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>imagine the guy who gets to put his penis all the way up her pussy or anus

no amount of money will ever give you a taste of Chad's life. bitter reality my friends.

>>12456877
Spoken like a true virgin. Have you ever talked to a girl?

>>12456889
If a chads life is sandy pussy I’ll pass

>>12456889
I would pay an ungodly number of meme coins to pump my dick up her anus

>>12456889
probably just a couple hundred euros anon

>>12456877
thats ok i only fuck women you tranny freak

>>12456877
>wasting your money on some roastie instead of buying more LINK
Kek, this place is full to the brim with normie trash

>>12456877
i'd pop viagra and fuck her for hours on end

>>12456877
Well, I have a fortune of Black Panther elevated to the Scrooge McDuckian potence multiplied by 500 Great Gatsby's, but I wouldn't fuck such an entitled THOT

BEGONE

>>12456877
thats okay your torso is too long freak

>>12457131
Id give an ungodly amount of money just to hug my petite short ex who i hurt physically and mentally :(

who the fuck are you talking to, bitch, you can't even afford clothes. get away form me.

>>12457620
lmao, there's always more cunts out there m8, get over it

>>12456877
$50 bucks a jar, boys!

>>12456889
>t. virgin or normie who never fucked an escort

>>12457660
Its been 2 years, i done fucked 3 different girls, done it all. It doesn't help meeee. I miss her tiny arms. I keep jerking off to when we had sex. Only porn gets rid of it. Drugs are helping, but not enough. I was an asshole and i regret a lot.

>>12457720
I know these feels m8 but get over it asap. First virgin GF dated for 5 years until she'd lost it from all the drugs we were taking... my fault entirely btw. It was hard but there are a billion other cunts who could be just as worthy, don't stress and use the time to imrpove yourself. It worked for me m8

>>12457738
I use to push, yell at her when i didnt get my way. Made her cry a lot. Dark times man, her parents hate me too. We text but i dont think she wants to see me. Right now im trying to get fit, and make a lot of money cause im 18. But now i work 2 jobs
6am - 3pm 1st job
6pm - 11pm 2nd job
All i do is smoke weed and snort adderall. It doesnt help, even if i already have more money than my friends since i saved 6k already. It doesnt change the fact i dont have her. All these other girls are sluts bro, but i had respect for her even if i didnt show it.

>>12457620
>>12457720
>>12457777
>normies using pepes

>>12456889
She might have too big nipples or a smelly cunt or might not know how to suck cock
Youre a dreamer

>>12457777
Get a grip. You’re going to be okay. If she cared about you in the slightest she would get back with you. Well, she isn’t. Get over it. Why make yourself feel bad over someone who doesn’t give a shit about you? Don’t be that dog chasing it’s own tail

>>12457777
Someone better than you is stretching her cunt right now. She’ll never come back. She’s probably already forgotten about you.

>>12457777
>weed and adderal at 18
>working two jobs at 18
Your ex is the last of your problems, fix your shit, keep saving till 25/26. Your brain will begin to work properly then unless you fry it while growing up.

>>12457804
It seems YOU are a normie too. His name is Apu Apustaja

Well I know a token that does just that

>>12457720
Replace drugs with weed and be careful of your moods on full cover chemtrail days. When there's aerosol injectio fuckery going on above, the acompanying haarps are giving people headaches and foul mood.

Also, stop being an asshole and keep your hands to yourself next time you're in a shit mood.

This was your free redpill for the day.

>>12457777
Dude, don't snort adderall. It fucks up your sinuses, and works better and longer if you just swallow it. Parachute it if you need that come-up rush, but stop putting it up your nose.

>>12457777
Keep snorting m8 ur gonna make it

>>12457777
Underage retards bitching on this site. We should raise the age to 20 or 25
Every post from a young person is always full of bitching and has no idea of the real world.

Extremely ugly whore, wouldn't fuck if you payed me

>>12459328
imagine being this faggot

>>12457777 (checked)

>All these other girls are sluts bro
Right? I sometimes think my character attracts only whores. Also, don't snort adderall.

>>12459349
S O Y

>>12457777
I can’t wait until she starts dating your friend

>>12456877
i was going to say something negative then i saw that she's beautiful and kept my mouth shut
wanted to say something negative again but then saw the thing around her waist........my goodness this thing is beautiful

>>12456889
id rather be a bitcoin billionare

t. chad

>>12460633
based

>>12456889
I’m not used to seeing posts fantasizing that aren’t about farts or feet.

>>12457777
>beats women
>abuses poorfag normie drugs
>still gets quads
you sound like a real piece of shit to be honest, and that's coming from someone with serious substance abuse problems. try taking mushrooms and looking deep at yourself, then stop toasting your dopamine receptors like the self-indulgent faggot you are.

>>12457720
Tiny arms? Do you have a thalidomide fetish or something?