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>>12615418
>Climate change hoax

>>12615418
flip carbon credits
or be a socialist and rise taxes on "carbon"

>>12615434
hey retard you know if the CO2 actually lowers them plats will start to die

>>12615434

>>12615418

sorry sweetie but you need to be part of the elite to get in on this scam

>the finite earth atmosphere can have infinite quantities of industrial chemicals pumped into it and nothing will ever change

>>12615471
sulfur is pollutant
CO2 is not

>>12615418
>How can I profit from the climate change hoax?

Work in government subsidized 'green energy'. It's a leech fest on tax payers and you might as well get in on the action.

>>12615477

This. If you genuinely believe CO2 is a pollutant you are naive to the world.

>>12615418
Sell bottled air. And call it o hare air. Also have a song and citizens singing about why they need your air.

>thousands of scientists simultaneously decided to lie for "grant money" even though no scientists in other fields have decided to concoct their own apocalyptic scenario
>for some reason all the evil scientists went into climatology and the only people to figure out the hoax are people with massive vested interests in fossil fuels

>>12615529

>>12615448
>plats

>>12615504
You fucking, FUCKING idiot. C02 heats up the atmosphere. It's proven. It can be repeated in a lab. KYS. Seriously humanity would be so much better off without you denier retards.

>>12615570

>>12615570
CO2 does heat up the atmosphere, but its part of the natural cycle. what do you think plants consume

The entire global system cannot be "repeated" in a lab; there are too many factors. It's all computer model based, and even then they don't have enough inputs to be accurate

>>12615448
>>12615450
>People that are scientifically literate are all Jews!!!

If this is the only reasoning 4chan has to offer it's no wonder Jews dominate the planet. I'm 100% Anglo-saxon but the pure retardation constantly exuded by normies (that means you and all of 4chan) is baffling.

Climate change is happening.

It is driven by human activity.

The human race is facing it's greatest challenge in it's existence.

And you fucking retards are jacking off to cartoons and can't even read a basic science paper. This is why our race and our species are doomed. You're just too fucking dumb to realize it.

>>12615477
>>12615504
You two are so fucking low IQ you can't even differentiate greenhouse gases and pollutants.

Carbon traps heat you fucking idiot. That's indisputable scientific fact.

>>12615659

>>12615570

CO2 is not a pollutant, just like oxygen itself is not a pollutant. Do these things interact with the overall ecosphere of the earth? Sure, but CO2 will not cause catastrophic global warming.

Now, go get a Bible and start harrassing people about how 'the end of the world is nigh' and we have to submit to you and your belief system. At least that will lessen the amount of harm done by your doom mongering, politically power grabbing nonsense.. Though of course you are probably just a useful idiot.

>>12615650
>Releasing countless millions of tons of carbon trapped under the earths crust into the atmosphere is part of the natural cycle.

This is really how smart you are. Do you realize your cognitive limitations?

>>12615659
>The human race is facing it's greatest challenge in it's existence.
says the media? which media is that?

>>12615650
No it isn't it's because we've been burning fossil fuels. When you burn anything carbon is emitted. We emit billions of tons every year. You've retarded yourself because you can't allow yourself to "believe" anything leftists understand.
Wake the fuck up. C02 warms air. It's an easy lab experiment. This isn't even an argument anymore.

>>12615690
Say it with me:

CARBON TRAPS HEAT. THIS IS INDISPUTABLE SCIENTIFIC FACT AND CAN BE DEMONSTRATED ENDLESSLY IN A LAB.

If you morons hate Jews so much stop fucking shilling for the Jew energy companies you absolute fucking idiot.

>>12615692
>>Releasing countless millions of tons of carbon trapped under the earths crust into the atmosphere is part of the natural cycle.
what are volcanoes

>>12615705
>C02 warms air.
incorrect. it traps heat. good reading, mummy must be proud

>>12615664

And the world is going to end in 2030 Ocasio.. Just like it was in the 2000's. The catastrophic manmade global warming theory is a political tool.

>>12615699
Says the science you fucking idiot. Have you ever opened a science journal in your life? Ever? Just once? Do you pass the 7th grade? No?

Well keep shilling for Shekelberg Oil and Nosenstein Energy I guess.

The fucking diagram in the OP is from an article that explains how it is caused by climate change. That is how dumb you cunts are.

>>12615722
who funded the studies. ever done that research?
how long did people yell about fat in diets until it was later shown that was a fraud study paid for by the sugar industry

open your eyes. follow the money

>>12615710
>Cites volcanic carbon emissions without even bothering to look up how much it is

You absolute fucking idiot.

but back to this...

>>12615722
>>Releasing countless millions of tons of carbon trapped under the earths crust into the atmosphere is part of the natural cycle.
what are volcanoes?

>>12615744
The money is with the fossil fuel industry who fund the lies you've swallowed. Climate science funding is miniscule in comparison. Fuck me what is wrong with you?

>>12615708

Say it with me

CLIMATEGATE

THE MODELS HAVE BEEN PROVEN FALSE/EXAGGERATED CONSISTENTLY

>>12615752
my point is you literally described the process i was talking about moron, and laughed like it was a joke

>>Releasing countless millions of tons of carbon trapped under the earths crust into the atmosphere is part of the natural cycle.

duhhhhhhhhh

>>12615721
The world isn't going to end and climate change isn't the only ecological disaster we're facing.

The great barrier reef is dead.

Ocean fisheries will be collapsed by mid century. 20% of the world's protein will be gone. Ground water is being polluted beyond repair. The rainforests are being cut down for cattle.

The planet isn't going to blow up you moron. We are looking at the collapse of modern civilization. Humans will go on, living in hell.

>>12615760
when was the last time it was shown that the data was being fudged by climate scientists? if its so correct, why lie?

open your eyes

>>12615721

i have a family member that actually believes this. he's becoming depressed because he thinks global warming is going to destroy humanity and the earth in a few years. there's nothing you can do, it is a religion to some.

>>12615755
Volcanoes are nothing compared to emissions from fossils fuels.

Stop driving.

>>12615744
>He thinks two meat industry funded studies completely vindicated fats

Sorry brainlet. Fats still cause diabetes heart disease and cancer. All the world health authorities, studies and experts unequivocally agree. Everyone peddling pro fat narratives are quacks on YouTube trying to sell you keto supplements.

>He isn't even aware that the multi trillion dollars global meat industry routinely funds shit studies

>>12615784
not saying they are, but volcanoes are literally "Releasing countless millions of tons of carbon trapped under the earths crust into the atmosphere is part of the natural cycle" like brainlet was spouting as some sort of comeback

LITERALLY "Releasing countless millions of tons of carbon trapped under the earths crust into the atmosphere is part of the natural cycle."

>>12615770

You are a fucking retard acting shocked at the fact that the earth changes.

>>12615776
It has never been. Climate gate was noting. It was a bullshit story over nothing. Remember: you're denying science because of your political ideology. You're stupid.

>>12615752
Ahahahahahahahhaha.

Your argument just got completely btfo'd and you can't even acknowledge it.

>Muh volcanoes

Ahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahah

>>12615782

Such is the nature with those that have been subverted.

>>12615434
Man-made climate change is a hoax whereas the climate changing naturally does happen. Humans make such a small impact on climate change that it's completely pointless to worry about it. People just drum up a big shitstorm to raise money in order to line their pockets

>>12615802
you are lost to media bud. tune back into CNN, tune out of reality, eat it all up.

then bend over and accept the climate tax like a good goy

>>12615810
It's unbelievable how scientifically illiterate the general population is. They're so easy to con.

>>12615807
Here's the actual chart

>>12615826
>Climate gate was noting.
says this guy

nothing to see here, we just HAD to change the data. its still totally true guys, please dont take our funding

>>12615807
See how your chart cuts off at 1900 to avoid the bit you don't like? Fucking retard.

>>12615821
>Everyone who disagrees with me watches CNN

Fuck CNN. Fuck the left. And fuck YOU you fucking faggot science denier. Our planet is in crisis mode and you're asleep at the wheel.

I study this shit for a living. I'm in my second year of law school emphasizing environmental law. I'm knee deep in the resewrch, living and breathing this shit. Youre a fucking NEET nobody nothing loser that couldn't give a shit if the planet ended anyway. Not everyone hates life. I'm going to be spending my life fighting a multi trillion dollar global empire so that our race, our children and our species have a future, while you die of a heart attack at 60 jacking off to cartoons

>tfw driving a diesel car and removed the filter
>tfw drive around a lot near schools and parks so the normalfags catch some cancer

on foot walking peasants deserve to inhale my dust

>>12615853
Except they didn't. It was nothing. Just a scam piece by a denier James Delingpole who has consistently been wrong, owned in arguments. And he's been funded by energy companies. Imagine being dumb enough to believe it.

>>12615855
so you have made an academic and financial investment in climate science being true, and now you are shilling climate change, im shocked

>>12615842

Did you even read the bottom of my image? Look again. Nice fucking hockey stick graph you Climategate ignorant fool, cook up some more bullshit alarmist graphs.

https://wikileaks.org/wiki/Climatic_Research_Unit_emails,_data,_models,_1996-2009

>>12615855

Who even has the energy to deal with these mongoloids anymore?

>>12615879
https://phys.org/news/2018-11-climate-scientists-wrong.html

oops we did it again. PLS DONT PULL OUR FUNDING

>>12615869
>tfw farting a lot while outside to contribute to global warming

>>12615887
Oh so the hottest years on record haven't all occurred in the last decade? Oh wait, they all have. Your chart is denier bullshit.

>>12615880
you deniers sure are retarded huh

>>12615854
>cuts off at 1900

Why are you normies even here? Just got into crypto in the 2017 bullrun I bet, lost money also I presume. You are not our people. You have no mind.

>>12615855
>emphasizing environmental law

Fuck off you nazi.

>>12615812
What an arrogant cunt!
Look up 'climate gate'

Then
>MUH LAB STUDIES

https://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/coolingthermosphere.html
Read that link you cunt! You can find the complete release as your SO smart!
TL;DR Co2 has a thermogenicly cooling effect when hit with solar radiation!

Now apologise!

>>12615899
Oh look, one bullshit article. Guess the laws of physics are wrong then!
Remember: you ignore science because of your retarded politics.

>>12615904
>Oh so the hottest years on record haven't all occurred in the last decade?

I am literally crying.

>>12615880
I have made this investment so that I can leave the world a better place than when I came into it. So that my life can have purpose and meaning. If I wanted to cash out I would be studying intellectual property law, criminal law, corporate law. But I'm not. I'm going 100k into debt to go into a field of law that doesn't pay as well so that our species can have a better shot at survival while you NEET all day and leech off society.

>>12615908
Still doesn't include the last few decades, which is where the hearing has set in. It's still bullshit. Just look at the temperature records. Are you scared?

>>12615905
If i had a job in the sugar industry, but came here telling you how my side was right, and everything else is FUD. what would you say?

how about tobacco?
alcohol?
guns?
fossil fuels?
climate science?

vested interest is vested interest. it will find bias, even if you think its "right"

>>12615920
They have though. It's a fact. Just Google hottest years on record. Why do you deny physical reality? Are you so scared you can't handle it?

>>12615855

>>12615434
Even if anthropomorphic climate change is real, the so called “solutions” to solve it are fucking laughable as they merely incentivize business as usual with no technological advancement whatsoever because the 90 corporations responsible for 2/3 of all man made CO2 emissions will just offset their carbon taxes with gains from speculating on carbon credit derivatives, thus not reducing their footprint what-so-fucking-ever.

The Clinate Change hoax is a hoax because the solution (a financial instrument) is a farce.

It’s a really dishonest way to milk 7billion people who collectively contribute 1/3 to total global pollution.

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/08/just-90-companies-are-blame-most-climate-change-carbon-accountant-says

>thinks C02 doesn't warm the atmosphere because sugar

>>12615418
You'd have to be a royal fucking idiot to believe in climate change right at this moment in time. For the last 19 years there have been no increase in the earths average temperature.
What is good is that there are scientists finally coming out and talking about how this is complete and utter garbage.
Go here biz http://www.petitionproject.org/gw_article/Review_Article_HTML.php?fbclid=IwAR3FDPFcFUQs1YV8S_DF6a5w9gi5xlX4aM05rIneIO_dHWNcLvB5tu8_2es

>>12615855
>our planet is in crisis mode and you are asleep at the wheel
Yikes

>>12615957
>>12615936

'You can shove your hockey stick graphs up your arse

You can shove your hockey stick graphs up your arse

You can shove your hockey stick graphs

Shove your hockey stick graphs

Shove your hockey stick graphs up your arse'

Man 4chan sure is a shithole most of the time..