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Happy Holidays oni-pais!
Here's ya cheapy pies!

Yep.
Much like your portfolio...that's an onahole with nails in it.


>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

Real-time Santa Tracking:
https://santatracker.google.com/intl/en/tracker.html

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Basic Rundown on Santa Claus:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/krampus-could-come-you-holiday-season-180957438/

People on the Naughty List:
>>12224416

>> No.12226892

BUY LOW SELL HIGH

>> No.12226899
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The CAG monthly candle is bigger than I anticipated

>> No.12226900

With Socialism now viewed positively and Capitalism holding a negative public view how far left will a market crash push the nation?
Only 35% of those under 40 view capitalism as a positive

>> No.12226904
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>>12226863
is that onahole supposed to be like a voodoo doll

>>12226849
don't worry, I don't take posts on 4chan seriously
I know that the way people interact on 4chan isn't fully indicative of their real emotions or opinions, most of the time
let me know what you think of that Mora Garberg when you get it tomorrow, btw

>> No.12226905

>>12226863
Delete this photo
>>12226881
Thank you for being a nice homosexual <3

>> No.12226927

CRATER IT

>> No.12226929

>>12226871
they aren't mutually exclusive you silly billy

>> No.12226955

>>12226930
Ideology only exists as a vehicle to power anyways, so that's fine by me.

>> No.12226960

>>12226900
Not far. The left cratered it's case for socialistic principles when it went with multiculturalism.

>> No.12226983

>>12226960
Disagree. Medicare for all, higher min wage and free college are all Dem issues. A market crash would certainly usher in more public housing food stamps health care for all an maybe a guaranteed income

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>>12226972

>> No.12226999

>>12226900
Because they have no fucking clue what it is, they read some yellow text on a black background on Facebook that sounded smart. But they will turn back to a neutral view on economy when they realize their taxes will jump if they ever decided to vote and elect a socialist.

>> No.12227002

>>12226955
Power for whom and for what purpose. I don't see a jewish massacre as doing anything but trying to throw a bone to some kind of tribal populism so the bourgeoisie can get off.

>> No.12227009

>>12226983
Socialism in America is fighting an internal battle currently, being unable to hide its blatant hatred of white people, but needing their votes and support (though just lol if you think that any ideology that gains power by using the system is actually outside of the system) in order to gain more power.

>> No.12227014

>>12226904
Ae you into frotting?

>> No.12227020

>>12227002
For whoever benefits by using it. It's not about the principal but about securing a place.

>> No.12227025

>>12227002
As a radical centrist, half of your communist friends will be killed in the day of the rope. I will do my best to save you

>> No.12227034

>>12227009
This. Its getting very hard for the democratic party to maintain its image.

>> No.12227050

>>12226983
I mean our quality of life will fucking crater again like last recession but at least we'll get free healthcare I guess

>> No.12227051

Dividend stocks to look at during this ass raping:
T CMP SKT OMP BPY CWEN ET KRG

>> No.12227111
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>>12226993
In all seriously
there no way they let the monthly candle close like that

>> No.12227113

>>12227009
why are you yanks obsessed with race?

>> No.12227129

>>12227009
All that white race bullshit is a tool capitalists use to turn he poor agai so each other. Race, unlike class, is only an issue for dumb white trash that have nothing aside from race to be proud of.

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>>12227111
Yeah thats right so Get your Bias on Bullish and prepare for the Nut january candle that covers half of it

>> No.12227151

>>12227113
I dunno, why do niggers in South Africa try to kill and rape white farmers?

>>12227129
>Race is an illusion, stop caring about it, don't be a racist
>Please ignore the 100,000 strong protest of mutts over there blaming whites for everything

>> No.12227154

>>12227111

Checked!

This dump is a little peculiar in terms of duration. If you look at it on daily candle scale, the number of consecutive downside days is a bit lengthy relative to previous crashes. Generally they go in chunks of five. Five deep red new low setting candles. This dump has two significant reds followed by one inside red followed by four more significant reds to bring it up to today.

>> No.12227158

>>12227113
Too many races living in proximity of eachother

>> No.12227170

>>12227129
Is this...ironic posting? Or are you this stupid

>> No.12227186

>>12227170
Tell me what's so special about being white

>> No.12227189

>>12227151
>caring what a bunch of boers have to say about anything
yea no
>>12227158
There's races living next to each other all over the place. Yanks just seem uniquely brain dead to the idea that wealth disparity is the cause of their issues.

>> No.12227231

>>12227189
Yeah it's easy to say things aren't a problem when you just ignore them. The funny thing though is that this is exactly the point I am talking about. You can barely hide your hatred of whites and all you can do to convince those that are leaving the left to not go is "uh, what you're seeing is not actually happening. We're actually all about free stuff. Don't look at the man behind the curtain."

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>>12227231
Don't think I've seen autism quite this powerful before

>> No.12227272
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>they don't realize it's class warfare that matters
>they don't realize class is more defining than race
This is why /pol/ is a CIA psych op

>> No.12227280

>>12226849
>JPRogan and Disney
Fuggg I can't believe Disney and the financials are taking it this hard. How low do you think dis and Goldman's or JP will go?

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>> No.12227282

Think I think I have leftypol sufficiently filtered now. Hopefully some worthwhile content gets posted now.

>> No.12227286

>>12227272
Why are communism and multiculturalism tied together? Why can't we have both a monoethnic society and overthrow the bourgieosie?

>> No.12227310

>>12227286
Why would I give a fuck about a monoethnic society? What a fucking stupid thing to worry about

>> No.12227313
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>>12227282
leftypol been coming here since it was rhg every red day
It makes me sick. They dont even have positions

>> No.12227316

>multiculturalism
he said it, fill in your bingo cards

>> No.12227317

>>12227310
You are retarded

>> No.12227319

>>12227310
because niggers are dumb and untrustworthy and i don't want to live next to them

>> No.12227332

>>12227310
>Race warfare is a method the bourgieosie use to stop communism
>Instead of allowing each race to live separately and install communism on their own terms, we should continue to live with race tensions and let the bourgieosie manipulate us
Seems pretty simple to me senpai.

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>>12227282
>I have leftypol sufficiently filtered now

>calls leftypol out
>talks about filtering

safe space much mr right?

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>>12227280
At least -50%

>> No.12227346

>>12226900
Well no shit top execs get 200X the pay of full time employees and the board tells you it has to be like that

>> No.12227351

>>12227317
I am a white man with a black wife a d we have 2 kids. You know who had a monoethnjc society? Nazi Germany. How did it end up for them?

>> No.12227361

>>12227351
Imagine the smell

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sell now if you know what's good for you

>> No.12227374

>>12227361
I imagine it smelled like corpses and burning wood. The Nazis got eradicated.

>> No.12227392

>>12227313
I think I would describe them as beneath contempt? I don't know why they're not getting banned; clearly it's off-topic spam.

>> No.12227394

>>12227351
>You know who else had a monoethnic society
Almost every society around the world before 1950?

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>they don't realize it's race warfare that matters
>they don't realize race is more defining than class
This is why /pol/ is a CIA psych op

>> No.12227400

>>12227351
I really hope you are trolling

>> No.12227425

>>12227272
>>12227398
Are you drinking again gay boy

>> No.12227435

>>12227392
they use their 'persuasive' 'agreeable debate' argument style to state that their opinions on the economy have merit over how the stock market actually works

In reality, I watched them lose everything in 2017 during the tax cut. Pretty funny

>> No.12227436

>>12227398
Honestly do you ever do anything but shitpost here?

>> No.12227440

based trump liquidating all the baby boomers 401ks / retirement funds

>> No.12227451

>>12227436
>be me
>wage slave
>do college homework
>shit post
>sleep
>repeat
No

>> No.12227456

>>12227440
this, but unironically

>> No.12227467

Is this THE greatest OP in /smg/ history?

>> No.12227478

>>12227440
best thing he's done so far, reset the scales so we all get a chance at great wealth

>> No.12227535

>trump tanks the stock market with a mini-recession in early 2019
>fed reverses policy mid 2019, spurring immediate recovery
>insta-bull run in election year guarantees reelection
Absolute pottery

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NIKKEI NOW IN BEAR MARKET

>> No.12227565

>>12227535
maybe but I think the fed will hold course unless JP gets canned

>> No.12227568

>>12227111
what program is dis

>> No.12227588

>>12227568

Tradingview.com. No program, it's browser based.

>> No.12227646

>>12227186
Non whites as a whole are a burden to society. Especially blacks. No "capitalists" need to point it out. Its clearly evident.

>> No.12227648

>>12227440
A shame all my parents and grandparents hold their inheritances for me in stocks because they thought it would be safe.

>> No.12227661

>>12227319
Even niggers don't wanna live next to niggers

>> No.12227662

>>12227451
More proof the only life worth living is that of an elite ruling class' son.

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>>12227351
GAS

>> No.12227693

>>12227678
>Jeb!
We could've had it so much better
He might've even kept based Yellen

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>>12227351

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>>12227693
He's the hero we need, not the one we deserve

>> No.12227751

>>12226863
source on the op image? asking for a friend.

>> No.12227758

>>12227646
>its clearly evident
>provides no evidence
another NEET who lives in his mother's basement

>> No.12227782

>>12227750
Please clap

>> No.12227787

Where're my SQQQ chads tonight?

>> No.12227791

>>12227009
There are certainly some socialists who hate white people, but as I've said many times, socialism doesn't require socialists. I don't think any of these people will ever have power regardless of what system we have.

>> No.12227802

Stock market general? More like suicide market general

>> No.12227806

>>12227750
I miss Jeb. Jeb made the primaries great.

>> No.12227817

>>12227791
Your and my opinions differ then, because I am certain any socialism implemented in my lifetime will be very race based. At BEST, that doesn't happen, but it will still lead to a lower quality of life, just with free healthcare.

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>>12227758
Lol you are a nigger

>> No.12227847

Who's ready for the liquidation great on Wednesday

>> No.12227861

>>12227113
tribal autism.

>>12227286
the socialist position is officially for national self determination, I personally won't go out of my way for that tho.

>>12227817
I have hope we can avoid that level of tribalism, which is why I became a socialist in the first place.

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Ahem
*ting ting*
*ting ting ting*
Fuck jannies
Fuck Soros
Fuck Trump
Fuck bears

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>>12227787
Sold friday, was looking for a bounce today. ANGERY!

>> No.12227909

>>12227826
more like the rich make, the poor take

>> No.12227923

>>12227901
I've been in since August, so I know your pain.

>> No.12227930

>>12227861
You became a socialist because it sounds nice and you always imagine yourself or someone with your sensibilities running the end result.

But the reality speaks for itself. Look at the left and tell me it will avoid tribalism. It is utterly consumed by it.

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>>12227861
How old are you? If you're under 25 and a socialist you are just idealistic so i wouldn't have a problem with you unless DOTR was upon us
If you're over 25 and still a commie you're just fucking retarded
>>12227890
Fuck commies too

>> No.12227992

ok trip mongos I want your predictions for Wednesday so we can get a wee compilation and see who was right.

I say we'll gap down, go hollow at ~10:30 then solid red all day.

>> No.12228036

could you guys stop talking about political stances in /smg/?

Obiviously the guy comes in here for one sole purpose and that purpose.... he is getting paid for... Stop talking to the faggot!!.. we all know who i'm talking about.

>> No.12228049

>>12227992
More of the same we've been having, DOW closes between -2% and -2.5%

>> No.12228057

>>12227992
Starts slight green. Goes moderate red. Ends back at slight green. Sidesway type day.

>> No.12228059

>>12228049
>>12227992
I think the market will bottom out by mid-January, though

>> No.12228082

How the fuck does orange man manage to win every single time

>Syria under government control and war is over
>troops not dying for Israel anymore
>criticizes Fed and make Rothschild lose his shit
>successfully spins shutdown as Dem-caused despite all odds

>> No.12228096

>>12227992
who cares faggot just trade the trade

>> No.12228098

>>12228082
because he knows the ultimate truth, people believe what they are told

>> No.12228114
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>>12228096
I just want to have some fun

>> No.12228116

>>12227189
>There's races living next to each other all over the place.
And every single one are trying to kill each other.

>> No.12228184

>>12227992
classic cuck pump into a new low

>> No.12228210

>>12227930
On the contrary, socialism is whatever the dictatorship of the proletariat produces from its expropriation of the capitalists.

As for tribalism, it does have some universalist tendencies that I hope will end up on top. If that doesn't happen, however, so be it. Many ideologies dont even have that universalist under current.

>>12227991
I'm a materialist, not an idealist. That socialism can produce "bad government" in the same way aristocrats of old accused democracy of producing bad government, is of no concern to me. Rule by oligarchs is bad government as well, but at least with this we can have some power.

>> No.12228211

>>12227992
Two words:
Circuit breaker

>> No.12228217

>>12228036
i wish

>> No.12228229

>>12227992

open -1.5% close +2%

>> No.12228241

>>12227992
I don't think any predictions over this small time frame will be really meaningful. It's basically random noise.

>> No.12228248

>>12228211
I hope you're right

>> No.12228260

Hope you all got some cheapies. Based santa delivered this year. This is the bottom.

>> No.12228266

If all you guys are pros in the market why aren't you rich yet.

>> No.12228276
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>>12228266
nobody here claims to be "a pro in the market"

>> No.12228285
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>>12228260
I'm debating on whether I want to average down on one of the following:
>GALT
>LCI

>> No.12228299

>>12228266
define rich

>> No.12228307

No larp what to do with 120k, goal is 500k by 2022

>> No.12228317
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12228317

So, who are the guys one should follow this time?

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>>12228276
I'm a pro in the market.

>> No.12228323

>>12228210
Ok so just retarded thank you for answering
>>12228266
Cuz of jewish algorithms that conspire against me and me alone

>> No.12228324

>>12228320
this guy doesn't count

>> No.12228328

>>12228285
LCI forsure man..

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>Nikkei -4.5%

>> No.12228351

>>12228307
How much risk do you want to be exposed to?

>> No.12228367

>>12228285
Not a bad idea.

>> No.12228368

>>12228348
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH approaching 5%!!!

>> No.12228397

>>12228266
we have too many emotional investors?

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>>12228348
>>12228368

Holy shit.

>> No.12228420

>>12228368
>>12228348
the yellow devil has weak hands

>> No.12228423

>>12228411

testing the September 2017 support now...

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Guys. Wtf.

>> No.12228444

>>12227992
Oh, that bitch is sure to keep falling.
It just has such bearish momentum.
Classic three black crows pattern. How could we possibly have a green day with this bloodshed?

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>>12228430
Merry Christmas

>> No.12228449

>>12228082
no one believes that democrats caused the shutdown except for /pol/niggers

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>>12228430
Seriously, it's over. The yellow man is more composed than the blind burger bulltard. They are pragmatic and know when to get out. It's over.

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>>12228430
I stopped watching the market for the last week or two because new job.
I just threw shit into SSO, SPXL, and options at the correction and thought it wouldn't go much further down than -10%.

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>>12228348
Fucking japs making the market crash!

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>I'm all in gold and puts

>>12228467
Oof

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>>12228467

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>>12228472
I was at $39,500 at peak

>> No.12228487

NIKKEI LMAOOOOOOOOO GOJIRA FUCK

>> No.12228494

>>12228477
The good news is that my options are about worthless now, and I was prepared for them to be worthless.
What I'm left holding is theoretically optimized for long-term holding... so I really can just forget about what's left in there.

>> No.12228495

>>12228452
>>12228452
Worst december in 60 years for the index, apparently.

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>>12228477
>>12228472
yikes

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I-I should be fine if I'm all-in gold right?

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>>12228472
>>12228477
Oof

>> No.12228525

>>12228472
>>12228477
>Bought dec 9 2016
Why did you even enter here for? I'm so confused by this investment

>> No.12228536

bros the japs are getting annihilated

>> No.12228537

>>12228351
High risk high reward amirite?

>> No.12228539

>>12228514
You should really diversify your investments, gold will probably go up in a recession, but it's no safe bet, there's all kind of factors that determine it's price.

>> No.12228546

>>12228525
Oh that's your fucking wallet balance, I blame the christmas alcohol

>> No.12228547

LOAD UP ON PUTS
WE'RE GOING TO 15000

>> No.12228554
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12228554

Finally. It's time to correct.

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>>12228348
Ho lee fuk good thing tomorrow is closed

>> No.12228560

>>12228536

>> No.12228573
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>>12228560
forgot my pic like a right goon

>> No.12228576

>>12228539
I can probably rebalance easily after Christmas. What should my ideal portfolio look like?

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>>12228472
you beat my record after I lost 10k because of this anime.

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12228582

I don't like smug bears, but I do give you props for capitalizing on the current market action
In hindsight, I feel like I should have daytraded things like SQQQ and TVIX on the way down as a hedge

>> No.12228603

>>12227992
Start down, stay down. tech slaughter continues

Cuck in chief continues to pretend everyone else is sinking the ship while he shoots holes in the boat. Maybe talks about all the good his plunge protection team is doing, stoking fears and exacerbating the trump tumble.

>> No.12228605

>>12228537
SPY puts and FAANG puts

>> No.12228615
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>>12228536
Hold on Bros.

>> No.12228618

>>12228603
>implying he doesn't know its him

Big Tech is the opposing team's power base. Trump's just doing the very politically intelligent thing of kneecapping his rivals piggy bank.

>> No.12228642

>>12228472
>>12228477
should've just averaged into LCI instead of getting emotional... tsk tsk

>> No.12228645

>>12228618
I can't wait to see a documentary about what the fuck is actually going on right now.

>> No.12228651

Nikkei just dipped below -5%. Yeesh.

>> No.12228670

>>12228645
>I can't wait to see a documentary about what the fuck is actually going on right now.

Something has to be causing this, right? Why would the whole world go bearish all at once without a specific catalyst? This is extreme for a pure panic drop based on trade uncertainty.

>> No.12228671

>>12228651
Oy vey anotha hiroshima

>> No.12228676

>>12228670
Deutsche Bank getting fucked

>> No.12228677

>>12228645
The media articles blaming the dumbest shit are amusing in the meantime.

'Stocks sold off following the tweet...'

>> No.12228680

>>12228582
At least your trip, like blue hair on a chick, or the rattle on a snake, warns of your toxic nature

>> No.12228684

>>12228645
It's a world war, but instead of between nation-states, it's between the secret societies which have worked to control nation-states as a result of Cold War policy. The big truth isn't that its just the Skull & Bones or CFR or Bilderberg Group, it's all of them plus their foreign equivalents plus every other two-bit cult that walks the Earth and they've realized the fatal flaw in their business model: The blackmail network can be hijacked, and already has.

>> No.12228689

>>12228670
The catalyst is leverage nigga. Do you realize how much global debt has climbed since the last crisis?

Any dumb nigga sitting on just equities at historically high P/Es with this much leverage was a retard.

I been like 20-30% equities the past few months, buying more on the way down. Treasuries and gold have offset my losses.

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>>12228671
This is the funniest shit I've seen ITT

>> No.12228701

I absolutely love how no major financial media is talking about the Nikkei crashing. What the fuck?

>> No.12228706

>>12228576
Probably a mixture of gold, silver, government bonds and defensive stocks in consumer staples.

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12228711

DOUSHITE?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!??

>> No.12228712

>>12228670
if there's no specific catalyst then it's probably liquidity.

>> No.12228713

>>12228701
it's not required info for any active psy-op

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>He fell for the BTFD meme when they were told since two months already to STFP

>> No.12228725

>>12228689

Some regions are going to be harder hit by this than others. I see Europe and China imploding in particular, as well as any firms with exposure to those regions.

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>>12228722
>STFP

>>12228711
YAMEROOOOOOO

>> No.12228730

>>12228642
>LCI
>$4.50
Kek good one

>> No.12228733

>>12228701
It's Christmas Eve. Almost no one is watching except sorry bastards like us.

God bless us everyone.

>> No.12228735

>>12228684
>all the conspiracy theories are true, at the same time.
I'd watch that movie

>> No.12228741

>>12228735
I have good news for you, then: You're gonna live it.

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>>12228729
Sell The Fucking Peak

>> No.12228748

>>12228725
Agreed

>> No.12228749

>>12228733
it's already Christmas here hahaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.12228754

>>12228645
Considering not even the PPT team could save the market SOME WHAT speaks for itself

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rate it

>> No.12228757

>>12228701
They are. Look at 日経CNBC. American media only cares about China and South Korea, for some reason.

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>nikkei down +5%
ratsus fudging dead

>> No.12228779

>>12228754
you can't fight the market

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12228804

NIKKEI HALTED?????

OR ARE THE JAPS ON LUNCH????

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!

>> No.12228805

>>12228735
>UN peacekeeper discovers that the UN is a front for an Illuminati spinoff trying to conquer the world, all his memories are fake and he was grown in a vat like 6 months ago to test bio-tech that will permit the Twelve Who Rule in Majesty to become unto gods
What a shame.

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12228820

is it time to buy put options, lads?

>>12228804
lunch bois

>> No.12228826

>>12228805
I'd watch the shit out of that movie, but I'm not sure how crashing the market with no survivors is part of his plan?

>> No.12228829

>>12228804
There is lunch break from 11:30 AM to 12:30 PM
Is this your first time looking at Asian markets?

>> No.12228838

>>12228829
Must be the 20 min delay on this shitty app

>> No.12228841

>>12228670
>Something has to be causing this, right? Why would the whole world go bearish all at once without a specific catalyst?
Is this a joke?

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>>12228805
we just need to accept that deus ex was right on all fronts

>> No.12228853

Imagine being anything but anarcho-primitivist and thinking you're redpilled.

>> No.12228855

>>12228805
Kubrick was making this film then (((died)))

>> No.12228868

>>12228841
Dudd global markets have been falling, since central banks stopped easing. Theres a very very high correlation with indicies and their respective central bank's balance sheets.

The only reason this got overlooked, was because of record earnings from new tax reform laws, so the US has been unaffected for a bit but other markets have been falling for a while...

>> No.12228871

>>12228826
We won't know what's happened until well after the fact.

>> No.12228884

>>12228618
Wouldn't it just be easier to push free speech regulation or something?

>> No.12228899

I apologize to day trading, rkg
I can see the potential use in it if you have the right strategy

>> No.12228907

>>12228884
What makes you think that would be easier? Congress isn't in lockstep with Trump.

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>>12228871
>"what do you think happened" ending
I hate it when movies pull this crap instead of just having a proper ending.

>>12228855
He looks like he took excellent care of himself, it must've been assasination :^)

>> No.12228926

>>12228907
Well it'd be easier on ME.
And I don't think Trump actually gives a shit about fighting Big Tech or whatever, he doesn't really give a shit about us at all.
See: bump-stock ban.

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>>12228899

>> No.12228941

Should I start buying bronze?

>> No.12228943

>>12228937
It's still not my style, but I recognize it as a valid approach

>> No.12228947

>>12228941
Lithium unironically

>> No.12228961

Merry Christmas to me.
All my money is going away.
I'll go apply to Taco Bell after New Year's.
Merry Christmas to me.
Time to start longingly looking at my gun.
Merry Christmas to me.
Shoulda hedged with crypto.

>> No.12228979

>>12228947
I wish there was a way to invest or own uranium and plutonium.

>> No.12228990

>>12228961
if you had bought crypto you would be nearly 90% down right now

>> No.12229001

This is the bottom

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>>12228990
b-b-but da shart turm is all dat matturz

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>>12229001
lol

>> No.12229043

>>12229035
Nikkei already bottomed out

>> No.12229060

>>12229043
expect another -10% when the japs are finished with thier sushi

>> No.12229062

>>12229060
10 year yields hit zero. There's nowhere else to hide except stocks now :^

>> No.12229087

>>12228689
>The catalyst is leverage nigga. Do you realize how much global debt has climbed since the last crisis?
That + Trump's Trade War + Inflation Risk = Global Shitstorm.

>>12229043
Oh, no. The bottom isn't even close.

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http://martinshkreli.com/uncategorized/12-18-2018/

>About a year ago on Maria Bartiromo’s television show I proposed a government-run drug company, owned by the USA taxpayer. Such models have proven very successful in China. A SEO is hardly unheard of in the US, where we have had many GSOs with variable success. Anyway, if the citizenry deems certain generic drugs to be so vital that they are utilities, a state-sponsored generic drug company is not a bad idea. It is especially worthwhile if the company has a publicly traded minority equity, so the financial results are transparent. If it is worth anything, it is an asset for the American people and contributes against our deficit.

interesting idea

>> No.12229125

are the nips done eating yet

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Everything is oversold to shit. What are the odds we experience a bounce?

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>>12228764
We still have time for 40k

>> No.12229138

>>12229125
lunch break lasts an hour in nipland, from 11:30 to 12:30
it's 12:34 in nippon right now

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Bounce soon, right?

>> No.12229144

>>12229138
so why isn't the nikkei updating then

>> No.12229152

>>12229127
You can't be oversold when everything was overbought to begin with.

>> No.12229157

>>12229152
I’m talking about the daily technicals

>> No.12229172

>>12229143
>>12229127
yeah don't worry guys, buy up the cheap stocks now, its just a healthy correction

>> No.12229176

>>12229172
cope

>> No.12229178

>>12229143

It's not a crisis until the banks can't pay their bills.

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>>12229157
>>12229127
according to my novice analysis, ichimoku says not yet
wait for the price to go above the cloud and for the blue line to cross the red line

>> No.12229225

>>12229114

I have no objection to that. Kind of a hybrid deal I assume where the private companies get the same patent protection as they do now, then gov takes over when when generic can legally be sold.

>> No.12229232

>>12229144
>so why isn't the nikkei updating then

It is now.

>> No.12229233

>>12229176
Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

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>>12229187
ichisudoku

>> No.12229273

Heavy bounce on Nikkei. We may be seeing the culmination of the next golden bull run here.

>> No.12229274

This can't be retail right? This is institutional selling. Mainstream hasn't even begun to react

>> No.12229285

>>12229273
Bull Delusion Cringe Compiliation 2018, how long can you last?

>> No.12229296

>>12229225
seems like a win-win
lets private companies keep control during the r&d process and profit from the completed drug, and then the government takes over and ensures the drug is available at a good price and consistently for the consumer once the patent period is over

>>12229239
my itchymokoo has a 5 day time frame
i could see a bounce coming by around mid-January, but I have absolutely no experience whatsoever with TA

I just figured out the absolute basics of how to read an itchymooku chart 2 hours ago

>> No.12229299

>>12228348
holy vishnu sirs

>> No.12229321

I am a retard with 800k sitting in cash (USD) from an inheritance

planning to buy into market where there is 40% decline from peak, been waiting since june, reddit faggots told me to buy in 5 months ago

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12229323

>finish dinner with family
>check thread at table while eating pie
>Nikki is actually down 5%
>it wasn't a meme
>I thought it was a meme
FUGG

>> No.12229328

>>12229321
You're not a retard. You're a winner

>> No.12229341

shanghai composite down 2.5

>> No.12229350

>>12228671

underrated

>> No.12229362

Nikkei will close up 2% at least, mark my words or forever regret your life choices

>> No.12229368

>>12229296
That's actually my bitcoin ichi (20, 60, 120, 30, extended for 24-7 trading and doubled for the volatility) but it seems to fit SPX alright

>> No.12229371

hang seng bullish

>> No.12229374

>tfw live in Japan

Woke up early and put another ¥100k in this morning.

Ima catch this falling knife for you bros.

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>>12229374
Thanks bro
Golden Bull for life

>> No.12229421

Trump 4d chess tweets shaking out weak hands. This is your chance to load up the dip. GEOTUS is facilitating the greatest transfer of wealth in this generation from neocon boomers, jews and democrats to the masses.

>> No.12229430

>>12229328
I'm still scared my banks are going to fail and steal all my money

>> No.12229431

>>12229321
>my inheritance wasn't given to me in cash
Boy sure wish I could buy into the market now.

>> No.12229433

>>12228472
Didnt i show u a chart once and tell u it was going to crash. I think u mocked me. Kek

>> No.12229448

>>12229430
Put it in 4 banks then it'll be all FDIC insured

>> No.12229459

>>12227751
gomennasai

>> No.12229488

>>12229274
This. The VIX is only half way where it should be. Something will give in coming months after a bounce.

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>>12229448
no bank insurance in my country

and these are foreign currency accounts

still waiting to apply for interactive brokers

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>>12229274
Mainstream selling ------> Panic selling ----> Jobs loss -----> Economic collapse ------> USD depreciates -------> Bank run ----> State gets entangled in Banks
----> Fiscal default ---------------------------> Selling of technological knowhow and essential companies to Foreign Powers -------> The Future you chose
Right on schedule

>> No.12229538

>>12229225
The government has power through immanent domain to produce generic drugs before patents expire, only every administration's been too cucked by pharma to try it.

>> No.12229548

Unironically LCI looks pretty good atm. It wants to fill that gap.

>> No.12229551

>>12229522
what shithole you from anon?

>> No.12229559

Next open I'll all-in the dip 50% NVDA 50% AMD. Targeting a quick 4x by mid-March

>> No.12229563

>>12229551
new zeaLand

>> No.12229589

>>12229563
L O L

>> No.12229629

>>12229559
Hey, I'm looking to short a call vertical spread on Nvidia. You should buy it from me.

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>>12229323
Will post every day till you capitulate

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>>12229638
Where have I seen this before?

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>>12229650
Enhance

>> No.12229663

it's just fucking bonkers how badly oil prices are getting crushed

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>>12229659
Oh That's right

>> No.12229666

>>12229638
That anon did a great service, he's right. Lot of room to the downside. Hope she got her money out before christmas.

>> No.12229670

>>12229638
Don't bother trying to help people with money

>> No.12229673

>>12229666
>>12229670

That's me actually

>> No.12229674

>>12229666 (checked)
trips confirm

>> No.12229678

>Nikkei continues to drop
Yeah fuck this, selling everything at open on Wednesday. May put a little bit into inverse ETFs and... I dunno, bonds I guess?

>> No.12229681

>>12229673
Did she get out? I see us testing 160 on the SPY a year out. We bear gang now.

>> No.12229686

>>12229673
Nine times out of ten they'll mock you or blame you on any lose
just don't try to help people with finances and help yourself

>> No.12229702

>>12229666
And 20% of her stock was managed by fidelity that they have to sell over a few days to get out. They were DCA'ing bullshit stocks all year tgat got her barely a percentage point over last year. She's 80% in cash now

>> No.12229709

>>12229702
Based. I'd buy puts desu.

>> No.12229711

>>12229686
She's my mother, an extension of me.

>>12229681
>>12229702

>> No.12229715

>>12229702
Keeping 20% in there won't hurt long-term. You never know if there'll be a Christmas miracle either.

>> No.12229727

>>12229715
We're due for a bounce for sure, overextended as hell, but the fundamentals have changed overall for the worse.

>> No.12229729

>>12229711
sounds oedipal, I approve.

>> No.12229732

>>12229715
She's got about 5-10% in random shit she likes. Cash is king now

>> No.12229735

>>12229729
Kek, my father's dead, kek bless his soul

>> No.12229764

who /drunk/ here

>> No.12229767

>>12229764
Only two piss-tier beers, so no.

>> No.12229800

What if the economy is just a way of measuring how far along we are in a Calhoun experiment?

>> No.12229813

>>12227313
>They dont even have positions
Money, equities, positions, leverage, it's all confusing anon. Their plan is to establish a communist paradise after the economy crashes and money is dead. Now THAT is what I call simple planning!

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>>12229638
>mfw I have a bitter orbiter
Yikes
I'm still right, giving others financial advice is not a good idea

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>>12229764

ITS SNOWING IN ROBINHOOD

>> No.12229843

>>12229709
Why puts and not inverse ETF's

>>12229818
>Yikes
Sleeper meme hit of 2018
I should've put all the mememagic I got from perfectly timing the rarepepe market into yikes instead of NPC. I still think the fundamentals of the NPC meme are solid.

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>>12229826
PRETTY! Is this just for Christmas?

>> No.12229907

>>12227346
CEOs get better pay because there is a shortage of competent superpeople. Its the shareholders paying their salaries anyway, what do you care?

>> No.12229908

>>12229857

i hope not. i want to to snow everyday

>> No.12229930

>>12229843
I'm already long $yikes by longing the meme ETF $IRNY
It's great buy calls

>> No.12229961

And turns out Mnuchin was right to be worried

>> No.12229968

>>12229907
>CEOs
>superpeople

They're getting paid to live, breathe, eat, and shit insurance products or cell phone transistors or whatever the company sells.

>> No.12230007

Nikkei crashed 5% Jesus this is worse than 2008. I thought we would turn around but we're fucked. I am selling everything on open. Fuck this shit. Bubble is popping.

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I DEMAND A REFUND RIGHT NOW

>> No.12230037

>>12228979
I held some tsx:u for a little bit but only got sideways action.

>> No.12230038

>>12230007
Christmas is off sadly. I am 80% short ( via Jan put options) 20% cash. A 5% drop in the ES/NQ would be very profitable for me.

>> No.12230048

>>12230007
I wouldn't be sure about that anon, there hasn't been any high profile default yet, so the decline has been restricted to the stock market. It's unclear imo whether what's going on actually is liquidity issues or just pessimism. Until that's clarified there may still be time for investor sentiment to change. It may not be the best idea to panic sell at this point.

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>mfw no trading tomorrow but I know what's coming on tuesday

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>>12230189
>mfw i make a post that makes zero sense
Okay goodnight merry christmas smg

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>>12230189

puppies and sunshine?

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Welp it's been a pleasure fellow bulls this 9 years have been golden now we must embrace and become the bear we know we are

>> No.12230289

>tfw all of my positions have been things held for at least 10 years if not more so if I sell now I can't even write them up as tax losses.

Ahahaha life is suffering.

>>12230048
I distinctly remember you telling me to sell everything and go into bonds and silver.

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>>12230210
Yes, that's right.

>> No.12230351

>>12230289
Sell, but try not to sell at the bottom, anon. There might be some bumps that can help minimize losses

>> No.12230481

Merry Christmas to you guys

>> No.12230488

>>12230481
I hate my parents, I hate this market, I hate my life, I hate Christmas.

>> No.12230494

>>12227991
Im not a socialist, but the soviets had solved hunger by the time they were in space.

>> No.12230507

>>12230505
new...?
>>12230505
>>12230505

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>>12229421

woke