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What's the most Jewish way to make money?

>> No.12193799

>>12193781
Interest dear Bickle.

>> No.12193807

lending with high interest of course. That or human/organ/drug traffic

>> No.12193810

>>12193781
selling large amounts of drugs or weapons to local gangs/war groups depending on the country you are in. then you hire some of the gang members to kill rival gang members to start a war and sell both groups weapons and drugs to fund the war.

>> No.12193834

>>12193810
thanks i'll have to give this a try

>> No.12193871

own and operate a central bank

>> No.12193880

>>12193781
money lending and debt collecting

>> No.12193884

>>12193810
kino

>> No.12193902

>>12193781
usury

>> No.12193931

>>12193781
price gouging people in need and loan sharking people with bad credit.
Selling and manipulating people wiht blackmail.. shit like that

>> No.12193932

>>12193781
>making money
it is taking money goy
you take land from one people
and you take money from other people

>> No.12194025

>>12193781
pork futures

>> No.12194489

>>12193781
Selling the foreskin of your mutilated inbred cousin/brother to Oprah for skin creme.

>> No.12194500
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>>12193781

Mine Jewcoin fellow white people.

>> No.12194508

>>12193781
Biting and sucking baby dick

>> No.12194532

>>12193781

creating porn

>> No.12194617

intellectual work

>> No.12194747

Usury

>> No.12194749

Undermine your host nation.

>> No.12194757
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>>12193781

Lend money to your nearby people who cant get a loan from their banks .
You do this for higher interest rates usually jews take above 20% p.a.
if they dont pay you hire a slugger who whoops the borrowers ass or you rob him while he isnt home or threaten him but dont kill him.

>> No.12194817

>>12194757
>whoops the borrower ass
>rob him

Do you think a methead has anything to steal or even gives a fuck about you whooping his ass ?

>> No.12194823

Literally currency manipulation.

We have become what we hated...

>> No.12194848

>>12193781
using medical knowledge to ingratiate yourself with the rich and powerful

>> No.12194866

>>12193781
thats not a kind thing of you to say sir.
we loan

>> No.12194893

>>12193781
google greg lansky

>> No.12194899

>>12193781
Subvert nations and people into giving you aid when you don't even need it.

>> No.12194928

My middle of nowhere country town took in some refugees and the men are all busting ass picking tomatoes while the women cook these amazing flatbreads for my mum because she reads to their kids, who are super cute and well behaved. The only issue I can see is that the men are very much in charge of the household and that the wives don't have much say and the men don't approve of them getting jobs, which is a bit old fashioned.
I don't understand why I'm supposed to hate these people.

>> No.12194929

>>12193781
Usury.

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>>12193781
Hedge fund
>make up some meme strategy
>achieve better relative returns in a bull market
>collect your 2 and 20 or whatever similar funds are collecting
>market crashes and you lose your clients money/underperform
>rinse and repeat

At the end of the day youll still be a multimillionaire/billionaire and literally produce nothing of value except convincing boomers to give you their money so you can slowly bleed em dry.

>> No.12195157

>>12193781
Selling blacked porn

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>>12194817

Then you sell his ass while slapping the shit out of that shitheat , jesus christ whats wrong with you Wojak?

>> No.12196139

>>12193781
foreskin salesman

>> No.12196170

Gas 4 Gold

>> No.12196218

>>12193781
Be a mortgage lender to synagogues.

>> No.12196279

>>12193781
flip houses or just anything where you buy low and sell high

>> No.12196366

Print it on toilet paper.

>> No.12196485

>>12193781
Selling Indulgences

>> No.12196571

>>12194928
where do you live tho and where are those refugees from? how many of "you" vs "them"? im in canada so we have no shortage...

>> No.12196674

Create money out of thin air, lend it out and charge interest on it

>> No.12196685

running blacked.com

>> No.12196727

>>12193781
Loaning money at high interest rates ofc.

>> No.12196742

>>12193781
Open up your own synagogue and appoint yourself as head rabbi.
Accountant or lawyer works too.

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value education from a young age, study hard in school, attend university and graduate to a comfortable white collar job such as a lawyer, doctor, or engineer
after that, stay out of debt, live below your means, avoid status symbols, avoid ape-like behaviors of the goyim, and invest in low cost diversified securities, businesses, and real estate