/biz/ - Business & Finance

based and redpilled

>>11919779
take a leaf from your own book, suck bbc to live

>>11919779
fren i once said idiot to my mom and my dad smacked the shit out of me and im glad he did.

u are a lost casd

>>11919779

Your mom is unironically going to suck a black dick now to spite you

>fucking whore who should go choke on a nigger cock
i love you fucking autists so much

>>11919779
go all in on Chainlink
laugh at all the people who have wronged you in a few years
just wagecuck untill the next golden bull run

>>11919779
well deserved for being racist.

>>11919838
says the weirdo who posts a giggling anime rabbit girl... ok... autist

>>11919870

you need to go back

>>11919779

nice larp op

>>11919886
>you need to go back
where did these retards come from to get so easily baited? Are the people saying "you need to go back" from reddit themselves?

>>11919779
Give her a hug in the morning and cry. When she hugs you back, slowly slide your hand inside her

>>11919897
/pol

>>11919897

>Are the people saying "you need to go back" from reddit themselves?

wow that’s deep. you’re pretty smart huh?

>>11919779

LMAO, this shit is too real and funny.

>>11919779
I don’t live with my mother so I can and do call her a whore all the time because she is a crazy cunt. One door closes another on opens

>>11919779
Wait, is she single?

>>11919779
Become a software developer. I recommend learning Java, you literally can't go wrong.

Why did you snap? Did she refuse you tendies?

>>11919779
kys, unironically.
But first spend your 20,000$ in Thailand fucking whores.

>>11919944
>>11919944
t. assblasted redditor

the absolute state
kek

>>11919868
>muh chainlink

>>11919910
I don't know man. I think this is it. My dad was always the one who wanted to kick me out and my mom always defended me.

>>11919992
She kept whining me about getting a job and how my big brother/people she knows are doing so well in life and blah blah fucking blah

>>11919794
>implying mutts have dads

>>11920127
are your dad nigger?

How old are you OP

>>11920150
no

>>11920155
23

>>11919779
Invest in kneepads op

You must fulfill cosmic karma and suck nigger cock like a whore in order to redeem your mother

>>11919779
>fucking whore who should go choke on a nigger cock
thats...ehh..very creative anon
Did you do gif related on her too?

>>11919779
you can buy some real comfy knee pads for 20k, invest in your future anon

On a real note dude you can probably rent a nice room in an apartment for a few months quite comfortably, just don’t be an idiot with what you’ve saved and honestly get a job, like anything man, something shit just to get you going like a cook or something, look on craigslist.

>>11920227
Do you have a car?

>>11920227
consider her kicking you out an act of charity, all things considered it might have been a good thing you had this angry outburst

go look for rooms/small apartments to rent on craigslist-like websites. send out applications for these rentals, say you have some job make up you have some tech support job or some shit like that. later on as you get ready to sign the rental contract they will ask you to show proof of work. say they let you go and the company downsized or some shit like that. and say youre between jobs and youre about to get something else. this might make them doubt renting out the place to you, if they wont do it tell them you can make a 3-month downpayment and make that downpayment if you have to.

congrats you now have a place to live. you dont even have to get a job, they will let you live there as long as you pay. you should work on getting an income though, either start looking for jobs or if youre a proficient trader just do that shit. the reason you lie first in your application letter to the rental lords and then say your unemployed is because you dont want to sign a contract under falso grounds, i think that can be considered fraud. also making up a fake proof of employment is also illegal

>>11920263
He should´ve if he didnt
also when mom said ´gtfo´ he should´ve said
>I doubt it

On a serious note, you sound like a big faggot so I think mommy will forgive as she just cant stand to live without her little baby

>>11919779
First, is your mom hot? If so, film her sucking black cock and post it on 4chan.

>>11919779
>I'm a terrible person and something terrible happened to me.
I don't see a problem in here.

>>11919868
How can you work after dying?

OP
please post screenshot of hotel youre staying at

>>11919779
Time to hang out with Sayori!

>>11919779
lmao no more tendies

>>11920840
its ironic because i unironically had tendies last night for dinner

>>11920963
>Palpatine at the space opera intensifies

>>11919868
Yeah, totally do this OP. Do it.

>>11919779
The absolute state of /biz/nessmen

>>11919779
I mean what did you expect? Now that you planted the idea into her head, she needs the room. A Black BVLL will be living in your house full time fren

time to get a job OP

>>11922219
shut up you lonely faggot who saves voyeur feet garbage to his computer your deranged nigger

>>11919779
You have 20k bro, more than enough to pay rent while you find a job

>>11919944
Not as deep as that bigger cock in his mom's throat
XD

>>11922455
>>11922455
OR ENOUGH TO GO ALL IN ON CHAINLINK

>>11922455
>while you find a job
That's why he's crying his eyes out. He has to find a job, and he will find it.
He's crying because he's a useless parasite that has never had to work a day in his life.

>>11919779
Enjoy the wagecucking, slave.

>>11919779
anhero

>>11922558
Working for a living is not such a terrible thing you know.

>>11922627
I know. I do it. But for pampered whiny NEETs seems like the end of the world. I certainly hope he an heroes.

>>11919794
She may have very well been being an idiot
It is never healthy for family to snack each other, except for perhaps spanking a toddler
When you grow up just try to keep your wife and son in line without smacking anyone

>>11919779
Business & Finance

>>11919779
buy a cheap van, a matress and a sleeping bag, and park near free wifi.

>>11922877
Bum ass

>>11922558
This is a crypto neet board.

You have to go back.

>>11922905
This is business and finance. Which was created as a containment board for crypto, yes, but the NEET board is /r9k/, fag. So don't talk shit in our board, kid. Now that crypto is dead, you should just fuck off to /rk9/

>>11922558
>useless parasite that has never had to work
>wagecucking, slave
so you're either a parasite or a slave? what a retard lol

>>11922969
No, you either work to sustain yourself or you're a parasite. There's nothing wrong with the former, but NEETs call non-parasites "wageslaves".
Do you understand it know that I have explained it in a way that a 6yo could grasp it?

>>11919779
OP here. I apologized to my mom and said that I'll do chores around the house including cooking for 3 months. my dad got so pissed that he initially screamed at my mom, but has since calmed down and retreated to the bedroom knowing he got BTFO

its all good /biz/. I'm back to being a NEET again.

I called my best friends girlfriend a cunt and got kicked out of his home. We all fuck up sometimes

>>11919779
HAHAHAHA
OP BTFO

>>11923064
Small wonder you are such a failure. None of your parents has a spine. Enjoy your wrist-slap, neet.

>>11919779
1. Look for a roommate posting on a local listing website for a room you can rent. Doesn't matter long term, you just need to find a low-rent place for a couple months. Ideally close to public transport. They will ask for first and last months usually. Actual landlords will want proof of income so you will likely not be able to be on your own lease until you have a job.
2. Look for a job that is reasonably accessible to your room using public transport. Walmart or grocery store is an ideal entry-level wagecuck job. Avoid fast food if you can but if there's nothing else you gotta do it.
3. Hold down that job for a couple months until you can find a better living or working situation. Always interview for a better job on your off days. Lie on your resume if you have to, say you have work experience doing construction/house painting/lawn maintenance for cash.
4. Do not buy/eat fast food, eat potatoes and vegetables & meat that's on sale. Look up how to roast stuff (salt, pepper, olive oil on meat and vegetables in a casserole dish and bake at 400 degrees until cooked through)
5. Look at your local opportunities, generally, tradesmen make good money but you need to invest money in education and be social enough to find a journeyman willing to take you as an apprentice, administrative jobs are cushy but long-term you will get into a malaise. If you are good enough with math, get a community college degree in computer programming.
6. By now your roommate and yourself will have pissed each other off enough that you want to leave. In this time you should have found a better place to rent out that works better for you (closer to job, etc.).
7. If you live frugally and invest the money, you can be retired by 40 and return to being a neet by living off your investments.

>>11923016
except YOU called him wagecuck & slave for having to work? >>11922558

>>11923100
Because that's what NEETs call wagecucks. Then he thought he had to become one. Do you have assburgers or you're just slow?

>>11923092
>>11922558
>t. ragie wagies

must be fun slaving for schlomo hoping for that 2% pay raise once every 10 years

>>11919779
I once punched my dad and broke his arm when he was drunk and was annoying me. Also called him a loser a few times. I don't know how I'm still a NEET. Tho mom also wanted to leave him. When he gets drunk he acts like a total faggot, so that doesn't count I guess.

>>11923135
so you admit you're a neet? are you retarded or just pretending?

>>11923064
>my dad got so pissed that he initially screamed at my mom, but has since calmed down and retreated to the bedroom knowing he got BTFO
kek. he's gonna beat you one day anon.

>>11923167
>NEETing since I was 16. Now I'm 23
>"kek. he's gonna beat you one day anon."

its not like we hate each other. sometimes he plays fortnite with me. its a complicated relationship

>>11923148
>literally having to bow to your old folks because you can fend off by yourself.
Nice cope.

>>11923162
I'm not a fucking parasite NEET. Reread the thread, mate. You lack basic reading comprehension.

>>11923185
Do you don’t even have a high school degree?

>>11923193
>enjoy the wagecucking, slave
>hurr thats what neets say, im not a neet myself and i didnt really mean it
you got serious brain damage

>>11923253
>Call everyone a faggot.
>Get fucked in the ass.
>An actual faggot calls you a faggot.
>You infer that said faggot has brain damage.
No, anon. Google "irony". I didn't even know you could drop out of elementary school, holy shit.

>>11923275
>I-it was ironic
just drop it already, you're clearly retarded

>>11923297
You seem to be a brainlet. I wish you had friends so you could copy paste this to them so they could laugh at you for being such an autist.

>>11919779
based and redpilled

Go all in on LINK

>>11919779
beg for forgiveness and offer to suck her dick

>>11919897
Unironically yes. They aren't accustomed to the concept of a b8.

>>11923341
stay mad, wagie. Bad day at work?

>>11919779
I've been a neet for a month and a half and this feels like a jail sentance. I can't understand why someone would want to live as a neet for more than 3 weeks. Such a huge waste of time.

>>11923064
>23
>wants to live at home indefinitely

You will never ever have a 3D gf

You fucked OP, your mom will force you to cry for apology.
She will forgive you and take you back.
Then she will suck that nigger dick regularly.

>>11923501
3dpd, pleb

>>11923064
>and said that I'll do chores around the house including cooking for 3 months.


but are you gonna?

>>11923859
kys

He'll be okay