/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11902844
more info

>>11902844
>/biz/tards fell for the /pol/tard memes
you realize no one on /biz/ pays taxes either right?

>>11902844
the idea is there, but show me the math.

Accusing thots of tax evasion doesn't mean that they are evading taxes. How will you demonstrate this to the IRS?

This is the best thing since the fappening.

>>11903295
The IRS just has to look at their paypal and venmo accounts. An audit will completely buttfuck you and look at every single source of income in your bank account. Every last dollar these THOTs transfer from venmo or paypal to their bank accounts has to be accounted for during an audit. They think they're sneaky but every time they pull out cash from one of their THOT apps to their bank accounts that's a permanent record for the IRS and they will buttfuck you sideways in an audit. Enjoy THOTs!

>>11902844
just report prostitutes you find on the review websites. find a girl with a ton of reviews and a couple years of whoring, then report her ass.

Taxation is theft. I do however understand the effects of thottery on society, but do you think it's good to run around reporting thots to the IRS when they may be actually paying tax? Will you snitch on your /biz/raelites for not reporting crypto gains? This is East German level of citizen self surveillance. Do you guys ever read about history?

>>11903480
If i were to get 30% of what you faggots had in digital monopoly money deposited into my bank account i'd quit my job and report you fuckers all day long.

As for the whores, i'd do it for free.

>>11903504
Look, don't report people to the IRS if you can't prove any tax evasion, you wouldn't want it done to you if you hadn't done anything wrong.

>>11903480
thots didn't take any measures to conceal their transaction history, it's trivial for the IRS to fuck them
in contrast, it's much harder to snitch on random faggots here

>>11903528
also, some thots literally talk about evading taxes on their social media accs

>>11903543
In those cases, I have no problem with reporting them. I just don't want to see people being accused of things that are not true. Remember #metoo?

>>11903554
#taxmetoo

>>11903565
KEK

>>11903554
thank you for defending women anon. they truly are oppressed and are without supporters. they needed this brave act of defence from you.

>>11903480
Shut the fuck up retard. Are biz fags posting their identity so that we can report them? Stupid nigger-brained man child.

>>11903587
I defend individual liberty, that's all

>>11903528
I'm not reporting anyone i know is paying their dues but even if i were proving you paid your taxes is the simplest shit in the world.

>>11903598
you dumbass realize to get your reward you must provide your info and bank information to the IRS right? you realize you will get fucked in return and end up paying even more when they find you are tax evading too right?

>>11903295

Usually, spend about 10 minutes to check if there's any fuckery, then they send a letter telling you that you've fucked up, and they want to know why you've not been declaring.

>>11903480

If they're paying taxes, nothing will happen.

But I can guarantee that zero of them have ever reported their whoring for any reason, which is why they're so butthurt about this latest development.

>>11903633
What's your point even? Nice projection.

>>11903587
I couldn't give a fuck about whining ass women. But I hate the government even more.

>>11903671

I like it when people in general squirm and whimper in front of the big tax. Doesn't matter if it's Tyrone, a random camwhore, Trump, or Wesley Snipes.

This movement has my full support.

>>11903554
I respect your view on individual liberty, but we're not aboutto go full Gestapo on each other
the reason thots are such are an appealing target (vs random faggots on /biz/, I'm sure salty people from other boards jealous of our gains would have reported us if they could) is because:
>as stated earlier, thots are stupid and talk about tax evasion in public
>they make money for just showing off their bodies
>even the ones who claim they're accepting "gifts" can still be targeted because it can be argued they're providing a service/good (nudes) in exchange for payment

>>11903633
The people desperate enough to do this have probably sustained massive losses due to the bear market, so taxes aren't particularly relevant for them
also, I'm personally not interested in the money, I'm doing it for the lulz

>>11903879
more like, you lost all your money gambling and now you are an angry virgin incel that can no longer afford the brap hookers you were dreaming about so you sperg out in anger to "punish" the ebil women that denied you sex

>>11903480
>This is East German level of citizen self surveillance

Citizens of every country have been selling each other out for generations you sheltered child

although this is hilarious and thots deserve the patrolling I can't help but think this will backfire on /biz/.

>>11903935
That doesn't make it right

>>11903955
This

>>11903959
On an ethics basis it probably isn't. Quite a few of these camwhores have literally called for people to be fired because of political opinions so live by the sword, die by the sword. It's a battle royale of the morally bankrupt.

Maybe some of them getting fucked over by the IRS will catapult them out of their materialist dreamworld and educate themselves on the greater financial system.

Sorry, the IRS has no budget to go on wild goose chases to try to make incels feel like they matter.

If they did, they'd end up auditing all the pretty girls that flaunt it yet won't sleep with you, find that the majority of them actually pay their taxes because they're not morons, and end up recouping less than 5% of the money they'd blow going after bogus tips.

Maybe next election, vote for someone that didn't cut the IRS budget. Then all your dreams will come true.

>>11902844

This is the most pathetic thing to ever hit 4chan. It's literally Orwellian snitching out each other for a pittance. You are playing right into the governments hands. But oh it's okay because it was those mean thots who called me an incel so it's okay for them to be taxed.

Christ I hate you faggots. Taxation is theft. No one should be taxed. Stooping this low to reporting others for tax evasion just to get back at them is literally fucking Orwell tier bullshit.

Fuck each and everyone of you faggots who submitted reports. I hope you get no pay out you fucking crabs.

>>11904158
I agree. Fucking faggot pizza face 18 year old pajeet curry niggers and Anglo scum don’t want the rest of the world to have any fun.

>>11904238
>don’t want the rest of the world to have any fun

You can't go out and get women like a regular guy?

>>11902844
*Ahem* ladies and gentlemen now for some puns:
The thot-com bubble
Whoremeggedon
Ragnathot
Thotli yuga
Thotpocalypse
The brapture
Thotlocaust
The hoah
The whorelodomor
The Great leap whoreward
The sinking of the tit-anic
Hericane thotrina
The whorenado
FukaSHEma
World whore 2
Thottergate
Bitchkrieg

Kek

>>11903480
I pay taxes, you pay taxes

im in. also i like how this is happening at the tail end of the massive no nut november meme

>>11904350
underrated

>>11902844
Everyone hates the IRS, the cops, the SEC, etc.
but as soon as their boots need licking you fucking cucks come running for a taste. And why? Because you bought btc at its all time high?

>>11903892
I see nothing wrong with that.
Not paying taxes on the other hand...

>>11905207

Because they get a chance at revenge on the mean "thots" who wouldn't have sex with them in highschool and are thus responsible for turning them into incels.

It's pathetic. No one should ever have to pay taxes for any reason.

>>11905207
Enemy of my enemy
Men shouldn't be taxed
Women shouldn't be taxed
Thots should be taxed at 60%

>>11903295
We do what we do with anyone else: check to see if there is any fuckery afoot (literally only takes a few minutes) and then send them a letter telling them they fucked up big and are about to receive a deep dicking from Johnny Law.

>>11904350
kek

>>11905575
There's a difference between selling sex, i.e prostitution and selling your snapchat or findomming desperate and mentally unstable males online.
It's unjust avoiding taxes

>>11905575
>>It's pathetic. No one should ever have to pay taxes for any reason.

Idealist. No one should, but everyone has to, and that's the current state of affairs. When we develop some other system to finance public works that need to be done but no one wants to pay for them, than we can do away with taxes, and no one will report anyone.

But for now, we do have to pay them, that's the current state of affairs, so there's no reason why they can't pay them as well.

>>11903076
Yeah but /biz/ doesn't piss off /pol/

You guys are like our autistic little brother who is always trying to talk to us about video games. Annoying, but you're still family.

>>11905693
Why not just allow publicly traded companies to manage the roads and build more of them.

Why not allow PMC's to guard the borders.

Fuck cops, they went obsolete centuries ago. All you need is a gun.

I love it so many goddamn worthless slut even ITT who are butthurt because they get a taste of euqality. Granted its a small taste that they even get money for their worthless bodies is still a big problem

>>11905636
Its literally scamming. But its ok because women do it to men and society loves women.

The motivation behind this is more than pathetic, but let's look at the business side and ask some important questions:

What are the terms of the IRS's bounty program? How much return can you expect and what would you have to do and provide?

How do you ensure the IRS even has jurisdiction? Most camwhores don't publish their residential address.

How do you ensure they don't actually pay taxes? Whoring is an industry. There are service providers specializing in editing, manging, PR, webhosting, accounting for whores. You'd be surprised how many of them actually run pretty legit businesses by contracting all the paperwork away. If they shill out 20% to a manager or an agency, they won't care about taxes either, as long as the money keeps flowing for essentially zero effort.

How do you ensure they actually have the money to pay their backtaxes? I assume the IRS won't hand you a bounty for reporting a bankrupt debtor. The odds don't favor you here. The richer the whore, the more likely she'll have someone to handle her taxes.

What is your legal exposure? Is there a criminal law against wrongfully reporting/accusing people at a government agency?

Is there a civil exposure? If you want a bounty, you can't report anonymously. That means you are on record. What if one of the people you (wrongfully) got into trouble FOIAs the IRS's records and goes after you? The shere volume of reports you'll be sending in is probably enough to completely shaft you during discovery and they'll get a punitive verdict against you for more than you've ever made.

How do you ensure the IRS doesn't grow tired of the amount of frivolous reports you'll be sending in and just blacklists you or goes after you?

I can see a business model. But it's not for angry incels. It's for attorneys and private eyes who can compile solid reports without exposing themselves to liability.

I want to try a couple reports, where are you guys finding your thots?? Twitter/insta?

>>11906694
>How do you ensure the IRS doesn't grow tired of the amount of frivolous reports you'll be sending in and just blacklists you or goes after you?
plausible, even more if you professionally do it for a living too, kek

this is the most amount reddit spacing and whiteknighting ive ever seen in a thread. roasties getting toastie

>>11902844
>this drives thots to use bitcoin instead
>another use case found and thots drive the next bullrun

make it so

>>11904350
im fine with this posted every thread for "thot-com bubble" alone
i hope someone will coin such word for this event.
>>11902844
>thoties scream that they're being audited
>it also affects other e-faggots who doesn't conceal their identity on web but also get mad dosh (Twitch/Patreon/Youtube/Vidlii)
>government closes IRS whistleblower program or makes it more complicated to get bounty for reporting taxevaders
>probably fucks monetization system on most websites so no one would tax evade
>Snapchat/Twitch/Youtube prohibits linking wallets
>Patreon/Youtube gets even more strict moderation and gets taxed HARD
>everyone who runs channel about controversial topics can't achieve high speed/quality levels of content because they can't make money from it => they spend less time/effort on it, because they're probably have to work on something else to survive.
>People who have slightly more braincells starts using cryptocurrencies
>Bullrun
>Brainlets joins the party
>Bubble bursts at 100k for 1 btc
I'm unironically buying 100k link right now

>>11902844
Just because they CAN give you 30% of the amount recovered, doesn't mean they WILL.
There's also no guarentee that
1) Said thots are not paying their taxes
2) Said thots were not already reported by someone else
You'd be better off doing webdev on the side or some shit, but you're too much of a brainlet even for that probably

>>11906961
it's time to shill XMR to roasties and e-celebs on twitter

>>11902844
no. i'm not stealing from people no matter how much it gains me. go back to /pol/ or whatever statist shithole you came from

>>11907144
>I'm not stealing from criminals just because they're women
get a grip lad none of them are going to fall in love with you just because you protected their honor from the back of your valiant steed

>>11907812
>criminals
>for evading theft
that's some british government tier logic right there. If it were a man I would also stand up for them.

>>11907899
>if they break the law they're not a criminal because they're a pretty women whos twitch streams I donate to

>>11903892
>you lost all your money gambling
lol
just because you're a shitter doesn't mean everybody else is a shitter

11907907
now you're just baiting

I love 4chan for reasons like this. This is like a modern-day gold rush.

I wasn't baiting, if you break the law you're a criminal

I love a good witch hunt

>>11902844
OP here. I see my work has truly found its audience!

And to those of you who seem so afraid that this will "backfire on /biz/", presumably because most of you are illegally hiding your taxes from the IRS, maybe you should realize you're just like these THOTS and you have shamed yourself, so don't get mad at me for making money healing my nation by getting rid of CRIMINAL ELEMENTS like tax evaders.

You know, there are REAL citizens out there who actually NEED tax dollars, and you THIEVES deserve nothing but shame for taking your tax money away from them.

You have nothing to fear. If you have nothing to hide. :)

>>11903955
>this is hilarious and thots deserve the patrolling I can't help but think this will backfire on /biz/.
What's the downside

>>11908906
Income tax exist to service the debt of Federal Reserve notes when they are created, it's literally theft. Not surprised that most here don't get that.

>>11907144
t. commie faggot

How long does it take for the IRS to audit, seize their cash and then issue the payout??? Probably too long......alas

>>11902844
AHAHA!

I SAW OP THREAD ON /B

>>11903480
Yes...

Because fuck u cucks. Taxation is theft but if i gotta get cucked out of half my income then so do u faggots. I'm tired of carrying your fat smelly necknesrd asses.

Fuckin cuck

>STOP BETRAYING M'LADIES TO THE STATE!! TAXES ARE THEFT
>STOP REPORTING THEM I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT FOR TAXES STOP STOP STOP STOP
The prospect of these cunts getting justed by the IRS is making me really fucking hard. Think of all the government services these thots consume and all the left-wing policies they support. Think about it: every man who pays taxes is essentially another one of their paypigs. Unacceptable. You're literally a beta cuck if you let them get away with it.