/biz/ - Business & Finance

>bongs
>relevant
lmao

Here's what's happening in the next two minutes:

I'm going to masturbate

>>12349748
im pretty sure this will come true, not like op

>>12349737
Now, how can I profit of this?

>>12349748
Based and redpilled.

>>12349748
Now, how can I profit of this?

>>12349746
londonistan is the financial capital of the world
those filthy eternal anglos are the real jews

>>12349748
Ok this is epic

The Euro is in for some serious shitstorm
UK leaves
France yellow vests wants out
Duetsche bank is fucked

>>12349746
of course the UK is relevant you brainlet, what fucking world you live in

>>12349819
reality. this isn't 1980 you dumb boomer.

>>12349776
Steal his seed, get pregnant, and cuck him for child support. Happens all the time.

>>12349907
Then steal his Chuck

>>12349737
Never forget faggots it's only a recession if you aren't prepared.

so when is brexit final decision? exact date?

>>12349737
>drumph

Opinion discarded.

>>12349942
Better start stockpiling cans of beans now

>>12349737
that's why i'm stacking silver.
Can't wait to buy houses for 2oz

>>12349737
any thoughts on how GBP and EUR will perform? how about USD?

>>12350043
buy usd others go down

>>12349737
The United States has never impororted a recession and every recession we’ve had we exported to the rest of the world. Less than 5% of the USA’s GDP is tied up in foreign trade outside of Canada and Mexico. We will be fine but Europe is going back to the 1800s.

>>12350043
brexit deadline is coming up and it will most likely be a nodeal. GBP and EUR will go to shit. Also it will cause the worst recession since 2008.

>>12350043
The likelihood is that the current incompetence/stalling will force a decision between either no deal and WTO or an extension/suspension of A50 - this is what they have been leading everything up to.

May's deal will not pass a vote in the Commons, but it is highly unlikely that she would lose a confidence vote, which means that the UK will either
>exit and begin negotiations from WTO with the EU
in which case you should definitely not hold either GBP or EUR)
>or extend/suspend A50 in order to stall and either renegotiate or continue stalling and hope that public opinion changes somehow
in which case maybe EUR short-term would perform well.

Honestly mate just put money into USD. The Euro would benefit if there's any hint of revoking A50 because that means another referendum is on the cards if they think Remain can win, but long-term it as a currency is fucked anyway, and if the UK does go no deal/WTO then both GBP and EUR will panic.

>>12349776
chaturbate if you have a big femme benis.

>>12349746
FPBP OP BTFO

>>12349737
The coming recession has literally nothing to do with Trump or Brexit. It is entirely caused by monetary policy - ie artificial credit expansion through mechanisms such as fiat currency, fractional reserve banking, artificially low interest rates, government subsidization of industry...

It's the same as it always was, except all the QE on a massive scale, but it's really just a different flavor of the same eternal problem.

>>12349746
FPBP OP BTFO

>>12350428
this, imagine have a pus bubble near anus in 2008 and accumulated more pus in 10 years.
bleah

>>12349819
Since when you dumb nigger?

>>12349737
>my brain is so small that every global event has to be caused entirely by one single individual that I can name
>It's not Trump fault, it's not pewdiepie's fault.... I guess it has to be May!

>>12349748
Crank one out for me, pal

>>12349776
Long pr0n.

>>12350829
but we can fix it by injecting more pus! Janet Yellen told me so

>>12349737
>reddit spacing
>drumph
opinion discarded

>>12349763
invest in chainlink

>>12349748

What did he mean by this?

Whats the best broker to short GBP with leverage though?

What is the risk? Looks like free money, counter trades would result in short squeezes? Where can I learn more about shorting GBP like soros

>>12349737
UK leaving the EU will cause a dip in S&P 500. a strong dip. However, once people figure out the EURO is on the decline due to the UK leaving the EU along with other countries this will create the biggest stockmarket and crypto market boom in a century. Why? Because the USD and Bitcoin will be the only game.

Your a billionaire in europe and the EURO is in decline. What do you do? Buy USD and invest in the stockmarket and diversify in BTC. Logically this will shoot the Dow to 39000.

>>12349763
by shorting ethereum down to $30. Don't make the mistake of assuming that crypto wont be touched by this, we always get fucked remember that.

>>12349737
god I hope so. I lost so much money on SPX puts this past week. still hodling though

If you honestly think you will hear about the financial crisis from a basement dweller on 4chan, you are sorely mistaken.

None of you know shit.

>>12352054
you want CME currency futures, and the cheapest is probably going to be AMP. You have to email them to get a rate quote extended to you, just say you've used some other super cheap broker b4.

>>12352058
>Strong USD
>Kills foreign earnings of US companies
>Stock market will moon
>Crypto will moon

Uh, no.

>>12352058
US is bankrupt and has no gold reserves. China and Russia will create a new gold backed currency that will replace the petro-dollar.

>>12349737
>Stocks fall
"WE'RE IN A RECESSION!11one!!"
fucikng stupid logic

>>12352170
>US has no gold meme
explain how we shipped them a fuckload of their gold back then
http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article60043.html

>>12352170
We have silver reserves.

>>12349737
Good. We need a recession it's been 10 fucking years time to domp eeet. Boomers lose their 401k and I get to buy in cheap in a year or two.

>>12349737
problem with the recession thing is that EVERYONE and their pet iguana is expecting a recession right now, worse too stocks have already sold off some what. the question is how deep of a recession i suppose, but typically they come out when every is saying its sunshine and unicorns

>>12349748
Thanks just longed 100k

>>12352248

This. Most of us here are under 30 so we're nowhere near needing access to stocks, still got decades to recover from a crash. A good 10 year stock bear market would do what needs to be done: utterly wreck boomers financially and force them to sell their houses en mass, causing a massive plunge in house prices. We swoop in to buy stocks and houses on the cheap and boomers are perma fucked seeing a 50%+ drop in net worth.

>>12352415
Spend more time with normies. Everyone I tall to is in denial.

>>12349737
Oh look, it's another schizo that knows the future.

Fucking hate these autistic threads.

>>12349737
The UK is nothing and has no impact on the global economy. A hard brexit will only hurt the UK

>>12349810
Dear Leader Jean-Claude Junker is drunk everyday on champagne and so am I. If all people would follow his example there would be no worries, just chillin. But yeah it probably will crash because people are so stuck up.

>>12353689
A 10 year bear market? Lol, no. That's exactly what central banking actually can prevent. Cool fantasy though!

>>12349748

Is this real???

>>12352415

I think its already started. The losses of December are going to be partially regained this month, but then it's on again.

Accumulate your shorts in the next few weeks.

>>12349748
shorting corn, thanks for the signal

>>12349746
FPBP OP BTFO

>>12350904
Why do brainlets do this

>>12349848
If the UK is relevant for anything these days it's finance.
London is the financial center of western Europe.