/biz/ - Business & Finance

>first time optioning
>look at AMD overnight last night, buy 3 contract calls at 19$ strike
>climbed to 18.02 today
>sold off at 18
>back down to original price I bought the calls at
small quick gains, but I can see why people lose everything.

RED DAY

didn't link old thread.. wow.. just fucking wow!!!!

>you can't stress yourself about every little up and down in the market, sometimes you've just got to go outside and enjoy the weather

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN AND YOU NEED TO LINK THE OLD THREAD

remember fomo is death

I like making money with a bull trap

>>12265683
wew, my bad

>>12262115

*tink tink tink*
ahem, I have an announcement to make
...
FUCK BULLS
FUCK TRANNIES
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK CRYPTOFAGS
...
That is all

>>12265700
BOBOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

O to 45 plz, want to buy a new truck

hope you all bought some SN yesterday.. it's looking pretty good today for those that did.......

BULLS FUCKING REKT

What’s the point of buying dividend stocks? Why not just buy regular stocks? They’re both correlated, and dividend stocks don’t return more than regular stocks.

this is the last opportunity to buy the dip before the final wave 5 up. At that point we should just see sideways chop between 250-260, and then a big move down to the 230s again. Easy 7% left, still meat on the bone. buy this dip

>>12265770
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

>>12265772

Material sector is getting worked the hardest I think. 2 of the 3 stocks I'm in right now are in that sector.

Have we finally seen the bottom for KHC?

Greeeeeeen

This is fucking boring. Sideways days are worse than strong red days

>>12265780
are you talking about a specific stock or the whole S&P?

>>12265795
That’s not very far back

>>12265824
>This is fucking boring. Sideways days are worse than strong red days
agreed

>>12265560

There’s no lag on Elite and there is no delay on the data. You are a brainlet if you are using quotes from free version since they are delayed.

>>12265824

This whole year is sideways and has been pretty interesting desu

Buy you stupid fags, I’m sick of Aussie stocks getting rekt by incompetent amerifats

>>12265818
I like that P/E ratio. not sure if bottom.

>>12265847
>There’s no lag on Elite and there is no delay on the data.
how would i know there is no lag on Elite when the fucking site won't even load for me you moron?

>You are a brainlet if you are using quotes from free version since they are delayed.
I mainly get my quotes from my think or swim.. i really don't understand why you are getting so worked up you fucking sperg

green EOD don't @ me

Bretty good ride so far today and we haven't even made it to lunch yet.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back.

>>12265902
>orange man good!
YIKES

>>12265851
this kek
also its funny for these past few months there am more movement in 2 mins than there usually is in a day cercia 2016

where's the anon that predicted the future yesterday and today? i need to ask him about the lottery

>>12265824
>>12265851
sideways days are the most interesting days if they're also highly volatile

>>12265937
can you please stop posting gay anime.

double top off 2500. OOF

>>12265937
>>12265824
Everyone is waiting for 2:40 to see if the PPT will pump the market again. If it doesn't, watch out below.

>>12265944

>>12265944
he's mentally unstable and he has to make sure everyone knows it.. his parents hate him.. he seeks attention for being gay.. he has to tell everyone he is gay.. soon.. he'll be knocking at your door just to hand you a picture of some gay anime and then tell you he's gay and then walk away.. because.. well he has issues with his parents.. the gay is a way... to rebel against parents.. only problem is.. once you gay.. there is no coming back.. you're gay.. he didn't know this when he first told everyone he's gay.. now he has to live with that decision for the rest of his life....... sad

>>12265875

Because I told you, you moron.

Also there’s a difference between a site lagging and a site not loading

Are you still on dialup? Can’t afford modern internet? kek

ABX merging with GOLD, and planning to put so much into RnD for AI tech, that they claim they’ll become a tech company that just so happens to also be the worlds biggest mining company. Why would you want to buy anything else?

There any platform that allows you to build your own indexes? Might be helpful towards getting a more complete feel for the market.

>>12265991
Maybe M1 will work for you.

>>12265772
Utility value of cash. Your portfolio does not exist in a bubble and is complimentary to your other investments. I use dividends to cover gaps in my rental properties mortgage for instance. Strategic dividend reinvestment also has a lot of power, meaning you bank all your divvies and reinvest once or twice a year when you think you can get cheapies. Or just gamble them options. Divvies are flexible.

>>12265981
ok.. now i'm pretty sure you are retarded.. thanks for the help anyway kiddo

>>12265979
K...keep me posted

>>12265991
just buy individual shares of each company you want lol

>open a strangle
>market goes sideways
ok, this is epic

>>12265979
imagine unironically writing this kek

>>12265979
he's mentally unstable and he has to make sure everyone knows it.. his parents hate him.. he seeks attention for owning LCI.. he has to tell everyone he bought LCI.. soon.. he'll be knocking at your door just to hand you a picture of his LCI position and then tell you he bought LCI and then walk away.. because.. well he has issues with his parents.. the LCI is a way... to rebel against parents.. only problem is.. once you buy LCI.. there is no coming back.. you own LCI.. he didn't know this when he first told everyone he bought LCI.. now he has to live with that decision for the rest of his life....... sad

>>12265987
is it public info? why the market isn't pleased with ABX then?

I used blow my paychecks on trivial bullshit and never considered just how much I wasted or cared

now that I'm in the stock market, I think "I can't wait to invest this money into stocks.", "The more shares I buy, the more my dividends will grow.", or "I *could* buy this, but with that same money I could also buy 3 shares of a div stock" or "I could save up and buy enough shares to write covered calls on this div stock, and use that money to buy even more shares"

it feels like being enlightened

>>12266009
>opening a strangle with the VIX at 30
smart

>>12266016
one of the many perks of living in someone's head rent free

>>12266027
based and divspilled

>>12266017
You need help. Stop wasting your life here posting stupid shit nobody wants to look at

>>12266017
the difference is that when I sell LCI the trip comes off... and guess what.. you'll still be a fag that has issues with your parents and still playing with a $1,000 robinhood account.. only difference is you will probably have both HIV1&2

>>12266016
its a boring day...

>Trader or no trader, that's a naked position. You know better than that. Stop-Losses should be set at all times.
>Well, this is my stop-loss, sir.
Who else here is a cowboy?

>>12266019
Yes the merger was announced go ahead and google it. And this article in linkin just came out two days ago.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjKpaf3_sLfAhXCj4MKHa1DAj4QzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wsj.com%2Farticles%2Fminers-talk-about-artificial-intelligence-but-do-less-11545825601&psig=AOvVaw0EBwnp6DPYu2iXcSYbGkFE&ust=1546102541211506

>>12266049
Imagine being the kid that got bullied everyday in grade school and never made it anywhere in life and now is stuck starting fights with people who may or may not existing on the internet. sad sad life.

>>12266019
It’s not that the market isn’t happy, it’s just a low volume pullback to higher support levels, priming for breakout

>>12266049
Very based and redpilled

Should I sell of my SQQQ or is this just a trap?

>>12266072
Hello Mr. White-Knight, how is Tyrone doing with your wife?

>>12266072
the faggot is asking for it by gay anime avataring in every thread

>>12266072
well now isn't that an ironic post

>>12266017
Nobody cares about your fagposting please just off yourself

Nice day huh?

>>12265979
he's mentally unstable and he has to make sure everyone knows it.. his parents hate him.. he seeks attention for being gay.. he has to tell everyone he is gay.. soon.. he'll be knocking at your door just to hand you a picture of some gay anime and then tell you he's gay and then walk away.. because.. well he has issues with his parents.. the gay is a way... to rebel against parents.. only problem is.. once you gay.. there is no coming back.. you're gay.. he didn't know this when he first told everyone he's gay.. now he has to live with that decision for the rest of his life....... sad.

i-is it finally over? Are we safe now?

Tbf while they're both cancer. Pendulum is an insufferable cunt desu

imagine shorting the bottom and then bearposting all the way back up

Are you bulls enjoying your little Santa Claus Rally? Well then, don't get too over-confident, because we're entering bear territory and there's literally nothing you can do to stop it. Enjoy it while it lasts. Next week you're in for quite the surprise.

>>12266027
If you know what you are doing, my first three months of trading everything crashed and burned on me. Sold out fast as I could.

So I looked into M1 and it's 'automated investing'. Thing is I'm pretty sure it deals mostly with individual stocks, I'm looking to create my own indexes so I can gain some insight to the chaos that is the market.

>>12266125
>t-t-this is just a temporary setback, we're going to go back into a bear market next week
>i-i-i'm not going to lose everything holding SPY puts

>>12266122
Imagine running in a bulltrap with announced rate hikes. Russian Missiles flying over your head. And xina banning iphones

>>12266108
saved

>>12266115
the worst does seem to be behind us, at least in the short term
nobody can really predict what the market will do in the long term, though

>>12266135
>I'm looking to create my own indexes
why bother, there are cheap products (ETFs) available for every grouping you could want.

>>12266125
Bitch we already in bear turf ever since October

>>12266133
the same thing happened with me. I played with options not knowing what I was doing, then I figured it out (kind of) and made my money back.

then I bought back in literally a day before this last massive dump hit and erased all my gains

I'm not worried at all though because the only 3 stocks I'm in right now are all relatively stable high-div-yield companies

why do people deal with boomer divvys if they are more than 10 years from retirement?

total waste of time, they move SO slowly the gains are barely inflation tier and growth stocks shitpost on divvys by a factor of at least 2, likely even more

if you own any 4%+ yields and your under the age of 50, your throwing away money

It’s time to buy Fedex. Change my mind.

>>12266165
Aside from my Canadain pot stock, which are worthless; I have nothing but gold right now. I am going to try to do more studying before I play around with anything again.

>>12266135
You can use functions on some platforms. Here I did aapl+fb+amd / 3. Or you could just leave them added without the division. Or weight them like aapl+fb*2+amd*3.

Feeling good

This is the start of the biggest bull run we have seen. Was a tough bear market...

>>12266178
>your

yikes

>>12266027
Makes you disgusted at what normies spend their money on, doesn’t it?

SIR

>>12266178
not to mention the tax disadvantages. i think it's because they feel good to hold, but it's a trick. DIVIDENDS ARE NOT YOUR FRENS

>>12266152
>>12266135
this
there are even ETFs that let people invest in companies that align with their political ideologies (SHE, MAGA, DSI)

>>12266178
>what we are saying, is that even though you received dividends for 50 years you're still poor because you invested in GE and lost all the principal..

>>12266178
I don't have the time to actively watch the market and trade right now. I can't properly research companies that would make good growth stocks

>>12266199
Yes.
Fast food, useless video games, knick knacks, phones. All truly detrimental to their value considering they have no savings or passive income.

I'm pretty sure I'm dead inside.

The bear is lingering.

>>12266213
you can even grab like 20 cents 40,000 times on TOPS sometimes.

friendly reminder that up to $100 of gambling losses can be deducted on your taxes

so you only have a few days to lose $100 at the casino/lottery and get reimbursed by uncle sam

>>12266240
we all are fren

>>12266240
how much did you lose fren?

>>12266252
i wanna see my employee bare, she's got small tits and a medium small ass i wonder about her areolas but have never looked at her in a tight blouse with no bra on a cold day

>>12266277
charming

>>12265979
Same exact thing happens to transfags now too
Years later they realize they fucked up and flip out

>>12266256
Options aren’t legally considered gambling are they?

>>12266277
post pics

>>12266265
i losed my whole best friend this year and i can't help but find my self reminding my self how next year will be the first of many years he's not there

>>12266316
Who dat

>>12266347
that's a picture of baggie

>he shorted the market at the bottom

OH NONONONONO

>>12266223
The logical conclusion of what you are feeling is to get a second job and stuff your brokerage account till you burn out.

>>12266347
that's the image that was taken by the guy who died

im gonna take a walk i don't want to let anybody see me cry...

>>12266356
>the bottom
red EOD don't @ me

>>12266368
hey but post pics of that girl first

>>12266199
Absolutely. I'm in oil and literally everyone has new cars and smokes all their money away. Although I've gotten a little lax lately.

>>12266368
also.. sorry to hear man.. i just had a friend die a few weeks ago.. one of my ex gfs brother.. Overdose.. she is sloppy sad.. she hits me up to cry because she knows that i went through the same thing 8 years ago when i was with her and my brother died... death is certain in life.. nothing you can do...

imagine shorting the bottom

>>12266388
Thats horrible
I have known a lot of people who died from fentanyl in the past few years
Its getting crazy with that stuff now
I fear for the next generation

>>12266415
imagine knowing that vxx is going to reach $49.75 in less than 3 hours, but not giving a fuck about grabbing 75 cents as many times as you want

>>12266415
fuck fentanyl. it's even working it's way into cocaine now. goddamn chinese.

>>12266388
>>12266415
Thank God for fentanyl. Immediately cleans out the degenerates with little fuss.

>>12266415
what next generation?

>>12266415
and thats a good thing

>>12266415
>>12266456
>>12266458
is there a publically traded company that legally produces fentanyl
it seems like a potentially lucrative investment opportunity, desu
https://www.omaha.com/money/this-killer-opioid-fentanyl-could-become-a-weapon-of-mass/article_00a1f62b-41e2-53b3-ad72-1725f15ff680.html

wow, i'd never think i would say this, but you could lock me in a room with an 8-ball of that shit and i'd come out 5 minutes later and it'd still be on the fucking table, i'm fucking done

>>12266456
I am ignorant, why are the Chinese to blame for Fent being hidden in drugs?

>>12266496
>As of 2017, fentanyl was the most widely used synthetic opioid in medicine. Fentanyl patches for cancer pain are on the WHO List of Essential Medicines, the most effective and safe medicines needed in a health system.

>>12266496
Actually not that lucrative. Too strong it kills off customer too fast. That's why weed will be so profitable. Lower direct damage to individual over each use like cigarettes.

>>12266508
since addiction is now a made up illness like depression and ptsd, you can't blame some one for being sick so somebody else has to be the scape goat.

>>12266496
Most companies who make something like that are gonna be completely secretive and in Asia or Mexico

>>12266512
this
theres no way fent not some sort of weapon
its completely retarded from business perspective

>>12266415
Of course the general filled with white collar wage cucks is tuned into the heroin situation. Degenerates.

>>12266508
the chinese arent to blame per say, they just are the main producer of the global illicit fentanyl market
its really heroin and pill dealers who are to blame for often times knowingly selling the stuff under a different name

>>12266458
it hits more than just degenerates
batches of legal prescription medications get doped with it too now

also synthetic painkillers are prescribed much too lax now

>>12266491
>and thats a good thing
yikes!

>>12266508
china is where it is manufactured and shipped in from, so they get blame from being easy scapegoat
but >>12266551
is more accurate about the problem

>>12266539
Yea it will be another chemical weapon soon. Techanically many pharma drugs can be turned into a powder and dumped on cities so its just another one to add to list.

>>12266536
>made up illness
>depression
>ptsd
kek

Bullrun?

>>12266537
>>12266512
>>12266539
>Insys' main product is Subsys, a sublingual spray of fentanyl.

never mind, this obviously isn't very lucrative

>>12266050
By doing that I lost 40% in two days. That was an expensive fucking lesson to always have a stop loss. At the very least to buy back on at a lower price

>>12266617
yo fuck investing in fentanyl invest in that narcane shit that counteracts it and every fucking municipality has to have on hand and learn to administer since people are too umm fucking fucking fuck it i don't even give a fuck

>>12266050
prepare to get stopped in less than 2 hours fren

>>12266636
naloxone is available as a generic, so I don't think there's a particular company that has patent rights to it

>>12266072
>>12266093
that's nothing jay jay, imagine waking up everyday not being white

>>12266660
>>12266636
that's a good thing for the vast majority of people, though, it's cheaper and more abundantly available because of that

does LCI sell naloxone, Big5Guy

>>12266185
You'll be able to buy in cheaper when the crash comes.

>>12266665
>imagine waking up everyday not being white
must be nice

>>12266027
While it's good to be conscious of what you're spending on, you shouldn't just accumulate for accumulations sake. Is there something you were hoping to use your investments for?

>>12266702
im dying to make love to this broad, i should just ask her if she wants to get a drink after work tonight and then just umm casually lead the conversation to uhhh something a little more sensual and provocative, better go to that place with the atmosphere that is mood setting and then maybe later she can suck my tiny little balls.

>>12266677
LCI actually does sell a product that contains naloxone, but it's mixed with buprenorphine, which produces the same effects as opioids, but in a milder form

https://www.lannett.com/product/buprenorphine-naloxone/

>>12266733
self-sustaining passive income from dividends that I can live off of
essentially I want to have fuck you money

>>12266165
What a fucking ride

>>12266765
I know, shit sucks.
At least I can write the $124 off on my taxes. I'm also gonna get 3/4th of it back in divs too

>>12266757
LCI sells a lot of drugs and already have more drugs in the pipeline that are going to launch fiscal year 2019..

LCI is not a bad company.. AT ALL!! anybody with half a brain that can look into a companies filings can see that..

price of a stock doesn't always reflect true value..

>>12266199
>>12266223
I dont think you should let consumption rule your life either, but eating good food and having some entertainment every now and then makes life worth living. Most normies have stock investment, they just dont obsess over it.

>>12265979
Literally this.

>>12266782
>anyone with half a brain
you said the same thing about Big 5

>>12266789
I made 20% on BGFV.. took my gains and left... the stock has since declined.. what don't you understand about taking gains and moving onto another stock?

>>12266017
Everyone hates you

>>12266787
'most' NPCs dont have stocks no man

its definitely less than half and a large % of them probably buy like 3 shares of QQQ a year

>>12266787
honestly it goes a bit deeper for me.
I have very, very bad anxiety.
When it flares up, I impulse buy shit as a pacifier.
If I force myself to not impulse buy, I impulse eat.
I can't win.
Until I learned about stocks.
This way I can "buy" stuff without actually spending money. It's still my money, it's generating passive income, and it has the same pacifying effect on me as does buying some stupid random shit off of amazon. Except it's actively improving my future.

>>12266580
.....over ruled!

>>12266810
impulse eat xanax until the xanax calms you down.

>>12266798
Stats put it at 54%. That most dont actively manage their money isnt necessarily a bad thing, that's an easy way to loose money too.

Shitters at PPT hq haven't been cleaned in 7 days. You can bet the office is empty today. Sell it all frens.

>>12266223
>I can't properly research companies that would make good growth stocks

this is what mutual funds and their advisors are paid for

>>12266828
commie what do you think about Bagholder laying off a minority employee just before New Year's?

5G finna gonna dab on any potential recession

>>12266810
Well stocks are also pretty volatile investments, if you impulse buy maybe it's a good idea to look for things with relatively stable prices and returns like bonds so you can make sure you get your money back if you change your mind later.

>FAANG

>>12266847
Well I always knew he was a psycho asshole who lacks human empathy. I wouldn't be surprised if he agreed with that assessment.

>>12266859
So I've noticed.
For a while now I've wanted to start investing in bonds and commodities, but I'm just a robinhoodlet. I don't actually know how to enter the bonds/commodities markets.

I assume other, more advanced brokers allow it but I'm only 21 barely making any money in college so I can't afford brokerage fees on top of my orders. I guess you could argue robinhood charges fees too, but they're all hidden.

>>12265824
Such is life

Who here gonna fuck a fat chick this weekend?

Downtrend Coaster Day

>>12266900
giwtwm

>>12266815
Bull starts at Power'
I can see the future, I can see time

>>12266900
how do i do that? do i gotta be black?

>>12266733
>you shouldn't just accumulate for accumulations sake

Where do you think we are?

Does anybody know where to find the holdings of different ETFs? ETF dot com only gives me the top ten

>>12266932
https://etfdb.com/

>>12266909

It could be

>>12266913

I usually show up to a bar around 2330 drink just enough to loosen up, paired up with anywhere between a cute fatty or solid 7-8/10 by 1 of 0130. And I’m white sir.

>>12266903
The weak should fear the strong

Just bought "alot" of Appl. Tell me why im retarded biz.

>>12266796
jeb is a mess

Tell me why Nvidia is green today.

>>12266956
Where the PPT at?

>>12266944
Awesome thanks anon

>>12266986
cause btc went up.

>>12266984
you are a smart person and you will get great gains from that

define alot. 20 shares?

>>12266885
Well I use ally and their fees are usually just around 5 bucks. Besides that you can buy treasury bonds with no fees at treasurydirect.

>>12266694
true for everything

>>12267016
if your portfolio size grows or you buy stocks regularly they lower the trade rate $1 to 3.95.

Have you had any luck getting free trades from them? im contemplating threatening to go to the JPM platform as they give something like 20 free trades a year

Tfw after 6 months with a practice account you've almost doubled the balance.

Yet your bank irl is only a few hundred dollars.

>>12266997
remember when i said btc was at a buy level yesterday.I was giving you guys free financial advise.

if this post is even im totally going to go for it and try to nail this broad, but if its odd im going to totally not try to nail that broad.

>>12267041
you need to Enders Game that shit and have someone trick you into thinking its fake money but its the real show

>>12267047
cock blocked D:

DUDE WEED POPPING OFF

MULTIPLE TICKERS OVER +10%

>>12267041
>practice

literally just wasting your life. might as well have spent 6 months staring at a wall

what was /biz/ like before crypto? ive only come here recently, and every time i look through the catalog this is the only thread worth entering

>>12267053
>you need to Enders Game that shit and have someone trick you into thinking its fake money but its the real show

Seconded.

>>12267073
what do you consider not "wasting your life"
would you rather we go to some party and pretend to be interested in the lives of random normies we'll never see again

>>12266949
One of the first things my dad ever taught me. We were driving home and he pointed at a bar and said "you know what that is, son?"
I said "that's a bar"
He said "nope, that's free pussy after 10 pm"
He was right, it's too easy

>>12267073
I didn't want to play a video game, but I wanted a game. So I found this with my bank. Now I'm sad because I've realized my potential.

>>12267040
I try to minimize my number of trades so I dont have to worry about fees too much so i dunno.

>>12267074
there was no biz before crypto

/biz/ is a containment board made to stop all of the crypto posting that used to plague /g/ ( back when one BTC was worth less than $100 )

This golden bull run is amazing bros

>>12267118
it's all over, bullcucks
we're down .22%, the economy is going to go into recession and the market will never recover

>>12267103
Jump in and go for it, anon.

>>12267074

It was more traditional with stock/oil/precious metals threads as well as dropshipping/startup/sole proprietorship memes popping up here and there and book threads. Crypto was just talking about BTC and ETH threads started popping up here and there back when it was profitable to mine and worth $25-30.

Do mind that was roughly 3-4 years ago. Originally /biz/ was a crypto quarantine board from /g/.

wanna be a baller, shot caller, 20" blades on the impala

>>12267131
there were also shrimp farm threads

>>12267140
Call her, gettin' laid tonight
Swisha rolled tight, got sprayed by Ike
I hit the highway, making money the fly way
But there's got to be a better way!
A better way, better way, yea-eah!

>>12267118
Up and down, up and down, all day. We are bear within bear.

>>12267118
This post is gonna be very funny once the last hour rally starts again. People need to re balance fixed income into equities after Q4 losses.

>>12267118
Keep holding those decayed puts
Keep our put ratio high small spec :)

>>12267140
>>12267158

Strapped in for the daily bull pump at end of day. Very comfy

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

>>12267155

Oh right, forgot to add in those meme side gig threads. Like shrimp farm anon and the asian bizfag that made bank selling high end dildos.

>>12266185
Amazon is making their own delivery unit and they were FedEx's main customer.

>>12267202
there's a furry that makes like $25K per month from his patreon for making furry vidya games. wtf i can't believe there's a market for that

>>12267173
I gotchu famalam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOqOlETcRU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wreR6HwrE2I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3yXg-sX5c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F7xbF7OnxU

>>12267131
sounds cozy
hopefully post-crypto /biz/ will be the same

>>12267211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFpwOZaxjAc

>>12267209
he goes by "fek". Don't ask how I know.

you are all warned, exit the market or go significantly short right now.

>>12267238
How can I exit the market if I wasn't in it to begin with?

>>12267233
fekkin shit

>>12267231
It wasnt cozy it was a dead board. Stories were weeks outdated. Go see /sci/ for an example.

>>12267238
oh fuck.. i forgot the market is still open.. shit is boring as fuck and i'm high as shit

>>12267238
GE been comfy all day

>>12267276
u were warned

>>12267238
vix is tanking. market finna pump.

>>12267255
>>12267233
>>12267209
imagine when you move into a neighborhood full of doctors, scientist, lawyers, government officials.. and then they ask what you do for a living...

whats even worse is that they went to school forever and worked their ass off just to live next door to a furry

>unbelievably cheap atm
>closure of Flexographic Packaging division deal is expected to close in the first half of 2019
>they're going balls-deep in crypto with KODAKcoin in the summer of 2019

seems like an interesting buy for KODK, the cheap price makes it very enticing lads

>>12267209
Furries are perhaps the biggest patrons of the arts in the 21st century. It's quite a strange world we're living in.

>>12267297
>they're going balls-deep in crypto with KODAKcoin in the summer of 2019
red flag

>>12267306
I'm tempted to agree, but maybe scalping the daily flip might be worth it?

>>12267292
>he doesn't know about the neuroscientist furry who commissions thousands of dollars worth of Falco x Fox macro furry porn a month

besides, I'm getting a 6 year degree in Computer Engineering, will be living off of stocks, and also be a furry artist too. I'll be in good company

>>12266911
yes yes
the golden bull

>>12267306
>>12267297
KODK is full of traps and manipulation.. the bears are playing that shit hard as fuck right now.. they got both the options and underlying controlled as fuck!! I've been trading it awhile and have been itm just to be otm the day of expiration...

>>12267329
time to put your kneepads on again, relish whore

>>12267340
>I've been trading it awhile and have been itm just to be otm the day of expiration...
no shit, eh. What were the option premiums priced at when you bought them?

The pumping is starting again and I have a put which I can't close because faggot German exchanges decided to close earlier today (which is not noted when you look up their holidays).
I mean this shit is run by computers. What does it cost them to keep them running for a few more hours? Anyway RIP me.

>>12267361
I usually always buy OTM.. the stock is just manipulated hard around options expirations.. hhmm wonder why that is.. take a look at short interest.... oh.

>/smg/ actually shorted the bottom

Holy shit you idiots did it. I can't believe it. Gonna hit up wallstreetbets to see robinhood balances of put holders. Gonna be a good day.

Pensions must be in. Manipulation to lows falsely blamed on Powell is over.

Now it goes back to the highs so pensions and anyone else along for the ride can get a 20%+ gain in short order.

That's all this ever was. They needed something to blame though to begin the process.

>>12267409
but muh Greater Depression

>>12267102
got anymore tips?

>>12267409
>/smg/ actually shorted the bottom
>Gonna hit up wallstreetbets to see robinhood balances of put holders

2/10 made me reply

>>12267376
>What does it cost them to keep them running for a few more hours?
their gains from your losses

>>12267238
ty sir

Hey some of you guys are cool, get out of the market before power hour. We're setting off some chain sell offs before end of day. You're all welcome.

>>12267409
This isn't the bottom, but there's still time for most short bets to get blown out of the water before they're profitable.

Make up your mind stock market! I’m getting seasick.

>>12267439
never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body

S&P breaking out of descending channel. Next meaningful resistance is 2600-2625 or so. Bears left a bunch of gaps on the way down.

>thinking this bullshit will work for a third day

>>12267481
Why a dagger specifically?

>>12267354
me am shaking in me little cutie booties

>>12267481
>never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body

Jesus fucking christ I needed this advice five years ago. Holy hell.

My CTL short needs until monday to be profitable at this rate. the fuuck

Sell your stocks and claim losses you fucking jews

>>12267497
a bit optimistic. but I hope you're right, since that would give much better shorting opportunities.

Put in calls it it goes down. Place a put order it goes up. There’s some Jew shit going on here somewhere.

>>12267566
it's sounds like you are just shit at trading

>>12267439
The nicer you dress the better your chances of getting a girl higher up the scale. And get good cologne

>>12267533

I don't think it'll head straight up to 2600 though. Probably more of a few days consolidation, get a bull flag pattern going, then make the attempt. Rejection of breakout will be a significant lower low on the daily.

>>12267574
you must be rich being a good trader and all

>>12267581
would Old Spice suffice for the higher-end woman?

>>12267566
Does your sister really exist? Or is she just a fragment of your imagination if this is all really a simulation?

>>12267597
this is all you need

>>12267507
is it ok if i tell you sometimes I fantasize about being a virgin again so you can tie me up violently force your self on me while I beg and plea for mercy only to watch you grin as you continue to enjoy tantalizing me with possibility you'll stop only to keep laughing and humiliating me for hours with out end?

>>12267633
looks tasty

I just went full boomer since everyone here is now short. I have no reason to ever log into my account again.

3rd day in a row PPT?

>receive BTI dividend
>BTI moons
God Himself

>>12267659
they still work despite the shutdown apparently

>>12267659
What is re balancing?

If bonds stay flat, and equities drop 20%, what do people need to do?

>>12267637
they'd probably fucking merc u and remove your entrails.

>>12267597
>>12267633
I use this

>>12267637
>the absolute state of heterosexual "men"

>>12267637
you know me fantasy about literally gutting people alive... right?

on the list of things am do to tied up defenseless virgins, sex am not of on it

who scalping expiring options today

249 SPY puts feel like a winning gamble

>>12267692
I rub cedar dust from my shop all over my body when I get out of the shower. Works great on cougars

Wow not even friday has defated the golden bull today

>>12267701
it really bothers me knowing I'm one of the most mentally stable tripfags in this thread.

>>12267701
wow that's fucked up

>trade silently, make mad gains
>start smug bear posting on /biz/
>start losing money
>mfw I realize my urge to boast on /biz/ is an indicator for an oversold market
or maybe it's just the bogs punishing me for my hybris

>>12267708
that was my reasoning with Old Spice - the abusive daddy smell

>>12267702
Nevermind long TVIX now

I'ma biggaynigger and wrong

>>12267637
you do realize this is the person you are talking to right?

>>12267727
Old Spice lacks that subtle hint of machine oil and beer.

>>12267695
i heard its not gay unless the balls touch

Hello my fellow traders 1001000111100111

>that weekly hammer candle

we did it bull bros

Angry bulls eyeing the 2519.25 high.

>>12267714
>haha bull market amirite?
>-6% down YoY

>>12267763
Hello internet

Fuck yes daddy Bezos. Gimme more!

I'm selling my SQQQ for a loss so prepare for a 5% market crash

>lots of people announcing they have a bullish mindset while the macroeconomics are still in a fishy state
Yes... good.

>>12267722
>>12267702
you two probably the only mentally stable tripfags here, desu

yaya!
neud thraed

>>12267785
>>12267785
>>12267785

another friday playing big boy slots

>>12267531
i believe in you bro

https://www.cnet.com/news/centurylink-outage-disrupts-911-calls-fcc-to-investigate/

>>12267786
Actually the government patched bear markets/recessions. This is unironically the bottom

>>12267778
unironically just hold long if you can afford to.

>>12267786
They are always in a fishy state. There are always lists of reasons to worry even at the best of times.

>>12267786
fishy is a fucking understatement lol. But as that other anon said the goverment will just prop it up and bail it out.

Boomers pensions would literally implode, more so than they already are, if they didnt

>>12267800
pfffft

>>12267835
Debt and easy monetary policies have had diminishing returns in terms of creating a recovery. Traditional monetary policy tools will be useless, and Republicans will be too chicken to use most fiscal policy tools once deficits start to explode.

>>12267835
>boomers' pensions explode
>instead of owning up to fucking the economy they make the younger generations bail them out
dab

>>12267851
The deficits are already high, and rising along with interest rates. Imo they (PPT, Trump) will make this the bottom, because if its not we would be supremely fucked. I wish that were not the case, because fuck boomer greed, but I'm one pleb in a sea of whales.

>>12267835
I think a better question is how long you think the government can actually afford to prop up an entire market? Between costs needed for a wall and routine Govt functions compounded by tax cuts, I'd be more willing to bet the Trump admin and PPT goes at it for a few months before they give up and let it crash. Then they claim the wall will be a project to offer employment for working class Americans in 2020 recession, but only if they reelect the boss man.

>>12267906
Deficits right now will be nothing compared to what happens when student loans see en mass defaults and tax revenues collapse with the economy.

>because if its not we would be supremely fucked
Sorry to be the one to tell you, anon, but we're extremely fucked.

>>12267915
5 bil for a wall is chump change compared to the debt levels in Americas corporations, households, pensions, student loans, etc. Hell its chump change compared to their normal discretionary budget. 5 bil is like 30 hours of discretionary spending.

>>12267939
Oh I know anon. Whats the old saying, the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent?

>>12267966
Wall construction is going to be $20-30B. And you're right that it's not the part which is expensive. Maintainence and manning the wall across several states after construction is where the serious costs are going to come in.

Burn baby burn