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>> No.12223859

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

>> No.12223868

WOOOOOOOOO!!!

KEEP GOING AFTER HOURS

>> No.12223871

>>12223850
My inheritance :( How the fuck am I gonna make it now, boys? I was banking on my parents dying and leaving me their nest egg.

>> No.12223880

>>12223850
Bruh, are we fucked?

>> No.12223896

>>12223880
We hedge with crypto, this is the zoomer equivalent of boomer stocks

>> No.12223898
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>>12223880
GFC 2.0 incoming

>> No.12223917

>>12223871
Get a job?

>> No.12223940

Yes. Yes. YES. Sell and put that fiat into Bitcoin goys.

>> No.12223943

>>12223850
Meh, all my stocks pay dividends so no harm in holding. Tempted to buy more but also looking at a major purchase mid next year which makes me want to keep cash liquid.

>> No.12223954

>>12223917
Ask me how I know youre a useless neet

>> No.12223960

>>12223917

This isn't the time be making jokes

>> No.12223979

>>12223917
>Get a job?
huh?

>> No.12224000
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>>12223954
>>12223960
>>12223979
Sorry, I sometimes forget what site I’m on. Please to buy chainlink sirs

>> No.12224067

>>12223943
BOOMER C O P E

>> No.12224403

zoom out

>> No.12224578

>>12223850
>UNDER 22,000
It's fucking nothing. Wait until it will be under 12,000

>> No.12224610
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>>12223850
/biz/ motto: Buy high Sell low

>> No.12224629

>>12224067
It's a good life. *sips in boomer*

>> No.12224630

>>12223850
22,000 what? satoshi?

>> No.12224655

Thank you DRUMPF

>> No.12224670

Under 14k and we officially in great recession 2.0

>> No.12224674

>>12223850
>induce larger tech selloff due to crypto bleeding out over the year
>tech stock loss induces more selloff, compounded by tariffs
>crypto is a hedge

>> No.12224683

>>12223850
>congratulation mr. trump, you got yourself elected. what's the next step of your masterplan
>crashing the markets, with no survivors!

>> No.12224688

>>12224670
More like Great Depression if we get to those numbers

>> No.12224690

>last year all boomers were laughing at us for falling for a ponzi scheme when it started crashing on Christmas
>this year we get the chance to laugh at boomers for falling for the ultimate ponzi scheme, which is crashing for Christmas

It's events like this which prove to me there is some higher power

>> No.12224693

>>12224683
You are forgetting the part where they spent > 2 trillion USD in debt to pump the stock market at an all time high.

>> No.12224701
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>>12223850
Boomers absolutely and irredeemably BTFO forever. And it's only the beginning. In one month the dow will be at 15k and they will mass suicide, provoking a massive devaluation of the house market.
Prepare to be comfy lads, we will soon be able to buy empty houses for a couple of bux.

>> No.12224714

>>12224693
how is this a good thing?

>> No.12224730

>>12223859

"Keep the change, ya filthy animal"

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>>12224701
>tfw finally gonna build that bee farm I've been dreaming about while boomers cry about their mcmansion beach properties plunging

>> No.12224764

>>12224714
It's very similar to the horror stories about someone taking out a massive loan to buy crypto at the high. Except it happened on a country wide scale and with people's retirements.
Time for boomers to flee the burning economy. I expect we will hear about retirees dieing in the streets before this is over.

>> No.12224799

>>12224000
I have literally never met anyone IRL whose life turned out this way. Apparently it’s pretty normal among /pol/ posters tho

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>>12224733
cash or crash
I guess I never cash huh!

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>>12224806
YOU HAD A BROKER, I BET HE DOESN'T MISS YAH

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>>12224733
cash or crash
I guess /biz/ never cash huh!

>> No.12224873

very legal and very cool

>> No.12224985

>>12224690
There's no higher power. Stupidity is just universal.

>> No.12225453

>>12223943
Dumb fucking divvy morons. Do you not realize that if your dividend stocks go down in value, you get less dividends? That and a recession will wipe out corporate profits and the companies will have to lower their dividends.

>> No.12225918

>>12225453
I'm 24 and have 18k book value which is gong down the shitter, but I have up to 30 years before needing to actually sell anything and get to accumulate at these bargain bin prices while boomers panic sell their retirement nest eggs.

Averaging down every 2 weeks in 1k increments and not looking back. Got all the time in the world to sit on these.

>> No.12225986

>>12224683
its all starting to make sense
1)be billionaire
2)get elected prez
3) cash out stocks
4)crash market
5)buy the dip.exe
6)leave office a trillionaire with lifetime secret service protection and insider connections

>> No.12226092

> he thinks real estate is a liquid asset
zoomer I...