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help /biz/ i need to become a billionaire to impress a girl, how do i do it?

>> No.12206735

>>12206728
Sell your soul to elon musk

>> No.12206737

>>12206728
All in Bitcoin

>> No.12206738

>>12206728
Get a personality worth fucking

>> No.12206741

>>12206738
and then what?

>> No.12206744
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>>12206728

>> No.12206749

>>12206741
kys

>> No.12206768

>>12206728
Raise money for a wall

>> No.12206798

>>12206728
Why a billion? I can tell your young, and you shouldnt give 2 shits about some girl. But whoever rejected you or cause your heartbreak let her be a part of your motivational fuel.
And shoot for 50 million

>> No.12206921

Buy Link

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>>12206728
This image is inappropriate. Everyone flag this for deletion.

>> No.12207038

>>12206728
>girl

Sure thing anon. Those panties look like they conceal a feminine penis.

>> No.12207063

>>12206728
OP, charge $1 to suck a cock, suck one billion cocks, problem solved!!!FACT!!!

>> No.12207119

make a million, and then spend 2 million on dick surgery.

>> No.12207170

>1950
>have a pulse, get a wife
>2018
>bros, I need a billion dollars to get a gf

>> No.12207186

>>12207038
what the fuck is a feminine penis

>> No.12207213

Imagine being so cucked that you would perform such a difficult task for one woman.

>> No.12207686

>>12207170
The fucking boomers will hang for what they’ve done

>> No.12207717

>>12207186
autism

>> No.12208154

>>12207213
sure thing fellow bein'