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>25 year old doomer
>parents want me to call for Christmas
>Have talked to them on the phone for 4 months, never talk to people irl cus I have nothing to talk about
What do I do. Someone write me a script I'll say whatever you tell me

>> No.12234807

>>12234789
I’ll start it for you:
>Dear mom and mom’s boyfriend,

>> No.12234845

>>12234807
> I must confess that above all in life I value the beauty of little girls; truly they are the God's gift to mankind

>> No.12234860

>>12234845
>But before that, 14/88 Race war gas the kikes now!

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>>12234845
>little girls
>not little boys

>> No.12234862

>>12234845
Lol good stuff, I might pull a Sam Hyde and stop giving a fuck, and record a video of me tormenting my mom for humor

>> No.12234869

>>12234789
I want to face fuck her if you know what I mean

>> No.12234884

>>12234869
>her

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>>12234884

>> No.12234925

>>12234789
Unironically watch some jordan Peterson YouTube videos /read his book and take his repills to Evolve into a bloomer. Here's a script:
>"hey mom hey dad hope everything is good with you. Im fine got alot to think of and figure out but I feel that things will get better. how's [insert uncle freind common person] hope he's doing okay with his [insert previous persons interest/current challenge]. Well I'm going to go to a Xmas party with some friends. No just some guys I met from [insert white lie]. Alright take care of your selves, I love you both. Merry Xmas!"
And then start re evaluating your life and reflecting. Get your shit together.
Merry Xmas dude

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>>12234789
>Too shy to talk to his own parents on christmas

>> No.12235003

>>12234942
Not shy,just socially retarded

>> No.12235028

>>12234789
gotchu familam
>hey guys (use pronouns so you dont have to know who you are talking to) happy holidays. how is everyone.
Pause for them to finish talking.
>that's great I feel the same. I miss you guys but you know how busy life can get
>oh man its getting crazy I gotta go lets talk again soon
>love you lots bye bye happy haha holidays.

invincible holiday call script works everytime

>> No.12235065

>>12234789
>hey mom, hey dad, how’s are you holidays going? I’m doing well myself. I’ve finally decided that this will be the year of reckoning
And then ad lib from there

>> No.12235073

>>12235028
Lol

>> No.12235091

>>12234925 >>12234789

This unironically. Clean your room, workout, learn some hobbies and meet new people. Thank me in a few years

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>>12235091

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>> No.12235360

>>12235334
>518 588 34xx
Brb

>> No.12235384

>>12235334
>doxxing your mother for an epic biz post

the absolute mad man

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>>12235334
>>12235360
I'm doing my best. Already called 7 numbers.

>> No.12235416

>>12235405
some men just want to watch the world burn

>> No.12235449

>>12235334
You got some decent suggestions earlier and this is the best you could come up with? You must be truly autistic.

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>>12235334
I want to believe.

>> No.12236818

>>12234845
based

>> No.12237047

8ch doxed her and even though shes only 19, apparently shes married to some elite chad

>> No.12237076

>>12237047
there's no way she's 19

>> No.12237112

>>12234789
be nice to your parents anon

>> No.12237118

>>12237047
>>12237076
who are you fags talking about

>> No.12237126

>>12237118
the meme girl

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>>12237047
He's a marine.
>>12237076
She's actually turning 20 next month.

>> No.12237134

>>12237126
oh

does 8ch have a finance board? never was able to find one