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12063728 No.12063728 [Reply] [Original]

>have interview for retailcuck job tomorrow
what the fuck am I supposed to tell them if they ask about my hobbies/interests or what I've been doing for the last several years.

>> No.12063766

>I'm interested in tech, electronics, computers, that kind of stuff. I dabble a little in financial markets, not much. I've recently started trying to work out some more too

you people are hopeless

>> No.12063770

>>12063728
Lie.

>> No.12063787

>>12063770
This, the trick to interviewing is to lie lie lie about everything

>> No.12063796

>>12063728
Just be yourself bro

>> No.12063832

>>12063728
Crypto currency

>> No.12063857

>>12063796
>this
Just tell them you are a typical shite nationalist neet who loves chicken tendies and anime and you feel like its time to come out of the basement for some fresh air.
Guaranteed manager in 2 weeks. Hope you are ready for the massive amount chicks you are about to slay.

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>>12063728
>job application makes you do personality test
>more than five questions on how much importance you place on making friends in the work place
FUCK THIS SHIT WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

>> No.12064110

>>12063980
Just answer that it’s the most important thing and then be as anti-social as everyone else is (put in bare minimum socially).

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>>12063728 >>12063832

Just show them this image

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>>12063770
What if I am unable to lie?
I really can‘t do it, if people ask me I answer truth because can‘t be bothered to memorize lies.

>so anon what have you been doing the last 3 years? It says you were unemployed
>thats correct been doing nothing all day but play videogames and sleep til 5PM

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>>12063980
>didn't pass the penis inspection