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>>12804513
you are very fucking.

>>12804513
sorry anon but it seems like you re fuckin fucking

Give us more details so we can help

>>12804513
was she at least Jewish? I'd love to humiliate one of them by smacking their wives ass. lol ole goy touched your vagina joy?

>>12804513
If you’re a chad, congrats you’re getting laid.

If you’re not, welp. It’s over. Have fun in prison

wow. you fucking

fucking fuck

>>12804600
Yeah, but he'll still get laid. It'll just be from Jamal. Sidenote: the fact that (((society))) thinks punishment by tossing people in nigger rape pits is appropriate is kinda fucked up really. M

You crazy motherfucking. You know you can't do that shitting. What the fucking?

>>12804513

Fucking.

very very..fucking.

>>12804513
Fuck your mother if you want fuck

>>12804710
holy keks. what happened to JIIIHAAAAN WUUU again? was it the chink goberment?

>>12804513
Wa it thick post the juciest pepe that you looked like before.

Women respect strength and aggression

>>12804513
I gotta admit though opie sometimes a nice tight arse wooooooooh

bet that'll be in your spank bank forever

>>12804513
ive felt the impulse but im too cuck to do it.
your gonna be fine

Now you have to pretend to be gay anon.

>>12804537
we flirt sometimes and are friends, i have a gf, i walk into conference room, her rear looks like my gfs and I instinctively slap it. She stiffens up and says, "ow". Other employees walk in and we continue with meeting like nothing happened....

>>12804544
no, but she has huge milkers...

>>12804600
I'm like a 7... no chad but i'm fit and well kept...

>>12804974
VERY, it was nicer than my gfs.... got to admit

>>12805010
I try not to do that but the next time... That is all I will be able to think about...

>>12805120
Does she like you?Not afraid of being put on some sex offender list?

Any HR reps here?
I recently got diagnosed with Bipolar 1 and wanted to know how the ADA protects me from discrimination? Can I break stuff and get away with it? Can I cause psychological warfare amongst other employees?

bump

>>12805347
DIE

>>12804513
My fren you are so fucking fucking, get ready to be sued for every penny you have. You think roasting wants to wage cuck forever aswell

>>12805086
KEK, you animal, at least leave your gf after you inevitably cheat

>>12804943
underrated comment, THIS OP

>>12805086
If no one else saw it then just lie, lie, lie. If she doesn’t tell anyone then you might have a chance to tap that ass. Big risk big reward.

>>12804513
what kind of look did you get after the slapping ?

>>12805086
That's fucking hot. Post pics.

If you're not already fired, you're going to be getting laid really soon.

>>12805108
>no chad but...
It's over. Only Chads can 'be themselves'

>>12804513

pics of her or gtfo

If she doesn't take it further it means she wants the D fren

>>12805086
Is your gf cool with you flirting with other women and slapping their ass?

>>12806833
no it doesn't. if you had any ability to put yourself in her situation, you'd quickly understand that if they flirt with each other and are friends, she wouldn't just suddenly want him fired just because she thinks having sex with him is a bad idea and/or she thought it was inappropriate and doesn't want it to happen again.

>>12805086
There's a good chance you'll end up fucking her.

>>12806850
>t. beta boi

>>12806992
>it's beta to think she wouldn't necessarily want him fired just because she doesn't intend to fuck him
why is biz so low iq

Imagine the smell.

>>12807008
>t. Virgin incel
Women want to be sexually assaulted

>>12807170
I never said she didn't want to fuck him. I just that even if she doesn't, it wouldn't mean that she would report him to HR. It's pretty easy to understand. I'm sorry you were dropped on your head as a child.

>>12805086

despite the constant beta brainwash your alpha instincts shined through. well done op

>>12806984
This.

>>12805096
>but she has huge milkers..
H-how huge?

Don't drop the soap annaooo

>work in office
>annoying female coworker that is constantly all over my desk is flirting with me
>one day working late in the office
>been making copys of some documents in another room
>as I return I catch her with other coworker fucking at my desk
>he is taking her from behind
>just watch and make pictures with my phone like a cuck

wew what a slut she was

>>12804513
Fake and gay unless jailposting

>>12804651
Niggers need to be genophaged

>>12808039
Stop lying on the internet anon

you’re a fockin retard mate but since you’ve already done it, pretend it’s normal for you and you do it all the time

>>12808714
But its true
I even have the pics to prove it

>>12808039
post pictures

>>12808039
more like what a cuck you are, too bad its larp
>>12808759
post them faggot

>>12808865
Give me some time to dig them up
Keep the thread alive and I will deliver

>>12808759
Man we gotta see those milkers asap

>>12809627
Keep the thread bumped and I will post them asap.
I‘m at work right now but will be at home in around 30/40 minutes
First thing I will do at home is starting my computer, searching the pics on my harddrive and post them in here.

i still dont believe this larp

>>12808039

did they see you?

>>12809673
Don't disappoint us.

>>12806984
This and Op you better PERFORM.
Ops gotta eat that pussy, lick that asshole and fuck for hours without cumming. Fuck that actually make sure you NEVER cum. Your job and freedom depend on it. Dont fuck this up, Op

>>12807202
Post your tits or stop posting whore

>>12809582
>>12809673
fucking based if true

>>12804513
>phoneposting at work

100% fucked

>>12809673
>30/40 minutes
Based oldfag. Guaranteed 98% of /biz/ have no idea

>>12809869
I indeed have no idea, can you please enlighten me?

>>12809941
Because you asked so nicely, yes. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/nyc-cardstand-earthcam-trolling-i-ll-be-there-in-30-minutes

>>12809869
It was brought back in the euro-maiden event with the tanks in 30 minutes meme

>>12808039
Was she hot? Did it stink (since she was taking it up the ass)? Just imagine the smell.

Update:
arrived at home now
the way back took a bit longer than expected, was stuck in traffic and had to get some stuff from the grocery store and then needed to shit very urgent so sorry for letting you guys wait
I microwave some food fast after taking this dump and then get to searching the pics

no troll, I‘m serious
I have made sex pictures at work some years ago when two coworkers were fucking at my desk.
I‘m sure it was 2014 so bear with me a couple more minutes as I search through the thousands of pictures that I have on my harddrive.

>>12810087
She had a fat ass but can‘t tell if she was doing anal there
I think it was just vaginal sex but could be wrong
I don‘t remember much of a smell later at my desk I think they opened a window after they were done so the smellz went out the window

fucking larpy mclarpinstien

>>12809869
holy fuck i remember watching this webcam for hours.

please shoot hardcore paraphilic porn with her and post it there we will reward you

>>12805086
fucking lmao, it all depends on the tone in which she said "ow". was it like a genuine pain kind of "OW!" ? if not, it was probably a flirty kind of "ow! teehee", which is about 100x better than the alternate "what the fuck did you just do??? im talkng to my manager!"

my advice would be to just forget it happened and don't do it again unless this bitch starts flirting with you, and even then probably don't do that in the workplace

>>12809869
I remember that stupid webcam but I'm not familiar with the meme. Won't somebody please think of the braps?

>>12804513
is this work summit? on a boat? I saw it all!

>>12810300
Will he ever deliver?

>>12810793
NO!
kek

bump

Bump. You better deliver, faggot

>>12810793

>>12808039
>I catch her with other coworker fucking at my desk
>just watch and make pictures with my phone like a cuck
>>12808759
>I even have the pics to prove it
>>12809582
>Give me some time to dig them up
>Keep the thread alive and I will deliver
>>12810317
>She had a fat ass but can‘t tell if she was doing anal there
>I think it was just vaginal sex but could be wrong
>I don‘t remember much of a smell later at my desk I think they opened a window after they were done so the smellz went out the window

WHAT THE FUCK ANON, why don't you post the pic! Instead you give (((us))) some crappy larpie description!

What's with the dishonesty on a Anonymous Self Pleasuring Prostate Examination Board?

>>12806698

>big risk Big Reward

OP. Buy 10 Calls on tapping dat ass.

>>12804651
It's not as fucked up if you view it as throwing one slave to be raped by the slave pits. That's how (((they))) view it goyim.

>>12804513

Well done

>>12805086
Be warm and friendly to her. Don't do anything creepy. Hopefully she lets it slide.

>>12805347
>h-hi i've b-been diagnosed with slap ass-burgers pls no fire

>>12806843
No she's not and it was instinct. I just did it with out thinking since she looks similar to my gf from behind...

>>12810461
It was more like pain/surprise I guess. I didn't bruise her or anything. Once she realized it was me her face relaxed and then more people came in. We've passed each other since and there is some tension...

>>12804513
An Hero while you're still a free man.

>>12813276
>No she's not and it was instinct.
Okay but you're still flirting with her on regular. Blaming your ADHD only goes so far.

>>12813389
Is there something wrong with light flirting?

>>12813425
every relationship has an implied contract between two people. if your gf wouldn't approve of it and you think she wouldn't expect it and would be upset if she knew, then you broke the specific contract between the two of you

>>12804513
>have phone interview with HR roastie today
>has asian last name
>went to the same UNI as me, really likes my resume
>sounds really cute and nervous on the phones
>says my background is 'ecclectic'
>tell her more about myself, including my 5 years as a professional model
>she gets even more nervous, starts stuttering
>fast tracks me to a final interview on friday
>look at her linkedin, she's cute AF

this is basically my last shot at a real job. should i just bomb it so I can have a shot at an asian qt 3.14?

>>12806984
This.

You'll either fuck her or get fired. 80% of this depends on how good looking you are.

good luck anon

>>12813524
Just ask her if she wants to get coffee sometime

>>12809869
This is gonna sound like bullshit but I swear to god I invented that meme

at the time (it was 2010 I believe) I lived in Harlem right on the 1 train. I was sitting at home watching the cardstand and no one was fucking with it. I fdecided I was gonna go down there and knock it over, and it was a thirty minute ride to times sq on the one. never got around to leaving my house but people kept repeating the 'in 30 minutes shit) after that for quite a while.

>>12813575

>>12813524
>this is basically my last shot at a real job. should i just bomb it so I can have a shot at an asian qt 3.14?
Just ask her out after you get the job. Then there's no conflict of interest. Save the messages for the dates in case she gets in trouble over it to prove the timeline.

>>12813524
If you're Asian, then yes. If you're white kys.

>>12809869
I legit live 20 mins away by foot from the cardstand

>>12809869
that was so fucking funny
the best part was when somebody would just post copied pics from an older thread, people would get tired of waiting and then some idiot would take matters to his own hands and rush the fucking thing himself even tho we was not OP

Any updates, OP?

>>12810317
Just admit you're a faggot larper

>>12815428
Jailed for rape crimes

>>12810317
Embarrassing