/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12380271
Also I'm in the car during break and lunch otherwise it'd be easier to approach other than guessing when she'll be there and just walking then.

>>12380271
Just come up to her and ask "hi, do you work at X?" and keep going from there. Talk to her about the job the company how she likes it what she does after work etc...

>>12380271
>>12380290
Creepy af.. anyway, have you cyber-stalked her? found out whether she has a bf, a dating profile or is gay?
If she has a dating profile, you can make your own, and send her a message, the "barrier" of approaching a woman over the internet is much lower than in real life.

>>12380271
Whatever you do please come back here and greentext. A virgin autist hiding in his car in a desert parking lot to surprise a girl exercising, top tier gt desu.

Just say hi as you're getting into your car. No follow up, no questions, no pausing to wait for her answer.

Repeat this in a friendly, unassuming way about three times a week for 3 weeks, slowly building up the exchange to the point where you can ask how her day has been. At this point you will know if its worth your time.

Do not ask her where she works.

>>12380409
Good post here

>>12380271
yeah, that sounds super creepy.

>>12380409

holy shit legitimate advice on this board I'm shocked

>>12380290
>Also I'm in the car during break and lunch

>>12380271
Just walk right up to her and proceed to be yourself.

>>12380409
Best buy to build it up.

If you have been walking in the park, then it would be easier as she would have seen you, your her.

Just like crypto, too much buy volume, too quickly will have a downward correction.

>>12380337
keked

yes OP if you really do this in this way this is BORDERLINE to sexual assault if you approach her.
Ultra creepy.
Also keep in mind that if you are not chad and if she is attractive then you need to forget it.
That the cruelest red pill of them all.
Looks and attraction is everything.

t. 22 year ugly perma virigin

>>12380271
https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-62302.html

>>12380271
if you even approach her you will be immediately Me Too'd

the less you talk, the better
>make sure she sees you a few times first
>do absolutely nothing out of the ordinary in terms of giving her attention or striking up conversation until you become a small part of her routine. you will inevitably pop up on her curiosity radar
>break silence after awhile and just strike up conversation
this way, it could start off being about work because you pass each other everyday. shift it away from work into just about anything else from music, to school, the food place down the street, whatever

>>12380409
this anon has a good sense about it, but if you do nothing but say "hi", you will become that guy that just says "hi" real quick

or, you could just approach the way you approach any stranger
>excuse me
>have you ever tried the food place down the street? im getting tired of eating (whatever) everyday
>talk about food or segue it into something else. girls tend to like talking about food
now you have a reason to strike up a chat with her again in a few days
>hey i tried that place. it was ok but i heard theres a better place across the street. im gonna go check it out you wanna come?
she might say no because she already has a lunch or some other plans but it doesnt mean you struck out
>i cant today i gotta do this
>oh cool well im starving so i wont keep you
from then on, dont offer anymore. strike up conversation but not as much. build rapport.

tl;dr it can go a million different ways but you gotta just try anon. if you do ill be proud of you, well all be

>>12380538
Kekked

>>12380409
>Repeat this in a friendly, unassuming way about three times a week for 3 weeks,
friendzone status: achieved

>>12380305
the only real nigga in the thread

>>everyone else
>>/r9k

>>12380337
Op here id may have changed. Parking lot isn't deserted lmao. I'll probably get rejected tho, I look alright in the mirror but ugly in some pics. Plus I've never even had a gf.

>>12380409
That's a good one. Unlikely to be reported to security. Thanks

>>12380271
Its like a job application bro. Know you are going to fail and learn to not give a shit and you won't have a thing to worry about. If you just don't care like I said, you can just go for it and be cool. She is not the prettiest or the best at anything , same as you. Let go of all expectations until you really know her.

>>12380290
I do car breaks every so often too when I'm over stimulated. Have you considered eating w coworkers and seeing if any know her? If she's seen you in the car eating alone often, it is an uphill battle.

>>12380290
It’s weird to ask her out if you’ve never even talked to her. Just walk up to her, make some random joke/comment as a conversation starter and get to know her, e.g.
> Hey! I’ve seen you around here a few times. Do you work at ... ?
> ...
> Oh that’s cool, I’ve always wondered what it’s like to ...
> ...
> I work at ... *random joke about you work place*
> ...
> oh btw. I’m Anon, nice to meet you

I’m not a native English speaker so the wording might be awkward/ weird, but I’m sure you get the point. After you’ve talked to her a few times just ask her casually if she wants to grab some lunch together or something like that.

Stop being a pussy and just do it fren.

>>12380290
i used to take naps in the car at lunchtime

>>12380409
>just run around the room saying hi Youre looking good tonight ladies! and leave

Holy fucking cringe
This is why you indians have arranged marrige

>>12381045

This is just the midwestern way to get girls. People say "hi" not just as a greeting here. Not sure if this will work on city girls though...

>>12380409
That is so much work, no wonder normalfags just fuck within a friend group most of the time.

>>12381142
Pathetic. No work, no results.

If women rewarded zero-effort losers with free pussy the world would turn to shit in 48 hours.

Just be patient and be yourself. How you dress and your body language might attract her, if so saying hi and smiling will be enough to start a conversation the next time. I'm not sure if it's possible to strike a conversation that leads somweewhere in an abandoned parking place in the middle of a working day if she's not curious about you based on the vibe she gets from you.

>>12380869
Op here again id likely changed since I'm using 4g on my phone. She doesnt work in the same building.

>>12380888
Just talking could also work as a few weeks before vacation I was going to ask her out on the first conversation but didnt spot her "on time."

>>12381029
Knew a retired coworker who did that except I'm in my 20s.

>>12381498
I'm dressed business casual which usually gets me more attention than regular clothing.

>>12381142
yeah, getting pussy is a numbers game. you have to cast your net as wide as possible and expect almost all of them to be totally uninterested in you.
shit's whack, but it's that or dying alone with no one on your dick.

>>12380271
>slowly match her pace in your car
>wind window down
>stare into her eyes for a few seconds
>"hey cutie want a ride"

>>12381664
Why did it end up being that way? Women and men are supposed to be an equal split of the human race.

>>12381749
i don't think humans are supposed to exist in such large groups. historically, we lived in tribal societies where every person had a role to play.

women entering the workforce, the rise of birth control, and other factors have changed things. nowadays, it seems that more and more men are extraneous, and have no role to play.

i'm not whining or lamenting for halcyon days, but the average guy does have to hustle way harder to get his dick wet.

pic unrelated

>>12380290

>>12380271
is she asian? if yes then have sex with her asap. if no then gtfo

>>12380601
anon is proof that personality goes a long way

>>12380271
Take a day off, borrow small dog. On your day off go to lot, act a bit bewildered and worried, you had to deposit the critical documents to the office on your way to somewhere, please can she look after doggo while you execute this important task.

Rush into office, when you come back you are relieved and thankful, leave in a hurry.

Next time you see her wave her down and larp about that entire day and all the normie shit you had to do, how crazy that all was, you are laughing about it now but you owe her one. You can ask about her work or any normie things, joke about her strange walking.

Only posting this here. Screencap and good luck.

>>12381827
What do you mean? And who are you referring to?

>>12380271
It's gonna be hard with no charisma.

Best advice would be to have the balls to talk to her. And actually be not yourself, but be honest literally tell her if feel awkward talking to her like that out of nowhere. If that's the case.

https://youtu.be/P85wU0lRcDU

Either the girl will reject you hard or be nice, later is usually the case, more often than not it's always nice to talk to someone you find attractive. And if the girl is mature vid related will happen.

>>12381921

Weaving intricate webs of lies wouldn't happen if they didn't work often enough. God I hate being attracted to these creatures.

>>12382168
Also I don't really follow what the guy is saying just using it as an example, cause the interaction looks genuine.

>>12380271
Ah yes the mundane bullshit that goes through a virgin's head in the workplace. Exactly what I come to /biz/ to see.

>>12382179
Do not make it intricate, do not larp about owning the doggo, you are merely doing a favor, if you know nothing about doggos it becomes a strength. For authenticity chug water before you go to create the genuine emergency. The emergency situation buys you autism insurance, nothing to worry about, a flustered norman is acceptable to spaghetti. There is literally no way you can fuck this up. If she refuses to help you never had a chance.

>>12382168
wtf is up with the chink couple at 1:30

btw what that guy did only works when you have charisma and at least 7/10 looks

>>12380271
Bro, study her until you know her shoe size and then approach her so you may gift her with some fresh kicks. Bitches love fresh kicks.

>>12382584
The girl at 1:30 was trying to pull her hair back as they passed the guy. So her bf grabbed her hand to prevent her from doing that.