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Why the fuck did they decide on Haskell? It has been around for 30 years and no one uses it because it's ineffective. This is a dead language. Now they're training people in Africa to code in it? They are sabotaging these people's futures.

lohk
>literally who ?

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>>12370331
>Training people in Africa to code it

Is this true? If so, gonna short this shit into oblivion

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>>12370401
That pic is taken out of context!

>>12370425
Charles pls go

>>12370302
FUD intensifies as fear sets in.
>centralized piece of shit
It's a centralized work of art that is about to become decentralized with the release of shelly.
blocks are produced in a centralized way until shelly at which point there will be 1000+ stake pools. decentralization will be gradually phased in so that within a short window of time it will be fully decentralized across those 1000+ stake pools, with stake pools producing 100% of the blocks and being compensated by proof of stake. sounds pretty fucking fantastic. meanwhile vitalik and friends began their staking dreaming before Cardano and they are going to finish behind Cardano.
>busted wallet
Daedalus is more than a wallet mr redditor, and it works amazingly. The whole thing was just completely overhauled. Daedalus "the wallet" is a full node. seems you don't know what you're talking about.
>no smart contracts
you can create smart contracts on the Solidity testnet for Cardano right now. Or you can do so on the Plutus testnet right now. are you butthurt because you can't launch a live smart contract today? what revolutionary smart contract do you plan to launch and on which shitty platform. what platform can you launch a smart contract to that you can actually afford to run at scale... try and do that on ETH or EOS and it is going to cost you a bloody fortune.
>dev teams that actually produce shit
ahh, so you admire dev teams that spit out slapdash code and then patch the ever living fuck out of it when code is live. test the code in production.
>What the fuck does Charles Hoskinson actually do at his company
he's the CEO and he is doing what a CEO does. why does that trigger you? You sure are fearful.

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Quote from IOHK's blog: "we stated our intent to train and hire Haskell developers from a new office in Addis Ababa."

They are unironically trying to train Ethiopians Haskell so they can hire them.

https://iohk.io/blog/vision-for-blockchain-in-africa-is-becoming-a-reality

Lots of cardano fud lately. Hmm.

>>12370401
Wow what a snotty basedfag

>>12370458
Trezor support has arrived and ledger support incoming.

>>12370302
Go away shitcoin connoisseur

>>12370302

LOL IOHK is a development company, FOR PROFIT, of course it's centralised. You absolute brainlet, GTFO of a BUSINESS AND FINANCE BOARD you total CUNT.

>>12370474
It's a deal they made with the Ethiopian govt. This will be the 3rd training that has been done in various locations around the world. The value capture out of the Ethiopian training will be that they are going to record that training program and use those training programs to train 1,000 or 10,000 others around the world this year in Haskell.
>Haskell is an optional smart contract language on Cardano. Cardano will launch smart contracts with two languages and expand from there. people who don't care to learn haskell can:
>write smart contracts in Solidity on Cardano
aka everything ETH smart contract dev can instantly write smart contracts to Cardano if they wish when smart contracts go live.

>>12370302
Rumor has it that Vitalik and Dan Larimer had a relationship and Charles jailfucked both of them in the ass without love just pure lust.

>>12370520
Grab your popcorn. The closer cardano gets to a viable system, the harder it’s competitors will kick and scream, not realizing, all the while, that there is plenty of room in the sandbox for all of us.

>>12370545
agree

>>12370302
How much ADA to make it?

>>12370302
>sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
>but probably not when it's in the mouth of peak söy

>>12370560
It’s less than a nickel per. Now might be a good time to load up.

>>12370560
Unironically your last digit there fren.

>>12370578
That doesn't answer my question though

>>12370425
>That pic is taken out of context!
>!
only genuine boomers write like that
this is really Charles, everyone
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iohk employees

>>12370589
How much wealth do you desire? It could go above a dollar and higher through 2020 with ouroboros. At 1.00 USD per coin, you could be doing quite well for your ROI. It’s all relative though.

>>12370612
Hardly. Just someone with the mind to see a good thing coming.

Far too much tribalism in crypto for our own good.

Charles is a flaming faggot kike

>>12370302
So much onions.

>>12370641
>kike
he actually reads /biz/ and /pol/ and posted his 23andme results somewhere, zero jew
his problem is a massive insecurity complex that manifests itself publicly as narcissism and arrogance

>>12370302
Haha, yea keep fudding, i'm still buying more. People getting scared because Shelley is about to arrive.

>>12370545
>The closer cardano gets to a viable system
Yes I know Im always scared when my business competitors get "close to viable" lmao

just wait till charles get pushed out from the team of this coin. is there anyway i can 100x leverage this statement

>>12370751
>>The closer cardano gets to a viable system
>Yes I know Im always scared when my business competitors get "close to viable" lmao

Exactly. Remember all the hype around Tezos? It's out now and no one gives a fuck. Completely dead ecosystem. They were far too late and they missed the boat. Cardano has missed the boat by years now. It's completely DOA.

>>12370425
Fuck off, Charles. Go write some code

He is pure shit

>>12370988
Amazon will never be anything other than a small time website that sells books.

>>12370331
>Why the fuck did they decide on Haskell? It has been around for 30 years and no one uses it because it's ineffective. This is a dead language.

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>>12370331
>This is a dead language.

>>12370331
>It has been around for 30 years and no one uses it because it's ineffective.

>>12370331
>it's ineffective. This is a dead language.

>>12370331
>and no one uses it

>>12370331
>no one

>>12370331
>Haskell?
>This is a dead language.
>it's ineffective.
>i really know what I'm talking about

>>12370331
>Why

>>12370331
>Now they're training people
>Haskell
>sabotage

>>12370331
>nobody uses it
>its a dead language
>nobody

>>12370331
>riiiggght guys?

>>12371693
Kek. Fud btfo

>>12370331
>rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhtttttt?
>guys?

>>12370331
>make it stop

>>12370331
>aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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>>12370331
>oooo

>>12370331
>could have made more

>>12370302
>written in fucking Haskell
>"peer reviewed" meme
>tranny devs
>white paper filled with pseudointellectual buzzwords intended to make the reader feel smart
Anyone who invested in this vaporware doesn't deserve to have money

>>12370302
>product
kys

>>12370302
That guy is OBVIOUSLY a jew, why would you trust him with your money?

>>12370659
>here antisemites, let me show you that I'm pure white and not at all a jew.
>now buy my product

The marketing campaign in this thread is interesting. Lots of carefully worded "leading FUD", visible employees replying to organic FUD, and a set of meme breadcrumbs dropped in the same place in the same format. I am now interested in the project, I wouldn't have known about it without this thread. The breadcrumb/fud combo tactic is obviously working off of the link paradigm, which should flatter /biz enough to listen. It's all a bit forced but still well executed and better than any other attempt. My tip to the team though is to make the discussions more natural, you are toeing the cringe line a bit. 9/10 great campaign guys, unironically. I learned a lot

>>12371968
>Buy whatever biz fuds
Yes very clever tactic anon, you must be very intelligent. I look forward to seeing you join the legions of wojacks who had the same idea process about REQ and JNT and SKY.

Started with ether and then EOS and then cardano now; I think there are a lot of holders that feel threatened and uncertain about the hard forks and innovations relative to the capability of cardano as the new foundation for everything. Nobody wants to have outdated tokens, lose money and get left behind.

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>>12371808
In how many of the companies listed is Haskell the main language they use? Zero.

>>12372059
He was arguing for the relevance and usage, not necessarily as the main language. Don’t be an autist.

>>12371984
Its actually a bit different, they are allowing information to flow across polarized sentiments and intentions. I hold none of those. Also SKY is an interesting project. I don't hold any but I wish them luck.

>>12372083
If Haskell was a good language it would be used for more than just meme hobby bullshit and side projects that no one's ever heard of before. The idea of writing network infrastructure in Haskell is ludicrous. There's a very good reason everything you use is written in C and C++.

>>12372137
Okay, shitbird, what’s the preferred coding language you propose? While we’re at it, what kind of bags are you holding?

The Daedalus wallet is shit by design. It's actually mining monero and hosting gay porn sites for the Cardano foundation in the background.

>>12372245
I literally answered that question in the post you quoted. If Haskell was a better language than C++ then your operating system and every web server would be written in Haskell rather than C/C++.

>>12372398
Implying I read your post in detail. I’ve been tugging at my foreskin and can’t be bothered with your FUD.

>>12372415
>this is the average ADA shill

>>12372476
Hey, after getting fired from Chuck E. Cheese, the Hosk found me sleeping in my local library and offered me 0.23 cents to post. It’s a good living, I just have to work over the holidays.

>>12371856
This. Fuck that 'product' Reddit/Telegram shit-tier talk. Crypto is about releasing OPEN SOURCE CODE.

>>12370302
cardano is a tezos knockoff

the reason it's up there is because he's a good salesman

get ducked ETH, where is the promised scaling solution you habe talked about, Casper isnt even out and ADA will be full decentraliced with its beauty of scaling and a real dApp platform that can handle thousand of crypto kitties apps

>>12374053
Pffft, we all know Charles can't understand any of that. Notice how his name isn't on a single one of IOHK's papers.

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this is the most elaborate cope i've ever seen.

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>>12370302
its glorified vaporware at this point. no one is using it and no one ever will.

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>>12371984
yes good goy, don't buy top 10 coins because they already reached most of their potential.
but 50M cap coins that have all this room to go to 0 and no fundamentals.

>>12374307
imagin buying a shitcoin thats below ETC.

whats now considerd the shitcoins shitcoins.

>>12370425
No, it's not. I was in that thread, shitass.

saw this pop up on my youtube feed yesterday and immediately thought to short this garbage but didn't feel like taking the time to actually figure out how
pic related, it's a sell signal