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I identify as a Muslim man but I have to admit that the idea of pregnant Synth really gets my juices flowing. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow. We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Synth, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching our strong and masculine boy develop amazing blockchain skills like Synth.

Synth would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Synth is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

OK, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD SKYCOIN! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to the Skycoin community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Today, I declare Skycoin to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'll let you into another secret. Sometime's I imagine how Sudo must feel, knowing that *I* am the one getting to tenderly caress Synth's swollen belly. That *I* am the one to gently stroke those milky nipples. The thought of Sudo's jealousy and anger really turns me on and I climax with levels of ecstasy that I never thought possible.

Does anyone else here fantasize about pregnant Synth?

>> No.12424570

>>12424530
The Obelisk whitepaper was withdrawn from publication by the author for major errors.
That was a year ago, and there has been no movement on a consensus algorithm since.
Dead in the water.

>> No.12424680

Has Sudo ever been pregnant before? He never shows a photo of himself so maybe the belly is a giveaway? Synth would make a better mom I think.

>> No.12424698

I am Skycoin and i love from Bangalore. Here in India we worship the Obelisk like the street we live for our needs among dogs and the sacred cow. I everyday am thinking of the fine man Synth. I can have his coconut milk into my curry, I need to have his coconut milk into my curry. I hope to understand that I love you in my curry coconut man. I love to have his Obelisk in my curry and the sweet milk of the coconut bursting hot and filling my belly and mixing into my curry that will pour into the street. Pour my curry with sweet milk of the Obelisk into the street to form a river and carry you and me to your arms.

>> No.12425374

Obelisk is vaporware, it doesn’t exist and never will. It was supposed to be released last year and then it got delayed to q1 this year and now they’re saying the q1 deadline will be missed too. No wonder nobody is buying this shitcoin, it doesn’t even have decentralised consensus, the most basic requirement of any blockchain platform. This means it is literally not even a cryptocurrency.

Skytards are the most retarded of tards. They’re basically throwing money at a centralised database running on a server. That’s why it only dumps in price. Doesn’t matter how much hardware they make if they can’t even do decentralised consensus.

The absolute fucking state.

>> No.12425600

I can’t get over the hypocrisy of synth badmouthing other coins for being too centralized while his is literally runs on a couple of servers, maybe even just one server for all we know. Fucking kek.

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>>12425600
It's not just a couple of servers, I hear it's all loaded on a modified TI-86 that he manually punches transactions in to by hand.

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>>12425374

>> No.12425674

Synth is pregnant with Obelisk right now. Soon it will drip from his preggo belly. The coins tinkling as it descends.
It's a chicken and pregnancy question.
All other coins just shat out their cum soaked erc20 tampon blockchain because it was trendy with ancap smalldicks.
>WE DO WHAT WE DO BECAUSE PRIOR PREPARATION PREVENTS POOR PERFORMANCE.
PREGNANT SYNTH

>> No.12425692

Do people actually still hold skycoin? I dont know how many threads ive BTFO of holders in

>> No.12425788

This is good thread Skycoin is best thread. Is coin is good and is best coin. Noskycoiners are BTFO

>> No.12425902

>>12425374
Obelisk really does seem like bullshit. At the same time I get the need of wanting to release the incentive (skywire) before consensus. If skywire somehow turns in to anything then we'll see what happens from there. Leaning more towards this being the new XBY than the next ETH

>> No.12425991

CEO is a confirmed autistic coke addict who lies about everything
Community manager Sudo is retarded and has created a toxic community of moonboys
Team is mostly anonymous, nobody knows who’s in control
Telegram room is dead - just bots and schoolkids bickering about the price
Insider trading is rife among the tiny community of autists and morons
Partnership with coke-addicted pensioner John McAfee mega-fucking-KEK
McAfee's tramp-stamp Sky Coin "tattoo" drawn with black Sharpie extracted from Janice’s pooper
Partnership with shady-as-fuck chink scam exchange Binance (funds not safu)
Working with corrupt international governments of Nicaragua, North Korea and Sudan
Sold miners to plebs for $20,000 at the peak, to mine a fucking pre-mined token hahahahaha
Claim to have 9000 nodes deployed but each Skyminer has 1-8 nodes so it's really only 1000-2000 nodes lol
Desktop wallet doesn't work, takes forever to sync and then the Sky Coin tokens go missing
Android wallet full of malware (steals private keys)
iOS wallet rejected by Apple due to malware
Antenna doesn't exist, just more CGI renders
Coin Hours literally worthless Chuck-E-Cheese tokens
Sky Coin token has no function on the network, not used for anything
The Sky Coin "blockchain" runs on Lotus123 on Synth's laptop (Obelisk is vaporware)
The only games or apps running on Skycoin CX are literal shit like pacman and flappybirds
Only activity on GitHub is updating PDFs with random text
Sky Coin CEO already faked his own kidnapping and exit scammed
All the bullshit projects launched on Skycoin Fiber have exit scammed

If you buy scam SkyCoin tokens you are a literal rekt pleb brainlet throwing money at Synth's coke habit and you should live-stream KYS today. Nobody is buying this shitcoin, it doesn’t even have decentralised consensus, the most basic requirement of any blockchain. This means it is literally not a cryptocurrency.

Time to ban Sky Coin from this board so more noob retards don't lose their money.

>> No.12426092

>>12425991
What is excit scam means sir? I am deebly concerned

>> No.12426115

>>12425645
Yes but obelisk is the foundation of the ‘tower’ in your analogy. So if they can’t even do that bit right then the rest is useless.