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11890020 No.11890020 [Reply] [Original]

Friends, lend me your ears for a moment. Now I know that times are TOUGH. Some of you are worried about this dump, and you are WELL WITHIN your rights to be concerned. Believe me, if I could buy everyone's bags at the market high, I would. I SWEAR TO GOD that I would, but I have been hit just as hard as all of you. All we can do now is STICK TOGETHER and HODL. I have a PLAN, and I can assure you that it is a GOOD one, my friends. But I just need a little TIME and some GODDAMN FAITH. Once I find a way to create little bit of SMOKE and NOISE to slip under the noses of the IRS and the SEC, it's just ONE LAST BIG PUMP and we'll be on a STEAMBOAT halfway to THAILAND before anyone catches wind of us.

>> No.11890045

>>11890020

Look dutch, I aint got much of a problem, but...the women and the children. They've lost everything. Don't you think we should let them sell? I mean, hell, I got nothing left so I'm willing the hold...but the children? I must insist

>> No.11890098

i thought i was going crazy when i found myself acting exactly like Dutch
I've lost so much because of it

>> No.11890121
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>>11890045
Where's the FAITH, son? You insist? You INSIST that I let people give into FEAR so that they can lose everything? The only way we're getting out of this in one piece is if we follow the PLAN. I don't like it anymore than you, but we can't always fight nature, son. We can't fight gravity.

You want to see that those people make it through? Then help me, Arthur. Just help me with ONE LAST BIG PUMP.

>> No.11890809

GAVIN!
This is really worrying me.
GAV! Where are you? Where are you...

>> No.11891337

OW! Oh god! Help me mister! You won't believe it mister, but I've been bitten by a dump again, I'm gonna need you to pump out the poison!

>> No.11891366
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>>11890020
your getting nothing from me!
your getting nothing from me!
kill thyself!
neck thyself!
you G ET N O TH ING!

>> No.11891375

>>11890809
I'm almost ready to shoot this guy

>> No.11891890

>>11890020
I GOT A PLAN!

>> No.11891905

>all this time we were Dutch.

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>>11890020
idk man, we should just call it quits and gtfo
im afraid I must insist.