/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12294406
>unbreakable diamon encrusted vibranium plated support at $pick your number

>>12294406
we need a /biz/ 2018 rewind. Bizonacci please

>There is vishnu on blockchin

> Pink wojacks... many of them

>>12294535
AYE

>>12294406
Highlights:
>climax of the Bull Run /biz/ was tons of fun and excitement
>generous anons giving away free crypto when everyone was ecstatic from the bull run
>Bizonacci videos
>Bog twins/quick rundown meme
>boomer meme
>pink wojaks/AAAAAAAAAA
>crypto crashing into the depths of Hell
>informative WAROSU threads highlighting old /biz/ posts from years gone by and giving hope to us crypto retards

Lowlights:
>NPC *tips fedora* meme
>pajeet shitcoin spam
>LINK spam threads
>how dead this board has become
>anything dealing with disgusting crypto twitter crossover
>influx of normies and /pol/ cretins that bought the top and slowly faded during bear season

Here's to another year of the Bear, my fellow retards.

>>12295389
under highlights you missed the Texas Roadhouse thread.

>>12295409
true, Texas Roadhouse and all variations of the Wage slave meme (wagie ragie in a cagey) should be on the list of highlights

>>12294406
>2018
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric - complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.