/biz/ - Business & Finance

if you dont dislike your job why do you do it

>>12588166

Thats a good question.

I like my job, but there is not enough pressure.

Time goes faster when I have more work to do. If I cant find more work to do, I just reduce my time available.

So I shit on company time

Cmon guys

Does nobody wagecuck here or something?

Sometimes I go do site visits and just chill around for hours seeing the sites and enjoying the weather. Not bludging, but taking longer than necessary. Its fantastic, and I know everyone else does it too.

>>12588226

I take long shits, browse dating sites to look at local thots, do online shopping, etc.

I'd say I do a total of approximately 4 hours of actual work per week if im bh

>>12588141

>Taking a shit at work

>Walking around with a greasy asshole for the rest of the day and leaving skid marks on your briefs

Absolutely subhuman.

>>12588629

What I do is take a paper towel and fold it in such a way that there's a bulb at the one end which I stick between my thighs. The end that tapers down I fold back to extend into my asshole which keeps everything quite dry, thank you.

>>12588141

Another thing I enjoy doing is taking lunch around the time I have to go do other things. This way you can easily tack on another half to full hour while being out in the field and looking productive

>>12588141
I make £8 an hour and spent unironically 50% of the time shitposting on/biz/ or 4chan in general its so fucking easy.

I work 10 hours a day and one hour of that is actual work. I take 2 hour lunch breaks every day

>>12588141
FORCED SHIT MEME

>tfw taking a shit right now
>tfw went running for 45 minutes on lunch break
>tfw took a long hot shower
>tfw ate lunch browsing 4chins
I still haven't done anything productive today, litteraly waiting for a coworker to rewrite some code.

>>12588226
>wagecucking
I work from home, pretty much whenever I want. Earnings are moderate, but nothing beats being able to say fuck it and go for a quick fap or nap.

>>12588740
Are you implying I can't fap or nap in my office ?

>>12588752
I dare you faggot.

Take long breaks in my state vehicle

>>12588784
Fap in the office bathroom all the time. It destresses.

>>12588784
Done

>>12588828
My nigga

>>12588166
I just took an extension of my contract even if it's not my field nor something that interests me while I find something that's both simply because employers would rather see youre not a NEET. As soon as I get a gig I'm outta here.

>>12588141
Good thread idea OP.

I use scheduled emails. So it looks like i'm working later than I am. People here think I actually work some more when I get home topkek!

Super discreet grazing on the job (restaurant)

>>12588141
I used to take even three shits in one day in this shitty warehouse bluecollar job. I tried to make it extra stinky in case they looked for me in the bathroom, to have an alliby. I used to step up on the toilet and look trhu the window into the sun on the horizon, wishing for better days, and leave behind the days of darkness and slavery.

We have no clock out system and my lunch is paid so sometimes I'll take a 90 minute lunch just for a laugh. I'll go walk around town and talk on the phone. I've been doing it for years and never got caught.

>>12589028
This guy knows lmao. For all you NEET fucks working in the office, when you're on the brink of homelessness, you'll never go hungry working in a restaurant. Unless you're a server.

>>12589028
>>12589066
I would think restaurants would be cool with people fixing themself something around 5 before it gets busy? I mean it's not like food costs is what makes a restaurant expensive, provided you aren't fixing yourself steaks.

>>12589066
My meal at work costs 3€. It's ok, I don't need to steal.

>>12588629
You're supposed to wipe your ass after taking a shit, that's what the paper by the toilet is for. You're welcome.

>>12589066
>NEET fucks working
>NEETs working

based 80IQ brainlet rightfully working at a restaurant