/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>12065101
No need to dance, if one works as a business analyst.

>>12065101

>>12065108
If I paid your bosses enough money I bet I could make you dance too wagie

>>12065108
He’s make you dance if it was profitable

Does anyone on /biz/ even have a job? It's like you're trying to make fun of someone who doesn't even use this board, and a bunch of NEETs with nothing better to do are LARPing for their own amusement.

jesus christ.

>>12065101
>Yeah my weekend was great, thanks for asking

>>12065154
found the wagie

DANCE, WAGIE, DANCE!

>Have to work almost exclusively in remote shitholes in the arctic circle
>Get flown back and forth every friday evening and monday morning
>make around $2500CAD a week

It could be worse, but I dont think I can do this forever. The people I work with are great though, and I have like no living expenses outside of rent to basically store my stuff (all my food and accommodations are paid for and unlimited)

>>12065163
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING GOT ME, I GOTTA BE UP AT 8 AM SHARP TOMORROW TO WORK ANOTHER GRUELING 9-5 SHIFT FOR SCHLOMO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE MOMMY PLEASE I WANNA LEAVE MY SHITTY 2-ROOM APARTMENT AND COME LIVE WITH YOU AGAIN MOMMY PLEASE MY ROOMMATE NEVER DOES HIS DISHES AND EVERY CENT I EARN GOES TO PAYING RENT, UTILITIES, AND GAS FOR MY CAR WHICH I WOULDN'T EVEN NEED IF I DIDN'T HAVE THIS STUPID JOB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE MONDAYS!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ34LlaIk88

my job is actually comfy and easy as fuck.

>>12065285
me too based anon. Show up at 7am, work in a comfy heated shop doing little mechanic projects. no direct supervisor, come and go as I please, 2 hour lunch if I feel like it. Boss lives 2000 miles away and visits once a year. Get paid $32/hr. Being a wagie doesn't have to be a bad thing.

my job is scamming crypto so i can wake up whenever i want

>>12065101
Got paid last Friday
This Friday Christians bonus
Week after payroll again
Easiest 12k I’ll made this year within three weeks

Will put it in Crypto and lose it all again, what’s not to like

>>12065154
C O P E

>>12065101
Honestly excited for my $100 Christmas bonus and super excited to get Christmas day off.

>>12065120
Chances are higher for him to tell you to fuck off - because I would simply go and get another job.
He would be forced to work way longer than he already does.

Some people are actually needed in their companies and needed to be treated with humility, because they fuck off if there is something fishy.

>>12065101

>>12065101
>mfw been NEET for 5 years now
>started running out of money
>got scared and thought I'd have to get some shit tier job at mcdonalds or something
>spend 6 months setting up a few online business
>gives me enough passive income to retain my NEET life

Thank the lord making money is easy as fuck online as long as you aren't a braindead retard.
Sure I'm not making 6 figures but all I need is my comfy neet lifestyle.

>>12065154
T E X A S
R O A D H O U S E
C O P E

>>12066143
What are you doing online for passive income?

>>12065187
What do you work as?
Sounds like you're living the dream

>>12066107
>6107▶
this is unironically me and it's all about to end lads. kill me

>>12066168
Dropshipping, affiliate marketing, and I also set up two fetish websites.

>>12065154
You mustve missed the roadhouse thread

>>12065154
I'm self-employed, but that just means I am a wagie with a slightly better cagie. I am here to make it and one day be a NEET which I view as the highest form of life.

HEEL AND TOE HEEL AND TOE 1 2 3 4
HEEL AND TOE HEEL AND TOE 1 2 3 4

Jokes on you, I run two businesses, and work 7 days a week, so there is really no end of weekend dred for me.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW
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I HATE WORKING
I HATE SMUG NEETS
AAAAAAAAAAH

>>12066444
Same, but still waaaaaay better than wage cucking.

>>12065108
? In my firm the BA's dance the most, literally glorified coffee/rent boys.

>>12066143
what kind of online businesses if you dont mind me asking?

>>12065154
Im a wagie

>>12065154
>COTTON EYED JOE'D

>>12065101
Based NEET.

>>12066189
>>12066189
How does one run a fetus site? As in how do you get money from them? Sell sex toys or is it just some forum they talk on and you use ads?

>>12066190
lol i love these

>>12068550
>How does one run a fetus site?

anon....there is such a thing as too young, even for pedobear

>Tomorrow we have a business dinner
>After business hours
>Unpaid
>We have to pay for the food