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I'm a 1 percenter, famous uni, 6'6" and am gay. I wish I wasn't, I don't hate myself but at the stage in life where I want to get married, provide for a wife/lots of kids like boomers/a proper adult.

Would swap heights if it meant I was straight any day

>>12492714
There is no solution. Date short chicks or do nothing.

>>12492731
what a horseface. prob dumb as fuck building herself up over false pride.
0/10

>>12492739
Fags have it made, don't have to deal with female bullshit at all. I wish I liked dick.

>>12492741
If I stretch every morning and wear decent leather shoes I can be 181 cm, I can also use elevated shoes and get up to 185 still looking naturally plus a proper haircut and a good posture (gym) but that’s pretty much it. Still would look like a manlet to a hot 180 cm model in 15 cm pumps.

>>12492780
Yeah this isn't true. Women are very easy to fuck, just not if you're a loser hence why 4chan screeches constantly.

>>12492764
Do you think this is ugly?

I’d plant my seeds inside her all day long until my balls can’t produce anymore.

>>12492799
All those pictures you've posted look fake. They're all model shots taken off the internet.

>>12492714
who cares im 176 cm and dated a chick that was 186cm, they are horribly insecure anyway.

and if your height it a problem for her you need to ditch her immediately, there are millions of girls that are better-looking and younger than her for whom your height is not a problem.

>>12492714
>and the best girls model type are starting at 5’8-6’

How is it that the average anon has such dogshit taste in women?

>>12492793
I didn't say they were difficult to fuck, just annoying to deal with after and before.

>>12492809
They have the most awesome legs to body ratio and everything is so fucking slim, they can get shredded effortlessly there’s zero fat on belly becauee everything is insanely tightly spread over such tall body.

>>12492714
its all the same when the lights go off

>>12492843
It’s more about the social status tho.

The longer legs the more esteem got have.

I did that bro and when you walk into a bar, club or w restaurant with a tall girl in high heels everyone is looking at you it feels amazing. All that jealous brads and chads around salivating but it’s you who gonna unload into her tonsils tonight.

Tall chicks are insecure af couse must guys including me goes for 160cm ones I can throw around in bed.

>>12492860

I tend to rate at least in high 160’ or low 170’ but that’s still 10 below a true perfection.

>>12492781
>Still would look like a manlet to a hot 180 cm model in 15 cm pumps.
Yes, you would, which is why you don't even bother with these ayylmao alienmode models. Just go for normal ones or stop being an insecure fag and go get the volleyball star of your dreams.

>>12492827
>>12492859
Are you a third-worlder, like Indian or Paki or nouveau-riche Laotian? Those guys seem to have a special attraction to the absolute worst, most materialistic Stacys.

>>12492739
STOP
being gay

>>12492799
>implying i want a mutt kid

>>12492908
Second worlder here but tend to shop on tinder in third and 2.5 world.

And yes I’m attracted to slutty girls I’d even say vulgar ones. Like the one you look at her and you know what’s she’s into.

>>12492714
Tinder says I have 10+ likes but no matter how I swipe I don't find them.
Are they trying to Jew me into buying gold?

>>12492949
>Second worlder

Took me 3 days

Tinder and other apps have not been kind to me. I'm also 5'9 which was already disqualifying in the 90s and 2000s but in 2019 it seems hopeless, even in tier 2 countries. At this point it's easier to become a millionaire than get a gf.

>>12492977
Did you seriously pay for Tinder Plus or whatever that bullshit is called?

Kind of sad if you did m8

>>12493030
>At this point it's easier to become a millionaire than get a gf.
this isnt even a joke

>>12493047
Not only plus but I also upgraded to gold.

>>12492952
yes

>>12493030
You now guys younger than 15 are already much taller then me and most of girls 10 yes younger than me. I’m 28. It really feels inferior like people don’t treat me seriously even family.

>>12493071
Well I made that 7 figures in crypto and I never had any depts plus have some inheritance so I can date tall models in tier 2 countries but it feels awful. I do it more like an addiction.

I can outright ask her in a first message if she wants to to with me to Maldives or Dubai or Bali or whatever. Then we exchange WA do few calls and I book her a ticket after a few days.

>>12493071
>>12493030
>At this point it's easier to become a millionaire than get a gf.
literally this

>>12493100
>Well I made that 7 figures in crypto
Based, congrats anon

Quit being a faggot

>>12493047
Premium is very good if you're traveling to other countries. The boost is also +EV.

I'm 5ft11....so close, yet still so fucking far. being an outright manlet would be easier IMO. I could accept being like 5ft8 or some shit...but why ONE FUCKING INCH too short to be a real man!?

>>12492739
You can probably manipulate your sexuality if you try. Being gay is probably a result of formative early childhood experiences. If it can be done with fetishes I don't see why you can't train yourself to be straight

>>12492739
Stop being retarded. Sexuality is a meme. Don't fall for kikery. You're just holding a belief about yourself, that forms part of your identity. Sexuality is actually more fluid than that - no shortage of "straight guys" that swing the other way in prison or the navy or whatever. Truth is, biologically there's only straight men - who given a particular set of environmental cues will then go gay to release frustration for a bit. Hence the whole "traps aren't gay" meme. So...if you want a woman etc just get one. Stop reinforcing your implanted narratives already. Free your mind.

>>12493332
yeah tell us more schlomo

>>12493047
.hurr durr paying for tinder is sad

its literally the price of 1 drink per month.

>>12492780
true, just gay bullshit instead. don't be fooled into thinking even the straightest seeming guys are like that in private

>>12492714
I'm 6'1" suck a dick

>>12492739
Unironically adopt some nigger's kid

>>12492739
Provide for what?
You're free!

>>12493100
heavy larp

>>12492739
your honestly better of being a faggot senpai. kissless, sightless virgin here @ 26 y/o. i wish i was a hot girl getting massive cocks stuffed in all holes so badly.

>>12493384
Fair enough. My gf has a few gay friends and they are all super high maintenance, but I figured that was related to how effeminate they were. I assume there are just as many masculine gay guys who are not a pain in the ass. no homo.

>>12493071
>>12493128

Honestly, I don't say it to be funny. I can probably find something in the bottom 10% but I'd rather be alone than have to cater to some beast.

>>12493100
One of the most black pilling moments is seeing children and knowing they will all have higher notch counts than me before they hit 17. It's like a marathon where everyone else keeps lapping you endlessly.

When I young (16) I think that getting a high status job or money would make me viable in the sexual market place. I was very wrong.

>>12492722
i live in jersey city and go to this area to read sometimes
its pretty funny to see people larping in real time about success in these photo shoots

made $375k last year. own my house. 7 figure investment account.

5 ft 8", virgin.

Im 5'9" which isn't short short but i can still feel the slight disadvantage against my taller friends. Oh welllll

>>12493540
hahaa
you got a shit deal bro
just marry a girl with a kid, you can get a hot one that way

>>12493540
What do/did you do?

>>12493590
He told lies on the Internet (except for one thing)

>>12492714
We always want what we cant get

>>12493047
Paid €4 for plus on Friday. 50 matches and 3 dates (one of which I'm seeing her again this week). No regrets, before I got ~3 matches a week.

If this isn't bait, then you're a wrong.

>>12492799
she is a 4/10 face... you clearly have no idea how makeup works. ugly horse face

>>12493727
Prices are different in different countries. Your tinder plus is extremely cheap.
1 month in the UK is £8.99
And that doesn't even let you see who likes you.
If you want that it will cost you £13.49

>>12493453

what exactly is a "sightless" virgin?

>>12492714
combine with another manlet to form a normal sized person

>>12492799
>>12492827
she's fucking hideous
am I getting memed here or something?

>>12492780
Black pill indeed.
Fags have a lot of bros and frens and they lift each other up similar to masons.
They are rolling in money, due to lots of savings on roasties as well.
If I woke up a homo tomorrow , I wouldn't mind. Muh reproduction problem is solved by impregnating a surrogate mother, which you can ironically afford, while a straight man cannot.

>>12493822
never seen tits irl before other than me mums.

>>12493515
same. but at 33, its wearing on me to find a decent woman so i can build a family.

>>12493994
same. unless you count this girl that sat on the floor in front of me and I saw her nipples because her bra didn't fit. I hate to say it since I liked her but the various times I've been overweight my man boobs didn't look much different.

The only matches I get are fatties. And not even the good kind.
I like to think I'm at least average looking but Tinder really isn't working for me.

>>12494068

Nowadays tinder has an AI which catalogues your face into certain point class and filters you to certain girls unless you pay

>>12492977
the funny thing about tinder is the consistency with which a large percentage of male users if not the majority will get a handful of matches in an entire large metro area. I can understand the concept where a large number of men get 0 matches but it seems there is a weird floor at several matches. My theory is that they are bots deployed by tinder itself to reduce the negative image of the service especially to investors. That's aside from the spammer bots for cam girls obviously.
Fun bonus: pic related is Joey Levin, ceo of the majority shareholder in Tinder.

>>12494084
I thought the algorithm ranked you based on how other people swipe on you. And how you swipe.
Or are you just calling me ugly in a roundabout way?

>>12494108

that was before, now they use machine learning AI to do the job, seriously read the white paper

>>12494117
I'll read your whitepaper in a minute you little shit

>>12494108
>>12494117
its also owned by kikes; actually all dating apps/websites are owned by kikes and they use it to pair up nonwhites with white girls

everything BUT eharmony, and eharmony has no userbase

>>12494132
and by kikes, i mean one jewish company owns every single one of them.

>>12492714

watch Gattaca with Uma Thurman, if you're really deperate this movie will give you some insigths

>>12494893
what? leg lengthening? Chad shitting himself and roasting himself in an oven? the woman loving the loser?
you're right you would have to be really desperate to get some relief from an entirely fictional movie

>>12492739
you know i dont actually think you are "born as gay". since i was straight as an arrow and sometimes watch trap/gay porn as a fetish thing. idk maybe im bi

>>12495652
You aren't. A plurality of gays were molested. It's the most common reason.

>>12493590
i'm an investment portfolio manager.

>>12492957
we all know what the 3rd world means but what is the 1st and 2nd?

should 3rd worlders be happy they aren't 4th?

>>12492739
Stop being a faggot.

>>12493263
5’11 is pretty much 6’0 when you are wearing shoes

Why the fuck would you want to date a model unless you are literally .001%er? It's a guarantee that she will cheat on you the moment somebody else "better" appears in her life (and they will).

Date down and you will always be happier in the long run, because the chick knows she has to put in effort to keep your attention, otherwise she will wind up with an even worse slob.

>>12496504
kys pedo faggot

>>12496637
What? These characters are both over 1000 years old.

I've not made it yet but im dating a 9/10. Shes 5'7 just like me. Stop thinking that anything except serious bodily deformation and dwarfism put off women. Also fuck americans and their females. You're literally subhumans

>being this insecure
I once dated a girl who was like 6.0" and I'm like 5.5". I still don't know why she liked me though. Also got a manlet friend that always dates taller women, don't even know how he does it, he is even shorter than me.

>>12492714
>>12492722
>>12492731
Duud, this Marusya is yikes tier (at least for me). Why is your sense of beauty so cringe man?

>>12492714
>>12492722
This woman is nowhere near as good-looking as she thinks she is. Sad really.
Many such cases.