/biz/ - Business & Finance

what's happy hour? is it somehow related to dystopian sci-fi?

>>12764857
>because your business plan is just a bunch of various charts

>>12764857
Usually the company pays for it. Might as well down some free beers

>>12764857
>hanging out with coworkers

Absolute yikes I spend too much time around these people as is, no thanks

have your happy hour once a week. ahah hahah

FUCK. THAT.

>>12764993
This is why none of you get laid

Jesus christ... I'm beginning to think that there are secret labs growing frizzy-haired mulatto roasties to sell to marketing companies in massive quantities

>>12764941
This. I usually make friends with 1-2 people and leave it at that

>>12764857
Because it's not happy, and it's not an hour.

>>12764857
it does not pay
I only wage for pay

i have no idea why people pay 4 dollars a beer to get drunk in a loud crowded place. it is hell. im a degenerate who lives on the edge of normie-dom and whenever the curtains are pulled back and I see into their world, I realize Im not missing much

>>12764857
HELL NO!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!

>>12765035
I do this on a regular basis, keep em on their roast covered toes.

>>12765009
Glad I’m not the only one. Jew programming to promote racemixing

>>12764873
kekked

>>12764857
because you look like human filth

>>12765009
>secret labs
those are called white women’s wombs. the BBC revolution just barely started. get used to it.

>>12764857
because im jaded

>spending MORE than 8 hours a day with the same people
even when i like them this is a big no from me

>>12764857
>implying people on this board have a job to begin with

>>12766026
>implying people on this board with jobs would ever be asked by their colleagues to socialize

lol I organize staff outings because getting drunk with coworkers lets me stay in denial of my alcoholism

>>12764857
Lol cuz I take blood thinners. I literally cannot into alcohols.

Alcohol is haram. Then sue for their oppressing me.

>>12764857
because im your boss you fucking niggerhead. youre fired.

in fact: youre all fired. get the fuck out of my office.

1. I don't work on Fridays.
2. I don't enjoy the taste of alcohol.
3. >>12764941

>>12764857
>neoliberal concept of family

i'd rather die desu

>>12765088
Based, us white men need to help make the bbc inseminate the white womb because it’s what we deserve for oppressing them plus it will make superior kids

>>12766443
Is this sarcasm I can't even tell. I know there are people who actually believe this but this is so terribly written.

>>12764857
work life should never coincide with social life everyone has a box keep them away from anyone you know

>>12764857
I'd fuck 1, 3, 4 , 5, 5 again, 7, and 8.

>>12764857
i would go once and never again

>>12765088

greenbergstein pls go

because I would prefer to kill myself to be with you bumch of assholes, now shut the fuck off and do the trades and research the stock I said or you are all fired

>>12764857
We're not friends.

Await my termination letter as my office is full of two faced people and they might just conspire to get me fired.

Ive become quiet with most coworkers except 3 that are difficult without drawing questioning as im lower on the totem pole

> my annoying office supervisor who depends on me too much, she might secretly like me which is disgusting
> a previous unofficial manager who is an aggressive black woman that slightly bosses me and others around but is likely respected more than me as I hate faking niceness
> an unofficial manager whose a talkative woman that I speak with often

>>12767898
>as my office is full of two faced people and they might just conspire to get me fired.

Use this to your advantage and pit them against each other. If they are two faced to you, they are certainly the same to each other.

Have fun.

>>12767898 #
>as my office is full of two faced people and they might just conspire to get me fired.

Use this to your advantage and pit them against each other. If they are two faced to you, they are certainly the same to each other.

Have fun

The bearded cunt in the middle looks like he's fingering the one in glasses in the butt.

And she likes it.

>detonate my suicide vest

That fucking bearded hipster.
Reeeee

>>12764857
Because I don't want the pubes on this bitch's head to touch me, don't come any closer pls

>>12765088
>>12766443
Shlomo you should really care about 35% minority in your shithole and leave anglos alone.
This way, it's like monkeys flinging niggers at each other...only to avail of both your camps ending up mutted.
Not that I should care that much living in a 97% white country, but I do.

>>12764857
Hilarious
- black female
- white baby boomer man
- black female
- white woman
- mudslim
- white woman
- hidden white young man

Ffa I hate these pictures 99% of the businesses are run by white males yet they need to be put away.
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>>12764873
that's how business works brainlet. those charts are printed without colour and diversity hires are tasked with coloring them in.

>>12768909
A white suprematist behind them to rule over them. That looks pretty racist to me. Deluded insecure incel can't even comprehend the message and finds offensive something that should not be offensive to him at all.

>>12768948
I really hate that "incel" entered the normie lexicon. Don't you have a new soundbite from Late Night with Stephen Colbert to go watch on YT? What are you doing on 4chan?

>>12765088
just kys already

>>12769153
What kind of esoteric insight is that lol

>>12766026
This. I cannot fucking understand this. I spend all the week with this normies and they want to hang at the end of work. Just fucking kill me please.

>>12764857
Because I am an autistic retard that thinks the jews are our lizard overlords and can't deal with basic social norms.

>tfw love to hang out but never know what to talk about apart from conspiracy theories

Blond women have higher IQ naturally than brunettes.

The dumb blond meme was forced by kike television writers in the 80's

>>12769330
It's obviously gonna be higher if you throw the nogs, poos and spics together with the rest.

>>12769338

h-how dare you suggest our african brothers and sisters and trannies aren't as smart as *hite people.

>>12764857
Because alcohol is for niggers

>sips violently
No can do, Friday is TGIF Night

>>12768909
>99% of the businesses are run by white males
Jews aren't white tho

Lol I love these fucking people I own a bar in a hip lib area we charge 1.10 for a shot of skol we can get about 40 shots per bottle and the bottle cost me 8.34 for 1.75L we go threw about 20-30 bottles of that cheep shit thinking about getting a crypto ATM we start accept eth and bitcoin and these fucker will go on coinjew buy $20 0f btc and use it because its hip biz never go to bars

>>12766330
>Doesn't "like" the taste of alcohol
Get aloada this guy amirite?

>>12764857
fuck you all smiling at

>>12764857

I do every friday

>>12768909

>>12764857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRRBpEPghhs

>>12769644
>hey Tyrone, we need you to stand in front for a photo again
>yes massuh
As things should be

>>12769743
That shitty music and editing. Could only handle 5s before being forced to close.

>>12768584
Not sure if my ID changed but I'd much rather keep to myself. They're just not worth talking too as they'll likely just report me for some of my honest views or attempt to give me a talking to. It's like when my supervisor was talking with me and a coworker. My supervisor was complaining about having to get out of bed for work. I end up revealing my view of the job, I don't truly need it, she marveled at my response. At a future date she used it against me when she gave me a talking to. Why is she so desperate to act like friends but then turns around and pulls that? She rarely keeps her word either. Kicker is she dislikes/hates the aggressive black woman and has made it obvious to me. Or when I don't laugh at unfunny stuff she says, she tells me it was a joke. I don't want to fake niceness like she does!!!

>>12768584
I'd much rather keep to myself. They'll likely just report me for some of my honest views or attempt to give me a talking to if they don't like something I said. It's like when my supervisor was talking with me and a coworker. My supervisor was complaining about having to get out of bed for work. I end up revealing my view of the job, I don't truly need it, she marveled at my response. At a future date she used it against me when she gave me a talking to.

>>12764857
Because those that actually go to happy hour Friday are same group of cringy software devs that never talk about anything other than redditcore NPC normieshit.

If I'll ever again have to listen to them talking about their favorite video games I'll fucking rip my face off.

>>12768909
Our software company also recently did a website overhaul and ended up with same ludicrous stock photo gender/race/age-neutral smiley people mishmash.

And we're basically just 45 middle aged white guys / 4 white women running everything.

>>12764857
sorry i've got more important things to do

>>12771235
>commie salute and everything
it doesnt get more blatant than this

>>12769644

How do I invest in this company?

>>12764857
Because I'm not happy

>>12764857
>but i was there anon! dont you remember, lol omg i drank soooooo much

>>12771235
>literally cheering for their own genocide

White people truly are subhumans.

>>12771235
So why isn't someone claiming racism on this? So glad I don't ive in Muricah when I see this type of stuff

>>12771235
hahahahaahha this shit is just getting ridiculous

>>12771235
funny how dickinson college is named after a US Founding Father. those men built America for nothing.

>>12765009
she is BEAUTIFUL

>>12767898
>we're going out to lunch today, anon
>sit in silence at a restaurant I dont like while coworkers higher on the totem pole lead the whole conversation
>you're so quiet anon
>before I reply, yeah he's always so quiet like that heh heh heh
>oh well that's cool anon heh
>so Susan you son is feeling better now??
>[hens clucking continues]
>

Martial arts practice.

>>12764857
I will come when I make it.

I don’t have time for socializing, not that I’m an incel or basement dweller but who the fuck has time to dick around when they haven’t made it yet. Probably why most of you will never make it. Stay focused anons, keep your circle small and grind it out. Best advice I can give you on my birthday today

>>12766150
Lol tony you don’t drink alcohol anyways!

>>12764857
The only thing I miss about working minimum wage was that all my coworkers were cool relatable people who I hung with often after late shifts. Now I work at a library and I love my job, but 99% of my coworkers are all senior ladies that can't even put up with the slightest adversity or walk DOWN a flight of steps, and they get on my nuts about the most minor shit. I miss having coworkers I like.

>>12769743
>not being "totally stoked" to work at cuckNitro

>>12769644
>2/7 white males
>one is blurred out way in the back corner
>other is in the back all the way to the left

>>12773016

she is 29 years old and looks like she's 44