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>Anon its christmas soon and you still havent met my family, i told my dad about how youre a trader and you make so much money and he's really excited to meet you because he's always wanted to get into it.. Oh i just know youl impress him!, how about you come over for lunch on christmas?

>> No.11851276

Sure! Whats the worst that could happen? haha

>> No.11851278

my gf’s dad calls me his son and lets me call him dad :,)

>> No.11851285

>>11851261
This gave me anxiety

>> No.11851286

Fuck you OP just fuck you

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>>11851261
sure bobette, i'll teach him how to short bitcorns
ezy monies, can't wait.

>> No.11851375

>>11851261
>tfw she told her dad you were a "trader" but he thought she said "traitor" as in "spy" and he is going to take you with a single shot to the back of the head as soon as you walk into his house.

>> No.11851449

>>11851278
Nice

>> No.11851524

>>11851278
you made it anon

>> No.11851530

>>11851278
>lets me call him dad
why is this a thing at all? Sounds disgusting

>> No.11851623

>>11851276
>Whats the worst that could happen

You help your FIL buy the dippiest dip just before BAKKT opens the institutional floodgates a month later... Even if you cheat on her your FIL will like you forever.

sage these shitty threads

>> No.11851640

>>11851261
>Anon its christmas soon and you still havent met my family, i told my dad about how youre already a tracer

>> No.11852712

How did you escape your cage and where did you find clothes, whore?!?!?

>> No.11852740

>>11852712
Desu, this is 4channel not 4chan. Knock it off with the mysoginistic comments.

>> No.11852780

>>11851278
I think he's into incest, lad

>> No.11852802

>>11851530
What part? Having a dad or larping that he's your dad?

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>>11852740

>> No.11852842
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>>11851278
You've made it anon
Now please us faggots

P.s. how did you do it?

>> No.11852969

>>11851261
> advice boomer dad to buy shitcoins
> crypto rebounds rebounds and does x30
> wow thanks, bucko you are indeed a smart money investor
> you barely break even with your justfolio

>> No.11852992

>having to meet her annoying family

lame

>> No.11853042

>>11851261
walk in the park. give him a firm handshake, and explain how you can get any job in the world by going to whereever the fuck, ask for the manager, give him a firm handshake and hand your resume, and boom. hired!

>> No.11853058

>>11851278
did he share his fantasies about wanting to plow your now wife or his daughter?

>> No.11853100

I can’t tell if everyone on biz is actually a bunch of neets or if they’re larping. It’s really not hard to be charming and enjoyable around women and/or their boomer parents. I’m a 6.5/7 on the Chad scale but gotten with several solid 8+ before. When conversations start to derail or get uncomfortable like OP states, HUMOR IS YOUR FRIEND. You can easily change subjects and deflect with good and appropriate jokes.

This has been a psa

>> No.11853107

>>11852802
The larp surely

>> No.11853121

>>11851278
>gay as fuck.

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>>11851261
You've achieved your goal OP, I'm crying right now. I hope you're proud.

>> No.11853514

>>11851278
But weird to call him dad, but it’s pretty based that he considers you his son.

>> No.11853542

>>11853514
Bit*

>> No.11853555

>tfw you're the infidel in your gf's parents eyes

Persian girls are unironically based and faithful as all fuck, but god damn their parents are awful. Thank God she never swallowed the full dose of muslim koolaid and likes our way of life better, but I'm pretty sure her dad would try to kill me and then honor kill her if he ever saw us

>> No.11853563

>>11853100
>I'm a 6.5/7 on the Chad scale
>have gotten 8+ easily
which is surprising why exactly, larper
try to pander a bit more, next time at least