/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11862877
buy LINK and sit on it for 7 days

>>11862886
I don’t have any more money. Also no Crypto plz

>>11862877
Gay drugs is what I'd suggest.

>>11862877
there's this one old trick involving kneepads,
but /biz/ HATES it..
(read more)

>>11862877
Sell packs of sugar as cocaine

>>11862886
anon he clearly said no gay stuff

>>11862890
>>11862891
I’m serious guys. Please help. There’s no one else I can ask. I know there are some very smart people here.

>>11862891
hey man you got the link?

>>11862903
Ill give you $700

>>11862903
Ok, fine, drugs for gays... Happy?

>>11862900
checked and kek'd

>>11862910
Can I also have some?

>>11862910
I know you’re not serious, but thanks for giving me 1 second of hope.

Does anyone have any real plausible ideas? Really would mean the world.

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving.

>>11862886
quit giving crypto advice on this board, its a proven scam, anyone that buys/holds crypto is legit retarded at this point

it is a ponzi scheme, if you made money off it before, great, you took advantage of the scheme, but telling poor shmucks to buy into it now is just wrong and should be banned on this forum

>>11862934
Wow sounds like actually a nice person. This made me zone out of my 4chan asshole mode. I wish I knew of a good idea to help you out bro. If I think is something I’ll post it here . Good luck mate

>>11862934
Post your BTC address. You never know, anon.

>>11862877
I need a little background information.

Are you employed?

>>11862877
make a hot girl profile on Tinder and ask guys to send you money

>>11862934
No seriously Ill give you $700.

>>11862877

Go visit tronscan.org and go to the decentral exchange (DEX).

Trading volumes there still are very low, so it is easy to set up some great pumps and dumps with some of the TRX tokens. It is easy and fun.
For some tokens the daily amount is only about 5000 $.

Earned about 800 $ in 3 days with a small investment of only 500 $. Even in a bear market this is very rewarding.

>>11862934
There is no way to abruptly get $700 without using a loanshark/doing illegal shit

>>11862939
Ok well just in case I guess:

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>>11862937
Yes sales, commission only, looking for new jobs . Cash out my last $100 in crypto and send to Coinbase about an hour ago

>>11862877
If you must rent at that place and have some hope of making $700 by the end of the next month get a loan.

If you earn less than 1k per month you really should find a cheaper place to live

>>11862945
Tearing up man. I know it’s probably not real but posted address

>>11862958
Get a fixed income job asp.

Pawn or sell stuff you have.

Home / heating / water / food should be your top priority

Can any family or friends help you out?

>>11862959
Thanks man. You mean from a friend or something ? Or where would you suggest ?

>>11862983
Yeah looking for jobs temp/ waiter / construction anything but not much luck because of holidays in my area. Unfortunately family cannot help, not doing so well and had to sell their house

>>11862983
Also I have pawned everything I could my ex’s diamond necklace all I have is my laptop and my guitar that I’ve had since I was 15 years old.

>>11862983
By the way I really appreciate the suggestions. Seriously, means more than you would know

>>11862945
Did random saint anon send you anything?

OP, do you live alone?

>>11862935
nice FUD pajeet

>>11863038
No he has not I’m sure he was just messing with me. I wasn’t looking for any handouts, just genuinely wanted some ideas from some smart people. Thanks for everyone’s suggestions so far.

>>11862934
wait a sec, what happened to the 700$ you had saved for your incoming rent? This is a fixed monthly spending, where did the money go? can you get it back, for example if someone borrowed it from you?

>>11863057
Live with a roommate

Can't you ask the landlord for mercy this month?

>>11863082
I can't give you any advice on how to make any money within a week since I don't know how. But you might start considering about cost efficiency. For example instead of living with 2 people, add an extra person. As for food, you can really save up quite a bit while still eating healthy

>>11863075
Not sure where you are from but a lot of restaurants can use someone extra to do the dishes in the evening. It might not be fun, but it will get you money. Just walk around in town and go inside restaurants asking if they need someone

>>11863078
Yes someone owes me $1000 and was going to pay me back and I was counting on it but now has gone dark not returning calls or messages.

>>11863082
I do live with a rommmate.

>>11863089
No man not chance at all for that unfortunately

>>11863104
This is a good idea I agree , but there is not enough time to do this in 7 days

Any other ideas I am all ears . Again thank all of you so much

>>11863110
This is actually a good idea. Thank you man. I’m in LA so most restaurants have many of these jobs filled . Huge labor market for restaurants workers here (sometimes migrant workers). But I will try this nonetheless and see if it could work. Only thing is hiring process usually takes about a week including training etc. so may not work for this dire situation and timeline

>>11863133
You have to hunt this person down, and get $1000 worth of whatever they have. You're not a pussy, are you?

>>11863133
>Yes someone owes me $1000 and was going to pay me back
you get to that house and you get that dough back before you come whining here, you hear me
why the fuck didn't you tell us someone had a debt towards you
why you getting in shit deep enough to come here before you had the idea to get your legitimate money back?
it's your own money and you're having a problem because you can't get it back, grow a pair and go get it for fucks sake

>>11863174
>You're not a pussy, are you?
what's grinding my gears is that OP has been stupid enough to lend money that he needs to live
this must be a female unit

>>11862877
options trading

>>11863185
I’m not whining man. Last time I spoke with him he told me he didn’t have it , and 2 I don’t know where he lives. So it’s not that easy, trust me I’m not happy about this either. I have lost my girlfriend and I’m so depressed I can’t even think , I’ve literally done everything I can do in regards to that, he fucked me over big time and now I’m fucked. Feels bad man

Op lending money that you desperately need was very naive. Anyway you should think about long term ways of making extra money: baby sit or tutoring are some relatively easy ways

>>11863200
I didn’t lend money it was a business deal that had a 10% commission. I delivered and closed the deal and even after a signed referral agreement guy disappeared. Worst part is he was a friend. I just don’t know his new address in San Francisco

>>11863133
confront the guy who owes you money. kill or be killed in this life anon

>>11863211
As long as you don't look shady, go to church in some good neighbourhoods and surely you will get to know some parents with kids that could use you (again long term plan of making money) Driving lessons, tutoring, baby sitting. Easy as that

>>11863228
I have called messaged facebooked instagrammed emailed everything you can think of . Any suggestions ?

>>11863223
Good you have legal documentation. He has it coming in the near future then

>>11863229
Yes long term this is a good idea thank you . I still don’t know what I can do in 7 days to prevent being without a home though

>>11863234
message his elder family members and ask for his address. Do not mention the money owed though and act like all is good

>>11863237
I agree it is better than nothing . But I can’t afford to take it to court due to legal fees etc. not do I have the time

>>11863248
You live with a roommate. Maybe you can make a deal with him

>>11863234
any mutual friends that may know his address? know where he works? phonebooks that list addresses? idk. anything like that you can pursue?

>>11862877
You can sell your blood plasma for 50 bucks. You can only do it once a month, but if its your first time theyll let you double donate. I do it all the time for extra sheckles op.

>>11863249
Could work but can not afford to drive / fly from LA to San Francisco. I’m seriosuly so fucked aren’t I ?

I don’t know what else to do anons... I’m so fucking depressed and feel hopeless

>>11863262
I will do this . Thank you anon. Still need $650 though

>>11863274
have a car or bike to maybe do that food delivery thing?

For petes sake OP. Sell your laptop and guitar.

Or call these people: http://www.ndh.org.au/Debt-solutions/Emergency-assistance

You can be honest with us and take a photo of your apartment btw.

>>11863318
Yeah I get it your int he states:
https://www.rentassistance.us/

>>11863265
>Could work but can not afford to drive / fly from LA to San Francisco
Jesus fuck do you know how the internet works
You said it's a friend so you fucking call and message all of your fucking mutuals and you let them know the fucker has money you need for you rent
then you hang him to dry publicly on normiebook and tshitter and stuff
you fry the fucker socially until he sends you the money
for fucks sake "using a plane to go see a person" in what century are you living

>>11863318
I will but will only get $150 max for these . Thank you for the links

>>11863253
>But I can’t afford to take it to court due to legal fees etc. not do I have the time
lawyers get the case and send a letter that makes the guy shit his pants then they'll keep a percentage of the money for their own pay
it's called collections service
you don't pay it, they get their pay on a part of the money they worked to get it back to you
for fucks sake stop going depressed there's a whole thread not talking about cryptos trying to help you so get the fuck up

>>11862934
Im giving 100$ in btc for the classic sharpie in pooper.

>>11863431
ill also offer the same deal

>>11863431
>>11863457
Is this offer open to just anybody?

>>11862877
Sell or pawn things.

>>11862958
Enjoy your ban :^)

>>11863262
>they let you double donate
Made me lol thanks anon

>>11863262
I'm doing a medical trial for 1500, are there any in your area? It's quite nice, I get paid good money to sit on my ass and post on 4chan. also, qt asian nurses.

>>11863378
Beg for money on the streets

>>11862877
>not sleeping in a comfy honda /fit/ tinted out and parked in some rent cucks’ apartment complexes overnight, lifting at the gym then showering to get cleaned up, cleaning clothes at coin laundry, renting a drive-up-to storage unit, and driving around all day delivering food for $1000/week income as you build credit with prepaid credit cards and paying car loan on time, in addition to having principal paid off within a year and a small down payment saved up on your first house within two years. Sacrifice and hard work, nigger.

>>11863208
Who do you trade options with?

NEET here.

Would someone teach me to bot on OSRS or something similar so I can start making money? I'm quite a nice person and you'd benefit not only in that you'd be helping another person out, but I'm genuinely dedicated to living a minimal live in order to help make the world a better place and help others (especially NEETS). In return you'd also have the social capital of knowing that having helped me, if in the future you needed a bit of help, I'd certainly be willing to do what I could in return.

Teach me to fish, so I can feed many, senpai.

Not legal but if you are as desperate as you say, I would go to your local college library/book store and steal books. Student books are easily sold. I make about 300-500/week from 2-3 visit to my campus book store. They are usually not larmed, but are in the library. Although it is very simple to remove the alarm card. On a good month you could easily make 1000$ in a week.

Door to door leaf rakeman if you live in an area that needs such services

>>11862983
Look for pet sitting jobs on craigslist or whatever your local internet classifies are. Cat ladies and old women can sometimes shill out serious money to someone willing to stay in their house and take care of their "babies" while they're gone.

>>11862877
Torg.io

>Buy cheap Amazon Cards
>Resell to anons for cheap
>Resell on Paxful

https://cryptocurrencytalk.com/topic/114292-my-experience-with-torgio/

Easy money if you can get a nice routine going

>>11863912
pls sir do the needful thank you LORD JESUS thank you sir

unironically on the level of some curry fucker, begging for someone to teach you how to do something not even profitable.

The absolute state

>>11864983
This is actually a good idea
>>11865146
Torg is cool but they’re starting to set limits on daily exchanges. Create different accounts.

>>11862877
Buy a shovel and shovel snowy driveways for as many hours as you can.
It’s that fucking simple.

>>11865166
Yeah but the limit is like $3k a day or whatever. If you're swapping out exchanges that much a day, you're most likely running a business. Careful bro.

>>11865166
Torg is the future, faggot. Literally means Marketplace in old Nordic.

It’s even faster in rich neighbourhoods

>>11865218
love that 50 is still around trolling as much as he does

I know this is old, but still.

>>11862877
>Get a job.
>Pay your landlord with that.
>If you won't make the money in time, ask for a bit more time. He might be more lenient with you, since finding new tenants is harder than waiting a few days.
>If he won't give you extra time, take a loan, probably from your credit card. Use your paycheck to pay it back.

How are you even in a position to pay rent if you don't have a source of income? It's not like there are any expenses that are more important than rent. It's not like anyone is stupid enough to spend their rent money on something else.

If you live somewhere warm offer to do landscaping. Should get you $50 per customer.
If you live in Maine offer to shovel snow.
Airbnb your apartment and sleep in your car

>>11865146
Wait how does Torg make money. Seems like a scam.

>>11862877
Buy COSS ahead of the next Medium update in a week

>>11865261
They’re run by a bunch of Paxful dudes.

You’re buying it cheap, but they’re buying it cheaper than you are.

>>11865261
have you met any of the psychos from paxful? they're ridiculous and underselling or overselling.

>>11862935
Upvoted

>>11865273
lmao