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12858448 No.12858448 [Reply] [Original]

It's make or break.

What's a guaranteed business to start with a grand?

>> No.12858496

>>12858448
Selling weed

>> No.12858515

>>12858448
There’s only one true answer to this question. Selling blowjobs.

>> No.12858541

Window cleaning, carpet cleaning, dog walking, lawn care.

>> No.12858601
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12858601

>>12858448
Selling kneecaps on Amazon

>> No.12858620

>>12858448

You can't start shit with a grand. Go budget your groceries or something.

>> No.12858658

>>12858541
I can't imagine those bringing me a decent life. I already have a job I should've said. I'm looking for a step up so I can quit

>> No.12858713

I've been looking at iptv reselling. you get some android boxes from china and download a couple apps like terrariumtv clones/kodi/stbemu. then sell them to boomers who cant into piracy. most iptv service providers are set up for resellers, where you purchase credits (months of service) wholesale and charge the boomers a monthly fee for ongoing profit after you sell them the initial equipment. only downside wold be light tech support.

>> No.12858738

>>12858713
Only bad side is you being charged for piracy with several dmca lawsuits against you

>> No.12858768

>>12858448
Open a curry stall in India.
>1 grand
>business

Absolute lol piss off.

>> No.12858819

>>12858496
True

>> No.12858873

>>12858738
yeah I guess. but you could just use VPN and not be a retard about it.

>> No.12859336

>>12858658
>>12858658
Window cleaning is dirt cheap to start and can bring in a lot of money in the right neighborhood, don't even need a place of business. Hire highschool kids for minimal wage to do the jobs for you.

>> No.12859380

>>12859336
I'm not knocking it, it could be a nice little set up if you know exactly where to do it. Just not the kind of think I was hoping for.

>> No.12859446

>>12858541

I know a window cleaner that makes 90k a year.

He charges a storefront 25 a month to clean their windows. All he has to do is go by their business once a month and clean the windows on both sides.

He has signed up like 300 business.

Once you have a truck, some business cards and a website you just walk into businesses and see if they want it.

Seems like a good business to me.

I'm tileanon, posted my story a few times. I started my tile business with 3k. I make about 75k a year and only work 30 hours a week. Better than getting berated in a cubicle every day.

>> No.12859463

>>12859446

He might go by the storefront 2x a month I can't remember for sure.

>> No.12859697

>>12858448

Get your real estate license and -- oh whatever. I miss the old /biz/ *AHEM* BUY ABOUT 50 PAIRS OF KNEEPADS AND START SUCKIN DICKS FAGGOT