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>>12080801
Morning cold shower

>>12080801
Shower after morning workout

>>12080801
you dont do both?

>>12080801
Both. What is this, the sixth century?

>>12080801
Shower once a month.

Night time. Both if you have a job.

>>12080801
every 2 hours to cleanse the potential bacteria you could possibly inherit

Night shower so you're clean before you go to bed. How dirty is your bed if you shower in the AM?

morning cold and evening hot

Both

>>12080801
Golden shower, 3am, in the back alley of zack's pool hall.

>>12080801

Both

neither

>>12080801
I do both
>Very quick shower one hour before bed, but DON'T get my hair wet
>Shower in the morning, cleaning everything

>>12080912
This is wrong, you will strip your skin of essential oils. Once a day max, shampoo every other day.

>>12080801
morning shower wakes me up, gets the hair under control and washes the grease off so i dont scare the world

>>12080873
this has never bothered me - just wash the sheets a few times a year - If i go to the gym or work up a sweat ill shower in the evening but usually not a problem

>>12080801
once a day
no soap
luffah
compost tea for the ammonia eating bacteria

a healthy bacteria ecosystem is necessary for healthy skin. People will treat you better because you will be one of the only people in their life who can communicate to them through pheromones.

>>12080801
>morning shower
>night time bath to cleanse oneself like my chinese cartoons
thats how this neet does it

>>12080947
stop using shampoo it strips your hair of its natural oils. your hair will become a greaseball mess at first because it's probably overproducing oil right now but it will slow down within two or three weeks. you'll also have more natural volume and in general have healthier hair.

>>12080801
Morning only.
A morning shower will freshen and wake you the fuck up.

Don't take two showers a day unless it's absolutely necessary as it will dry your hair/skin and make it look like shit.

>>12080801
2x a day minimum Pajeet. If I workout I shower 3x a day.

>>12080947
>>12080993
>imagine the smell

>>12080993
ive gone 3 days without showering. my scalp feels so fucking nasty after 3 days of not shampooing.

>>12080993
can confirm, I've been showering with mostly no soap or shampoo for almost 2 years now. There's absolutely no odor as long as you wash thoroughly

>>12081083
baking soda helps with the transition

shit and shower masterrace here

>>12081083
it will go away. Use Heads&Shoulders every 3 days and gradually decrease the number of times you use shampoo

>>12081089
>There's absolutely no odor as long as you wash thoroughly
let me guess, you probably smoke cigarettes and can't even smell anything properly. you're the guy who smells like shit that everyone avoids.

>>12080977
more info on this.
i use a luffah, but with one of those paraben free body gel soaps that also have vitamin e and moistuizing and anti oxidents etc etc

tell me about how to use compost tea?

>>12081089
I went 3 days once, my hair was so oily the US started fabricating false pretenses to liberate it.

>>12081181
kek

>>12081181
>>12081181
>so oily the US started fabricating false pretenses to liberate it.

>>12080964
>wash the sheets a few times a year
I thought the convention was once every 2 weeks or once a week if you sweat a lot

>>12080801
both

>>12081181
lost

>>12080801
Both, piping hot to ice cold contrast showers 2x daily will make your dick grow dicks on it

>>12081329
girth wise or just length? if I get too much length I won't be able to use my pelvis to stimulate her clit anymore

>>12081181
real talk
who are they going to liberate next anon?

>tfw bathe twice a day

at least once every 3 days
the best is a morning work out, shower, sauna, shower

>>12081352
Neither man, dicks will grow out of your main dick

>>12081371
idk if I want that but maybe in the future, thank you for the info

>>12081371
wait a second...are the urethras individually attached? will peeing be like a lawn sprinkler?

>wake up - shower
>home from wagecucking - shower
>before bed - shower
>2am can't sleep - shower
>4am depression - shower

Which one to get rid of? Water bill is too damn high.

>>12081361
Ok if I had to guess, it will be whoever decides to undermine the petrodollar. Maybe Venezuela or long shot Saudi arabia, something needs to slow oil production again.

>>12081398
They don't connect to the main urethra. Just dicks chilling out.

>>12081412
jesus christ your skin must be fucked beyond repair. shower once a day.

>>12081447
>shower once a day

Do you even leave the house?

>>12081430
it seems like russia and china are always in the mix but that would probably be too destructive
http://uawire.org/kremlin-tells-russian-banks-to-prepare-for-disconnection-from-international-payment-systems
Venezuela makes the most sense as an easy target and sell for the public

>>12081447
it doesn't seem to have affected my skin so far

>>12081458
Unless you do manual labour, there's no need to shower more than once a day, except for special occassions, if you're sweaty/smelly for some weird reason.

>>12081504
>except for special occassions, if you're sweaty/smelly for some weird reason.

>exercise is a “special occasion”
Americans.

>>12081522
>not scheduling workout after work, so you only have to shower once
not gonna make it

Morning, you get gross and sweaty while you sleep if you shower before you go to bed its basically pointless

>>12080813
This. Anything less is absolute beta.

Bathe in a creek once in a while.

>>12080964
>few times a year
jesus christ that's disgusting

>>12080947
You are down for not showering twice a day because of body oils yet shampoo once a day. My friend..

you shower before bed if you sleep with somebody, you shower in the morning if you dont

Use shampoo twice a week. It will ruin your hair otherwise.
Try to workout in the evening to kill two birds with one stone/shower.

>>12081154
fucking retard commecial soaps and shampoos are a modern invention. You dont need them as long as you wash twice a day. Yes your hair will be very oily but it will get better.

>all the third world shitskins itt
ded

>>12080947
>t. Smelly fucker

>>12082625
unironically this

>>12081089
>There's absolutely no odor as long as you wash thoroughly
>he thinks not smelling anything means he doesnt smell
try asking ur friends personally dude and that is even if they would want to go near you lmao

>>12080801
who makes these awesome apus.
saved for my collection and thers nothing you can do about it OP

>>12081260
>>12082554

Hmm, i only was them about 2 times a year... i thought the stinkies were because of my linkies.

>>12080801
evening. why would I go to bad smelling like a pig?

>>12080801
Anon plz teach how to meditate

Morning jog/workout and then shower would be best.
Shampoo is unironically unnecessary. I know because I know girls on the "nopoo" trip (i swear its not a joke on indians, look it up) and they have great hair. Shampoo is a soap product and not necessary if you have water

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_poo

>>12080801
BOTH

>>12080946
why are you afraid to get your hair wet?

>>12080977

>>12080887
thisniggarighthere.png

>>12080825
>>12080831
>>12080876
>>12080912
>>12080946
Your skin must be a fucking nightmare, and if it isn't yet, it will be later in life. Once a day is already too much for the skin (though that's what I do), twice a day is just asking for various skin problems.

Also a tip, since you are most likely doing this to "smell good for the girls" or in any case some social reason: your body generates various chemicals that you wash away when you shower, many of which increase attraction from the other sex since humans can subconsciously (or consciously depending on distance) smell them. If you shower too often, other people will subconsciously react to your lack of smell.

Just because BO is usually used with a negative connotation doesn't mean all BO is bad. Try sitting next to a girl who has just been to the gym and you'll see (and it's even stronger the other way around).

>>12080801
night showers

>>12084040
> nopoo trip
> indians
had to google that one
got disappointed
:(

>>12080801
Morning shower for white collar job
Evening shower for blue collar job.

>>12080801
Morning showers, imagine waking up and not cleaning all the sweat from laying 8h in bed and then imagine taking a shower just before you lay down in your filthy sweaty bed, pretty useless desu

night showers

you disgusting retards actually sweat in your bed? I bet you don’t wash your sheets every 2 weeks like you’re supposed to lmao

>>12084243
Thisi zhoweronce in 2 day

>>12084040
If I don't use shampoo my hair becomes very greasy and starts stinking.

>>12084243
>cope

Evening. Don't want my bed to become dirty.

has anyone else shitted into their hand when showering once you've realized you gotta go and thrown it into the toilet so as to continue showering uninterrupted? iv done this a few times now and dont know how to feel about it

I shower in the evening, morning showers ruin my work flow.

>>12084243
You do realize none of that shit paplies to showering in tepid water right?
Hell I'd say my BO got a lot stronger after I stopped using shower soaps

>>12080801
morning shower at 8 PM

>>12081063
Gross but I'd fuck it

>>12080873
I shower in the AM and wash my sheets weekly.

The fucking Jews have tricked you into thinking you need a daily shower.

>good goy, pay us more for 'water'
>that's right goy, wash away your precious protecting skin
>good goy, massage micro-plastics into your pores two times daily

And you wonder why you smell so quickly again after years of conditioning to make you perceive your natural scent as unclean- how do you think people lived for the thousands of years before showers? Realistically you could be showering once or twice a week but the kikes have ruined society to point where everyone is constantly insecure.

>>12084785
He stink

>>12084794

kike detected

>>12084797
Redditor pajeet detected.

>>12080946
This is me also.

>>12084085
Takes forever to dry and better for hair to not get washed as often, but I still want to be clean for bed. I only wash my hair 3-4 times a week, really based around social stuff and the gym, since brunettes if you wash your hair too often the pigments can get a little dulled.

>>12084837

sure thing rabbi

I shower when I feel dirty regardless of time.

>>12084839

Posts bobs

>>12080801
I'm a stinky linky

>Shower right before bed
>spend all night soaking in your juices
>wake up practically dirty again


>>12080873
its called washing your sheets

>>12084046
everything's about proponents. Where's the detractor's opinions?

>>12084785
Actually native tribes in South America used to wash themselves daily, it's just the rest of the world that were disgusting pos until some centuries ago

>>12080801
both. we needs to soak up the warmth of the water to aid in our vibrational ascendancy. don't drink it though: remember from Dr. Strangleove...the commies try to control us with fluoridation of the water supply.

>>12080847
neckbearded and incelpilled

>>12080847

this is who you know you made it.

>>12080873
you shower in the morning because you accumulate sweat and grease in your hair as you sleep, dumbass

>>12081063
DISGUSTANG

>>12086494
monster only monster pure

>>12083528
third worlders are more hygienic than you wh*teoids. Atleast the Asian ones

>>12080801
>Going to the bed sweaty after a day of work
Nop

>>12080801
Morning, since you have been sweating in your bed all night probably and it also gives you a way to comb and style your hair in the morning if you're into that

>>12087073
who the fuck sweats all night in his bed? just lower the temperature of the room and you won't sweat like a pig

>>12080801
For me, it's the evening. Helps me get to sleep quicker too.
>but you sweat in bed!
I don't know what sort of fatso sweats that much; just sleep without your duvet.

>>12080964
>just wash the sheets a few times a year

>>12087325
My dad did.... before he was diagnosed with non-hodgkin's lymphoma

>>12080964
>just wash the sheets a few times a year

Here is the maximum mog showering routine:
>Shampoo only twice a week
>Conditioner every day
>Wash hair only in freezing cold water once a day
>Good quality shampoo from a salon place not head and shoulders dogshit

Using shitty shampoo and using it too often, along with hot water, will wreck your hair. I always get compliments from girls how thick and high quality my hair is

>>12087412
i..i-is he alright anon?

yes

>>12087795
Yeah, he got diagnosed ten years ago and is still alive. He had to go through some pretty heavy treatment but they have it under control. It's still there, and now he is getting older and there is less treatments he can do, but overall he is doing really well. Once a month he goes in for an infusion, but he is still able to work and everything. Going to turn 70 this year, so, he needs to slow down here pretty soon and start to take care of himself better. Working so hard is taking a toll on him.

>>12087795
>>12087882
..and I guess I said that to really just say "if you get night sweats pretty often, it's worth mentioning to your doctor"

>>12087882
>>12087890
Glad to hear man, hope he'll be alright

>shower night before
>Put on next day's clothes
>Go to bed
>Wake up ready for work

>>12080847
This but unironically. I work from home and I have no friends, so there's no incentive for me to ever shower.

>>12081013
Yuck. So after a day of sweat clinging to your body, getting all sorts of dirt particles on your hair, face and body. Shit literal shit particles in your nether region. You hop into bed??

>>12080801
Both. I usually have sex first thing in the morning, and get a shower after. Then I get a shower when I come home, in anticipation of evening sex. There's no downside to having a partner who likes both fresh cleanliness and daily to twice daily sex.

>>12087938
Thanks anon. :o)

>>12087996
Do some self-care anon, it will make you feel better about yourself and might help break that depression-isolation cycle.

>>12088083
Guess weed and pussy is on the menu tonight boys

>>12084395
>imagine being so unhealthy that you actually sweat any real amount while sleeping
You must get drenched when you have to climb a set of stairs.

>>12087996
Even if you're not going to be around people its still good to shower. You'll feel physically and mentally better when your body is clean and not covered in sticky old sweat and dirt.

>>12087578
>Here is the maximum mog showering routine:
>mog
get back to fit you autist this is a business zone

Evening shower.

>>12080801
Check your dosha young padawan, Then find in (not out) where you balance on the tri-doshas. This will determine cold/hot and day/night and what is appropriate for healthy sleep. Stay healthy and stay stinky.
https://www.lybrate.com/topic/hot-or-cold-water-bath-in-winter-which-is-better/2d134592a977ae5bfff4c7a75e392789
>t. Sadhuanon

>>12080947
It depends on your skin, dumbass. People with oily skin have to do both. Holy fuck, biz.

>>12084243
>t. Stinky

>>12087578
nice tips. what brand of shampoo/conditioner do you use? also, why do you use conditioner every day? isn't that as bad as shampooing?

Shower after work 3.45pm

>>12080807
>not a single fpbp
shit board

>>12084243
>you must shower to attract women
Get off this board pajeet. Normal people shower because they don’t want to be disgusted by their own scent.

>>12080813
Agree. Stay healthy or at least try not stay complete garbage.

>>12080993
I can tell you thats not true. I use shampoo every day since 20 years. And my hairs are like in a beauty ad. But more important are maybe hormon levels of your body, how you eat and exercise.

>>12080801
evening shower, wear clean jammies in bed and feel fresh to def. wake up still clean and go to work and get gross. morning shower IF you sweat in your sleep or something weird.