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I report for a 5 year prison term in 2 months and have $2,000 to stash in crypto while im in jail, what should I put it in?

>> No.12824190

>>12824183
Don’t be a retard twice, BTC or MAYBE ETH.

>> No.12824193

waltoncoin

>> No.12824199

>>12824190
I'm looking for high risk, high reward. I want to either come out with like 200k or nothing

>> No.12824210

>>12824199
Holochain. Though I'm not sure how you would handle the token swap.

>> No.12824213

>>12824183
>reads filename
Kek

>> No.12824216

>>12824199
Well I see why you are headed to jail! Goodluck, dumbass.

>> No.12824224

>>12824183
>>12824199
Bitcoin you retard, it's the only correct choice. Yes you will come out with 200k.

>> No.12824230

>>12824183
XMR and bury it in a waterproof pelican case.

>> No.12824247

>>12824224
Again, looking for high risk/high reward, I know this pretty much leaves alt coins which are almost certainly garbage but I really don't see bitcoin going up

>> No.12824277

>>12824230
interesting. does pelican wallet support erc20s?

>> No.12824302

>>12824247
BITCOIN IS HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD YOU DUNCE. Altcoins have TERRIBLY skewed risk-reward ratios leaning near absolute risk. You will shoot yourself when you leave prison and bitcoin is 400K and you have a stack of valueless shit.

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>>12824247

>> No.12824308

>>12824247
Take a look at XSN

Low marketcap
Making their own hardware wallet (Viper)
Launching their own DEX
Cold staking
Got their own cloud staking platform
Partnered with the Litecoin Foundation recently, so they are WAY ahead with lightning tech, which is the future.
Recently supported by, LEDGER, XEEDA, and Trezor

Its INSANELY undervalued, I cant even tell if I have enough, still buying actually.. Got close to 80k coins..

Their DEX will run on masternodes, so all the nodes will benefit from the services they will provide, including FULL privacy transactions.

>> No.12824311

Lol a five year sentence and your worried about 2k you stupid bitch you put that shit nowhere near crypto because youre gunna need that shit accessible as fuck for fucking noodles and honeybuns dumb faggot virgin

>> No.12824312

>>12824247
0xbtc unironically. The difficulty is skyrocketing.

>> No.12824324

If you put it in anything but Bitcoiin(BTC) you're an absolute retard. You won't have 200k, but closer to 80k. PLUS, you can sleep easy next to bubba knowing your investment won't fail. These retards shilling cryptocurrency ICO's and scamcoins DO NOT have your best interest in mind. If this isin't larp, I feel for you anon.

>> No.12824327

How the fuck are you retards so fucking retarded to not ask what the fuck this guy is going in for 5 years for? So OP tell us what the fuck you did to get 5 years.

>> No.12824333

Snowblossom. Pretty confident that the project will have matured leaps and bounds in that time frame.

>> No.12824338

2,000 could buy you enough to secure a REN darknode. They're not profitable right now, but in 5 years if could be the standard protocol for institutional darkpool trading and would be like owning a Dash masternode during the height of the bull market.

>> No.12824345

>>12824327
Who gives a fuck this shit is posted 100 times a year

>> No.12824347

Bitcoin, Monero and EOS.

>> No.12824353

>>12824216
Kek

>> No.12824366

>>12824199
if you choose a shitcoin make sure you put a sell order lol just cause it moons doesn't mean it will be worth anything in 5 years

>> No.12824370

>>12824327
He was probably caught selling drugs or stealing something like a car, it's not really a big deal. 10+ years sentences on the other hand make me curious because that might involve some serious shit

>> No.12824419

>>12824183
This is the right answer, anon
>>12824311

>> No.12824442

>>12824193
unironically

>> No.12824532

>>12824199
BTC or MAYBE ETH will still be around in 5 years. And they will probably be up 100x-1,000x

>> No.12824592

>>12824302
this

>> No.12824610

Nigga, invest in an index fund. Make your money work for you.

>> No.12824614

Eth or bch

>> No.12824631

>>12824308
You fucking retard don't shill dumbasses like this that coin. We don't need dumbfuck niggers that want to risk it all and go to jail. And why the hell do you post all that tech shit mumbojumbo, these losers are looking for pnds not real projects. Seeing this coin on this site infuriates me!

>> No.12824638

>>12824183
Low market cap coins like Nauticus token on Nauticus.exchange will do you wonders; try to post your JPAY anon and I will write you. Prison sucks.

>> No.12824647

The correct answer Bitcoin Op, now fuck off with your pseudo shill thread.

>> No.12824654

>>12824338
This right here. I can't believe someone actually mentioned it. Ren will be a powerhouse in the defi conglomeration anon, this I know.

>> No.12824658

>>12824610
Would be the same as not touching it

>> No.12824684

OP, if you're for sure trying to turn your life around, I suggest you save another $500 and buy Chainlink $LINK, otherwise known as the token of the 4th industrial revolution.

Learn about smart contracts. Get yourself a stack of 5k LINK, and when you leave Prison you'll be just like those guys who were holding 5K ETH when each was $1.2K

>> No.12824765

>>12824183
>>12824311
1k in xrp and 1k in honeybuns
>if this banister dystopia that we live in is gonna put you away for 5 years, they might as well make you rich.
>honeybuns are an investment for your soul
>the math checks out

>> No.12824889

>>12824370
>stealing a car
>not a big deal

>> No.12824926
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>>12824684
Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>> No.12824967

>>12824183
Bsv
/thread

>> No.12824987

>>12824183
buy LINK dummy

>> No.12825012

>>12824183
Don't store your wallet on a flash drive, SD card, hard drive, or ssd that will be powered off for 5 years because it is likely to be corrupted from being powered off that long. Best bet for longterm storage that size is Blue ray disk or DVD.

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>>12824190
>>12824532
>>12824614
>ETH

>> No.12825034

Buy unironically 5k link, its your only shot, 5 years from now you must post back at 4chan and tell us what you bought. If you didn't buy link you are not going back to prison, but to a psychiatric ward

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>>12824183
I NEED LINKY FOR MY STINKY

>> No.12825392

>>12824183
Bbqcoin. It's the crypto you WANT TO EAT.

>> No.12825403

>>12824199
you'll come out with nothing
Oh wait this is just a shill thread

>> No.12825445

how to burn 2 grand: invest in chain link

>> No.12825473

>>12824183
Xcm

>> No.12825523
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12825523

Invest in some BLOCK if you actually want to buy something that will bring in future revenue and not only work off speculation.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MAi8MfO4jAaOxsTfpCYxHBX5bWK49RCTBkDt10Q6u_o/edit?usp=sharing

Stack that with some LINK obviously for the same reasons, but you should have done that already like any good /biz/nessman.

Keep a little in BTC too.

40/40/20 in those 3 and you're set for life after the slammer.

>> No.12825538

>>12824889
>car
>big deal

>> No.12825562

+1 for BLOCK, the above post says it all

>> No.12825589

>>12824183
You need to buy a gym membership, a personal trainer and a MMA trainer, not cyrpto. Your BTC wont save you when groids and farmers come calling your card.

Or THE BOOTY BANDIT lololol
http://articles.latimes.com/1999/oct/20/news/mn-24240

>> No.12825639

>>12824183
leave country, 5 years is a long time friens, you can rebuild your life somewhere else

>> No.12825737

>report for prison
lmfao

>> No.12825755

>>12824193
Yeah I'd lean this way too.

>> No.12825782

>>12824183
DAI or USDC or TUSD

>> No.12825791

>>12824327
They let you free for 2 months before prison????

>> No.12825990

>>12824199
I don't even wanna say this... But it's LINK
in five years global adoption of smart contracts will be higher than ever before fueled by link. 2k now will be 20 million

>> No.12826044

Bitcoin.

>> No.12826066

>>12824183
5 years is a lot of time, why dont you just flee the country? Can't be that hard.

>> No.12826081

>>12824926
based and linkpilled

>> No.12826084

>>12824183
Go $1000 ether and $1000 link

>> No.12826424

Link, bnb, nkn

>> No.12826458

>>12824183
REQ

>> No.12826493

>>12824183
Put it in your ass. You can use it to buy drugs later.

>> No.12826500

>>12824183
OP, anyone that says anything apart from BTC is a fuckin newfag!

>> No.12826563

>>12824199
Verge. You'll either be a millionaire or asking for foodstamps.

>> No.12826594

>>12824247
I'd recommend holo but you 'd have to participate in the token swap so that's a no go.
I think blockchain is unironically dead and the next bullrun will be a holochain bubble.

>> No.12826617

>>12826594
He can leave them on binance and hope they swap...and hope he’s not hacked while inside

>> No.12826694

>>12824247
Holy shit you're autistic if you don't buy bitcoin.

>> No.12827008

>>12824199
XLM
Take it or leave it