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I just shit my pants

I'm a grown boy and I literally just shit myself

>> No.12245448

>>12245403
>grown
>boy
Get a diapey, boo boo

>> No.12245459

>>12245403
Sometimes I shit myself in public. On the train, bus, at school, in an elevator... just anywhere. I love the warm sensation of my fecal matter running down my leg. It's oddly satisfying to have a product of your body engulf you with it's magical grasp. I especially like to do this in front of other people. Is this weird?

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12245462

>>12245403
>wearing pants
you can only blame yourself

>> No.12245519

>>12245403
Don't worry son, it's the first of many

>> No.12245540

>>12245403

stop taking nigger dick in your ass, and gradually it will tighten up and you won't have this problem

>> No.12245543

>>12245403
pee pee poo poo

>> No.12245610

Just think, someone out there has nuked their own pants with the nastiest wettest explosive diarrhea imaginable. Just imagine standing on a subway then hearing *POP* *SSSSHHHHLLUUSH* then the smell hits you.

>> No.12245620

>>12245403
It happens

>> No.12245632

How did this happen OP

>> No.12246344

Throw it out the window

>> No.12246390

>>12245403
It happens, not to me though yet

>> No.12246398

>Americans

shart in mart, etc etc

>> No.12246499

>>12245403
>hey guys i just shit in my pants
Business & Finance

>> No.12246632

>>12246499
Doubles speak truth.

>> No.12246638

>>12245403
BASED AND REDPILLED

>> No.12246813

>>12245403
OP, do you even poop sock?
fuckers like you probably don't even waz jug.

>> No.12246838

W A L M A R T
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S H A R T
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>> No.12246850

>>12245403
Fucking Pajeet