/biz/ - Business & Finance

I've been making the damn threads so a tripfag doesn't and breach my filtration systems.
Why won;t they die

stop impersonating me you fucks

IF YOU KEEP IMPERSONATING ME I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF

Niggers tongue my anus

Earnings miss week continues...

>>12583492
Do it faggot

>anons say stock market up tomorrow the night before
>it's up!
>anons say stock market down tomorrow the night before
>it's down!
Should I just listen to what /smg/ recommends?

>>12583492
BAG yuriself

>>12583517
Yes but do the opposite

>>12583516
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOI FUCK YOU FUCK YOU HOW DID YOU GET MY TRIP CODE?!???

FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Damn after hours were good to me

>>12583517
yes

>>12583498

Also futures are mild red with the Nasdaq leading the pack at -0.21%.

Also also, in potential dip buying/knife catching news, natty gas is dry humping its lower rising trend line at $2.89. Looking to start averaging in to a swing on that tomorrow if it holds this price through the evening.

first for getting stabbed over and over everytime you sleep

>>12583517
people have been saying that based on futures

cnbc.com/pre-markets

>>12583600
Is rkg causing you electrical infetterence for your optimistic outlook on market trends?

>>12583624
Im still GoldenBulle, but Im literally getting stabbed and gutted in my dreams. It hurts really bad, and I know this is 100% her fault

>>12583655
>guro having an effect on your dreams

how normie do you have to be

>>12583600
Now you know small fraction of me pain

>>12583655
what having nightmares? :) damn that rkg!

>>12583667
well, Ive been watching gore since before you were in middle school, but never dream of it until recently

>>12583684
>tfw slept on my arm wrong last night and now it hurts

I bet you did this you lupus fuck

>>12583617
futures trade usually very thin volume, only times of panic they become slightly more powerful. not too much predictive power there

I am typically impressed with the /smg/ OP's but the last three have been absolute SHIT.

>>12583770
Back in December it was mostly worthless but it's been good in January.

>he didn't buy weed stocks

Pic related everyone who didn't buy weed stocks

>>12583782
that is because lack of tripcodes :))

>>12583794
>back in december
over a year ago nasdaq was -3% in futures and ended green the next day lmao

These threads are pure garbage now

>>12583617
If people know the future of the stock market then how do people lose money?

>>12583839
make them better then, bitch.

There is an idea of a reluctant kneepad girl, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

>>12583863
the people that know make money off the people who dont know
since you know you're one of us now :)

>>12583863
buy LCI

>>12583839
buy LCI

>>12583894
fuck you stop taking up so much space. if you're gonna shill it, at least copypasta some reason for why one should buy it, or link to something that does.

>>12583921
how new are you? serious question.

>>12583470
Im planning on investing 1000 bucks of my student loans. What is the most ridiculous crazy stupid stock that I should blow my meager load in?

Where's the bottom. December lows? Feels alot like October.

>>12583945
LCI.

>>12583921
there are 3 reasons to buy LCI

1. capital share structure is good
2. there will be a short squeeze by 2020

>>12583945
all in weekly atm spy puts

who here p2p investors?

Looking to get 5k in on p2p investing - Any services stand out above the rest for you guys?

>>12583921
It's the best stock in the market right now.

>>12583934
I'm a newfag when it comes to reading /smg/ every day. Only started some 3 weeks ago.
Which is why the incessant low tier shilling of LCI with no information that is tantamount to the "buy or stay poor xD" posts in crypto threads are so annoying. They are just noise.

Deserve the space you take by being informative or entertaining.

GODDAM JOB APPLICATIONS FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>12584042
oh snap fake LCIGuy called the fuck out

>>12584061
fucking based
what company is this? I'd like to buy some shares

Can someone explain to me why MNGA is up 22%?

>>12584115
https://globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/01/28/1706316/0/en/City-of-San-Diego-Adopts-MagneGas-Metal-Cutting-Fuel.html

>>12584061
lol. the real reason is that they don't want employees who take smoking breaks, for social and perceived productivity reasons. they probably also just hate whatever personality they think smokers have due to prejudice to the point that they blanket exclude your asses

if you're not an addict, then just answer no and quit smoking, bitch

>>12584042
You know how many times i've written out reasons of why LCI is good stock just to get endless "filtered" replies??

It's a good stock thats extremely undervalued and over shorted! The shorts haven't been covering.. if we get into double digits before they start covering LCI could potentially go to $30

>was about to buy nvidia stock
thank fuck anons told me to hold off until the earnings call. it saved my ass from that dumpster fire

>>12584120
Did I miss the shuttle? I bought in at .16 a few weeks ago and sold at .20 last week. Where is the magneshill? SOMEONE HELP ME!

>>12584138
filtered

>>12584061
Dope. Can't wait to stop hiring trans because suicide is bad for your health.

>make my bi-weekly Roth IRA contribution today

name a more based investment

>>12584166
LCI

>>12584123
I don't smoke, I like to drip nicotine salt e-liquid under my tongue for the nicotine. In my experience it's a potent nootropic, makes my memory better and may or may not correlate to a reduced risk of neurodegenerative diseases. I already checked no and submitted it, guess we'll see if they drug test me.

>>12583871
Is RKG unironically Lain? Also bear confirmed.

>>12584138
I will buy LCI anon and if I lose all my money I will kill myself

>>12584138
That's interesting. Where do you see data on how well covered the shorts are?

Do you have hint or some searchable keyword to start me off in regards to what exactly LCI has going for it fundamentals wise that justify a much higher valuation?
>You know how many times i've written out reasons of why LCI is good stock just to get endless "filtered" replies??
I'd have appreciated those. I understand that other people would be tired if you write them often. That people shit on you when you are informative is no excuse for mentioning LCI a lot without being either informative or entertaining, however.

So, you have my attention. What is so special about LCI as a company (rather than just as a stock)? What will drastically improve its profits?
>>12584176
They'd probably see that as something akin to an FDA approved nicotine replacement product, like nicotine gum. I think you're safe and kinda correct in answering no, even if you do end up telling them.

>down .54%
JUST

>>12584216
>below 200k
NO NO NO NO NO

>>12584199
They've been launching new products all last year that will bring in more revenue. They've been signing new distribution agreements that will bring in more revenue. They've been cutting expenses which will help improve their cash flow. Their long term debt isn't due till 2022 and they've been paying that off early. Their short term debt is covered till end of 2019. Shorts have been betting on the debt to drive them under but they've been making vast improvements to their balance sheet and cashflow which will slowly start to show in the next few quarters.

They also have another 12-17 drug launches coming before the end of fiscal year 2019 those will also bring in more revenue on top of the huge arsenal of product they already have.

85% institutional ownership and over 50% of the float is short.. new filing out today of another institution buying in

https://www.bamsec.com/filing/114420419003147?cik=57725

Guy Gentile has a huge stake in LCI as well and is very confident in LCI future performance.. heres his theorys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi313ZjiQLo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyvy2f2XNQU

Shorts are fucked and they know it! LCI is sooo undervalued..

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

LCI could easily get to $30 but you have a bunch of mongs in here blind bashing it when they don't even have a position. Look at what big money is doing.. they're buying and holding.....

>>12584330
filtered

>>12584335
LUL

>>12584335
and people wonder why this thread is going to shit....

>>12584343
filtered

anyone in fannie mae or freddie mac?

>>12584356
I don't know fannie or a freddie but I'm def gonna bust in your faggot azz

>>12584330
nice. thank you man. Will research more on my own. if I end up taking up a position and I get significant gains, I will find you and I will thank you.

I bought 1000$ worth of index funds today

How bad did I fuck up

>>12584349
it's just a funnypost fren

>>12584380
>>12584353

>>12583730
X_X
Both of shoulders rotted out from necrosis
Cant sleep on shoulder

Additionally there too much fluid around heart / in lungs for me to sleep laying down

>>12584330
filtered

>>12584369
You bought at the top that's for sure. You'll still be fine if you hold for 30 years but you could have made more money if you used your brain and realized that the government shutdown prevented bad economic data from being released. The bull trap was driven by incomplete data.

>>12584330
The short squeeze is going to be amazing

ABBV AHHHHHH

>>12584397
just get doll shoulder

>>12584461
Ok.

If you're the fag always coming in asking if now's a good time to buy.

I would say yes, now is a great time to buy. It literally feels like stealing right now.

>>12584397
oof, that's rough
I did some quick googling, and it seems like those steroids the doctors had you on contributed to it
hopefully things turn out well for you, seems like you're in a bad situation atm

on the bright side, if you reverse image search that picture on google, google will suggest "reluctant kneepad girl"

>>12584477
I'm not the fag but either way it'll find a floor soon

LEH was up another 4% today! Get in here before $200

holy shit trump is extraditing the Huawei CFO, meaning the trade talks failed
trump himself said that if xi would agree to a deal he would alleviate the situation

BUY PUTS NOW

>>12584481
>>12584397
fucking kek

>>12584511
Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

>>12584459
My market value in LCI is currently 8132 buckaroos.

And the squeeze has not even come.

>>12584564
If every long holds their shares up at $100 the stock will go to $100.. but.. every single long has to hold it there.. they can't sell in between...

Asia getting BTFO

is 28 too young to start getting nose hairs

because i have a giant nose hair

>>12584511
>trump himself said that if xi would agree to a deal he would alleviate the situation

citation needed

>>12584616
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/11/politics/trump-china-huawei-cfo/index.html

>>12584592
cut it off!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwTLfZGbYzU

>>12584616
>>12584624
Trump can't really do shit, by calling for extradition he roped in the Canadian judicial system. He can't just say "oh nvm", governments aren't going to set a precedent where extradition is just used as a flippant bargaining chip. He fucked up by setting this thing into motion.

Are ratsu and RKG the power couple of this thread?

>>12584643
>governments aren't going to set a precedent where extradition is just used as a flippant bargaining chip
lol
it already do be like that though

>>12584624
>He continued, "If I think it's good for what will be certainly the largest trade deal ever made -- which is a very important thing -- what's good for national security -- I would certainly intervene if I thought it was necessary."

he said he could if it would help, not that he definitely would in exchange for a trade deal
there could be any number of reasons why that person is getting extradited, it isn't a necessary conclusion that the trade deals failed because it's happening

>>12584591
Japan is getting BTFO, which may be partly because of this
China is only slightly red

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/26/asia/south-korea-japan-spat-intl/index.html

>>12584668
for someone small like Assange, sure
for an economic superpower like China? no, Canada isn't going to just do whatever the US wants, especially with how shit Trump has deteriorated the relationship over the last few years

>>12584655
d-did you just say...
with my Enemy? Disgusting

>>12584655
For all time really. As ratsy correctly anticipates the logarithmic acceleration of technocapital into the 2050's and becomes the first dividend trillionaire he'll be drawn into neo-kismesis with rkg. She's already undergoing her journey through the great divide between XXY-codified wetware into the cystic gender-antipodal "Vampiros-Lesbos" semiconscious. She's gonna turn into a bunch of frog eggs that swim at the back of peoples minds basically. This is a big part of the flaming butterfly and project Foehammer.

>>12584707
> Canada isn't going to just do whatever the US wants
but it already do be like that though

The whole huawei muhspy chyna meme is completely unfounded, there is no proof whatsoever, and competitors like cisco have been found to have NSA backdoors, yet almost all western countries are fucking over the plans and bottom line of their telecom providers by either forcing or pressuring them to drop their 5G buildouts with Huawei's equipment, which is objectively the only stack that is completely ready and also the most cost effective and mass suppliable one.

>>12584698
ugh
this article is such a blackpill

this is why I hate people that hate the US, they have no idea how good things are, how important the US is to preventing global war and how precarious that position is
they have no idea how bad things can get and how quickly

>>12584733
>huawei muhspy chyna meme is completely unfounded
fucking lol

>>12583371
What do you value the stock at?

>>12584734
i agree

the same people who say that are the ones who say white people are evil

fucking retarded cucks. if niggers or spics or muslims were as smart and powerful as whites, they would have genocided us a long time ago. i wish whites would have completely wiped the niggers out in africa when they were colonizing, imagine how great the world would be right now

also imagine if we didn't eradicate the indians with germs and they were like 50% of the US population how fucked the world would be with those low IQ degenerates everywhere.

>>12584733
whether the charges are unfounded or not doesn't matter, the fact of the matter is that a formal extradition trial is under way and Trump can't undo that no matter what, it's up to Canada's legal system now. If it's unfounded, they'll release Meng

>>12584748
>fucking lol
the answer of someone afraid to even look for proof because you know there's even less of it than for assad gassing his own people for literally no reason

>>12584770
wow so redpilled epic i love how you just regurgitate russian propaganda talking points that proves how unique and special your opinions are

>>12584707

Trump isn't really running the USA though. He has nominal power but can't exercise it due to the courts.

>>12584781
>the retard shilling some random shit stock and not SQQQuading up also watches CNN and other boomer media for information
>He can’t mossad the Assad

I have a whole spread of cannabis stocks -- it's going to moon. Cannopy Growth had it's target price increased by 50%. The market is massive and any company that has infrastructure in the US when legalization *eventually* arrives will explode.

>>12584810
CRON and WEED will do very nicely as long-term investments. WEED might be able to hit ~1000 a share in 2030.

>>12584768
>If it's unfounded, they'll release Meng
The casus belli on Meng being detained isn't about any supposed security problems, but rather about Huawei doing business with targets of US sanctions.

If the USA tells them via backchannels to reach the conclusion that she shouldn't be extradited, Canada's officials involved in the case will be instructed to declare that she shouldn't be extradited by people in Canada who have the power to squash their careers. Otherwise, they will instruct them to declare that she will be extradited.
>>12584781
I work in the nordic telecom industry and my bosses are fucking pissed about the political huawei bullshit. It will set us back very far in our plans and potentially cost us billions. You have zero clue about how the world works and deep down you know it.

>>12584714
>>12584715
:3 in the end they'll end up having children and create a new super race of humanity

>>12584814
Yeah I nearly crapped when CRON went up 17% today. Stop less, set.

I also Aurora which is the largest net producer worldwide and Innovative Industrial Properties which manages cannabis related real estate(up 110% year on year).

>>12584839
You don't know how it works. China's modus operandi is antithetical to the West and it's principles. They're hyper totalitarians and willing to slowly bleed the west dry to enrich themselves.

>>12584839
that's funny because my dad works for a chinese propaganda company and he says everything you said is true :^)

>>12584873
>>12584839
Why do you think it took so long for the chinese to crack down on fentinil?

1. it was being sent to America
2. it made them boat loads of USD

>>12583871
I certainly feel fucking cursed whenever I read your posts

>>12584397
I honestly have no idea how you're still alive.

>>12584977
She's unironically kept alive by chaos magic. I forget the term, but this thread is continuing to meme her into existence
>he actually believes this

>>12584761
>fucking idiots don't they know niggers and spics are the REAL evil
don't make me regret defending white people when talking with my sisters.

Your fantasies about destroying this "subhuman other" are the greatest argument against any inherit white intelligence.

>>12585011
Without white people this world is a gigantic shithole.

And if tribal politics is the future than white people can embrace their tribe as much as any other.

The progressive left is next level retarded. They awoke the right and it's not going back to bed any time soon.

Surprised natural gas didn't rise some with cold snap.

>>12585011
The white working-to-middle class is one of the most vulnerable classes of people in neoshitlib America it makes sense that they're defensive.

>>12585011
fuck off jew faggot, nice try trying to subvert me but we are waking up. glad to hear your sisters are getting blacked, they'll hang right next to the niggers on the day of the rope.

any of you guys watch billions?

>>12584061

Lie and then sue for discrimination when they get uppitty about you taking smoke breaks.

>>12585041
You're playing a very funny game with counterfactuals.

In fact, in doing this game of inflated superiority you're actually selling yourself short. Europe was a backwater, an absolute shithole compared to the rest of the world before 1500, it's come back was perhaps the most momentous in history. That was a real accomplishment.

>And if tribal politics is the future than white people can embrace their tribe as much as any other.
To the extent tribal politics are the future it's to the detriment of all humanity.

>They awoke the right and it's not going back to bed any time soon.
There is no end to the back and forth of blame you can make her. Black, brown people, women, whatever minority group you're thinking of, only organized because they were confronted with systems that were prejudiced against them. There is no primordial epoch where all of this was in perfect justice, that's a fantasy.

You want politics to be genuinely liberating, you focus on the struggle of the majority class versus the elites. It's that simple. We can quibble about cakes and affirmative action later.

>>12585063
I don't disagree. But there's always a casual explanation for irrationality, it doesn't make the thinking more rational. What will help both the white working class and the rest of the working class is thinking of themselves as a class, rather than whatever subgroup works best to divide them.

>>12585126
In case the subtext was lost on you, I'm a spic, mestizo. capiche? I told them they shouldn't make fun of white people all the time.

>>12585176
>sue for discrimination

"tobacco smoker" isn't a legally protected group

>>12584061
But weed and booze is okay lmao
>>12584115
Smg buy out

>>12585188
Anon just tell them you're cuban.

>>12584589
>If every long holds their shares up at $100 the stock will go to $100.. but.. every single long has to hold it there.. they can't sell in between...

There is a small cap dude weed outfit that attempted something like this last year. Namaste Technologies. The CEO proposed a "pledge" whereby shareholders of record from date A to date B, I think it was a term of a couple months, who did not sell any shares in that time would be invited to attend a party thrown by the company in appreciation and good feels. I'll leave you to guess what happened...

GALT

>>12585182
The white working class is encircled by people with knives and the only you're giving to them is "put your sword down and we won't hurt you. Maybe." Why is it always the onus of white people to defuse the situation when tribalism happens? Especially the lower and middle classes who have the least power over the situation but often take the majority of the blame?

>>12585235
>I'll leave you to guess what happened...
some assholes sold before the agreed price and time because this is wallstreet and people are assholes

>>12583804
cgc closing 50 feels good

>mfw i own 200$'s worth of PCG puts
tomorrow gon be a good day lads

>>12585252
>some assholes sold

It was a good deal more than "some". It was a running joke about Namaste for the whole summer 2018. Stock was bearish for the majority of that period.

>>12585269
let me tell you about VALE puts

>>12585272
the trick is to set a limit on your shares. Make sure it's not on margin and tell your broker not to lend the shares out.. I'm guessing that the company you are talking about didn't have over 50% short and they were probably diluting on newbs the whole time.

>>12585182
>Im a mezitizo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa8kBXEvLkM

9:27
thats all I can think lmao

>>12585283
I know bro, missed that train and feeling that FOMO

>>12585303
there's still time, it'll drop at least 20% more when the brazil gov comes with fines

>>12585251
Look that same argument is what I hear from minority activists. They feel like they're encircled by people with uniforms and guns. Everyone thinks they're a victim and I'm frankly not interested in litigating out who is or isn't here.

There probably won't be some perfectly happy solution here, there likely won't be some kumbaya moment. That said, it's a matter of prioritizing conflicts. You prioritize class conflict, we're all better off.

Jimmy Dore makes the same point about power all the time, and there's a reason why Bernie Sanders didn't blame white voters for not voting for Andrew Gillum. Some people realize this, and you shouldn't forget.

>>12585299
Chinese used to have quite a few ethnic groups until the central state under numerous regimes homognized things. Mestizo literally just means mixed though, no idea what tribes or whatever bullshit I am. Might actually be Yaqui, who knows, sounds like something grandmother might have said.

>>12585326
>check options
>dirt cheap
>refresh broker
>climbed literally 40 cents
WHY

>>12585329
The solution is for shitskins to get out of European countries and go back to their own countries. They are the problem. They're like the Californians ruining Arizona and Colorado. They flee their host after it's completely destroyed and then contaminate other areas that are thriving and spread their cancer.

There wouldn't be any racism if they didn't come to white countries, shit it up by being dirty, poor, obnoxious, and/or criminals, and then play the victim card like they're owed something.

>>12585377
>They are the problem.
>There wouldn't be any racism if they didn't come to white countries
You are a very naive person.

>>12585329
There's always the Nation of Islam + KKK solution. I.E. White nationalists + black nationalists + other forms of nationalists decide to all fuck off to their own countries and then solve their problems once that's done.

>>12584481
>>on the bright side, if you reverse image search that picture on google, google will suggest "reluctant kneepad girl"

>he doesnt know.....

>>12585397
could you for once not turn this thread into some type of political discussion?? fucking shit man theres a whole fucking board for just that...

>>12585417

EBOLA CHAN A CUTE

>>12585408
As someone who tends to live in mixed neighborhoods, I'd prefer not to live with that solution.

>>12585422
I'm not the one who starts it, not my fault everyone else has such wrong opinions.

>>12585442
Even Marx spoke against multiracialism as it would cause unnecessary distraction from communist goals.

>>12585469
Marx was generally for universal struggles, but he also supported a national right to self determination. There are many potential ways to square that circle, but needless to say, this becomes difficult in cases like the US, where people of all kinds of races identify first and foremost as americans.

>>12585182
Tribal politics is what the left chose to teach in universities for the last few decades. At first, a small blip among academics. Now the dominant viewpoint. It is the left that planted this bullshit and its exactly why I abandoned it.

To the extent that minorities feel aggrieved, thats because they've been told they are. Its not factual, even they know it, but they chose to use it as a political wedge. Now we all get to reap the rewards of zero trust.

You threw your lot in with people that think a white kid smirking is evidence of white supremacy and misogyny. Good luck. You'll need it.

>>12585516
Whether it's left liberalism or right liberalism, what's being taught in most academies is to perpetuate the capitalism. The acclimatizing for minorities was done to subdue their own critiques of the system.

Minorities do have real grievances, just as the white working class has real grievances. This is pretty obvious, the prison and justice system do disproportionately hurt minority communities, for example. Everyone can have a real bone to pick, even if they use those as the basis for rhetorical and political excess.

>You threw your lot in with people that think a white kid smirking is evidence of white supremacy and misogyny.
I haven't thrown my lot in with anyone. I was totally opposed to these kind of attitudes in the socialist org I was formerly a part of and I was kicked out for. My consolation is, however, that communism does not require communists. The ideological, political and economic hegemony that will come about from a new system can just as easily operate as our current one in the sense that all races and classes are forced to operate in it. People forget that in the social democratic period, for example, even the right wing parties upheld the order.

>>12585491
I view it as an opportunity rather than an inevitability. This whole thing is going to come crashing down eventually. What better time to change things up?

>>12585584
forgot vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLEj7AKJkuM

>>12585428
Energy to Ebola chan!
\o/

>>12585584
Imagine taking this thread so sheeP seriously you'll post walls of text no one wants

>>12584814
What do you think about HEMP? Im worried they are gonna keep diluting shares

>>12585584
Your actually quite well spoken when you cut out all the superflous words and shit. You should probably revise "communism doesn't require communists," however.

>>12585603
You call that walls of text? You underestimate my autism level. I've literally written essay worth of replies of polemics against leftcoms when I was on /leftypol/ back in the day.

>>12585623
The left can't meme, but it certainly loves to put out unnecessary shit

>>12585674
It's a little well reported fact that no one in politics can meme, go on /pol/ right now and tell me with a straight face they are the masters of internet comedy.

>>12585747
/pol/ hasn't been the same since the fucking 2016 election. The amount of bots and shilling have been so terrible that the /mlpol/ merger was a blessing in disguise because it made the bots subsist for a single day.

>>12585747
/pol/ still got the old magic. You lefty pol faggots have your head stuck up your ass

So, J&J snack corp makes like Icee, Churro, fruit bars, and others for the ice cream truck, but who is the company that maks like those Spongebob and Cookie monster shaped ice cream bars?

>>12585774
first thread on the front page right now. Absolutely pathetic.

>>12585747
Ancap memes are hilarious and radical centrists content is kino
Also amerimutts are a good international meme

>>12585814
You honestly expect them to make 10/10 jokes on every post? You probably don't even find the actual jokes on there funny because of your mental condition

>>12585011
If you ever worked with black, brown people, you would agree that other races besides white are trash.

>>12585804
Blue Bunny makes most of them. They're family owned and privately held though.

>>12585814
>>12585827
You go through the threads almost all of it is petty moralizing. Or "TRUMP ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!111!".

For comparison I went to the /leftypol/ front page, keked three times.

>>12585857
i worked with them all the time at my last job.

>>12585879
>communism is inherently anti-imperialist
Isn't there a form of communism that believes communism can't work until all countries are communist?

>>12585865
yeah I just took the ice cream pill
unilever Popsicle owns the spongebob, blue bunny owns the sonic

and Haagen Daz appears to be both owned by General Mills and Nestle at the same time

>>12585819
Ironic, considering that meme format came from /leftypol/

>>12585902
Yeah, plenty. Trotskyism is the big one that comes to mind.

>>>>>>/pol/
>>>>>>>/pol/
>>>>>>>>/pol/

>>12585916
Which specific meme format?

>>12585916
Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and again

>>12585930
/pol/ and /leftypol/ claim every meme in existence

>>12585909
The spongebob ones were disgusting though. The Batman/Sonic/Turtles were where it was at.

Unilver is a good ice cream play. Nestle too. Kroger actually has a lot of their own ice cream plants as well and a pretty large operation.

>>12585909

I want an icecream sammich now.

>>12585922
I can only point out how many of these strategies are vulgar gambling so many times.

>>12585930
Nazbol gang. This is would later go on to inspire gang weed.

>>12585983
I think in the disposable world of meme formats credit should go to whoever truly popularizes a format.
"OBAMA IS GONE!" popularized crab meme for example.

Anybody wanna go to Tijuana with me and document the whole caravan crisis? I think I have someone that can help distribute it and make us some money. While we're there we'll bang a bunch of hookers and do drugs.

>>12585909
One romanian flag colored snowcone please! Those are the ones with the frozen gum ball right?
>>12585983
GANG GANG
Fuck the Atlanteans

>>12586018
You gonna shill LCI there too?

>>12585417
>rkg's shoulders rot from corticosteroid induced avascular bone necrosis
>soon after, I sleep on my arm wrong and it causes sharp pain in my deltoid to raise/put weight on my arm past a certain degree

spooky
I hope I don't develop a guro fetish or cancer next

>>12586050
yeah.. when it gets to $30.. i'll go around and tell them to make money quick thats the stock to buy.. but i won't tell them until it hits $30

How do I hate both capitalism and communism? Why can't I just hate both for being shitting faggots that are either trying to ruin society or control the rotting remains of it?

>>12586098
Hehe. Welcome to the radical center, kid

>>12586136
>radical centrist
Is that the fancy word for wishing Hitler won?

>>12586139
>>12586136
so capitalist

>>12586164
Wow almost like fascism = capitalism was a rhetoric trick that Stalin adopted in order to prove the other "truth" Marx predicted, that communism must win.

>>12586139
National Socialism is indeed the correct path and is going to be the way forward.

>>12586174
Or maybe it was something hitler said himself

>>12586192
Oh no. Not private property. Not the most evil of all evils. If only people called private property literally anything else, maybe human sin would go away.

>It's another "/smg/ turning into /pol/-lite after market close" episode again.

>>12586216
sleep snug gwim!

>>12586217
Blame gommie, I dindu nuffin.

>>12586226
I'm actually reading for a class right now.

If communists are so obsessed with capital why do they vehemently defend Jews, who always place themselves in the context of capital?

>>12586139
>>12586164
>he's not an eco-syndicalist
>he's not an anarcho-fash

>>12586258
Ya stalin really defended those jews

>>12586284
Stalin is dead. Jew-defending communists in America aren't dead.

>>12586258
A ton of socialist figures today are harshly critical of Israel and many big time Jewish capitalists. Russian Bolshevism was lowkey a (Sabbatean?) Jewish plot tho

>>12586288
Most american commies want to cut relations with israel.

Ok look, the TIVO stock is doing well, but I relly need to know
What exactly do they still do? It clearly says they dont sell Tivo anymore, so what exactly is thias thing

>>12586330
It looks like now they sell streaming boxes. Looks basically identical to a Roku. It looks like they can still do that stupid pause and record live TV thing, so I guess you can tape Seinfeld reruns too. I remember when I was a kid, I was amazed at that. "Pause live TV? How could they do it???"

>>12586374
hmmm.. the dividend looks thick, and you can watch Nascar, Guess Ill buy one

>>12585619
No I think it's fine. Read that line. It's all right there. Supported by history, in fact.

>>12585619
halt die fresse

>>12585584
whoops wrong (you)

>>12586658
That's a very cute peepo

WARNING: Apple is reporting it's earnings tomorrow after market close. They have already cut their guidance earlier this year. Cut longs - the Christmas rally is over.

>>12586804

>>12586850
>american semis finally dying out
Oh god yes

>in the morning the earnings fairy will have come again
Good night frens, I'll see you in the morning when we're all a little richer

>>12587076
Only if you're short, sweetie. Night night.

Men who defend women unironically need to be killed, for the sake of true scientific progress.

>>12587105

RUH ROH RAGGY

>>12584839
>but rather about Huawei doing business with targets of US sanctions.
It's not even about that directly. It's about Huawei fraudulently misrepresenting those business dealings to US financial institutions.

>>12587194
HOLY FUCKCKCKKCKCKC
SELL SELL SELL ABANDON ALL HOPE

Hey, I've never tried trading stocks before. I opened an account at Interactive Brokers because I want to buy some SLV.
When I try to buy it, I get an "error: the system is unable to complete your request at this time".
Have any of you had this problem? Googling gives nothing.

>>12587194
what will happen to my shares? worthless now?

>>12587220
>fraudulently misrepresenting those business dealings to US financial institutions.
No different from JP Morgan, Hewett Packard, Dell, Boeing Samsung, PSA, Tata, Standard Chartered and many others
Difference being millions in fines but zero arrests were made.
So obviously the US has no high ground to speak off and this whole charade of a kangaroo court is worthy only of a razzie.

Just watching US shills defending is cringeworthy to say the least.
Especially when irony was never their forte

>>12587270
Try customer support. My best guess is that you're trying to trade while the market for whatever is closed.

>>12587554
Yeah, I put up a ticket already.
I tried trading it when the market was open yesterday and still had this same error.

This platform is pretty gay, it's supposed to be serious and all but even before I even made a single order, I already came across many annoying bugs and errors.
Probably designed by some real boomer.

>>12583470
Is InteractiveBrokers a trusted broker?
Is it good for small investments (slowly putting a portion of my wage every month)

>>12586217
/pol/ is a board of peace

>>12587577
td bank is good and a lot of people recommend ameritrade. their think or swim tool is not bad. I reset my password and they emailed me my new one in plain text. they can't be good at everything I suppose...

>>12586018
I'll go, but, we nedd to stop and see a mexican chick fuck a donkey.

I think I found the perfect stock for /smg/

JE

Cheap / small enough to shill and make mega gains if it goes up a bit

10% div for the divvy friens

and best part is the name: Just Energy

>>12588028
just fuck my shit up

>>12588028
>JE
lol

Pg&e did it. An actual moon mission on Commiefornia utilities is about to start. Play your cards right.

>>12587272
They get wiped out but they'll swing back up given enough time. You should be on the lookout for the option to trade them in for a newly listed stock if they issue new shares during restructuring.

How are dual-listed stocks dealt with?
I want to buy from a company that mainly operates on the Hong Kong stock exchange, but Degiro lists it two time: in hong kong, which shows no information and probably can't be bought (in degiro), and in the Frankfurt Stock Exchange.
The price is significantly different from the one listed at hong kong, but they have the same name and ISIN.

I am obviously a newbie, please tell me what I am looking at. Is it a "fake" listing of some kind?

>>12588273
you're trying to play a very roundabout game of forex

3M, Pfizer, Xerox, and Verizon beat earnings expectations

bears on suicide watch

Futures are green thank fuck, took a beating yesterday...

>>12588564
How long will it stay green tho... :^)

>>12588518
Which is the only way too play forex in DEGIRO since it doesn’t do forex

First

Any boomers on here fall for the Pandora meme? The vote on their merger with SiriusXM is today. Really bridges the gap with my old man. Fuck Spotify and fuck millennials.

who here /ready for T/ this afternoon

Whoops I’m a millennial. I meant fuck zoomers.

>Get ATVI at $46/share.
>Goes up yesterday, at Disney drinking at Epcot happy as fuck.
>Get back to work this morning, pull up Schwab account.
>See ATVI back down to $46 in pre market trading

This is going to fuck me isn't it......

>>12588519
Verizon is the only one I follow but their report was terrible to be honest with you. Revenues down and no forecasted growth with 5G rolling out

>>12583542
>>12583516
advanced level samefag

>>12588862
PFE, AOS, WHR, LMT were all bad as well. 3M lowered guidance, but is doing alright. Pendulum is just a retarded zoomer. Futures are green because of Mnuchin's 'trade talks are going well' comment.

tfw shorted AOS/WHR :^)

>>12588519
On closer analysis only Xerox had a good report. Everyone else is missing on revenue and lowering guidance. We will be red by lunch.

Do you own ACB? No? Why not. Quality weed stock from Canada

Lmao where them PCG bears at? Still holding strong over $12, cucks.
You gonna buy some shares to cover your retarded asses and push us even higher or are you gonna get your asses liquidated?

Everyone ready to lose some more money today? God, I fucking LOVE gambling.

>>12588890
he just needs a dicking desu

>>12589016

Based

>>12589094

Can't wait to be the cool wine aunt

im going to swing trading. is this a decent starting strategy for a beginner or am i just a retard pussy faggot?


>set small goal to hit 'x' amount gains for 'time period'
>hit goal
>fucking stop

ZYNE

THE MARKET WANTS LOWER!

>>12589105
This pic is depressing.

BEARS WANT BLOOD!

Anyone else here just get cumblasted by PCG? All inned puts....

>>12589213
Isn't the IV really high?

Anyone got a good swing trade strategy

RIP chipmakers

>>12589213
>shorting the bottom
This is fate you chose.

>>12589153
Beautiful

ATVI

SGMS

Might be a good time to buy into UNG with the cold snap coming.

Welp, im officially short on oil now. Fed is gonna suprise us anyways tomorrow.

>>12589317
I'm also hoping for oil to pull back. Can you explain why you've changed to short, and what it has to do with the Fed?

Why does everyone in here push meme stocks?

>>12589308
Weedfags getting BTFO. "It isn't overvauled" KEK get fucked

>>12589113
You will get ran over if you try to dictate the market your goals. Trade based on opportunities and volatility, not 'goals' and 'time periods'. Otherwise you will get punished by the market long term.

>>12589289
Buy more it's gonna turn around. This is the "build a stack" phase

>>12589336
Well, since i view this pump as overbought, it is bound to come back atleast a little bit. That is good enough in itself for me.

As a potential upside, tomorrow the federal reserve is gonna give info on future rate hikes, and i believe the market might get unpleasantly suprised. This could then possibly cause a huge dump in oil prices like the one we saw at christmas.

>>12589348
Because most people don't have any real money and want to get rich quick off of their $100 just like in crypto.

>>12583470
Is now the time to buy $SQ?

>>12589317

>>12589317
>>12589395
I am a stock market bobo and even I must say shorting Oil is retarded. Cigar nigger is right this time.

>>12589379
Ok thanks. You think it's overbought based on fundamentals? I agree with that. Yeah hopefully Powell puts his foot in his mouth again and everyone sells everything again, would be nice.

>>12589408
>>12589395
im only holding for 2 days, you dont have to try to scare me. starting to think you guys don't want anons to make it. why is beyond me

>>12589467
Oil is notoriously unpredictable. You are gambling.

>>12589467
>starting to think you guys don't want anons to make it
Or I am legit trying to help you from my point of view. What if there are no further hikes? Do not the take the Feds word. They are flaky as fuck. But go ahead, I will cheer you on if you make it.

>>12589416
Powell seems like a tone deaf idiot. Assuming he doesn't secretly want to cause a crash, his last meeting was truly retarded.

>>12589467
>shorting a limited resource that everyone is largely dependent upon in one way or another at the moment
>shorting a limited resource who's only actual viable competitor (nuclear) is fearmongered so hard that it effectively gains a market monopoly
>shorting a limited resource that people literally fight wars over
Yeah, these guys are definitely trying to trick you

Where all the dude weed cultists? LMAO

>>12589494
Every trade is a gamble. Oil may be volatile, but it still has supports and resistance.

Appl is not having a good day based upon the FaceTime news

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxbusiness.com/technology/apple-to-patch-privacy-bug-in-video-calling-feature.amp

Oh no no no no no

>>12589500
The US won't be fighting any wars over crude any time soon, which is basically the short thesis. Shale and fracking is super productive now, the US is a top 3 global producer. This is an increase I. Supply without an increase in demand of similar magnitude.

>>12589522
Fuck Apple and FUCK the boomers like buffet that buy their shit stock and product.

new when

>>12589517
Oil is news driven and you have to trust OPEC. Commodities are a lot different.

>>12589522
Probably going to be worse after earnings at close.

>>12589499
I believe this too, if anything the little worry he had for the market has been taken washed away by the recent recovery (room to fall). In his mind another 10% correction (retest) is OK if the rates can be adjusted in preperation for the longterm.

The resistance in this forum is a sign of something tho... interpret that as you will. Don't listen to me either though, you know?

>>12589536
Only Venezuela and Iran

>>12589515
CRON is holding strong today unlike the others hence why you should BUY BUY BUY

>>12589636
It's down 2% lol

>>12589598
Venezuela isn't about oil, its about entering south america militarily
Iran also isn't about oil its about Isreal

>>12589515
CBIS

>when VALE straight up murders 100 people and goes up 5%
we live in a society

>>12589666

new
>>12589692
>>12589692
>>12589692

newww

>>12589692

Why is there no volume on Robinhood options?

>>12589666
Pretty weak argument, considering you are playing the Devil's advocate

>>12589732
Venezuela's oil is the lowest quality in the world
This is all precursor to the next big natural resource, Lithium which is plentiful in Chile and South America
Obviously some companies such as Exxon and Chevron will benefit from this, but that is private industry, the government's reason for fighting in Venezuela is for power projection

>>12589706
Small bounce after a ~30% drop in value from Monday