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>>12418765
3 years for me

how do i find my cute doomer bf?

>>12418769
I only have enough money to stay full NEET for 5
more months. Crypto has fucked me

>>12418783
stop calling mellinials boomers would be a good start...

>>12418784
The bullrun is starting.

>>12418792
I pray this is true

>>12418790
umm. doomers arent boomers. they're depressed bloomers. keep up boomer.

>>12418794
Don't pray if there is no God *tips fedora*

>>12418765
How many times do you guys need to X your current folio to never work again and live frugally?

10x for me

>>12418830
I need 20x minimum

>>12418830
if i would die at 100yo, i need 400 fucking x from now. no kidding.

>>12418830
5x minimum and
then hedge inflation with gold

>>12418884
this. i need 1000x.

>>12418884
well I'm obviously not talking about just sitting on cash for the rest of your life, the jews will never allow it, you need to put that money into something, like real estate, and maybe hire an agent to manage that, but through inflation will make sure you have to do at least something

>>12418899
sometimes I fear that we could go sideways for the next year or 2 and then within the a few weeks period we could fucking 20x the whole market cap if the institutional money actually puts a tiny %age towards btc

>>12418908
*but jews, through inflation

>>12418908
so just hold lol.

>>12418905
>>12418908
and I am assuming that inflation will stay the same and I wont find a way to easily avoid taxes which will also stay the same. but anything might change.
i think crypto made me addicted to investing, so I d rather manage money mostly myself.

>>12419039
dont avoid taxes you degen. pay the taxes. the society helped you to get you at this point.

>turned 35 today
>still a virgin

>>12419063
wtf is wrong with you. just download grindr and ram into some twink's ass today.

>>12419063
I'd just pay for a professional at this point anon....

>>12418765
>shows up after the bubble popped
>thinks he's going to make it
Anon...

>>12419124
pls no bully

>>12419100

I'd rather die a virgin and with my dignity, than pay for a whore that's been rammed by hordes of men

>>12419335
>dignity
that ship has sailed, anon

>>12419335
you will be so disappointing when you find out most women are like that

>>12419124
Ah, to be young again! How does it feel to have gotten into crypto in 2017? Just open whatever charting tool you use scroll before 2017 and you count me how many times the bubble "popped". I remember it was about 5, and it used to be even worse. I think once it went from 30$ to 2$ or less. Going from 20k to 3k is nothing compared to that.

>>12419335
ever thought about why most "wise" men dont give a literal fuck about fucking?

look it up guys its true

>>12419335
I am 7 months from wizardhood anon what is it like?

>>12419335
>>12419464
Sex is certainly overrated (for me anyway,) but you probably should just pay to get over your neurosis.

>>12419489
my dick is inside my body anon. I don't think I will ever sleep with a woman in my life. I feel robbed and want to kms

>>12418830
100x and I can quit forever and have fuck you money for the rest of my existence

>>12419505
that sounds horrible, fren

>>12419464

You have to make it part of your identity, otherwise it will continue to wear your down.

>>12419505
just get fucked by a man. it feels good and you won't be a virgin anymore.

>>12419335
>a whore that's been rammed by hordes of men
Hate to break it to you but most women (especially by their mid-late 30s) are just that.
Your chances of getting a pure virgin waifu at your age is the same as your chances at winning the lottery...

There's literally nothing wrong with paying women to fuck you.
You'd be surprised, but escorts are much cheaper then the cost of dating one.

How many people here still live with their parents?

>>12419335
You won't be fullfilled with sex.

Start with old and ugly women. It is easier.

Once you progress and you find a hot babe, you'll be numb about it.

>>12419753