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My GF bought me this shirt for my birthday /biz/? Am I gonna make it?

>> No.12513462

>>12513448
Your gf browses /biz/? She’s clearly autistic anon, and you should dump her right now.

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>>12513448
>2019
>gf

Nope.

>> No.12513476

crypto shirts are a bad investment
when sentiment is pessimistic you look like doofus, even though thats the time to buy
in a bull run you can look cool but then you are riding the bullrun like a normie and soon enough it crashes
you can't win with crypto merch unless its a literal lambo after you made it to show off

>> No.12513479

>>12513448
Imaginary girlfriends don't count as girlfriends

>> No.12513499

that's a sell signal

>> No.12513518

>>12513448
Fuck i just sold

>> No.12513522

>>12513448
She is a keeper. Don't leave her when you make it. Or at least give her good money to have a good life if you leave her.

>> No.12513542

Why are women so retarded?

>> No.12513639

>>12513479
Why not? If bitcoin counts as money, his flashlight is technically more real comparatively.

>> No.12513735

Tranny's aren't girls, op

>> No.12513754

>>12513448
No ones knows I own link. Would be so weird if my girl knew I own link and she knew what that would mean in the future

>> No.12513877

>>12513448
better than a rick & morty t, but still cringy af. your "gf" is a fucking dork, and so are you.
>t. ultrachad that is tots not living in my mom's basement

>> No.12513899

>>12513639
I dont know but you might be right. I mean, if fiat counts as real money anything really can.
>inb4 muh gubment militaries backed scam
China is hoarding gold. Short the usd.

>> No.12513930

>>12513476
i agree with this. at most slap a chainlink sticker on your new sports car. people will know you’ve made it with an investment and not some normie bandwagoner who probably bought at ath