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>*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Good evening! Thank you all for coming out to my thread tonight. Your collective presence has made this little soiree of mine quite special. Now, as to the reason for why I've gathered you all here. I would like to propose a toast…to the Janitor!
>*murmurs of confusion travel like an ocean wave through the crowd of anons gathered around me*

Yes, the Janitor! There is nobody on this board I feel is more deserving of a few words of appreciation than my dear old Janny. He works tirelessly every day and every night, spending every waking second of his life on this site. He deletes posts fit for no anon's viewing and removes the rapscallions responsible. He doesn't even ask for monetary compensation despite working all day, but does it simply because he wants /biz/ to be the best possible version of itself it can be.

And who gets to enjoy the fruits of dear Janny's hard labor? We all do, of course! Without sweet old Janny, /biz/ would be inundated with off-topic shitposts about politics and alcoholic circlejerking and other unbecoming topics that have no place on a finance imageboard for gentlemen. So here is a sincere declaration of thankfulness…to the Janitor.
>*raises glass of finely aged pinot grigio in the air for a few moments before bringing it down to my lips*

But seriously folks, fuck niggers.

>> No.11966271

Love these threads

>> No.11966303

Don't forget spics and kikes too.

>> No.11966426
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These threads are unironically high quality

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>> No.11966474

>>11966252
B&R

>> No.11966477

Based janitor bully

>> No.11966536

>>11966252
he deleted my thread when i had the shits and took a picture of it and called it BCHABC

>> No.11966649
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Best threads.

>> No.11966718

Based

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*AHEM*
I have an announcement to make

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>>11966252

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>>11966252
best speech yet

>> No.11967064

But sir! Sir! What of the fairer sex? Have you any words for the ladies gathered here tonight?

>> No.11967422

>>11966903

What is it young pepe?

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>>11966903
Speak, fren.

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>>11966903
yes?

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>>11967521
>>11967545
>>11967422

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>>11966252
*tink *tink*tink

ahem

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>>11968000
holy kek look at those digits

the frogposter really has something to say

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It's over lads I did it

>> No.11968174

>>11968038
>>11968045
hear hear! a toast to the 4channel™ janitorial staff and moderation team, providing professional censorship of problematic posts, cleaning the board and keeping it SAFE FOR WORK. The advertisers must be delighted!.....

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK FAGS
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK SPICS
FUCK HIRO

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forgot pic

>> No.11968193

Completly based and irrevocably redpilled.

>> No.11968697

>>11966252
Based clinkposting

>> No.11968873

Fine work gentlemen. Fine work indeed

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*stands up from in the crowd*

AHEM!
*clinks glass*
*Audience turns to face me*

It has come to my attention certain news relating to specific gentlemen of Non-Caucasoid descent. This news has been delegated to me because of my particular talents as a frog. Please, here here! Listen. We must act with haste, for time makes fools of us all. We must kill all the Niggers, Jews, And spics. Nothing less is acceptable!

*the crowd cheers and begins the race war*

>> No.11968948

ok, so this is epic

>> No.11968973

reading this in the bathtub naked laughing hard, oh and BTC 21,000 by January

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>>11968000
All women are whores