/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's like bitcoin but for food

It's an electric car that has generators each tire that charges the battery for the car. The car charges the car, you will never run out of battery.

>>12353433

I have a decentralized oracle network that enables smart contracts to obtain data external from a blockchain, and we do this by aggregating API data from multiple different nodes (including those operating inside trusted execution environments) effectively solving the oracle problem.

I’d like $1BN for a 0.5% stake in my company.

>>12353468
>"I didn't understand anything of what you just said, so for that reason I'm out"

>>12353464
>"So tell me, anon, do you have any patents on this?"

You can rent movies for just a few days from a movie rental shop. But if you want to read a book, you have to buy the book from the shop and the money is basically gone.
My idea:
Movie rental-like shop for books. You can take a book of your choice to home and return it after you have read it. It is alot cheaper and you can read many more books with the cost of one book from a book store.

I'm seeking 500 000$ for a 20% share of my idea.

>>12353525
Hah. I’ve thought about this too fren. Let’s build !

>>12353433
Ill tell you right now you sissy smart ass fucks, do you know how many weebs are on this planet? Millions upon millions, more get hooked each day on prime nippon entertainment.
Do you pudgy ugly fucks recognize how untapped of a market there is for genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership? Canadians are fucking dogs and the Chinese are eating them, how much money would you pay to have a cute catgirl that will cook, clean and fuck and suck you no questions asked? All the headpats and purring while shes fucking and god help you if shes in heat.
I end my pitch, you decide.

>>12353433
Sittens. They’re sock mittens.

>>12353567
Slavery is illegal in most places anon.

>>12353581
its a cat-girl not a girl-cat ok?! We can own pets

>>12353525
>>12353539
imagine being so young you don’t even know what a library is...

>>12353464
Your idea violates several laws of physics, I'd prefer to not deal with the legal ramifications. For that reason I am out.

>>12353433
Uber for white women and black guys having sex

BigBull4U.com

>>12353525
"So how did you reach a two and a half million valuation? Because from where I'm standing, this idea is worth about as much as the shit I'm going to take after we stop rolling. You think there's anything proprietary about renting a book? Have you ever stepped inside a library, kid? Get the fuck out of this tank and don't ever even speak to me again or I'll charge you a $1 royalty for each time someone plays this episode on Youtube. "

My app idea is a meal kit box, but for pets. The box includes food, toys, and pet items. I'm looking for $100k for 10% of my company

>>12353433
here's what we're gonna do. I've got this fund with a trading bot that has a guaranteed 1% daily return. If you get more people to invest the more money we all make. You get seven percent of all the investments of people you bring me. Then you get three percent of all the people THEY bring to me. That way we all make money. We can't lose.

>>12353525
>book rental
wow what a great idea, can't believe nobody's thought of that

>>12353673
I'M IN

>>12353433
I shave my legs and jerk off in panties and make mentally ill virgins give me money.

>>12353681
>"What are you going to do with the $500k if we agree to this?"

>>12353433
None of yours.

>>12353690
Buy a webcam, mic, a bunch of dumb weeb shit to put all over my room to make it more authentic, and a Pizza Hut franchise.

>>12353433
Hotels private info (booking/guests list) encrypted and stored using blockchain tech. Why? see Marriot data breach

I own a retail purchasing front in Ohio. We don't sell a thing on location. We buy just about anything that is small and of value and sell it online. Logic being, brick and mortal sales are trash, especially where I live, however there are a lot of people motivated to sell items. We specialize in gold - the world is going to go to shit over the next couple of years and it will boom. Business is good, I am in the process of building my own software which is a big step toward the business being able to operate more autonomously, as well as grow with more locations.

>>12353725
Overhead is low. It doesn't take much space to have a counter top you can buy from someone. As well, it can be manned by one person, selling items in the downtown of customer interactions. Everyone shops online, however a lot of people don't have the gumption or time to sell things online.

>>12353717
Why blockchain? Just use a database, in fact its safer to use a database because you can put the encrypted file and the key in separate physical places, Cuban gonna roast you hard boy

sirs i have made a poolip supercompooter that created a vishnu capable of making more than a thousand shitting streets auto sufficient. the vishnu connects to the poo and transforms it into usefull energy sirs. im looking for 50 thousand rupees for this technulogic miracule of evolution sirs. please sirs its good deal

>>12353433
AI-automated vertical farm producing crops with 1/100th of the energy, water and nutrient requirements compared to traditional outdoor farming.

>>12353433
A secure phone that doesn't steal your data. It will run sailfish os which is what the Russian government and military uses. I will need funding to order oem devices from China and have them shipped clean, then install a custom version of sailfish os and sell to the massess as an ultra secure corporate/crypto/military/government/drug dealer phone. Basically the blackberry of 2019.

I need 150$ k USD. I'm thinking of trying peer to peer loans or indigogo, or maybe an ICO but I don't know anything about ico's. It's a legit business and I have a contact in China and already talked with sailfish team, they say they can make the os $40 per device if I order 1k or more phones.

Any and all advice is appreciated. @cryptohitman on telegram. I'm will to pay for advice, will also share profits if you are an experienced digital marketing guy or crowdfunding guy and manage our campaign. %5 flat of whatever you can raise.

>>12353525
Like a fucking library?

>>12353433
Women, but they have penises
I'm offering 1% share for $10 billion

>>12353445

Gentlemen, I want to present you with a solution to two problems. One is climate change, the other rampant sexism and deprivation of opportunities for women.

As we all know there is enormous global concern about climate change. Entities from the UN to nonprofits are all looking to invest in stable, safe, renewable clean energy.

Similarly, we all know women still face systematic disenfranchisement and discrimination.

How can we solve both problems with one idea?

Simple.

Folks, (stop to wipe tear from eye for dramatic emphasis) I give you the BRAAP barn.

A centralized point to collect renewable clean-burning methane to power our lives while giving women the chance to be valuable members of the workforce and society.

What say you? Are you ready to move into the future of green energy and female empowerment, or do you want to stay stuck in the past?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>12355278
You can get 100% of that in Thailand for $60 USD, including booking room

>>12353620
>>12355281
Have some upboats you two!

>>12353594
Imagine falling for entry level bait

>>12356285
How much?
I want to own as much as possible!

>>12353433
short EU aka industry, farming, education, healthcare, etc. by financing mass migration!

>>12353464
>>12353491
>>12353612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ4lTPVR3qc&feature=share

>>12353750
clouds link into chains now, most of the databaste , by 2023, will be full of genies

>>12353468
im all in

>>12353631
lmao

>>12353464
You laugh, but I know of someone that patented the idea of putting wind turbines on top of electric cars. He paid over 10k for literal troll physics

I am seeking 100M for 25% of my business.

Steel and other materials are used in manufacturing armor and weapons. We have created a new material which is 10 times stronger and lighter than traditional steel used for manufacturing guns and armor.

5 times stronger and lighter than traditional AR500-650 steel plates used in kevlar and carrier vests. We will target military applications and civilian armaments like bulletproof vehicles.

We are seeking capital to have patents issued for Canada and the US and other countries globally. We plan to acquire property and tools and supplies. We will begin manufacturing and offering licenses to various distributors to create their own products using our material with royalties and producing our own guns.

Who is ready to join me in Bulletproofing the world?

>>12355221
>Having China in your supply chain

Have fun with them tampering with the hardware. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-04/the-big-hack-how-china-used-a-tiny-chip-to-infiltrate-america-s-top-companies