/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12169308
Not a bad deal honestly. California's housing policies are starting to shape up. It has market value at that price, as they run CMA's and see what previous properties have sold for. There is nothing wrong with housing prices. It's expensive to live on your own. But a fucking zoomer like you won't have to worry about that because you'll eternally live in your Mother's basement. Get a job and start saving.

>>12169308

>being this delusional

>>12169328
HAHAHAHAHA

>>12169328
Your retarded.

>>12169308
This looks like it's in the ghetto.

kek I thought London was fucking nuts, but at least you get some kind of structure with solid walls for ur 1.5mil

>>12169328
>Thinks 1.5mil for a shed is a good deal
wew' lads

>>12169328
are you fucking retarded? why would you ever pay 1,5 mil. for a house that's this fucking small and is made up of terrible materials.
Shitty outer layer too (not durable). Roof is flat so it is prone to rotting. Don't even get me started on the state that it's already in.
>that one retard who thinks he knows about real estate
do me a favor and off yourself

>>12169308
Hey you can always rent a beautiful basement monthly.

>>12169328
I remember a time when a million could buy you a mansion in Beverly hills.

>>12169328
>being this delusional

burgers are fucking insane for 1.5M you can get architectural masterpieces in Europe

>>12169391

This is your neighbor across the street.

>>12169479

where?

thank god this bubble will burst soon

>>12169308
That cheap Home Depot aluminum door and no dual pane windows. Top fucking kek.

>>12169308
>1 and a half milly on dis garden shed..

>>12169949
You gotta love how “luxury real estate” is always fitted with literally the cheapest shit you can get at Home Depot.

>>12169894
pretty much everywhere

>>12169986
Dropping 1.5 million on substandard shit is a luxury.

>>12169328
gee i wonder who could be behind this post

>>12169328

RE agent here.

Congrats on understanding CMA's, you're right, but I think a person is honestly insane for paying this. For 1.5 mil in another city you could own a mansion, near better amenities, food, and people. San Francisco is used as a warning in the RE community.

>>12169423
you are paying for the property you stupid fucking piece of shit. Supply and demand.

housing should unironically not be a tool for rent seeking, it's a basic human right.

this totally shows whats wrong with shithole capitalist america

inb4 capitalist bootlickers

>>12169485
real nigga barbeque

>>12169367
....ironic.

>>12169328
dude its a fucking dump

>>12169328
>1 post by this ID

>>12169328
Fucking brainwashed

>>12169308
id pay up to 100k for that cuck shed

>>12169423
Because the average income in the area is 200k+

this looks like trailer park+

>>12170701
That's a jetski parked in front of it. Definitely no niggin going on.

Chainlink fence = garbage tier neighborhood

>>12169308
Fake

Can someone please explain why people buy houses in the first place to begin with?

For $1,5 million you could just live like a king for 83 years paying $1500 in rent. I don't fucking get it.

>>12170711
U didn't capitilize you're "i" !!!!!!!!

>>12169485

LOL who the fuck paves their front yard? This has got to be a retarded Indio.

>>12170910

It's real listing.

>>12171099
for something that small why have grass to cut, and besides the permanent jetski lawn ornament would kill any grass anyway and look even shittier

>>12171099

It's for people who want to say they have a yard but don't want to take care of or do anything with it.

>>12169308
OP is probably larping
Nevertheless what the fuck is wrong with those burger "architects" ?
This could be worth more than 500k if it wasn't such an abomination

>>12171146
>meanwhile

>tfw when you're stuck in california and can't fucking move

fuck this state i want OUT OUT OUT

>>12169308
>you will never be rich enough to own a house in america

>>12169328

>>12171146
Where the fuck is Tracy?

Why would anyone buy an existing structure when you can buy dirt and build a non boomer box on it?

Buying something like this but in Newport or Laguna after the singularity.

>>12171270
>newport
>laguna
>not santa barbara master race

>>12171270
tracy is in central california, aka redneckville

>>12171298
From OC. Not leaving. If I left Santa Barbara would be on the list.

>>12169308

>Quick search on this price range on my contry/area

https://www.fotocasa.es/vivienda/murcia-capital/pedanias-suroeste-aire-acondicionado-calefaccion-parking-trastero-piscina-algezares-146259440?RowGrid=8&tti=1&opi=300

i cant even imagine the burgers just levels

>>12171270
Ok sir, no boomerbox...allright.
Let me present to you this vibrant estate.
Estimated at 1 mill but now on sale for only 850k.
Very good opportunity sir.

>>12171334
>spics

>>12171334
we /3rdworld/ now

>>12171359
visitacion is the boringest place to live in sf

>>12171146

It's real you retards

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/925-7th-Ave-Redwood-City-CA-94063/15567951_zpid/

i like this cozy little apartment in san fran

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/717-6th-Ave-San-Francisco-CA-94118/2106715956_zpid/

>>12169328

>>12169328
t. boomer

>>12170465

Totally fucking agree.

>>12171878

>>12171146

HONEY! STOP THE CAR!

>>12169328
I’m a Realtor, you’re fucking nuts. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get deals with property prices so fucking inflated? What are you smoking where you think 1.5ml for a house with the front door and back door on the same hinge is appropriately priced? You are the fucking reason we have this issue to begin with. You sold this country out to the Jews for personal gain. I hate you. Your generation cannot die quick enough. We won’t make the same mistakes and we’ll get the Jew degeneracy out of this country. Fuck off.

>>12169308
The neighborhood isn't good either.

>>12171654
> Not knowing Spain is actually in Europe

God bless Murrica

>>12171967
its still full of spics, jose

>>12171937
We hodl magic coins, boomers and chinks literally hodl real estate. Many posh london flats are left vacant.
You don't buy cuckshed for 500k okay bucko, go live in the street.

*doubles your interest payment*

heh...nothin' personal

>>12171334
Everything south of madrid is not spain.

>>12171981
Spain is whiter than any Muttland state.

>mfw I own a 2400 sq ft house with no mortgage at the age of 22

Imagine paying 1.5 million for a fucking box

>>12171878
That's an apartment building, you fucking retard.

>CA desert
>2700ft^2 3bd3br
>$500k
>no mort
>tfw not enough equity to move to a nicer part of CA

>>12169414
It's in the Bay Area. Basically the capital of the Western United States.

>>12170291
please explain why all the cars in the neighborhood are something a plimber or nurse would be driving

>>12172092
>tfw my neighbors are literate

>>12171146
thats actually not very ugly, it doesnt have much garbage sticking out

>>12169308
List price is the wish price. Let's see it sell for that.

Prices are starting to drop, across the bay. This is someone trying to get one last flip in, before the prices plummet.

And, it's been on the market for two months. This close to SF and Silicon Valley, and some Facebook millionaire didn't snap it up?

Yeah, wish price.

>>12172086
>dark hair, dark skin and brown eyes
>whiter than the US

sure thing moor rape baby

>>12170465
> it's a basic human right
It's not a human right to live where you please anon
These houses are expensive because of their location. If you don't like it, go to a different location ffs

>>12169308
this is why based God burns California with fires. When will you kikes learn.

>>12170952
>THEY AINT MAKIN ANY MORE LAND SON
>I DONT WANT THEM NIGGERS MAKIN A RACKET NEXT DOOR
>I CAN KNOCK DOWN WHATEVER WALLS I WANT NO PROBLEM
>JUST GOTTA PUT IN A LITTLE SWEAT EQUITY YEP CRACK SIP

>>12170952
>pay 1.5mil
>live 12 minutes from 175k/yr work
Or
>pay 1500$ rent
>spend 45 minutes every morning and 35 minutes every evening to get to your 175k/yr job

>>12172207
My neighbors are two white families with children

12169328
>1 post by this ID
I won't even give it a (you)

>>12171232
RE Broker here. Not only that but if you sell if too quickly (under 5 years) the government bends you over (non citizens only)

>>12172848
More like
>pay 1.5 mil
>have a 175k/yr job
Or
>pay 1500$ rent
>live in bumfuck flyoverland and earn 30k a year

>>12171232
>>12173311
Not to mention mortgages are almost impossible for non citizens as well

>>12172848
$1500 in rent vs $5800 in a mortgage. Considering his time is worth roughly $85 per hour at 175k and assuming a 2 hour total commute per day it's still cheaper to not pay almost 6k per month for a shit hole house.

>>12169308
cheap. butfuck no where in sydney costs the same just for the land

>>12171232
I close on mine before New Years. Pretty happy with it.

>>12169308
>economy starts to grow
>people start moving in en masse and make rent super expensive.
I hate American housing so much

>>12169308
THIS IS HOW I KNOW THE HOUSING BUBBLE IS ABOUT TO POP LOL

SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS 1K/M IN MY AREA LOOOOOOOOL

>>12170952
You really think rent remains the same for 83 years? Rents rise at a much faster rate than property taxes. Better hope that there's never going to be an economic boom in your area because your landlord is going to raise the rent from $1500/month to $5k a month.

>>12173318
>bum fuck flyover
>1500 rent
That isnt possible. Pic related. And Tampa is pretty fucking big

>muh bitcorn bubble
This shit is going to buttfuck everything so hard 2008 would look like childsplay.

>>12169367
You're*

Can't wait for the fed to completely destroy the housing market. Fuck these boomer shits.

>>12173337
AUD is a lot weaker than USD

Fag boi, buy land and a prefab house. Have a well, drain feild for septic and geothermal system and you're set. About $250k even for a 2.5k sqft job.

>>12169308

>>12169328
T.schlmo kikelstein

>>12169308
>1906 sqft
>>12169328
Kek

>>12172293
Dark skin? I don't know where you got that from
>56%

>>12169328
10/10 brother
1.5mm trailers in shitty redwood city
who's tryna go to whole foods

>>12173396
We're just raising interest rates for no reason! There's no way that could go wrong.

>>12169485
>grill in the front
Beaner detected

>no bed no bath
am i reading that right

lel where I live you could buy a literal medieval castle and neet for years with that kind of money.

>>12175190
medieval castles are available for cheap because their upkeep costs are insane

>>12169429
>Light, Bright & Beautiful!
fucking estate agents. absolute cunts, exceptionless.

>>12171188
gotta say, no one does 'dismal English shit' quite like the English. Imagine spending a fucking $million on that shithole, and the market crashed the next day.

>>12172848
>pay 1.5mil
>working
or
>keep 1.5mil
>live in thailand like a king

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HOMETOWN YOU NIGGERS. NOT MY FAULT (((JEWS))) DECIDED TO PUT THE TECH HUB HERE. I WAS SO CLOSE TO BECOMING HOMELESS NEET BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY CANT PAY $2800 IN RENT. FUCK YOU /BIZ/ I WILL BE FOREVER BE STUCK IN POVERTY LIVING IN SLUMS NEXT TO GATED MCMANSIONS BILLIONAIRES

>>12169308
>>12169328
>>12169429
Starting to see the logic in gulags.