/biz/ - Business & Finance

SHUT UP AND BUY IT NYA

Golden Bull on the prowl
Get ready tomorrow

I'm long 1 e-mini, and not a single one of you can stop me

Can someone explain the absolute state of IVZ? I haven't bought in yet because it continues to plunge
I just don't understand

>>12092323
SPY 300 end of year

r-right

>>12092342
no.
Unfortunately, it has been postponed to q2

Article explaining why Farm Bill is important for weed stocks involved with hemp extracted CBD:

https://hempindustrydaily.com/farm-bill-compromise-hemp-cbd/

Senate passed today. House will pass shortly. Trump will not veto as he wants this bill.

>>12092339
>buying financials in a late cycle market

Like POT stocks but don't know which to buy? Bag this ETF for only $18 per and get all the major players in one swoop. As a bonus it pays out a div, a small 0.20 but considering that Pot stocks themselves don't pay out anything your still coming out ahead.

HMMJ is the name; pot and only pot is the game.

>>12092392
Thanks Shill, but HMMJ isn't on Robinhood.

>>12092398
MJ is, right? That's the US version. If not, safest long term bets are CGC and CRON as those are the two that have big alcohol (Constellation Brands) and big tobacco (Altria) as major shareholders within striking range of majority control whenever they choose to exercise.

>>12092392
>>12092398
>>12092427
Whoops, here it is, got the ticker wrong
HMLSF

Pic related assumes a conservative annual investment return of 5%, and annual withdrawals of 4% upon retirement.
>your net income
>your spending
How long until you can retire biz?
Somewhere around 25 years for me at this rate.

fuck you, mgm

>>12092445
under 15 years at my spending rate, and thats assuming i dont get a part time job to pay for mortgage/utilities/food/get health care, if i do that then like not even a decade

40%+ saving rate into index funds is the patricians choice

>>12092445
Don't know; I just know that in 15-16 years I'm "retiring" from my company. That's when I'll be able to draw a full pension w/full benefits. Got a 401k that I can tap at age, 60, I think. Then once I hit 67, bring on the S.S check. The only good thing about making 27k a year is that the S.S amount you get is higher than say if you were making 60k a year. Then my stocks of course.

>>12092300
Bull assembley

>>12092374
New market starts tomorrow

>>12092578
WOOF WOOF WOOF

>>12092549
Thank god I'm not in a position to depend solely on my stocks to fund my retirement yrs. If I lost it all it would hurt but not send me to the poor house. Don't get me wrong; I'm hoping that a few (or all) my positions will generate a lot of income for me over the years. Cause I'm a greedy barstard (lol)

Why is the market going up for no reason? Nothing good happened. I don't understand why futures so green.

>>12092673
I don't understand it either. I think it's all speculation at this point before the big January dip. Either way, I'm going to try to pick up some cheap utilities if I can find any, along with some cheap silver ETFs, maybe some bonds, and maybe some health care stocks. I can see the writing on the wall. This level of volatility isn't normal. We're heading towards a big bear market. I just wish I had realized it sooner.

>>12092300
so when do EMs stop losing?

>>12092700 (checked)
When do you intend to rebalance?

>>12092673
China war coming to an end, economists saying the economy is not in that bad of shape, fed likely wont increase rates more after december, brexit nodeal is highly unlikely, all the bad things have been priced in and volatility is settling, correction has run its course return to never ending bullrun

>>12092800
>ed likely wont increase rates more after december
Imagine actually believing this. If they don't raise rates then rising wages will destroy the economy.

>>12092673

The truth is, nobody knows when or why the market is going to go up or down except for inside traders and maybe Warren Buffett.

>>12092392
CRON would be the safest bet since they're being backed by one of the biggest cigarette makers and distributors in the country.

It's the blue chip of weed stocks.

>>12092768
I'm kind of doing that now by buying certain holdings to hedge my bets and cost averaging down. Along with moving away from speculative assets.

>>12092869
If you're just getting into CRON now you got in at the wrong time. Wait for another weed dip than jump in. In the mean time I'll keep buying cheap aurora until they inevitably get a deal.

>>12092673
>Why is the market going up for no reason? Nothing good happened. I don't understand why futures so green.

Today was very good from TA perspective. Gap up gap was filled, trend support line was tested and held, close was above the bottom of the gap. What that means to traders is support is solid, bears didn't have enough volume to hold price down below the gap up or break that support. I know it can feel like markets are weak if they keep bumping up against key supports like this but in fact the opposite is usually true. If there are several tests of support and no sustained break below (intraday wick does not count), that's a sign bears are pretty much finished for this leg of the price wave. Technically signs are pretty bullish right now. Only thing that will turn it back to bear control is bad news (China negotiations fall through or something).

>>12092999
>market is bullish
>high interest rates on cash
>yield curve inversion
>mass layoffs which will drive down consumer demand
>extreme volatility
>tech industry which has been overvalued for far too long
>trade war still ongoing
Nah, Get ready for a wild ride.

>>12092999
>>12093027
Also, commodities are at historical lows and extremely under valued. If you aren't buying cheap silver ETFs, Oil, or the energy sector in general, you're making a big mistake.

>>12092999
are you talking about 400 day EMA as support line or some meme you drew

>>12092973
I got in at $9 I'm good.

>>12093041
Good job anon.

>>12092999
>close was above the bottom of the gap

correction on that, it was a tad below. The story is the same.

>>12093041
$2620 support on the S&P.

>>12093027
You git with your macro philosophical doom and gloom. Git! The time will come but the time ain't now.

>>12093062
Trust me, I don't want a bear market. I have far too much in market ETF's and stocks I over paid for near the top of the bubble but I'm just giving you fair warning from one investor to another. It's time to diversify into commodities, bonds, utilities and pretty much anything related to every day needs, rather than pricey consumer products.

>>12093035
Oil is a trap. Oil is no longer necessary in a distributed solar world with batteries. Tesla is the future. Energy sector is trash unless it's focused on green/alternative energies like Tesla. Tesla distributed solar tech will make utilities pointless. You don't need expensive distribution anymore and generation will be much cheaper. Tesla is a game changer. A once in a lifetime company that will revolutionize the world.

>>12093154
I can see your point. With that said, if and when another war breaks out, you'll be very happy with your cheap oil investment. Electric vehicles are great for the consumer market but the military needs heavy duty diesel engines for use in their vehicles, especially vehicles related to logistics, such as trucks and in times of volatility, that's when we generally see more wars. Hell, we have a global population of 7 billion+ with a finite amount of resources. We're over due for more conflict.

tfw no movie desu

>>12093027
>>12093035
>all of this
CREDIT CRUNCH CREDIT CRUNCH
HOPE U NIBBAS WERK IN ENTERTAINMENT
SHITS GON GIT FUCKT

also
reminder i was right again desu

also
while im here...
id like to really reiterate, as its getting more obvious than ever:
THE EU WILL NOT BE AROUND IN A FEW YEARS
prepare accordingly

>>12093283
the Golden Bull run is coming
if you havent prepped your longs by friday its over

>>12093330
y tho

>>12093338
I dont know
Inflation?

>>12093355
PRINT MOAR DORRARS
THATLL FIX IT

you ever get the feeling that FEDniggers are just basically playing a game of vicky 2 or some other grand strategy game with an in depth economy? theyre just up there with some slider controls, frantically sliding things back and forth trying to pretend that they know what theyre doing

>>12093330
>>12093338
Thing is golden bull always has been apon us, minor correction due to things running a little too hot but now the engine has cooled and the bull has had a drink of water from the oasis we shall continue running through the tibetan desert, next stop, shanghai, climb on board boiz :^)

>golden bear doesnt exist and never will

Trump will initiate the golden bullrun today

>>12093370
>golden bear doesnt exist and never will
it does tho and its called the purchasing power of the dollar
the golden bear is what we are fighting every day by trying to beat 2% (more like 4 or 5 amirite??) per annum. not hard obviously, but motherfuckers be out there and dont even realize it an shieet

on the real tho, i think were just gonna do shit all till next year, then bounce ultra mega hard like were on a bouncehouse then the bounce house will explode and well fall into a pit of death till FEDniggers drop rates

>>12093391
too busy gargling middle eastern leaders cum to do that desu

>>12093369
The Fed are your frens :3
Powell has a bull up his sleeve

>>12093370

Aww yeah.

>>12093370
i want to believe

>>12093466
>The Fed are your frens :3
if youll remember this was the major contention point in our relationship
i dont trust those fucking demons and i never will

we should like, start our own international banking cabal, man

>>12093508
maybe, or we could make Womens sandals

I like the fed because they pump sp500 golden bull, then they raise interest rates which moves money from the world to the sp500 golden bull, then they slow rates at the end which makes it golden bull again

>>12093550
>then they raise interest rates which moves money from the world to the sp500 golden bull
yea im still really worried about the EU
it honestly looks ready to jump
i know i saw last week, everyone ITT was talking about how the gilets jeunes thang was ogre, but i think theres something up desu. this is the first non controlled movement ive seen in a while, and their demands put macron in position where if he wants to comply, he has to act out completely against the EU and their rules. i think if the unrest continues (prolly will, considering how shite it is to be working class en france/EU in general) then we will see a situation where france has no choice but to leave. and if france jumps its fucking ogre.

dunno, but its very interesting geopolitical times were going into next year. this shit is better than a movie

>>12093595
america will get so fuckin' swole if the EU dissolves.

>>12093624
>Russia will get so fuckin' swole if the EU dissolves.
FTFY. Invest in ERUS

>>12093595

I just assumed the EU's days were imminently numbered when Brexit passed. I don't think it's a bad thing for North American markets.

>>12093595
All Macron has to do is give some concessions to protestors and they will fuck off. It's just occupy wallstreet but french and therefore even lamer.

>>12091676
AGNC PSEC NRZ O MORL AMLP DVYL ORC

We're all gonna make it, lads.

>>12093624
>>12093646
perhaps at first, but this looming US corporate credit crunch ''will'' catch up with us at some point desu. almost certain of it. i ''do'' think it may be a year or two out still, so if EU dissolves before then, you will be 100% correct. but its hard to say exactly what will happen as theres little historical data for a scenario where the global markets are on fire and the US keeps on like nothings happening. usually we end up crashed out too,a little bit afterwards. the last ex i can think of such a thing is the whole greece debacle in 15/16. while the US certainly digested those situations just find, i feel the drastically different monetary policy were in now will make such a scenario much more catastrophic for the burger markets than that one

>>12093666
>It's just occupy wallstreet but french and therefore even lamer.
then you dont have very much faith in the frogs
theyre unironically better at revolution than us
and their movement has ''already'' lasted un-infiltrated longer than the OWS shit did. their demands are reasonable, but in order to implement them macron will have to go over brussels head to do it. especially the stipulations about immigration, they will be impossible without a hard frexit.

and i think this will compound when the real fireworks start for the yuro markets next year. i dont even think its begun for EMs

>>12093699
I believe loans for corporations begin getting called en masse in 2020/2021, so assuming all else stays clear, that might be when the crunch occurs.

>>12093747
yeah most of the junk bonds ive been watching and worrying about mature around then.
i cant believe w all the dodd frank b&hammer shit, they still let moodys r8 who the fuck ever as investment grade. this next crash will be their (and all the niggers turning blind eyes this whole time) fault. i mean i get why they did it, as we obviously werent getting out of 08 without some cheatcodes, but i mean fuck... did they have to do it all across the board? even corporations that ''arent'' that bad off are gonna get bogged hard. with the amount of corps that are possibly gonna get downgrades, even the ones that arent totally fucked will experience a huge loss in faith and sentiment. really glad im not balls deep in social media memes and """tech""" sector memes

god forbid the poor faggots holding hi-yield corporate debt rn

>>12093699
Think 70s, 90s, 2008 all rolled into one
And if the 'recession' persists for years and we head towards the deadzone?
Expect another Great Depression

>>12093806
Wait, what about huge bond funds? BND is like 20% corporate bonds right? That could really cause some issues.

>>12093747
When interest rates rise is when the credit crunch will most likely occur.
Either that or a big event like a depreciation in the value of the USD
If so, expect another 2008 but except no stimulus to boost the economy this time before it hits rock bottom.

>>12093826
Mind looking at my post here and giving your thoughts? >>12093819

>>12093812
id gree if it wasnt for the fact that i think this credit crunch might be part of the plan.
my theory is that they are throwing most of the corporations to the wolves in order to consolidate their power

think of it like feudal stuffs
>king FED
>nobles AMZN GOOG etc
>vassals are all other """tech""" memes
king FED used 08 to consolidate their power over all major banks. i think the fuckhuge corps like AMZN/GOOG will do a similar thing this time, buying up all the assets they want, establishing more thorough monopolies, and it will all be totally "legal" as it will be the only thing stopping well over half of the american corporate market from going tits up.

>>12093819
wew if you only knew the half of it
look up how MM is done on corporate bond funds post dodd frank.
banks are not allowed to MM on them anymore
so you know who does?
hedgies.
whaddya wanna bet the bid is going to dry up big time when the rug gets pulled? those hedgies have a job and their job is to not lose everything when it crashes. were gonna see these bond ETFs gap down in real time. theres gonna be a lot of peoples pension funds that are gonna get fucking eviscerated

>>12093846
Where am I suppose to put my 401k? There are no choices. Everything feels like a loser.

>>12093860
ur mattress

srsly tho, i have no idea
im not trading at all till i see how next year goes (fuck trading low volume holiday shit anywho). theres a lot of things on the table rn and some of them arent gonna effect us immediately. and some of my doomsday predictions have been materializing as well, so i need to sit back and chew on all this new data desu senpai

>>12093886
I don't really trade the 401k. Work gives a bunch of funds and I pick and choose. So I can't customize my portfolio the way I would like.

>>12092392
>>12092444
>HMLSF
>same price YTD
Pathetic.

>>12093898
i think energy memes and commodities in general are about to bounce hard on all the inflation that will hit when spending dies down. but then, unrealized tradewar FUD has been plaguing that market all year. no confidence there either.

confusing market

>>12093941
We HODL these bags but maybe it's time we HODL each other. :/

>>12093941
Have you forgotten that this is Oh I dont know the GOLDEN BULLRUN
SPY 330, haters be damned

>>12093956
give it a couple years desu

>>12093954
indeed

Why did I buy Facebook at 165?

I'll miss the whole bull run

Did you all buy the dip

>>12094026
Did you notice how bank stocks are reacting to the recent 2/5 inverse?
Remember when the BAC short interest was super high that one time? The machines are a lot better now

>>12094055
you still have time to double down on fb, its going to do a slow up cup like what walmart did

>>12094056
I bought all the dips.

>>12094056
>>12094094
DIP BUYERS RISE UP

ITS WHERE GAINS ARE

buying every red week is literally the best possible strategy, spend 30 minutes at the end of every Friday and BUY BUY BUY if we're red, and if we're green then its GOLDEN BULL ENGAGED

>>12094056

I waited out the first. Bought the second. Hard.

LET'S GO

>>12094087
Problem is I put in a lot of money so I can't cost average down very much

Next time I won't listen to a YouTube preacher selling Facebook as extremely cheap at $180

GREEN AS FUCK

>>12094378
>YouTube preacher

Yeah you've got to tune out a lot of shit when learning trading. I'd even go so far as to say completely avoid reading anything written on trading boards on reddit/stockhouse/stocktwits etc. There is so much junk, group think, intentionally misleading information. Better to just learn to read charts for best results with your preferred hold period and avoid anything like such and such stock is a good/bad buy because reasons. You look at chart, research company. You decide yay or nay.

>>12094395
>reddit/stockhouse/stocktwits

and here too, natch.

Oh yeah, I'm thinking we're back

No more rate hikes after next week kids.

>>12094487
>o rly ?

Nikkei with that +2.15% tho.

Some of you are cool, don't long the volatility today.

Europeans took a moment from destroying themselves on the promises of how great diversity and crime is to say something to china

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/12/forced-tech-transfers-must-stop-or-be-regulated-eu-ambassador-to-china.html


"This has to stop or to be regulated," Chapuis told CNBC at the European Chamber Annual Conference 2018 in Beijing.

"Of course if a company wants to open its tech books to a Chinese company — all right, that's not an issue, but it has to be regulated so that there is no so-called 'forced tech transfer,'" Chapuis said.

>>12094562
thx just shorted 100k

>>12093836
Most SMEs cannot pay back their 'loans'/debt once IR rises and will be forced to default
https://blogs.imf.org/2018/11/15/sounding-the-alarm-on-leveraged-lending/
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-12-11/the-death-of-fed-funds-as-market-dries-up-fomc-asks-what-next
https://www.moodysanalytics.com/-/media/article/2018/weekly-market-outlook-slower-growth-amid-high-leverage-lessens-upside-for-interest-rates.pdf


>>12093846
It is a house of cards.
But if it is really a repeat of 2008, expect to see the Chinese once again attempting to buy out everything.

>>>/pol/196421008
>>>/pol/196421008
Thoughts?

Enjoy those gains!

*gaps up*

>>12094611
>5M invested
>sweating over 250k

>>12094668
nice gonna buy puts or sqqq for the gap fill

>>12094717
Might work out for ya bro, I never really trust the strength of when shit spikes like pic related

Can someone explain why everybody always says you shouldn't hold leveraged ETFs over long periods? If you are comfortable with high risk investments then why the fuck not? The only time they really fuck you over is during a genuine recession.
>pic related

>>12094774
ledditor dipshits propagating old myths

http://ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php

>>12094819
It literally shows 3X lev gives you less return than 1X lev over 100 years. Risk adjusted return is even worse.

Just saw Tencent is going public.

>>12094865
Tencent music you stupid

>>12094819
>>12094861
Looks like the data on that site suggest 2x leveraged ETFs are the best long term performers?

>>12092549
why would you want to depend on your stocks for retirement. Suppose you retire during a recession or are you talking about building up a sizeable dividend paying stocks that can replace your income

>>12094875
Yes if US market keep going up at similar rates and you're okay with sitting through worse drawdowns than 1x.

>>12094861
>Conclusion
>Leveraged ETFs can be held long term provided the market has enough return to overcome volatility drag. It usually does. For most markets in recent times the optimal leverage is about 2. But some markets and time frames will reward a leverage of up to 3. No markets will reward a leverage of 4.

No one holds ETF for 100 years. or 50. if you held it for 10 you'd make a killing over SPY.
>but that was a bull market! in a bear market you'd go broke
Just buy the inverse one.
>sideways markets
don't last for more than few months.
markets go up over time.

>>12094875
pretty much, yes.

Will Faceberg go over 200 dollars ever again?

The goal of the game is to get past the great filter.

>>12092999
a bear div and downward channel were created

very bearish patterns were created

>>12095504
>weak correlative TA means anything

Bears only have to hold out till next Wednesday. After that papa Powell will do the rest.

>>12095511
Good one "break the filter" guy

>Not switching from between being bullish and bearish.
>Knows there are bearish and bullish trends.
>Somehow being emotionally attached to just one side.
>Unnecessarily loses money/misses trade opportunity by not switching sides when they should because they would rather role play as a fucking imaginary animal and are biased because to one side because of that.

>>12095572
What would happen if it got leaked that he wouldn't hike after all?

>>12095612
Then you switch to becoming long if you are short unless you care more about role playing as a fucking bear because you are a furry that doesn't care about money.

>>12095612
Bug green dildos on all timeframes

gj

>>12095611
>imaginary animal

>>12095645
long term bias is a thing because it helps maintain an edge
every time you switch bias youre essentially adding 1/4 chance to be wrong

not that switching biases isnt necessary, but doing is often detrimental

>>12095777
Checked

>>12095777
>being biased towards something helps you make better judgments
sub 100 IQ

it's time to panic

>>12095828

Now is not the time for fear

>>12095796
>he thinks humans are able to make 100% unbiased choices
lmao @ your understanding of human condition

>>12092335
Hope you managed to hold onto it overnight!

>>12095855
>He thinks that was my point
>Missed my point
>Makes an effort to be biased because small brain think more bias equal better judgements
>Thinks he is making valid arguments
>One of those people not worth arguing with because they are too dumb to understand they are wrong
Yes, give me fries with my burger.

>>12095902
youre the one who doesnt understand its about probabilities not decisions

"lmao just switch biases bro" lol kk thats how pic related happens

NVDA red in pre-market

$120 EOY, boys.

bull trap

So this is a glitch right?
>NVDA has been saying this for 5+ minutes on Rh

My robinhood account now contains nothing when I log in, anyone else seeing this bug?

>>12096049
>>12096089
RH, lol

>>12096049
y

>>12096089
>robinhood account now contains nothing
>bug
lel

>>12096089
Yes appears to be

Are you all in NVDA or something?

>>12096049
>>12096089
>>12096120

just a bug

for now...

>>12096120
No, I’ve got five shares of it though

>>12096159
>people still using the total penis index
excite

these futures

>>12093624
Fuck the EU. When it dies I hope lots of globalist blood spills in the process. I want to go long on a company that makes those gay eurofag sirens.
>muhNAAAAAAAA muhNAAAAAA
Know what I'm talking about?

>>12096187
Ive actually forgotten what most or all of the different things on the total sooth penis index keeps track of

but its nice for meme screenshots

i keep on telling myself im going to make a custom smooth penis index 2.2, but havnt gotten around to it lately

>>12096187
its actually stupidly useful sometimes
it saying VIX spike up today

Futures are out of control. Big crash today, right?

>>12096227
lines are indexes
blue area is junky corp debt which rolls over first
red area is long term federal debt
white bars are VIX

>>12096228
it always werked for me desu

Merry Banemas everybody!

>>12096228
ive forgotten, which timeframe was it built around?
15m candles, 1h candles, or 1d candles ?

>>12096243
>Futures are out of control. Big crash today, right?
for you

>>12096252
neat, thanks for the info!

ill have to add it in my notes

>>12096227
>telling myself im going to make a custom smooth penis index
just go into pine editor
those first few lines should be setting which tickers go to each variable
just change those tickers to whatever you want
be aware that you need to format it as "exchange:ticker" in quotes like that for some reason
changing the colors and plot styles is a little harder but you should be able to figure that out eventually senpai

>>12096263
>baneposting is 6 years old
wew™

>>12096279
the coding/styles is easy to edit, deciding what to change and with what is the harder part

>>>baneposting is 6 years old
check the date, its actually 7

>>12096263
i used 15min and 1hr on it for short term stuff
it works more or less better on a longer timeframe like most indicators, tho the lead you get from it is questionable. definitely a good confirmation and a way to avoid headfakes from hedgeniggers

>>12096263
its a big day kek!

15 mins mainly! but its also useful in 1 day
it needs smaller time frames because with large ones everything is smoothed out to the point of lagging

>>12096252
yaya!

Gap up +3% today.

Get ready boys and girls.

>>12096290
>pic
Can't believe they forced us to learn all this at one point

>Buy before close
>Sell at open
Easy. Gotta change your strategy to fit market conditions. Play the same game that the MMs are.

5 minute warning

>>12096357
too bad i always buy tje wrong sht

>>12096089
Issue fixed, all clear boys.
Also let’s play the “How low can NVDA go?” game.

>>12096335
>not enjoying physics
pleb

>>12096335
im suprised they dont show the zeroth, first, second, and third laws
not to mention the lack of heat transfer equations, and the lack of non-newtonian
and on number theory or geometry (chemistry part is also quite lacking)

>forced
brainlet detected

Now is your only chance to sell today.

Btw sell Google.
>>>/pol/196427969

>>12096506
>tiny fraction of videos of a cash cow matter
>google to Congress: lol we’ll do better we promise just like every other time
>nothing happens

Merkel changing the tax law to make DB sellable. top fucking kek

>>12096475
Only chance to sell SQQQ maybe

>>12096506
>muh political ideology

>>>/out/

>>12096544
I don't know if anything will be done about it. But it's definitely bad news in the short term.

>>12096544
Yeah, we're living in anarcho capitalism. People just haven't caught up yet.

long TLS ausfags

You bulls need to keep buying for fucks sake. I'm getting murdered over here.

Just ordered 1000 Facebook factor certificates

Go rich or go broke, bitch.

SN still has a couple days left on the gamble.. could hit atleast .60...

Buy the banks

AMRS will be bought out by Coca-Cola by 2020. Mark my words.

I can't log into fucking Runescape trading platform because of some fucking bull shit thing I clicked on when I was fucked up. Do I call up my broker and fucking scream at them for my own fuck up?

i've got restricted stock that vests in a week, KEEP SELLING. i want cheapies

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

KO comes in on Thursday. If you haven't received a KO dividend, have you even really lived?

>>12096678
>t. bagholder
So glad that you AMRS shillers are getting what you deserve. Your makeup company is headed back to where it belongs. I wonder what happened to the guy who had like 40k in that shit?

>>12096709
by thursday I meant friday

>>12096630
Nice LCI price stupid nigger remember when you said it was gonna reach the teens

>>12096709
VXX is going to be 30 bucks end of week.

>>12096719
>>12096678
I really don't get how that pennystock was trading so high

>>12096732
I'm still going for teens.. if you think this kind of thing happens overnight you must be new.

Nice bounce back for NBR this week. up 4.61% today

>>12096739
Ok see you in 5 years when it reaches 8$ if you haven't offed yourself by then

>>12096760
Pretty sure in 5 years you'll have no money working back at mcdonalds with your overnight hopes and dreams

>>12096754
>nice bounce back
are you serious. stock is in the shitter.

>>12096766
Nice dmg control implying mcdonalds isnt a good job, when you reach managment in any place its a good job. At least im not gonna be working as a janitor in 5 years living off highschool scraps like you

I got in ROAD at basically IPO. I know the second my hands on these bags weaken they'll have a golden run

>>12096782
based

>>12096782
idk what your fucking problem is kid.. If you don't want to buy it then don't. I'm going to make money off it and i really just don't give about an ill educated fuck like yourself.. so please.. if you don't buy it... then fuck if i care.. throw another ticker out there instead of being a sperg lord.... weirdo..

>>12096766
you cant be more of a hypocrite
you literally telling people to gamble on "SN"


Wtf

What's your take on Faceberg?

Faceberg vs Hitachi, can't decide

>>12096815
with a few bucks... sorry you must've missed it when i called it at .36 yesterday

>>12096805
Why would you use an ellipsis or two dots in place of a period? It doesn't save keystrokes. It's not a common grammatical mistake. Do you just like hammering the "." key on your keyboard?

stop selling you shekel grabbing scalpers

>>12096735
the only banks and financial institutions I'll invest in atm is JPM, BLK, WFC (52-week low) USB and GS.

>>12096823
that doesnt make your words less hypocrite dummy

>>12096827
he's crying. guy is a total faggot

>>12096827
you're debating an autistic tripfag, go figure.

>>12096805
Yeah youll be making money sucking dick at the Loving Cock Institute that you're putting all your money into. I cant believe you're trying to call me weird when you're LITERALLY gay and retarded for buying into that company, see you at the homeless shelter where ill be volunteering when yout wife and her boyfriend kick you out

>>12096827
>Why would you use an ellipsis or two dots in place of a period?
sorry mr proper... just the way i type........

>>12096836
do you understand the difference of speculation (gambling) and investing?

He is calling out a stock that i am investing in.. one that i have done research in... you are trying to say that a 3 day gamble with a few bucks compares to a 3-6 month investment with thousands? get real buddy.. listen to what you are saying.. look at what stock he called out compared to what stock i am saying to gamble on... not hard

>>12096858
your the one making an arbitrary distinction because of "time"
a gamble is a gamble

your criticizing someone for gambling but then telling people to gamble, its fucked up

VIX down 5% and VXX is only down 2.5% what kind of kikery is this?

>>12096858
>one that i have done research on
How long did it take you to read the Wikipedia page?

>>12096874
>>12096880
ok kid.. i don't care anymore i'm in the middle of some trades.. if you want to talk about me and not any actual stocks then do it with someone else.

Anyone else think this LCI guy is a major autist

>>12096892
speculation is like being a faggot and saying trump isn't going to get his wall, while investing would be like buying wall bonds to pay for the wall and profit.

>>12096878
vix futures term structure is in backwardation (vs. the usual contango), it's not going to drop hard until that changes

>>12096506
Tried to buy put on Robinhood and it said failed. For Twitter also. Never had a problem before , has anyone else had trouble or ever had a “failed” message come up for Robinhood ? Not sure why it would fail, the money is all there and I’ve done it before through the app numerous times... I can’t find anything about it through their help.

>>12096892
Hopefully selling all of those 5 LCI shares you bought at the 52week high

>>12096892
im just hoping you learn as lesson

>>12096912
Thanks Ted!

is that going to change before my puts expireon friday?

>>12096903
He will always be big5fag to me. Once a loser always a loser. He has nowhere else to go. Best to just ignore.

>>12096917
>>12092300
>>12096917
Hmm I think something must be up with Robinhood at the moment . I got this same error message as this guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/a5j453/what_is_wrong_with_my_options_limit_sells/
>comments disabled
what even is the point of having a reddit page. God reddit sucks so much.

>>12096932
probably not, but if you bought those options recently the term structure was priced in, so at the end of the day it's all fair. usually contract prices are more expensive in the future, but since we've had some recent volatility it's backwards, with an expectation for lower vol in the future.

>>12096903
you new?

He was B5G, then Planes, now LCIguy. Who knows what crazy scheme he'll come up with next, like that one time he lost his model gf, banged a tranny in mexico, contracted the HIV and then attempted to inject that HIV into 4channel

>>12096951
Actually it seems like it’s down. (Pic related ) Wow. Wtf Robinhood. I guess I’m Glad I personally am not losing money about it, but some people sure are:

https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/a5j8li/losing_money_because_the_software_wont_let_me/

https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/a5j6kp/never_using_robinhood_again/

https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/a5j453/what_is_wrong_with_my_options_limit_sells/

https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/a5j1u7/every_time_i_try_to_sell_a_contract_it_displays/

I know it's bad etiquette to be asking during prime time hours but can anyone recommend me some non shit podcasts? I'm bored as fuck at work but can't stay glued to a screen to watch the markets.

>>12096951
some of my options orders cancelled out of no where

>>12097025
chat with traders is pretty good

is there a way to collapse replies to a post on reddit? i cant figure this shit out

>>12097025
>>12097037
Macrovoices is good. very macro level, comes out once a week, but I like it.

>>12097047
kys

>>12096979
I don't believe thid guy ever had a model gf, even a gf. But i believe the rest

>>12097063
how much have you lost today lmao

>>12097047
>>12097019
looks like reddit is here... one guy actually has his real name as a trip.. wow.

>>12097047
I think it’s buried in the advanced options menu somewhere, I forget. Click “old reddit” at the top for an easier to see UI , and if it still doesn’t work you can download this plugin https://redditenhancementsuite.com — it has it on there somewhere for sure.

>>12097065
he did, i'm going to find her and bang her one of these days too.

anyone got the pic of big5guy with his girl standing in front of him. lets remind him of what he's lost banging mexican trannies

>>12097072
shoo shoo pleb, go peddle your penny stocks elsewhere

>>12097067
pretty sure you aren't even trading............

>>12097080
Please post the pic or any pic of him but also the model gf so i can bust a nut to this cucks ex

>>12097085
trading is retarded

>>12097072
Hey now, don’t worry, I avoid reddit like the plague don’t worry. Came here first. Didn’t see any information about it at all and went to see if reddit had some scoop. Thrns our they did, so I reported info back. In any event, we only survive here by getting information the fastest, from anywhere — it’s not my fault if the information happened to come out on reddit

>>12097094
nice. elaborate

>>12097107
i have a high paying job and buy index funds, a variety of asset classes, rebalanced at predetermined levels, boomer style.

>>12097085
>LCI is losing so much he thinks trading is necessary to get gains

>>12097114
You’re also selling premium I hope.

>>12097094
based etrade bro.

>>12097114
is the gain just from increase in portfolio value?

i'm down about 11K since December 3, but up about 2K over the last two days. complete boomer portfolio

>>12097118
i'm holding it....

>>12097114
so basically you're from reddit?

>>12097126
i got forced over there from capital one when they closed their brokerage. i was reluctant at first but i like it a lot the more i use it. just opened a checking account there too.

>>12097132
yes, i'm also down from the highs. BIGLY

oh man oh man VIX winding up are we about to crash 30 points !

>>12097047
jej

>>12093192
>>12093154

Oil's future demand that'll remain solid is in defense. Batteries are still too unreliable both structually/functionally as well as in relation to being able to charge. No sane corporation will be putting batteries in a tank, especially since we need to push further into capacity/energy density before it's viable for military vehicles.

tencent open for trading $TME

>>12097094
I bought the VXX puts at open and made a cool 20% so far ted.

>>12097176
I am shorting this market this is only pure hope and no real resolution to trade war.

>open higher
>continues to trade higher intra-day
Bullish indicators, but we're still not out of the woods yet.

>>12097238
nice job

>>12097236
talks shit on me but steals trip..... you just feel like being someone besides yourself huh?

>>12097255

LCI building strong base

>>12097236

Was waiting for it. I'm in.

>>12097255
>not just using two hashtags so that this doesn't have to be posted about

>>12097247
the VXX 1 minute chart looks just like bitcoin.

>>12097267
You just realized how gay that was right? like you are so obsessed with me that you just had to be me.. just.. wow..

>>12097270
fuck you too faggot... but yes.. LCI building some support

>>12097274
the trip isn't permanent so i don't really care.. it'll be gone when i'm out of LCI

Nothing better than waking up to a golden bull run

Is my portfolio a meme

VIX just hit it's transistence price like how broken clocks work.

>>12097280
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

btw LCIguy's tripcode is #buylci

>>12097236
>>12097270
Okay, this is epic

>>12097290
how many of these are monthly div payers?

O, APLE, SJR, STAG will all be around for awhile. I don't know about the rest. Might want to get into some megacaps too

my tripcode is #727, same as the pw to my brokerage account

>>12097280
>>12097286
you mad, lol....................................

>>12097196
You just made Lithium ETFs sound like the buy of the century for commodities

>>12097300
all of them but GOV are monthly

testing the shilling

>>12097314
What if the guys in the lab coats discover that it's actually gold not lithum that makes the best batteries ever? Huh what then?

>>12097304
yeah but you're not insufferable

>>12097297
wait wait say the password one more time.. just by itself though.. just the password in one post.. say it.

>>12093682
ORC is trash

Why the fuck does Robinhood say my account is deactivated? I didn't break any PDT rules and I haven't traded. I literally just tried to buy something right now and it says my account is deactivated.

>>12097323
Gold is not nearly cost-effective enough to justify the shift.
Esp. with every Battery corp is investing and using Lithium, everything from
their machinery to their software are tailored towards Lithium.

You have a better chance with Hydrogen Fuel but that never went anywhere

>>12097312
honestly.. i don't really care.. i'd love for every poster in here to have LCIguy as a trip... think about it.....

>all of my fund distributions reinvest the day before the fed announcement

fucking kek wish me luck guys

>>12093860
See if there's a self-directed option and just put a large chunk in cash until the time comes

>>12097338
#3_=K15ZC01

BULLS LETS GO

DIP BOUGHT, GAINS ACCRUING YET AGAIN

>>12097351
Just make every poster anonymous then. dipshit.

>>12097338
the password is....clitoris

>>12097328
ted.. say the password one more time.. just say it.. in one post.. please.. just the password alone.. please say it.. just for me.. please.. say the password out loud..

You can watch the market pricing out the December rate hike in real time. Get out while you can.

>>12097373
my tripfag code password would be:

8===D~ ~~

short didnt make it RIP

FUCK BEARS

Will it beat

>>12097394
uh oh spaghettioes

BUY LCI

>>12097381
wow.. you really missed the point on that didn't you?

>>12097397
>TQQQ controls the NDX price.

>>12097408
post another Chihuahua pic for me beaner.

>>12097412
TQQQ controls everything
it goes in this order
>TQQQ
>God
>Money
>Pussy

fucking Dave and Buster's

fuck it imma double down

>>12097406
poor campbells soup :(
she deserved better

>>12097444
they need to do more with retro games

Mixed performance in the dude weed today. Canadian stuff mainly red, US stuff mild green or near flat. I am currently 80% burger weed and 20% leaf (Canopy is the entire 20%). Cresco labs keeps doing the Chad staircase: optimism! - new paradigm! - optimism! - new paradigm! etc.

>>12097047
You have to go back.

>>12097444
economies cannot go up forever and when this one has its periodic down, people will stop throwing money at shit like Dave and Busters. They'll throw it at their local bar that doesn't charge $10 to play a game for 3 minutes

>>12097236
Why would I entered now it's going down I'll check back in 3 weeks it's being sued and we in a bear market until the china USA get friendly again

>>12097450
might go back up if they get a good price for bolthouse sale

>>12097461
no they need like to have private rooms where you can have sex with fine looking women, and they need to do more with black jack

So Mr. DiBase that chart with the VIX futures. Are you implying that we're entering a bull market until July when the shit hits the fan and well all have to have strategies that are net short?

>>12097542
if history tells us anything, we'll have a pretty good run for the next 12-24 months and then a solid dive where cheapies are everywhere.

i'm going to continue dollar cost averaging throughout the entire matter and see where that takes me. its nice not worrying about the market fluctuations

then after the shit hits the fan and we start recovery mode, I'll be selling covered calls of KO all day erry day (still need to learn how to do calls, but i've got time.)

>>12097526
durning this ressession companies are going to be selling themselves for cheapiest
GPRO's probably gonna go for like 200 million
campbells for 2 billion = generous

BULLS COME ON LETS GO BRING YOUR POWER

>>12097542
No. the future month contracts are cheaper because history indicates that we usually do not have elevated volatility for extended periods of time, so the contracts are priced accordingly.

VXX holds the first 2 months. other products like VXZ hold contracts 4-7 months out, dont know if options are avail for that though

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a chipolte line shrimp and rice bowl! I'm up a couple percent today thanks to MSFT, GIS, STAG, and KHC.

Got another meeting with HR tomorrow, wew lad

>>12097566
Eat first

>>12097598
Pizza hut!

>>12097563
uh huh
uh huh
uh huh
Yes the golden bull run is near, Campbells 16 billion sounds good

Got it so exit in June because the next wave of volatility is already priced in. That's perfect because June is when I like to make my oil play.

>>12097611
NEVER EXIT YOU FOOL

>>12097598
Green Day
all my hard work has paid off

>>12097598
BASED LUNCHBRO

I'm up today but still down from the Dec 3 fall.

>>12097618
Nope, exit in June because that's when the shit hits the fan. I predict the cause of this will be an inverted yield curve, when Trump attempts (through the compromise of 2019) to raise the money for the wall by issuing Wall Bonds with an inflated 5% yield on the 2 year to really fire up his base since they get a wall and they get to profit, but, inadvertently might I add, he fully inverts the 2 through 30 year yields, and the entire bond structure enters backwardation and we all get justed.

>>12097598
Doing good. Congress is voting on Farm Bill this afternoon and expected to pass without issue. Hemp and CBD ftw.

Just bought DB $8 puts for January. Cheapies or am i fukked?

>>12097658
put me in the screencap

>>12097658
someone get Trump on the phone

>>12097658
>I predict the cause of this will be an inverted yield curve
yeah yeah, you and everyone else apparently, which is probably why it won't mean shit this time around.

>>12097690
>>12097696
Are you saying you wouldn't sell all your stocks to buy Wall Bonds? What are you a fucking commie that hates free money?

OOFF! Perfect buy for GBP/USD. I hope you caught it

>>12097709
sorry i missed that part - yes, i would buy wall bonds. great fucking idea.

anyways i like the way these guys cover the topic (yield curve, not wall bonds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvxqunCohGk

>>12097696
>>12097658

I want to say Ted DiBiase and myself have the two highest portfolio values on smg right now and we both always hodl it appears

unless baggie did unironcially make it and has millions and plowed pasta pussy

but the average person is better off dollar cost averaging over 20 years than trying to time a recession

>>12097732
And how about [let'ssayspoilerworks]dollar cost averaging a recession through inverse ETF?[/spoiler]

>>12097669
Are dude weeders finally gonna get their dream of a domestic hemp industry?

what do i invest in to make guaranteed gains in the WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED sector

do i go straight $MJ since im in the US or do i buy into the biggest current companies because they have the best chances of turning legalization into profit?

>>12097762
Yes. And with bipartisan support it seems.

>>12097774
Do you know how hemp-based paper products will contend with tree paper? I know from my dude weed days that it's much more efficient and environmentally friendly for one.

Ahhh man i cant wait for 2:10 PM EST today.

>>12097796
I dunno. I haven't done much research on that. The most bullish aspect about this in current cannabis legal situation is that all hemp uses, including hemp extracted CBD, become legal if bill passes today.

wow being a divibro is BORiNG as fuck

>>12097839
you gotta gamble with your side money if you want some excitement.

>>12097720
Too lazy, I just wait for it to get back up and then short it again and again, I play GBP/JPY though.

Making new thread. Stand by....

>>12097867
Perfect.

>>12097829
Ah, I understand. So should I put my meme money in a cannabis ETF?

VXX is trying hard as fuck to cross below the 200-ma of the 15 minutes. Only then will the Great Bull Run be secure.

NEW

>>12097887

>>12097887

>>12097887

>>12097887

>>12097887

>>12097884

No. I recommend researching the companies with a focus on CBD like Charlotte's Web and the rest. There are many. Weed ETF is going to be mainly companies with focus and medical and recreational weed.