/biz/ - Business & Finance

What makes you think I'm gonna buy bitcoin at these fucking prices? Thanks, but I'll wait for Bitcoin to hit $1000 again before investing a single penny in it. I have only just learned about Bitcoin last week, but there's no way I'll pay for something I can't even touch. I only want a Bitcoin because the individual who told me about Bitcoin mentioned there are only 21ml, I like that. Plus I have to build up my limit on Coinbase, which takes time. I'm buying Litecoin to gain limit increase because Litecoin is fairly priced right now. Bitcoin is unfairly priced.

>>12186828
jeez idk maybe ur not part of them?

normies don't come here

Let the normies hold xrp and fomo in way too late lmao

>>12186828
Chainlink is alright I guess but you aren’t a genius if you hold it sorry.

Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want
Sorry, my dear!
But where are the normies?
Send in the normies

Don't bother,
they're here

>>12186828
>t. never read the whitepaper, never tried the testnet

If you actually did these things you wouldn’t invest in Chainlink

>>12186828

Hey Brian, have you heard about the new decentralized oracle network that's set to revolutionize and monetize the API market by allowing smart contracts to communicate with information external from a blockchain?

No Bill, I have just a few questions for you:

What's decentralized mean?
What's an oracle?
What's an API?
What's a smart contract?
What's a blockchain?
How is this any of this even useful?

>>12187014
Sorry Brian, no spoon feeding. Go spend a few hundred hours on /biz/ lurking.

>>12187014
fully automated cat piss sandwich dispenser, 5.

>>12187091
>few hundred
You're not going to make it, anon

>>12187014
hits too close too home, many of us are lucky that we have an echo chamber constantly feeding us info. Others are not stupid they're just not exposed to these ideas yet and are busy with life

Link in itself isnt that hard to understand don't be deluded

>>12187334

We're very fortunate, I agree.

>>12186828
I work in IT been a web developper and mobile dev for 9 years....It took me 1 read through the white paper to just sell all my other shitcoins and all in into link.

But I understand how much efforts normies need to make to understand what it does. for me as a dev, I deal with decentralization, Apis etc. So its very easy to understand. But for non techies its really hard. But you guys need to trust us when we tell you that technically the chainl8nk team is ACTUALLY building a masterpiece, their code is highly modular, audited, test covered. They are truly building something even big companies cant do. The quality of this project is just amazing. AND YES! Chainlink IS literally the internet of blockchains. It lets blockchains communicate together through smart contracts, its fucking amazing.

>>12187756
Checked. So much link content on biz is just retarded fudders regurgitating stupid bullshit, it's nice to see sincere enthusiasm for a change.

>>12187756
Oh fuck.

I need to buy more link now.

>>12187756
>>12187797
>>12187805
some anon made this like a few days ago, I think it can help brainlets understand

kys 'secret club' idiots. It's still a russian erc (5 clicks to make) give the creator 30% of the supply shitcoin with no actual product and a team that can't spell.

If you can't figure that out with your high iq.

gas yourself

>>12188068

chain link is a marketing spam scam.. they've spammed biz with posts 24/7 for a whole year.. they reply to their own posts with vpn,s.. dirty russian scum.. furthermore no one gives a fuck about oracles.. there is no need for a token.. vitalik said it was overvalued at 32million

>>12187756
>technically the chainl8nk team is ACTUALLY building a masterpiece
Hit me with some of that technical shit senpai

>>12188090
6/10 FUD lol. I've been holding since last year. And even I thought about that one fot a sec. The VPNs lmao. Like fight club with brad pit. Maybe it was just all in my head all along. Maybe chainlink just manipulated us by self posting hundreds of threads

>>12188109
you can go check their code climate here:
https://codeclimate.com/github/smartcontractkit/chainlink
- 85% code coverage
- just 66 code smells (they can fix them on time)
- about 90 duplications
the team keeps their code clean, the code is indeed well tested
they have a technical debt of 1 month, which is good, they need to fix those small issues to have it all perfect.
for example, I worked on a high end project in a big insurance company handling contracts and we had like 100k code smells with a technical debt of a year, a code coverage of only 60% and a fuckload of duplications in the 9k+

>>12188117
JUDE

>>12188167
>>12188109
that's why its better to keep the team as small as possible, remember Price law, the square root of the number of people in a team do 50% or more of the work.

so if you actually know what you are doing, a team of 4 devs is as efficient if not better than a team of 16 devs.

also you have a better contorlk of the code with a smaller team of elites rather than a fuckload of pajeets who copy past code, and write it like shit because you yelled at them.

>>12186828
it's not that I don't think it's viable/useful technology, it's more that I think Sergey is incompetent and so is the entire staff over there and they will never finish this project

vaporware

>>12188167
>>12188186
so hyped

>>12188170
I'm not Jewish you sick fuck...

>>12188090
this

the idea itself is useful but Chainlink as a company will never finish the project

>>12188235
>I'm not Jewish
>rubs hands together in confusion

Normies are still stuck in the payments bubble. They think the be all and end all of crypto is paying for stuff, they don’t understand that the true promise of bitcoin was the God protocol. It’s as simple as that. They will figure it out after the media starts reporting on the adoption of smart contracts.

>>12188167
>code smells
Lmfao. Stinky

You stinky linkies are very low IQ. Even if chainlink turns out to be useful it has no way to capture the value.

>>12188411
This is why biz bought and sold raiblocks and reddit bought and held nano

they wont click till someone spoon feeds them

>>12186828

>>12176788

Look how easy it is to manipulate linktards. They believed this Larper. They believe anything. All you need is some Memes...

>>12188429
What the fuck are you talking about lmao

>>12186828
Look how easy it is to manipulate linktards. They believed this Larper. They believe anything. All you need is some Memes...

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>>12188576
Rofl chainlink is worthless

>>12188619
UUGABOOGA

>>12188248
>>12188429
>>12188619

>>12188167
Nice

>>12188167
What does maintainability (1 month) mean?

>>12189726
its basically the technical debt. basically the system considers fixing those issues (code smells + other issues) would take 1 month, but it's just a value that just gives you an idea of your debt. in reality you could fix those in less time

>>12188167

>>12187091
Top kek

>>12187014
Fuck you Brian, why do I even know you?

>>12190099
Top check