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>> No.12348272

>>12348115
Better price on Kucoin for AMB ;)
5% cheaper than Binance

>> No.12348763

>>12348115
Really? I just bought 30k like 4 hours ago

>> No.12348994

>>12348763
Palm Beach signalled it ;)
Make sure to exit at 3400 sats

>> No.12349024

>>12348994
The fuck, why would I do that. If it's a solid token and is onboarding nodes why wouldn't you want to hold it for longer than a few weeks

>> No.12349151

>>12348115
news where?

>> No.12349188

>>12349151
Nowhere. OP will probably say some shit like a private telegram or discord

>> No.12349218

>>12349188
I mean, yes AMB is onboarding masternodes soon, but it's not happening today.

>> No.12349279

>>12348115
Yes, AMB is a gem, I just bought more. I keep buying with every Rupee I earn.

>> No.12349349

>>12348994
shilling by falsely claiming that another PnD group is shilling. Thats some next level shilling pajeet

>> No.12349409
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12349409

>wave of chaos
TOP. OMEGA. KEK
The legendary BearWolf has HAD ENOUGH of scAMBrosus pump and dump marketing strategy
I am summoning all BearWolf legionnaires to bring a STORM OF CHAOS onto AMBlets once main net shows 0 bundles
>mfw
>MFW
>MY FUCKING FEELS WHEN

>> No.12349425

>>12349409
You have been missed.

>> No.12349434

>>12349409
>the newfaggotry is rampant

>> No.12349441
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>>12349409
Who is MrBearWolf?

Before I share my telegram link to all my fans, just thought I would share an excerpt from my autobiopgraphy I'm writing.

"My Face When", by MrBearWolf, (c) 2018

>> No.12349452

>>12349441
"Michael!! Clean your room!!"
"MOM!! I'm not Michael! I'm MrBearWolf"
"You are spending too much time in front of that 4 website, young man. You need to clean up and go outside for some fresh air. Your friend Hung is coming over to play in one hour"
"He's not my friend MOM.... he's your friend's son. We don't have anything in common."
"It doesn't matter Michael, you need to be nice to our guests"
"MOM!!! Don't call me that anymore"
"We named you Michael after your Grandfather, god bless his soul. You will answer to that name. No If, And, or Buts, about it!"
"I HATE YOU MOM! I can't wait until I get my first full BitCoin and I can finally get my own place"
"Michael.... just stop it with that Bitcoins nonsense. You will make enough for a down payment if you just go out and get a job like everyone else. You have been at this for months and you've only lost money"
"I HATE YOU MOM"
"THAT'S IT. I HAVE HAD IT. I am NOT going to make you mac'n'cheese for lunches ANYMORE. You are 45 and you can make your own food"
"FINE"
"FINE"
*silenty weeps*
... continued

(p.s., Daily Fucking Reminder, No price action for you AMBlet cucks, not this month, not next month, never, NEVER, NEVER EVER, KEK)

>> No.12349462

>>12349452
-walks up to his attic
-turns on the light
-takes a look around at all the garbage on the floor
-notices it's almost all empty Onions bottles
-takes a look at his Star Wars action figure collection
-glances at his prized black fedora sitting on his katana
-sees himself in the mirror, his round belly protruding far below his belt, his unshaven neck masking the acne
-closes his eyes slowly and takes a deep breath
-opens his eyes and looks startes at himself in the mirror, this time directly in the eyes
-he suddently feels a focus and a fire that he hasn't felt since his first Karate competition when he was 12
-the fire burned for but a moment. Memories flood in. Visions of a brighter future. A Friend. A girlfriend. An appartment to call his own. A Job.
-reaches for his fedora, places it on his head slowly.
-with his thumb and forefinger, pinches the solid, thick brim
-and with a tug that he will forever remember, he tips the fedora with a conviction he will never forget....

"I have to make a change"

>> No.12349474

>>12349462
-goes downstairs into the kitchen
"Mom... I.... I'm sorry"
"*sigh* It's OK Sweetie"
"It's not mom... I-I fucked up."
"How's that?"
"You're right. I could have had my own appartment by now if I just didn't get into crypto"
"Sweetie.... you've been working sooo hard on it since last year. It really shows how dedicated you can be to something you're passionate about. We just have to find a way to turn that passion into something productive. Something you can be proud of."
"It's just.... I dunno... Most people who got into crypto a year ago made millions... And I WAS breaking even around Christmas, but I just got greedy. And now, today..."
"What happened today?"
"..."
"Michael, you can tell me"
"I... lost everything"
"You what??"
"I lost everything. I shorted bitcoin and it went way up."
"Oh Michael..."
"Everyone on biz was saying Bitcoin was going to 3k... so I shorted it with leverage and I lost my last $1k. Now I have nothing"
"I'm so sorry Michael."
"It's ok... like I said, I fucked up"
"Micheal please don't use that language in our house"
"Mom I'm 45... I am old enough to swear now"
"Micheal please don't ruin this moment, you are going to upset your father and you know how he gets..."
"You always do this!"
"Michael... please... you never open up like this to me. Let's talk some more about this. Ever since you lost your Pokemon Go account last year you have been different. So closed. Distant"
-memories rush in
-thoughts of a better time, biking around with friends going on adventures trapping and battling*
-"If only she didn't confiscate my computer, maybe I could have prevented my brat sister from falling for that phishing scam that lost me my account"*
-He felt fluttering in his chest, and anxiety he had forgotten but which rolled and grew inside him, like a loaf of onions bread, his dream invention*
-"If only I just left this place last year. Things would be so different"

>> No.12349480

>>12349474
"Mom... I... I have to go now."
"Go where?"
"I don't know."
"Do you mean go upstairs to your room? Or go outside for some fresh air? Hung is coming over in only 20 minutes. Is your room still a disaster?"
"No Mom... I am leaving."
"Hung is on his way. Please do not abandon your friend"
"He's not my friend!"
"No this again Michael."
"No Mom I- ...."
".... yes?"
"I'm moving out."
"Moving out? You just lost all your money and you have no job. I know you want your independence, but really Michael, let's be realistic. I'm going to get your father and he's NOT going to be happy."
"Don't call me Michael. Call me MrBearWolf"
And with that, Michael left his house with a pride and conviction he thought he'd lost. Finally he felt the feeling of freedom he's been longing for ever since his his parents left for the weekend three long years ago.
He grabbed his last bottle of Onions, his fedora, carrying only the clothes he was wearing, stormed out the door. His mother was left speechless.

>> No.12349488

Hahahahhahaha

>> No.12349496

>>12349480
-Michael returns home for dinner that night pretending the event earlier that day never happened
"Oh hello Michael, back home now, are we?"
-Michael eats silently, focused, determined
-Eats his last chicken tender, stands up abruptly
"MY NAME IS MRBEARWOLF. MY FACE WHEN"
"Pardon me? Sit down and ask to be excused"
"MY FACE WHEN YOU ARE PROJECTING THIS HARD"
-*dead silence*
-Goes upstairs to his attic bedroom
"I can be somebody. I AM somebody. I will show them... and when I do... No body will ever mess with me again. I will assblast them all"
-Opens 4chan
-Start a New Thread: "DAILY, NO, HOURLY FUCKING REMINDER"...
-His feelings when.
-His feelings when.
-His fucking feelings when.

>> No.12349505

>>12349496
-EPILOGUE-
Michael still lives in his parent's attic today. He unfortunately still hasn't gotten his first full bitcoin. However he did get a part-time job at the nearby McDonalds and is saving up for a down-payment for his own place.


-The End-

>> No.12349510

Isn't the name Karl?

>> No.12349517

>>12348115
kek this scam is going to 0

>> No.12349534

>>12349517
fuck kek, and fuck you too, Rangush

>> No.12349633

>>12349496
are you mentally ill?

>> No.12349646

>>12349409

Shut up Ryan Cabahug

>> No.12349675

>>12349633
No, MBW pays me in AMB tokens to fud against him ;P

>> No.12349685

>>12349646
Whos that?

>> No.12349768
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>>12349510
>>12349646
>mfw AMBlets actually thought they could dox the legendary BearWolf
I REPEAT. I ABSOLUTELY REPEAT
NO PRICE ACTION FOR AMBLETS
NEVER EVER
NEVER FUCKING EVER
>mfw
>MFW
>MY ABSOLUTE FEELS WHEN

>> No.12349780

>>12349768
Mr Bear Wolf!!!!!!

>> No.12350523

>>12349768
are you with Venice Palm Beach Confidential?

>> No.12350661

>>12349780
pajeet

>> No.12350703
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>>12349452
>>12349462
>>12349474
>>12349480
>>12349496
>>12349505

lel

>> No.12350751

>>12349480
>"Don't call me Michael. Call me MrBearWolf"
lmao

>> No.12351337

>>12350751
Daily, no, HOURLY REMINDER that MrBearWolf created FUD to attempt at dropping price, then buys and scalps:
>>/biz/thread/S8552640#p8555832

>> No.12352013
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12352013

>>12351337
>mfw AMBlets try to discredit the legendary BearWolf with fake archives
>mfw
>MFW
>MY FUCKING WHEELS

>> No.12352120

>>12352013
>fake archive
Imagine coping this hard

>> No.12352157

>>12352120
>mfw AMBlet is upset that the BearWolf can never be discredited
The absolute STATUS of AMBlets

>> No.12352178

>masternodes

imagine basing your platform on already obsolete tech

>> No.12352279

>>12352157
>discrediting yourself and then calling anyone who points it out a liar.

>> No.12353131
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12353131

>>12352279
>projecting THIS hard
The absolute STATE of AMBlets

>> No.12353608

>>12353131
Classic retort from a brainlet

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>>12348115
>>12348272
>>12348994
>>12350523
>>12350661
These posts REEK of curry. I smell you fudjeet.