/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12093845
unironically the illuminati kikes

>>12093845
You need to buy Bitcoin sv. It's stiff and make you rich.

my dad is literally yelling and making fun of my for making $15 an hour what do I do

>>12093895
Sir this is hardship situation I understand. But you need to buy Bitcoin SV now. Make a father proud.

We're looking for a team player with a roll with the punches attitude, self motivated, creative, multi-tasker with excellent spoken and written communication skills looking to bend over for the big boss at any given moment! For this entry level position, you also must have:
a) Masters Degree (Required)
b) 6-8 years experience in a similar role (Required)
c) Active secret clearance (Required)
d) A tight asshole (Very Required)
e) No soul (Required)

Is this you? Great! you'd be a perfect fit for our team!

>>12093919
Are there really any employers that require a masters degree?

>>12093942
yes. i've literally seen entry level positions requiring a masters degree

>>12093895
Get a new dad

>>12093845
Jew

>>12093995
This must be either bad HR practice or one of those schemes to hire pajeets with H1B visas by claiming they couldn't find someone qualified enough to fill the job in the country

>>12093895

get into car sales

no experience needed, you might work with felons, but it will build character/social skills and at least 5k a month if you're decent

>>12093919
if you finish a masters degree there is no reason why you couldn't have 6 years in a relevant field of that degree

>>12093919

>>12093942
No anon the college work doesn't count

>>12093919

>>12093845
only if you have h1b. no? you are fucked

Anyone that has worked in STEM knows the government doesn't give a single fuck about Americans, and ESPECIALLY not white Americans. They are importing so much labor to take our jobs it's not even funny. Then what they can't import, they outsource. There are literally dozens, if not hundreds of 6 figure jobs at some of these companies I've been to and the people employed are middle aged foreigners with names like "Barash Singh Sandak". They literally cannot even speak English, and I am fairly good at deciphering accents. There is no way any of them have been in the USA for more than a few years time, their English is that terrible.

6 figure jobs that are being stolen from so many Americans that they could be using to build families.

>>12094050
the point is that after you get a masters degree you shouldn't be applying for "entry level" jobs. sure, there is no reason you couldn't have 6 years of experience in a similar corporate schmuck role, but is it likely? probably not.

>>12093895
$15/hr isn't terrible pay.

>>12094176
It's not in 2018 for our fucked generation

but $15/hr doesn't pay for shit

bump

>>12094125
>have education system that produces retards
>companies won't hire them

wow who wouldn't have expected

>>12093919
People that put up ads like this make me want to write a blank CV and just fuck with then.

>>12093895
Thats good money.

Thats how much a doctor or engineer earns in South Africa

>>12094229
What could possibly be costing you so much??
>learn to manage your money
>stop being greedy

>APPLIED OVER 200+ JOBS

>ONE INTERVIEW

>NO CALL BACK

>STEM DEGREE HOLDER WITH LOAN DEBT.

>LIVE WITH PARENTS.

>DAD STARTING TO HATE ME BECAUSE I CAN'T MOVE OUT

>US GOVERNMENT RECENTLY INCREASES PAJEET H1B1 VISAS TO ALLOW CITIZEN DEGREE HOLDERS TO SUFFER.

>UNEMPLOYMENT RUNNING OUT

>ALL MY OTHER COLLEAGUES HAVE REPUTABLE JOBS WHEN I LOOK ON LINKEDIN

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!

how about a technical support engineer?

>>12094603
pray anon
pray to Jesus

>>12094603
Take a shit job while looking for a proper job. warehouse package lifter or barista.

>>12093919
>b) 6-8 years experience in a similar role (Required)

This is what I'll be killing myself over if I can't find a job in 2019

>>12094593
holy fuck, kys

>>12094603
hey anon,

I know middle-aged turd worlders from work who didn't even get their Bachelor's in America yet they are attending Master's programs at some of the most prestigious universities in the country (Harvard, Yale, etc). They took that spot from an American.

Each year the government takes 1-1.5 million new LEGAL immigrants from the turd world

I have been to STEM job interviews at highly prestigious companies and have foreigners who can barely speak English or follow proper interview format as the ones interviewing me. It is such to the extent that not a single white American is anywhere to be seen. Those are 6 figure jobs they are taking from Americans.

how does this make you feel?

>>12094603
I'm in the same position, but I do get some interviews

>You were a good candidate anon, you really were. But you were up against an even strong field. We chose a guy with more experience that would fit our requirement. Good luck on your job hunt!

>tfw pajeet who landed a $70k/yr job straight out of college :^)

Only downside is that it's in Detroit so I may get shot before I see chainlink moon to $1000

>>12095008

I want to hurt you.

>>12095008
fuck you cunt

>>12095143
anon how come you didn't respond to me?

>>12093845
see >>12094459

>>12093895
>be boomer
>have high standards of life even if you dont have high education
>vote systematically for kike puppets that sell away your country for shekels
>make fun of your child for having low living standards on a dystopia that you basically voted for and never had the balls to reject because everything was going good for you
boomers everyone

>>12094889
White males will be getting reparations starting 2022. We could meme this into reality.

>>12094889

It makes me mad as fuck. The government is traitorous and they expect their own citizens to pay back student loans when they simultaneously outsource jobs.

Honestly we should be rioting right now.

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/nri/visa-and-immigration/indian-american-congressman-introduces-bill-giving-flexibility-to-h1b-workers-to-switch-jobs/articleshow/65807455.cms

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/08/30/justice-dept-charges-indian-ceo-with-massive-h-1b-fraud/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/12/03/dhs-opposes-gops-stealth-bill-outsource-college-graduate-jobs/


These scummy pajeets are always trying to get in our country to literally shit it up.

>>12095285
Keep paying those taxes like the good bitch you are

>>12095368

You wanted me to respond, just so you can call me a good little bitch because you think I play by the broken rules?

You have no idea, bitch.

>>12095392
When Mr. Shekelberg says "jump", you say "how high"

>>12095392
>You have no idea, bitch.
go on anon...

>>12095398

Whats your point? I don't get your motivation here. are you a pajeet?

>>12094881
Retard.

>>12095404
I'm just fucking around anon. How are you 'not playing by the game'? I would like to do the same. Best thing I've come up with so far is just working a shitty part time job and barely scraping by.

>>12095447

It's sad that our own country betrayed us.

>>12093845
Because you don't know how to use pivot tables yet

>>12095475
Das rite lil white boi. You payin fo me an my 6 babies mommas

>>12094125
You use 'literally' too much, but I agree with your premise.
Our company imported a roastie spic who didn't know a lick of English, and had her market healthcare products. God, we had to do every bit of her work to make our whole department not look like a catastrophe. A year later, she gets promoted to manager. Now she's in some bullshit fastrack role to CMO. Basically her job is to shadow all the big wigs for a year. Diversity bullshit.

>>12094593
Housing prices have risen 30% in the past 4 years in my city while salaries have decreased and the population has remained stagnant.

$12 = $1,680/mo ($1,260 post tax)
'Cheap' apartment rent is now $800/mo. Tack on $100/mo for health insurance, and you've got $360 to cover transportation, food, and misc expenses for the month. If you had any debt, whether car, tuition, or other, you'd be out of luck.
Sucks when you leave your parents' basement.

>>12094050
>>12094143
>go to college full time
>get masters degree full time
>somehow have 6 years of work experience
Don't mix up experience in a field with a work experience. College learning isnt considered work experience.

>>12094603
>>12094850
Oil and gas is hiring and they have little requirements. Hard work and outdoors for 12 hours a day but get paid $26 an hour and 1.5x overtime past 40 hours.

>>12095771
No they aren't.

The North Dakota oil boom refers to the period of rapidly expanding oil extraction from the Bakken formation in the state of North Dakota that lasted from the discovery of Parshall Oil Field in 2006, and peaked in 2012,
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Dakota_oil_boom

>>12095771

As someone who has a degree in geology, I would disagree with that assessment.

>>12094125
As a doc I am aware you even prohibited White doctors by ridiculous hoops like
age
attending non american school
US clinical experience etc etc
rendering it impossible for a White person to get in
Chinks get worked to bone, but eventually some fellow chink will get them through
Dr.Dindu or Pajeet on the other hand can do just ooga booga dance and he is in.

why the fuck does literally EVERY employer want at least 2 years experience?

learn programming language related to big data and you will easily find a job.
STEM degree is for NPC "high IQ" brainlets..>>12094603

>>12093845
you either have no skillz or you are unable to show others that you have skillz for a high paying job.

>>12093845
I'll let you all in on a little secret, you can lie at pretty much any interview for a job and get away with it if it's a entry level position, even if you don't know what you are doing you can fake it until you make it.

Worked for me, been in the IT industry for 7 years now working comfy jobs.

>>12096347
Because the applicant pool is full of morons who can’t complete basic work responsibilities like ‘showing up on time’ and ‘replying to messages.’ Very few employers want to gamble on who’s a moron and who isn’t.

>>12093845

dont worry Wagie , come to TRH

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1544342570523.webm

>>12093845

>>12095812
jobs that require a geology degree are not hiring, but ones like hauling water out of oil sites are hiring like mad, they dont even require a degree

>>12095806
Sweetie go check the rig count. Its hiring all over. The boom is over but there is still drilling and will be for several decades.
>>12095812
You looked st Schlumberger, sunburst, Halliburton, and other logging companies? Permian and north Dakota? I find it hard to believe you cant get a job logging considering I know several loggers who said their company is being subcontracted for shortages in Texas and alaska.

>>12093895
My dad was making $16 an hour...in 1976. His job was to literally stand on an assembly line and pack tape into boxes and put the shipping labels on it. I shit you not. Fast forward to present day. I applied to 1500 jobs, I have a 200K STEM education, no debt, and coding skills, and I have never made more than $12 an hour. Feels bad man.

>>12097353
What stem field? You are only really fucked it its bio/biochem.

>>12096347
Because companies don't pay to train people anymore. Literally every single Boomer got some form of on the job training at their first job. Nowadays, they expect people to work for free for 1-2 years before they pay them, but this is very classist because only kids with rich parents can afford to do this.

>>12094603
>>12094889
>>12095285
welcome in the white genocide timeline

>>12097353
Why would you ever spend 200k on school? I went to my state's public flagship and got an education for less than half that. Obviously that's still a ton of money, but I can't comprehend people who go to private schools and spend vast amounts to get what they could have gotten at state U.

>>12097404
Chem, physical sciences and pure math are pretty bad if you don't have a master's, honestly. STEM is a meme except for engineering and comp sci, and even then the jobs aren't as good as the hype

>>12094528
Yeah bangalore institute of technology and shanghai regional technical college (est. 2015) really produce far more competent professionals
Or maybe companies want to increase labor supply and lower real wages. Hmm. I wonder which it could be

>>12097559
Because state U's are for niggers and shitskins that were too poor/stupid to get into a good University. Do you seriously think that recruiters/employers don't know this shit?!?!?! You barely need a fucking drivers license to get into a state school. I really hope this is bait.

>>12097608
???
Do you think people really care if you graduated from UT Austin rather than Rice? Even if your state schools are shit, just go to a good flagship like UNC or Michigan or something, it's still cheaper. Maybe the really elite private schools are worth it, but there's not much shame in not being able to get into them, they're insanely competitive and the cost is still prohibitive.
I'm guessing you went to some rich kid private school like Tulane and think that makes you equivalent to a Uchicago or Stanford grad

>>12097353

You have a degree that isn't truly STEM, or a degree that's only nicely included in that category but isn't worth a fuck.

Or you're a fucking moron, an autistic idiot that can't seem hirable or even remotely functioning during interviews, or overall are a lazy fuck face.

I got a mechanical engineering degree by scraping by with no internship or work experience related to my field coming out of school. I had a 2.5 cumulative GPA. Within six months of lazily looking for a job I got hired to a full time engineering position through a contractor paying 50K a year. That was 3 years ago and I work fulltime at a different company making 56K a year, while having barely put any effort into searching for the second job. You have a shit degree or something is wrong with you or how you operate. I feel bad about myself for not applying myself more (I could be making more money at this point easily) but then I see retards like you complaining and and it makes me feel a little better

>>12093845
learn to leetcode

>>12097692
A mechanical engineer earning 50k a year is calling everyone else morons? kek

>>12093845
Aaaaaaggghh

>>12097608

You sound like a drop out.

>>12097700
I'm calling him a moron for not being able to find a job that pays more than 12 dollars an hour. I never said I was intelligent and the whole point of my post was that I am a slacking idiot and had to put in such little effort to find a job paying more than what he claims hes never made higher than.

>>12097692
The thing is that STEM is really a misnomer
The T E part is what's valuable honestly, Science and Math are only worth anything when applied. You'd do better with a nursing or finance degree than a chem degree. Wish people would stop pushing this fucking meme and just talk about professional degrees that are in demand

>>12097608
Actually private universities are for the dumb people. Its why they charge more. State universities usually have a higher threshold for admittance.

LINK $1k EOY

>>12097741

I do too which is why I mentioned the nicely placed thing. It enrages me when people use a category like that to argue they deserve to find a job that will put them over the fucking poverty line. It enrages me even more when people think they're entitled to the same thing for completing any degree

>>12097766
This is true except for the very best schools--and those usually put so much into diversity and activism bullshit the student quality isn't as high as you'd think

>>12097791
Yeah, I agree. I can't get that mad at people who feel entitled because I know how badly informed people are in college by an older generation which got decent jobs with AAs and liberal arts degrees, and who don't understand the modern economy at all. They've been lied to, essentially.

>>12097692
>>12097719
>>12097791

K

>>12094889
>>12094603
>>12094125
>dey turker jobz!!!!
back to /pol/ drumpftards

>lawyer
Entry level lawyer prepared to decamp to the Cayman Islands: $260,000pa

Now, CI is expensive but it’s still the equivalent of earning $220,000pa in NYC.

And lawyering one of the most autismal jobs there is - literally anyone on /biz/ can do it

>>12093895
come to any 3rd world poor country and live here with $35 usd per month like me.

bump

>>12097741
At this point it's really just T. Engineering is a pretty cucked field unless we're counting 'software' engineering.

>>12094603
Amerifag pajeet here. In unironically the same situation as you. But the h1b1 thing is a meme, ever since trump's presidency those have been cut down and foreign workers have been sent back and denied visa renewals. A bunch of my parents friends unironically got sent back.

>>12093895
$15 is good pretty much anywhere outside of California.

>>12098111
Damn, what country fren? Is that minimum wage?

Everyone here probably gains from white privilege. Stop complaining about not having a job when you have it easier in literally every area of life just because you were born white.

>>12099092
Just because they've been cut down doesn't mean it's not a thing. People definitely perceive it as worse than it is, but it is definitely something most people in tech are aware of and complain about.

>>12093845
Trade Bitmex. Pays nicely enough to live an independent neet life.

>>12097353
Well if you were the employer, would you pay people $16/h to pack tape into boxes and put shipping labels on it? Automate that shit.

Reach out to your Alumni office