buying

Not only is the short thesis on lci still intact but Galt shows even better signs of an impending deal in the next month or two. The only people bitching about these two are the ones who know nothing about them. There is always risk but it's low with a large upside.

Trying to help.

>> No.12869052

>>12869029
rude

>> No.12869061

>>12869046
>Galt shows even better signs of an impending deal in the next month or two
proof? Literally one citation to the bullshit you said.

>> No.12869072

>>12869061
The failure of their opposition. What happens when rival drugs don't work or kill people?

>> No.12869081

>>12869052
kys poorfag

>> No.12869096

>>12869081
>no u!
lel post your account and i'll post mine

>> No.12869099

>>12868911
>selling and shorting the bottom

lmaoing @ you

>> No.12869100

>>12869072
Do you have any idea how long it takes buyouts to happen? It could be years from now

>> No.12869101

just bought the top, AMA

>> No.12869111

>>12869099
Actually my puts did very well as it proceeded to fal to almost 5.15. I made almost 500 dollars off that. How about you?

>> No.12869116

>>12869100
They've already been "looking into strategic alternatives" for 8 months now and have hired a strategic advising company (Back Bay Life Sciences)

>> No.12869120

We just broke out! Next stop ATH!

>> No.12869126

>>12869116
no shit moron but you don't understand no one wants what they're selling.

>> No.12869130

>>12869100
Could be. But the field was unknown before so there was more reason to wait. Now we know a lot more about what works and doesnt. So details known and untouched market awaits. So buy and hold.

>> No.12869135

>>12869126
oh come on, no one wants drugs? Please there are millions of people that like drugs.

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The thread is especially hostile today
Remember to invest spiritually in yourself through the infinite love of Jesus Christ!
Take a deep breath and say a prayer to your Father in Heaven

>> No.12869137

>>12869135
excluding LCIguy and his fat black cock lovin momma

>> No.12869140

>>12869111
Made 5 million dollars buying calls just now

Source: just trust me bro

>>12869126
You know nothing about this company or the NASH landscape in general, you're just some dumb faggot who FOMO'd into something you saw going up and then sold as soon as it started going down

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>>12869045
was just a prank bro
but dont worry, youre about to see a fat return

>> No.12869147

>>12869136
based

>> No.12869148

>>12869081
waiting pussy

>> No.12869150

>>12869136
>>12869137
It's Comfy throwing a temper tantrum
I bet he got rejected by some girl again

>> No.12869162

>>12869140
I bought in at 3 dollars retard and i can tell this stock isn't going to get bought out and all you stupid fucks thinking so are brain dead
>>12869150
I fucked your gfs pussy hard while you cry about GALT and shit

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>>12869150
I'll literally the one telling you to pray lol

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>>12869136
Indeed.

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>>12869168
my bad, wew
I'm sure that girl definitely let you have sex with her
this other guy is fucking obnoxious, tho

>> No.12869184

>>12869162
>8iq
poetic ID my man

>> No.12869190

Alright i'm not comfy. I just think its funny as fuck to b8 out pendulum and LCIguy. I've been invested in GALT since 3 dollars and averaged down today and i made 200 dollars off LCI but can't remember the exact price i bought in at but i sold at 8

>> No.12869195

Anyone buying CHK before earnings?

>>12869136
Everyone needs be nicer to eachother

>> No.12869203

b8 THIS
*unzips dick*

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>>12869183
I don't particularly care about GALT or LCI, I hope you and Big 5 make good money

>> No.12869206

How do I learn to stop being a little bitch and just HOLD. I could've had over $100 by now instead of a piddly $20 if I had just HELD. Jesus fucking christ I'm such a faggot.

>> No.12869212

>>12869190
How did you average down from 3 in a 5+ dollar stock?

>> No.12869218

https://westnewsnow.com/2019/02/26/keep-or-sell-whats-next-for-the-shareholders-of-plug-power-nasdaq-plug/
Buy PLUG lads, I'm telling you something is brewing here....
>

The shares of Plug Power Inc. (NASDAQ:PLUG) has been pegged with a rating of Neutral by ROTH Capital in its latest research note that was published on January 30th, 2019. ROTH Capital wasn’t the only research firm that published a report of Plug Power Inc., with other equities research analysts also giving their opinion on the stock. Oppenheimer advised investors in its research note published on August 23rd, 2018, to Outperform the PLUG stock while also putting a $2.50 price target. The stock had earned Outperform rating from FBR & Co. when it published its report on July 25th, 2017. That day the FBR & Co. set price target on the stock to $3.50. The stock was given Sell rating by ROTH Capital in its report released on May 17th, 2017. Rodman & Renshaw was of a view that PLUG is Buy in its latest report on April 6th, 2017 while giving it a price target of $4. FBR & Co. thinks that PLUG is worth Outperform rating. This was contained in the firm’s report on April 6th, 2017 in which the stock’s price target was also moved to $3.

>> No.12869219

>>12869206
literal meditation and strenuous exercise IRL

>> No.12869225

>>12869148
waiting on what?

>> No.12869230

>>12869212
When i say average down i mean just 200 dollars worth. Average down is a broad term

>> No.12869235

>>12869225
your mom to come lick my ass
why don't you scroll back up and try reading again

>> No.12869253

>>12869218
I would buy it but I have no available funds. Maybe later

>> No.12869254

No CHK? I'm the only one? Uh oh....

>> No.12869255

>>12869190
its pretty fantastics how easy it is to bait them

>> No.12869258

>>12869206
easy, buy megacap, recognizable, brandname stocks like JNJ, PG, JPM, KO, MSFT, AAPL, SBUX, V

>> No.12869267

>>12869235
bruh we're calling your bullshit out, we were waiting on your cucked portfolio, but you couldn't deliver because you're a little bitch's little bitch

>> No.12869273

>>12869255
I actually feel bad about it sometimes but he really opens himself up to it. Hes pretty nice overall. LCIguy is an AIDs ridden fuck who's wife left him because he was cheating on her with a mexican tranny

>> No.12869279

>>12869254
i have 12 shares but i've been holding since november and waiting to get rid of it

>> No.12869297

>>12869279
Oh no..... well maybe it will gap back up to $5 after earnings for you....

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>>12869267
where you at bitch boy?
>inb4 hehe nice ira broski! lmao

>> No.12869304

>>12869126
I want it.

>> No.12869340

This is bullshit, flat day. Fuck this!

>> No.12869354

>>12869298
MOM MOM GET THE CAMERA

>> No.12869364

>>12869340
Im about to get Massacred on BGS

>> No.12869372

>>12869340
How do you feel about TLT calls Baggie?

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>>12869354
hows the robinhood account doing, jr?

>> No.12869381

>>12869372
I recon they'll be a good bet.

>> No.12869382

>ding ding ding

>> No.12869387

>that PCG dump at the last minute

You fucks I was waiting for that.

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>>12869298
cute. also this doesn't include my work 401K and my home equity.

now stop being an asshole about other people's portfolios. we all started somewhere

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12869398

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .35%, it's the foodie's revenge. Wish CAG and KO hadn't dumped into close, I was killing it earlier today but no time to manage my port at work. On a side note CAG's ticker is too scary, I'm scared those guys will come to kill me one day.

>> No.12869399

Terrible day for the Chad2000, something's definitely brewing and it's going to pop, but I have no clue as to when and how big of a pop or which direction we're going when the bottom falls out, but something is about to fucking happen.

>> No.12869404

>>12869373
we be steady mobbin big

ballin is my hobby

got 10 bathrooms i can shit all day

>> No.12869411

Is there an update on the That Hoe Over There ETF (THOT)?

>> No.12869416

>>12869399
More time decay then a upside pop. Daily support held on options.

>> No.12869422

>>12869389
Absolutely BTFO lmao
>>12869381
Thx bby :^)
>>12869398
Down .9% because everything I hold except DIS ate shit
>>12869411
I'll post the update in just a sec

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12869450

bgs nooo
they kept the dividend at least

>> No.12869453

>>12869389
>all that money and still crying like a ho over a comment
truly am baffled

>> No.12869467

>>12869450
Food rape continues

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>>12869298
>>12869389
and if you don't believe my Personal Capital account, here. but note this is about 4K higher because that's whats sitting in my savings account

left is my mutual funds, right is my dividend portfolio plus online savings

>> No.12869485

>>12869398

1% up. Dumped all my PCG around open, but no point to re-entry. Oh well at least I'm insulated from the ER fuckery on thursday if it trades flat again.

>> No.12869497

>>12867301
Based divvy poster.

>> No.12869516

Is BGS a buy at $22?

>> No.12869521

we need a new bread because >>12869453 got so BTFO that I almost feel bad for him a bit and want him to be able to return to obscurity and anonymity

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>>12869516

>> No.12869535

>>12869450
Is BGS dividend in danger? It doesn't look like it's well covered

>> No.12869546

>>12869521
im fine dude
you've been seething for a few hours now though

>> No.12869549

>>12869398

+0.44%

Told you niggers last week.
>aitx

Better get on board.

>> No.12869554

>>12869389
>home equity.
Stop right there. That's your home not a financial asset.

>> No.12869557

>>12869535
its a return on capital dividend so they should be able to keep it this high

>> No.12869571

>>12869554
You can refinance and take a loan against it to buy options though.

>> No.12869574

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


BGS and KHC

got me good
got me good

>> No.12869581

>>12869557
I just checked out their brands, I like it.
Placing it in the buy category

>> No.12869582

>>12869571
You're right, my mistake. That's what we should all be doing.

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>>12869574
this is depressing.
Still got Campbells tommrow to Just my again

>> No.12869592

>>12869554
i can sell it for a significant amount more than I purchased it for. its a financial asset and my home. since I live in a dense area, I could use the equity to put a significant down payment on another, less expensive but bigger home out away from civilization and live comfy woods life

>> No.12869607

>>12869592
or you could just refinance and buy some options and pay it off in like 4 hours.

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>>12869398

Lost a bit from two things: KO setting new low on the downtrend (stopped out) and a dumb fiasco involving a low buy order I set on something that fell to my buy price, filled, dumped another couple percent on the way down. Normally I would have caught that but I took a three hour nap this morning.

I'm short on Nasdaq and S&P as of today. Very weak attempt by the bulls to break that S&P 2815 mark. The selling towards the back half of the session confirmed it. Who knows how long things will be but I think a retrace of at least a couple percent on the indices is coming.

>> No.12869639

>>12869592
Yes, but financial assets should 100% be things that you don't need today. You need a place to live today. If your house is too big or too expensive you simply shouldn't have bought it. That was a poor financial decision. Boom housing markets can pop up and feel a lot like a good investment opportunity but in the end if there's a booming housing market that's a residual effect of a booming market in another sector and your money would be better served there.

>> No.12869652

>>12869607
or lose my house

i thought you were playing safe options and investing the profit in dividend stocks to be more risk adverse like me?

>> No.12869653

>>12869516
I was wrong btw, the VTGN offering already happened
You bought in at a good point

>> No.12869665

making a new thread. please stand by...

>> No.12869667

>>12869630
I lost $2,100 this week shorting this market so far.

>> No.12869669
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12869669

WTF are you doing Dean Foods
is this a glitch?

>> No.12869671

>>12869652
I am, but I still have to find some one to pay more for my options than I did, but I overpaid for this kraft stuff, and my spy/pfe puts were flat as fuck today.

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12869674

>>12869588
Niknik you peep Dean's after hours?

>> No.12869679

>>12869639
based on the location within the city, the fact that it was brand new when I purchased and the city its in, the probability of it ever going below the value I purchased it for (let alone the amount left on the mortgage) is almost zero.

i made more in equity in my home the last year than I did in the market.

>> No.12869685

>>12869669
>>12869674
oh you sure did lmao

>> No.12869687

>>12869669
They must be burning cows again

>> No.12869689

>>12869674
yup, I have some too, but earning not till tommrow

>> No.12869696

>>12869669
All the food companies are going bankrupt, the commies are coming and they're fucking riding donkeys and pandering to dindu nuffins about reparations.

>> No.12869700

>He didn't buy MNK 2 weeks ago when I shilled it.
>Up 12% today

>> No.12869711

Wait wtf is this shit? +15% on what?

>> No.12869713

NEW THREAD COMING AT YOU HOT AND BOTHERED

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>> No.12869762

>>12869679
Then you're living in a bubble. Sell your investment and buy a home.