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WHERE DID YOU DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE

>>12065227

>>12065227
Someone TRH needs to pay these NEET creators for viral marketing. I now want to go to THR, drink a coors, get a rare steak, and watch wagie dance while I listen to classic 90s country

kekkles

>>12065302
this

>>12065227
Jesus you guys are overreacting about the dance thing
Any normie would do it like doing anything else and wont even care about it because he doesn't have social anxiety, he would just laught about it
If he gets filmed in a video that ends on youtube, doing a ridicolous dance for money, he doesn't care because he has a sane and not obsessive idea about himself

>>12065346
found the roadhouse wagie

>>12065227
Classic bizonacci

>>12065346
are you fucking serious. if my boss told me to go out and dance like a trained monkey I'd tell him to go fuck himself.

>>12065346
>he has a sane and not obsessive idea about himself
You were right until you said this. Most normies have unhealthy narcissism thanks to social media. All they live for is shoving their faces in front of cameras and getting a dopamine rush off of likes. They are in-character 24/7, portraying a fake version of themselves.

>>12065227
I missed this, someone post the video I want to see wagies wagecucking.

>>12065227
RAGIE WAGIE STOMPS HIS FEET
WAGIE DANCES TO THE BEAT
RAGIE WAGIE ALL NIGHT LONG
WAGIE CANNOT CHOOSE HIS SONG

>>12065227
Fucking kek
I've been to the roadhouse and everytime they break into their stupid dance I realize something. Literal humans are dancing around like show monkeys for MY entertainment. feelsgoodman

>>12065227
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H2EXRR1Cs3s

>>12065366
Anons are in-character too. They think they are some kind of savants with an IQ higher then normies. So if they do the stupid dance on a video, that would collide with their artificial idea of a high IQ genius because they think that let's say Jordan Peterson would never ever do that

>>12065397
>They think they are some kind of savants with an IQ higher then normies
Maybe not higher IQ but definitely more aware. Which probably means we're higher IQ.

>>12065417
High IQ? Maybe. More aware of themself? Probably not. I think that being aware of themself requires much more work

>>12065361
I'd do it. I'd do everything for money that is not
1) doing bad things to innocent people
2) anything sexual
3) anything that puts my health at risk
Do you people want to make it in life or not?

>>12065367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB86QT9bRq0
Enjoy anon

>>12065227
this is the most blatant marketing since Monster.
Trying to get us to go to a restaurant just to feel superior to dancing wagies.

>>12065488
Dance for me wagie, dance!

>>12065346
Well I think getting paid to dance like a trained ape for someone else's amusement is humiliating.

>>12065346
If i ran the steakhouse, I would spend the resources spent on dancing on having top tier butchers educating my employees on cuts of steak & meat quality. It's the efficiency sacrificed for the degradation of workers that irks me mainly

>>12065488
>posted 7 years ago

why it suddenly gets attention?

>>12065366
God you are so fucking delusional. Try going outside and actually meeting people. When was the last time you had an actual conversation with another human being?

>>12065555
Nice business knowledges anon. Tell me, do you run a successful steakhouse?

>>12065586
fagbook normie detected. You know everything I said about you is true.

>Try going outside and actually meeting people. When was the last time you had an actual conversation with another human being?
And here we see your narcissism on full display. You assume that everyone here is beneath you if they criticize the way you shove your face in front of a camera and live for social validation. You assume that I don't have a job, school, etc...
It's a lot of assumptions based in narcissism. Basically, "I SOCIAL I HAPPY I GET ALL THE LIKES ON FAGBOOK, YOU NOT SOCIAL YOU BAD"

It's funny that you would call me delusional just for stating an observation, while you yourself are living under a delusion. A social media addiction. I'm not kidding, you and a lot of other people are going to need help when you're older.

>>12065589
No but I know the business as I have chef friends who are successful. If you are trying to get your employees to do something that a group of elementary kids would be embarassed doing, you aren't doing anything worthwhile. Another anon mentioned that not every location does this, meaning that the boss is either a dick or grossly incompetent.

>>12065488

they should teach them more complicated moves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsT8utd3fVs

>>12065586
>>12065651
Also,
>"le try going outside XD"
>Go anywhere with a lot of young people on any given day
>They are all glued to their smart phones
You're fucking blind.

Texan here. Don't mess with our culture.

>>12065718
In awe at the size of this lad

>>12065480
Another from roadhouse

>>12065586
Allow me to paint a picture of you.

Every day, you get on social media. You position your face in front of a camera at the exact angle you determine looks best. You have practiced this angle so many times that you have it down to a science. You take the same picture from the same angle with the same facial expression every single day, because you have determined that this is the optimal picture to get the most reactions on social media.

You post the picture. You stare at it for a minute, making sure it looks right. Sometimes you delete it and retake the picture. Most of the time, you refresh until you get your like/reaction whatever. You keep checking back periodically throughout the day to make sure everyone's liking it.

Partway through the day, you decide to make a text post. Some kind of banal, trivial shit that doesn't really mean anything, because the meaning isn't what matters, what matters is that you're using it as a signal to convey that you are special, profound, and trendy. Something like, "I just cooked my own eggs this morning for breakfast. Yay I'm adulting!" Sometimes you decide you want to be "deep" so you will parrot some popular political opinion like, "The rich are evil. I AM AGAINST POVERTY!" It's like, duh, nobody is FOR poverty. So why did you say it? Because the contents of the message don't matter, what matters is that the message serves as a signal to convey that you are a trendy progressive, in the loop with the latest popular opinions. You are just like all the hip and trendy celebrities because you say the same things they do, and you post smug selfies while you say them. Your life must be so great!

Every single thing you post on social media serves to create this fake character that you portray yourself as. This profound, smug, trendy, world-weary, sophisticated and cultured person. You have to be in character 24/7 in case the situation demands you to shove your face in front of the camera for another selfie.

>>12065823
That's basically every normie lol

>>12065555
My dick gets hard to the idea of FORCING desperate people to dance like monkeys giving up any small amount of dignity they had left fo my amusement... makes my eyes roll back

And the idea that small children are throwing food at them.. I don’t think I could nutt harder

I'm going to the roadhouse today boys, gonna throw peanuts at them while they dance, laugh, and leave a floater in the bathroom before I leave. Merica.

>>12065930
And just when he's done, and has the barest glimmer of hope that he can get on with his life, you throw another dollar.

>>12065397
>>12065480
>january buyer who unironically thinks anyone here with two brain cells to rub together listens to Jordan fucking Peterson is also an unabashed and desperate wagecuck willing to LITERALLY SING AND DANCE for a paycheck
Wow who could have expected this

>>12065480

I'll give you 25 cents if you dance the macarena (the entire song) wearing a shiny man thong and upload the video to /biz/ for us all to laugh at. No? Why not?

>>12065823
>>12065651
holy fuck anon BTFO

>>12065506

>Watch Youtube videos of dancing wagies and feel superior to them
>Eat your favorite brand of tendies while watching
>The sadistic restaurant doesn't even get paid and you can watch as many times as you like

Automation, anon. When Texas Roadhouse has dancing robots serving my food, I will eat there

>>12065346
The normalfag not being aware enough to realize he's being used by his bosses for demeaning work while being paid jack shit doesn't make it any better, it just makes him even more like cattle.
>>12065823
>>12065651
Braindead normalfag cattle getting BTFO hard, good job anon.

>>12065227

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1544342570523.webm

>>12065270

Thank you based agent Cooper.

>>12066296
Expanding on this:
At least the wagie who knows how shit the deal he got is has awareness. At least he knows he's just being used and abused and dislikes it, and may think of ways of getting out of it.

The wagie who doesn't realize anything is wrong is so much worse, he truly is comparable to cattle.

>>12065480
janny wagie
dance in cagie

>>12066313

>>12066313
Almost spit my fucking tea

>>12066313
I was gonna call you a newfag for not embedding your webm, but you win

>>12065227

WHERE IS THE BULLRUN!

>>12066313
lmfao

The money thing is Texas roadhousers make more than all you guys combined

>>12066313

>>12065480
>Do you people want to make it in life or not?
Listen, if you're being paid to dance for the enjoyment of the sort of clientele who goes to the Texas Roadhouse, then you haven't made it - and will never make it, EVER - in life.

>>12067209
Get to sleep early tonight, don’t want to mess up the dance tomorrow and get fired wagie :^)

>>12065302

That sounds unironically fun.

>>12065480
Holy shit i just had to reply to your retarded post you braindead crab.

If you think that "Making it" in life involves giving service to plebs in a restaurant and dancing in front of them like a fucking monkey then oh boy moron, YOU will never make it. Imagine going to an interview "Oh its you from the restaurant dancing while i eat haha!" You will never work as a manager, CEO or fund manager bcs shit like this will be used to blackmail you. You do this and you lose respect of yourself forever (Youtube). Imagine looking at it on Youtube.

>>12065555
>efficiency

They don’t pay them much for the dancing, anon. They get $2.13/hr+tips, which can add up to a decent amount of money at that place. Especially when they put on a show. The dance costs TR like $0.18 per employee each time, so probably only like $10.00 per night as a marketing expense. For the TRH employees, the dancing is to get customers to pay them more and prove to management they are “TRH material.” Meanwhile, TRH customers don’t go there for fine cuts of beef. They go for relatively cheap steaks and other crap boomer food

>>12065718

The funny thing is that TRH was founded and headquartered in Indiana as their idea of Texas culture. It’s like if a Eurofag created a “Burgers’ Burgers” chain where they give you a burger and a Budweiser, then shoot you in the face.

>>12066313

>>12066313
kek

>>12065227

>>12065227
>tfw when i heard about this yesterday i went to a roadhouse to see it for myself
>mfw i was grinning and taking flash pictures of them doing it

lol the life of a wagie is something else.

>>12067333
Average Texas Roadhouse hourly pay ranges from approximately $8.41 per hour for Server/Trainer to $12.41 per hour for Marketer. >The average Texas Roadhouse salary ranges from approximately $15,000 per year for Dishwasher to $54,774 per year for General Manager.

Haha, I can hear the music now

>>12065227

I'm from the UK, we don't have anything like this over here. I started out thinking this would be my ultimate nightmare but I looked it up on YouTube and it's the most comfy thing ever. Now I wanna eat some wings and grapevine with all the other homely down to earth republican voting muricans.

After your delicious meal at trh, head over to cold stone ice cream for dessert. The teen Thots are required to sing for you if you leave a tip :)

https://youtu.be/J0Av0DyjhG8

>>12065480
imagine being this cucked

>>12065586
he's right, you're wrong. you're the one who needs to go outside and see this shit for yourself

>>12065346
>t. NPC without dignity

>>12065480
>quintessential yankthink

>>12067192
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fpp088wHXr4

there, now you can embed it with sound

>>12065480
Dance IS sexual by nature you ignoramus

mfw wagie sings while i get tendies

t. neet

>>12067192
You can't embed webms with sound on /biz/, newfag

>>12066313
>>12068104
>>12068117
>mfw I tell the manager wagie doesn't seem to be putting his heart into the dance so he raises the temperature on the floor a bit higher so the wagie stops slacking

>>12067931
yeah, those American restaurants are an experience for certain. Like the local but likely better food.. One thing I miss about my expat years in yankistan was restaurants were consistent in quality.

>>12065480
It'd be less demeaning to literally suck your bosses dick. Have some self respect or you'll be known as the guy who isn't to be taken seriously and will do demeaning dirty work if you throw him a dollar.

>>12065823
I am saving this amazingly well crafted pasta material

>>12066313
Fuck, this is the planet we live on and I want OUT

>>12065555
it's not a steakhouse, god you're fucking stupid. their steak comes in a box, it's all pre-arranged by the corporate headquarters

>>12065227
You guys need to stop this! the wagie memes hit so close to home that you are going to start a communist revolution! You neets are gonna be in the factories and feilds with your shitcoins confiscated by the state! Think about what you are doing! LEAVE WAGIE AAAALLLOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12068266
Well that's a shit business to be in. Better margins on upscale food. If you say chains aren't built for that, look into the best steakhouses around you. I bet moat of then have multiple locations and are growing.

>these wagie shuffles
ive going to tell you something you dont want to hear
im going to show you where it's dark, but have no fear

Post the video

texas roadhouse is my favorite thing about late stage capitalism, I love these wagies dancing around in their I <3 my job shirts you can almost see the tears about to stream down their poor wagie faces

Anons the roadhouse stock yields divs of a solid 1,57%
This might be an amazon of restaurant industry.
What do you faggots think about that?

>>12065823

MAMA MIA

>>12068424
oh wagie that 1.57% dividend wont get payed by it self time to start dancing

>>12068424
I've been holding Texas Roadhouse stock since 2005 because Cramer shilled it. Pretty comfy hold.

>>12068117
when will wojak get his revenge on these stupid frogs

>>12065346
I would rather making a living as a criminal than dance on cue like some kind of trained chimpanzee.

>>12068637
this.
day of the soup approaches

>>12065506
Texas Roadhouse is bretty gud

I want some rattlesnake bites now, thanks Texas Roadhouse!

>>12068798
You'd kill to dance for rednecks as you're shitting in the open next to your bed in prison.

>>12068977
fuck yes I always get my very own order of Rattlesnake Bites every time I visit my local Texas Roadhouse. I even ask for 3 ranch dipping sauces, and they gave them to me for free! I said 'Wow! Three for free!' The friendly attractive waitress laughed, and said 'I'm going to start calling you three-for-free'. Now every time I visit they greet me at the door with a song and dance and a hearty 'HOWDY YALL ITS THREE-FOR-FREE!!!'
Truly the best family dining experience.

Thank god I was born rich I don't get to experience being a wagie.

>>12065346
He’s right you know

>>12066313

/biz/ makes the best memes

>>12065346

When you guys go out to eat are you mean to the wagies? or do you take pity?

>>12065678
>>12065823
>>12065651
>replying to me in THREE different posts.

Insane. Pathetic. Not even going read a sentence of your autistic retard rambling. You really are a loser.

>>12069238
>Not even going read a sentence
you weren't going to anyway brainlet

>>12069238
It’s probably better that you don’t read it, because you got fucking rekt
I kinda assumed you just abandoned thread out of shame lmao

>>12065302
>drinking coors, miller, Budweiser, corona
People like you need to face the firing squad

>>12065480
>>12065457
>>12065397
>>12065346
>>12065589

woke and redpilled

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfeAONuR7ps

why the fuck is this girl and the girl behind her so fucking hot? I want their names NOW

>>12065823
Holy fuck I lied, I realize you wrote me an entire story and had to read what you wrote for me boy. I'm almost flattered.

Your entire pretense is wrong. I don't even have any social media. Not even a Facebook for family. Never got into it. You seem to want to draw a picture of me being some type of bleeding heart liberal faggot, although to be honest I skimmed through it as I cant be fucked to sit here and read your entire diary entry.

Anyways you sound like an extremely narcissistic black pilled cunt. I really can't stand you r9k fags because you Depressing bitches bring down the entire mood on every board with your crying about how normies act, and quite frankly you freaks are fucking disgusting humans with zero redeeming qualities.

Here's a real red pill for ya buddy, if you kill yourself you won't be missed by anyone except maybe your own mother. But that's really it. Enjoy the rest of your life bud take care.

>>12069316

>that guy in the front

>>12069301
>.t effem soi IPA cum lover

Kys wagie

>>12068858
It's not

>tfw dump the entire bucket of peanuts in my to go box

>>12069338
Nah i fucking hate IPAs. I strictly like wheat ales and sours. Hops are gross, and full of xenosoystregens

>>12065677
nigga how is this on youtube?

>>12065677
Good fap material.

>>12065227
>"So nah nah, honey I'm good
I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've got somebody at home, and if I stay I might not leave alone
No, honey I'm good, I could have another but I probably shouldn't
I've gotta bid you adieu and to another I will stay true
I will stay true
(Hoo hoo wooh true) I will stay true
(Hoo hoo wooh true)
(Hoo hoo wooh)".

>>12069327
Shut the fuck up normalfag you got btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R9JMWvYz9k

>>12065227
Enough.

got that 16 ouncer with my link profits.

>>12065227
>>12066313
I see you Bizonacci. Absolutely based.

>>12066313
That retarded pepe killed me in the corner

>>12069316
You aight black girl
(she cute)

TEXAS ROADHOUSE MARKETING TEAM YOU HAVE OUT-DONE YOURSELVES THIS TIME. CONGRATS ON THIS, SERIOUSLY.

>>12069756
If I was that old based grandpa I would take my grandchildren out of the will for making me do that shit

>>12066313

>>12065346
HAHAHAHA THIS WAGIE COPE

first 4chan thread to make me giggle audibly in weeks. thanks OP

>>12065541
depends on how much you are getting paid, it's all relative

>>12069316

>Tfw no choco gf

Ya know, despite the name, Office Space addressed the humiliation of restaurant wagies decades ago with the whole "pieces of flair" thing.

>>12065346
>t. roadhouse corporate

>>12070226
>Get accused of being our lord bizonacci
Thank you anon. This means a lot

Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

>>12065823
Damn I feel bad for the other guy, talk about third degree burns

>>12071534
How was the dancing and rubbery steak?

>>12068378
Oh my god, the shirts are real?

>>12071587
>Dancing
None
>Rubbery steak
Only if you live outside of Texas

>>12069327

>"an entire story"
>"liberal faggot"
>"You sound like"

Instead of refuting his argument you actually managed to strengthen it with your 4 paragraphs of ad hominem.

I'm guessing you're underage or a newfag but in any case- you have to go back. To Reddit, the Youtube comments section, or whatever shithole you came from. Fuck off, never come here again, and for fucks sake do not reproduce.

>dance for someone else's amusement
>while they literally throw peanuts at you
>for less than minimum wage
>all while wearing an "I <3 my job shirt"

>>12071642

Someone get Bizonacci in here

>>12070226
Doubt it's him but I can see the dancing wagie ending up in one of his videos.
>wagie forced to dance on a hot floor like they did to bears and monkeys for tips

>>12065555
That's why you'll never be a steakhouse owner.

>>12065488
Nice how they all decided to wear those "I love my job" t-shirts. You can read it in their faces and in their enthusiastic "woo" how much that is true. Must be a great place to work.

>>12066313

>>12065346

There ja TRH wagie of the month

>>12066313

>>12066313

>get me a rhythm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>>12065823
You just perfectly described my normie friend

>>12069756
oh george

>>12065586
fuck off reddit dumbfuck. go trigger somewhere else nigger

>>12065823
So glad I've never cared about this past the initial hype of social media. I became a 4channel addict instead

>>12065823
10/10 post. Screencapped and saved.

>>12065823
Wait a minute, if I do this will I get friends?
Is it that easy?

>>12065227
Wagies kek

>>12065227
Need to start a program where NEETs are forced into indentured servitude at the Texas Roadhouse

>>12069327
get the fuck out of here faggot normie

>>12065227

LMAO!

>>12065823
Its funny because its true, but its also sad, because its true

>>12066313

>>12065488
Someone please make an edit of the Walmart manager making his employees sing and dance to the we will rock you song before their shift starts and put a Wojack as one of the employees and the 30 yo boomer as the manager. Seriously do you think the corporate employees just laugh their asses off in the boardroom like “look what we are making these retarded low level wages do! HAHA how can we crush their souls even more!?!?”

>>12065227
>>12066313
>>12068117
link to original vid? still haven't seen it outside of /biz/ memes

>>12074644
pretty sure your soul is already crushed if you walk through the front door of a Walmart looking for work.

>>12065227
>>12065242
kekd

>>12065823
I'm so glad that I ignored twitter and facebook and never got involved with that shit.

>>12065346
So this is how normie copes

>>12074644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

I've seen these in person, thank god I never worked fast food or retail. Been working construction 3 years and did a bit of oilfield and never ever had to do this self deprecating shit, ever. Once did warehouse though, and they had similar things here and there, warehouse is like a physical office/retail job basically

>>12065488

>>12065227
Pic related is webm with no sound.

This one has sound:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1544342570523.webm

>>12075021
Please, for the love of God, could someone animate that smug pepe throwing those peanuts on the floor in sync with the music

>>12065227
If you happened to miss one of the best threads of the year, here is the previous thread:
>>12055380

>>12075021
Bahhahahaha fucking great

>>12073408
I made a thing.

>>12065457
Been on many forums, trust me 4chan IQ is top

>>12065677
Imagine the smell

>>12065227
>>12065346
>>12065823
depending on how desperate you are for money and how much you can delude yourself into believing that they are laughing with you and not at you I can almost understand their willingness to accept such a job. what makes me think however is not that there are people who are ok selling their dignity for money but that there are people actually paying for that shit. most of the people going there are normies and they are keeping roadhouse alive. they chose to go there and watch that dance and are paying for that by paying more for the food and tips.

where does this desire to see some wage monkey dance come from? do they really have such petty desires in their character or is this sometthing else?

>>12074844

YOU GONNA BE A CASHIER SOME DAY. WE ARE WE ARE WALMART