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You have two choices
>you can fuck this girl forever, she barely gets old, she's smart, can hold a conversation, loves you forever, sex is always passionate
>2 million linkies are deposited in your wallet

Pick one

>> No.12376312

>>12376307
None of them

>> No.12376313

>can hold a conversation
I'll take the chick

>> No.12376314

>>12376307
the girl, i already have the linkies

>> No.12376320
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12376320

I'll take linkies plz

>> No.12376322

>>12376312
once in a lifetime chance

>> No.12376325

3) buy monero and children with it

>> No.12376326

>>12376307

Hm - I think I'd actually take the chick

>> No.12376328

>>12376307
have a much better specimen already, and even if I didn't, LINK please.

>> No.12376336

>>12376307
>she barely gets old
well that's just sad

>> No.12376338

>>12376307
The girl.. although her "devotion" would probably make me feel terrible, since i think i would have difficulties with retributing her "love".

>> No.12376344

>>12376336
if you're into aging, she can also age then

>> No.12376353

>>12376314
This

>> No.12376357

>>12376307
is this a joke?
obviously the girl I wouldnt touch this link shit if you gave it to me for free

>> No.12376360

>>12376328
See >>12376320

>> No.12376369
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12376369

>>12376307
I can only get hard when I hurt her
I'll keep her in my basement I'm not into crypto

>> No.12376371

>>12376307
Frist one.
You only need about 10k linkies to make it

>> No.12376441

>>12376307

Fucking the same roastie would get old after awhile, let's be real. With 2 million linkies the possibilities are endless.

>> No.12376468
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>>12376307
>she barely gets old
but she DOES age? hard choice

>> No.12376474

>>12376307
I’m fine with my ministack, thanks.

>> No.12376483

make her slowly age in reverse until about 7 years old then start aging up again to about 19 then back down again. keeps things fresh and interesting. but she stays legally 21+ so u can still take her to bars and clubs if u want or she can drink wine at dinner

>> No.12376498

ill do it for 30k links

>> No.12376510

>>12376314
>this

I still feel like I need to accumulate more, but I'm pretty comfy with my 30K bag. I'd dump my current gf in a heartbeat if given the opportunity to have that kind of waifu

>> No.12376517
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12376517

>not asian

I'll take the linkies of course.

>> No.12376528

the girl lmao, under these circumstances it is an easy choice. With such foundation any man can get rich and no worries of the whore taking ur money and stuff.

>> No.12376532

>>12376483
You want to go to a bar with a 7 year-old? Must be fun.

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12376535

>Is a girl
Sold, see yah later virgins.

>> No.12376557

>>12376325
You can buy children with monero?
Hadn't realized how far the darkweb has come.

>> No.12376564

>>12376307
linkies. she is not even asian

>> No.12376566

>>12376307
Assuming "loves you" means no chance of backstabbing i take that. A smart reliable partner > any amount of cash. Don't even care about the sex.

>> No.12376572

anyone who doesn't takes the link needs to get out of my board, also you'll never make it. She has probably ridden the cock carousel already. pee pee poo poo, not roast beef, ok?

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>>12376307
linkies is the obvious choice, the girl isn't even hot. wouldn't fuck.

>> No.12376592

>>12376307
How is she in the kitchen?

>> No.12376594

Eternal hot girl, or one of the most obvious scams in crypto. Jeez, I wonder which.

>> No.12376614

>>12376307
The girl.
With or without crypto I'd do fine.

>> No.12376665

>>12376328
This.

>> No.12376676

>>12376307
> 2 million link
Then I dump them instantly and get the cash & buy more SV. In a few years I will be a monarch and I can have 2 year sex slave contracts with girls hotter than that one for 1 SV.

>> No.12376685

>>12376307
If I would also love her then I would take the girl

>> No.12376709

>>12376307
>2 million linkies are deposited in your wallet
Are you retarded? The linkies always. I don't need some fucking thot in my life to be happy.

I'm the anon that's going to construct a laboratory to do scientific research when he finally makes it

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12376716

>>12376307
I'm in the unique position where this girl is not attractive to me at all (not my type), but I also don't care to hold any Stinky Linkies.

In the end I'd probably just take the LINK. I'd rather have a shot at some money than have some skinny white sticklet fawn over me, plus I'd feel bad about breaking her heart by not returning her love.

>> No.12376721

>>12376676
Sor I‘m glad you‘re ready to do the needful

>> No.12376729

>>12376716
>some money
if you would immediately dump you would get 700k-800k

>> No.12376760

>>12376307
I'll take the linkies and keep my freewill/freedom.

>> No.12376761

I already hafe a boyfriend so I'll take the link and crash the market with no survivors

>> No.12376765

>>12376307
>Model actual going into a relationship with basement dwelling neets with no hygiene

i'll stick to the realistic one, deposit link

>> No.12376770

>>12376307
She's a legit qt. Would build a family with

>> No.12376772

>>12376307
Imagine picking a non-virgin over two million linkies.

>> No.12376779

>>12376307
Assuming she is Christian and a virgin, I'll take the girl. No sex outside marriage though. She's got a nice body and I want a woman with large breasts currently there's a weird gal that exercise walks near my workplace; short, slim, and very large breasts. Not sure how to approach since I get the vibe she'll keep walking as she's very strict in doing the walk. Even saw her doing the awkward exercise walk on a rainy day.

>> No.12376781

>>12376716
post a girl you find atractive

>> No.12376782

>>12376721
What's the deal with BSV? Can I get a quick brownpill please

>> No.12376798

>>12376761
>OPn't is a faggot