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Reminder that no matter how much money you make you will never have foreskin.

>> No.12844684

tfw jew with a foreskin

>> No.12844726

tfw born with foreskin but have pinhole phimosis so cant ever have sex without losing it or extreme stretching for 2 + years

>> No.12844764

>>12844726
Dude it's not 2+years of stretching. It takes about 3 months of everyday stretching in the shower. Don't ever let them take away your foreskin for fuck sake.

>> No.12844777

>>12844726
When I was younger I couldn't take skin off, it hurt a lot, but now it's good. Just masturbate more to blacked porn

>> No.12844783

>>12844726
>phimosis
looks like your only option is to become a trap

>> No.12844798

>>12844680
But I have foreskin.

>> No.12844904

>>12844764
>>12844777
>>12844783
i have never seen the head of my penis because it is covered in skin

>> No.12844919

>>12844726
Daily application of steroid cream can help success of stretching. Don't use it for long periods though. Talk to a doctor that isn't a foreskin harvester

>> No.12844928

>>12844680
Yes I will?
t. european
>m-muh refug-
Eastern europe

>> No.12844942

>>12844783
This, I'd rape you in the ass and suck your dicklet

>> No.12844947

>>12844928
implying eastern europe won't be invaded by the western caliphate

>> No.12844956
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>>12844680
But I do have mine

>> No.12844959

>>12844680
Holy shit he's so hot

>> No.12844964

>>12844726
Urology surgeons can do a partial circumcision where they just take off the fibrous tissue from the tip of the foreskin and widen the opening, youll still have a foreskin afterwards

>> No.12844968

>tfw have foreskin and big penis
>tfw now just need to make it with crypto

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>>12844726
>>12844904
Can confirm you can naturally stretch it. But if you are older than 25 it will be much more difficult because you passed puberty.

I am a 24 year old normie living with ADHD with an active sex life.

>> No.12845017

>>12844680
Im glad i don't have foreskin. I can cum multiple times during sex and im great at making my gf cum with just my huge dick. Foreskin just makes you too sensitive to make a girl cum with just your dick. I also never hace to use birth control because i have such good control of my balls i only cum when im ready to.

>> No.12845022

>>12844764
IT's taken me about 2 years I think, mine is like 80-90% resolved. As in it goes back when errect but it doesn't do it freely and needs a bit of a push.

I deffo think 3 months is too ambitious.

>> No.12845167

>>12844680
alternatively i have my foreskin but it seems i am forever doomed to be a poorfag living in poverty. it hurts

>> No.12845369

>>12844680
not true, if i make it in crypto i will be able to afford cryopreservation and have myself thawn and some point of the future when mankind has reached the technology to actually replace foreskin with full sensibility by stem cells or something

literally the only reason i haven't blown my head off yet