/biz/ - Business & Finance

>his business model is cleaning cum from sex dolls
>buying kneepads is unironically a step up

You can charge customers in Monero.
Sex dolls dnt pay taxes like prostitutes do.
keep prices up so you can keep out waggies customers out.
Target NEET customers only.

>>12198094
If you have "sex" with a human-controlled robot, does it count as prostitution?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMF0p15GPYg

>>12198094
>I was thinking of using my crypto gains to buy a few sex dolls and opening up a brothel.
Imagine the smell

Only a cuck would consider that. One that loves scraping out the cum from fat ugly unwashed autists out of his "girls"

>>12198720
>>12198198
Beats being a nurse.

>>12198720
>>12198198
Implying you cannot hire people to clean for you, customers wont orefer to use consom in used goods, and there is no way of doing the process efficient by some steam/vaccuum machine

>>12198094
If you fail to sterilize a sexbot and one of your patrons catches a STD, how are you liable and what are the consequences?

>>12198094
>opening up a brothel.

Prostitution Mafia here.
We're reaching you out.
Expect some "rudeness".

>>12198198
>mlp
Get the fuck out my /biz/ you degenerate

>>12198094
Op don't listen to neets above, its a good idea, the roi is just insane on it. 2k a doll, lets say 5 clients per doll per day for 50$ an hour, you got your money back in less than 2 weeks.
The only thing to consider is how your family and friends might react to it, you're not only opening a brothel but a sex doll brothel, people will find it really weird and not socially acceptable. In fact its the only reason why I'm not doing it myself, come from a rather conservative familiy.

>>12199274
I guess you can't pay them like a normal cleaning service since there is semen involved...

>>12200396
How are sex doll brothels less acceptable? Aren't they one of /the/ reasons why there's litteraly no reason to legalize and support actual prostitution today? With sex bots right around the corner.

>>12201327

You don't think hotel cleaners ever have to clean up semen?

>>12200396
>people will find it really weird and not socially acceptable

That's probably how they already perceive OP. He has nothing to lose.

>>12198094
Anybody know if its legal here in the US? Is it still considered 'prostitution' even though there is no human contact outside of the 'madame' or whoever lets you in?

>>12198094
There's talk of one coming to Vancouver, google it

>>12198094
Start making your own dolls instead. Custom workshop. What man wants to go to some seedy spot to have what he can outright buy for himself?

>>12201411
Source??????

>>12201411
Sauce on dat????

>>12201520
Im guessing married men or guys who want to be discreet. Or maybe its just the atmosphere of visiting a brothel is thrilling for some guys? You could buy your own sheep and fuck it at home but animal brothels still exist. It's fucked up but they still do. There's a demand for it. OP id do it if the money is good. You could even open some brothels in the middle of bumfuck no where and do pretty good.

as someone who bought a 3k doll from the same site as OP pic plz dont i want to get a whole set for each day of the week and your only going to make the price go up

>mfw sex with a fucking doll is better then with my x GFs

>>12202436
You serious or keeping? How does oral or anal feel?
Can you send us a pic of your doll?